>zoomers need an entire mod made for them to play dk64>try it myself to see what all the fuss is about assuming its just some QoL thing>it unlocks all the kongs for you and you and their abilitiesJust don’t even play the game at this point. Unlocking the kongs was a part of the games story. You were also supposed to explore and find coins to unlock abilities.You didn’t beat the game.
This thread. Again.
>>12656242You don’t genuinely believe this. You just want to start a problem.
>>12656248I don’t genuinely believe zoomers seeing a colored banana is that much of a problem but its somehow permanently stained the reputation of this game unfairly
>>12656242zoomers are masters of bitching about how precious their time is and how a game needs to respect their time while spending 90% of their waking day scrolling through social media. Its a brain defect you can safely ignore anything they say.
Zoomers dont have the skills to just go play any of dkc 1-3, they look at dk64 and think>wow its just like super mario 64 but donkey kongthen they get filtered by their attention spans, filtered by the races, puzzles, basically everything and suddenly dk64 is the worst game ever because they were too dogshit to even try beating dkc 1 let alone 2
loomber goomer poomer koonger
>>12656248Also, spamming in an effort to force a meme.
>>12656242>play it back in the day>didn't like it>20 years later, figured the reason I didn't like it was because I was burned out on collectithons after playing it the third one in a row from Rare>play it again last year>nah, it's just arguably one of their weakest gamesI'm shocked, really.
>>12656242>ZOOMERS ZOOMERS ZOOMERS!!would you shut the fuck up you dumb cunt?
>>12656302This, everyone below a certain age only cares about experiencing something to say they did it and be able to talk about it online. So they desperately want to escape the part where they actually play the game they want to talk about as quickly as possible, even better if they can find some kind of excuse to watch (parts of) a playthrough instead. It's fucking asinine.
>>12656242the problem is that people have autism and low attention spams so they see one banana for a different kong, they have fit and the incredible urge to swap for that kong in order to get it, rather than focusing on your current kong, getting everything for him or her and doing mental notes for the other kongs as you explore the level. Donkino 64 inches is a masterclass on filtering plebs
>>12656360How come you fags that bitch about collectathons don't ever criticize Zelda or metroidvanias for being the same thing?
>>12657625Sorry, let me go back to the Zelda barrel first so I can switch to Link #3. He’s the only Link who can collect purple rupies and purple Triforce pieces.
I always sucked at this game about halfway through so who cares? I only play jrpg, metroid, quake, and vanilla daggerfall so you are a faggot OP
>>12657646??????????????
>>12656242No one but the most autistic, OCD tendies care about this shitty game. It's why they went back to making side-scrolling DK games.
>>12657638Yeah, kid Link is the only one who can throw a boomerang or swing a stick, and adult link is the only one who can shoot the hookshot, a bow, or ride a horse
>>12657675Now, which of the 5 kid Links should I switch to for my 1st of 5 treks through this dungeon. Let’s see…
