GeeBeeAyy EditionScreen Utility - https://shauninman.com/utils/screens/Handheld Comparison - https://retrocatalog.com/Google chart - https://tinyurl com (slash) AllHandheldshas anyone asked my question before? - https://4search.neocities.org/vrCompare handheld sizes - https://retrosizer.com/Handy Handheld info - https://handhelds.wikilast thread>>12652134
> Current Year> Still The Bestest
>>12660761Once you try quad screen gaming you don't go back
>>12660767needs cutoff diamond buttons
the future is here
>>12660767Not good enough. The top screen needs 3 more screen attachments.
>>12660684Baffling how anbernic fell for that when they could have won everyone over by just continuing to do exactly what they were doing. Goddamn chink genes can't help them from robbing the competition even when it's suicidal. But not the goddamn chip choices though, oh no, that would have been too smart. Gotta undercut the gweilo with dimenshitty because we're diversifying to white label controllers!
Nova seems peak on paper but I can't bring myself to buy something without proper reviews and a few months of people testing it out to make sure everything is as it seems
>>12660816Dont worry brother, I'll let you know.
>>12660816You don't sign reasonable posts with the reddit frog. My country is effectively locked down from buying higher end chinkhelds (as in they're not even making up values on the spot to tax anymore and are just sending them back or """destroying""" them) so I gotta beta test with a group of people.
>>12660824what country?
>>12660826Brazil.
>>12660828lamento
>transfer NetherSX2 folder data like the other apps, NSX2 is the only one that has problems>DiD yOu uSE thE tRansFEr DaTA oPtiON LiKe a NOn-rEtaRD???>try Transfer Data>Memory Card access still deniedI'm about to in minecraft someone.
>>12660835>android emulationkekyPOW!
>>12660837Android could easily have been the best but Google is in a race with Microsoft to see who can kill their biggest platform faster.
>>12660816It's an horizontal with a true and tested chipset, using the same sticks and buttons that every other retroid and ayn device uses. Seems kinda hard to fuck up unless that custom 4:3 screen is made of chinesium.
>>12660835Dunno what to tell you, works for me. Is it the same version of the emulator on both devices? Something tells me the problem is still you somehow.
>>12660874Given Retroid's recent track record, the chances of getting chinked are high.
>>12660801so you're a seven screen man.
>u need more
>>12660978actually, I need less
>>12660975can you design an ambernick that can fit in my bootyhole
>>12660984I already did.This one should fit in yours:>>12660767
>>12660986my int big enug to fit in my anus
>>12660843lagdroid never had a chance due to being made in java, which comes with inherent namespace bloat cruft accumulation over time that is completely inescapable due to the way java is designed
>>12660880Nah, I think it's just that the Android version that RP4P uses is more restrictive than the one RPF2(RP5) uses. It's the same Nether that I install from a folder because I don't like the minor inconvenience of having to put it together again by manually patching Aether.
>>12660979>needs jamesdsp fix just to play properlyKWAB
>>12660843all consumer computer companies are intentionally killing off themselves because they don't want the masses to own computers anymoreyou will own nothing
I bought the ayaneo pocket air mini for all my pre 6th gen gaming but now the nova is calling out to me and is basically a direct upgrade in all regardsshould I just get the nova?
>>12660979Nice gen
Need more?
>>12661038>the "nova" Pfkek
>>12661010Android is the ultimate casual consumer experience.
Ayyyyyyy
>>12661052answer the question juan joao rodriguez
>>12661082ayn troon
>>12661089>worth guys? WORTH?back to plebbit zoomkek
Handheld general?
>>12661125not pocketable
What's a good turn based game to stream on the Brick? Preferably one that doesn't require analog sticks.
>>12661135taking turns shoving your e-waste up your ass with your gay partner
used my pinephone to install muos on my tsp
>>12661108okay spichzo, answer the question
>>12661190took this slow idiot soc almost an hour to flash the image kek
Nova has replaced Thor as the popular kid
>>12661048>no sauce holder for my tendiesget that fucking garbage out of here
>>12661297But can it run Cosmic Quest 2?
any o2p niggas running rocknix?can you calibrate your triggers?my left trigger wont hit 100% under rocknix while it works fine in android
King of verticals
>>12661384rg nano is the king of vertisloppers since its actually pocketable, unlike all the rest
>>12661384What's funny about vertislop is you have to make it as wide as a small horizontal just to make it not give you arthritis 30 minutes into Pokemon Crystal. At that point just get a widescreen clamshell.
>>12661407>Keychaink>>12661417>vertislop..stopped reading
>>12661384For anyone like me who enjoyed the gb color this thing is godsend
Don't be a goy.Don't get the nova or the mext shiny thing.Get the Odin 2 for ips screen or Odin 3 for oled.You will never need another handheld unlike retroid pocket 5 a d 6 users.Like someone else said buy once cry once.
MagicX been real quiet since the Nova dropped
>>12661082Ayyyyyn huehuehue
>>12661446>Glass frontnah
>>12661236> NOVA> THE COOL KIDLOL NOVA
>>12661429i never liked anbernics home button right in the middle but it's barely visible in this version.To me the best thing about this one are>lcd screen perfect for retroBefore oled all games were made with lcd in mind. You can easily tell this by trying say Silent Hill on a crt vs an oled. On the oled darkness doesn't feel natural.>great ergonomicsnuff said and sticks feel great. >all around handheld there's something tricky about gb, gbc, gba, gg and it's that to me it feels very weird to play say Wario Land 2 on a 6 inch screen with black borders or gb bezels. So either integer scale with borders or blown out screen.With this one is big enough that i can play gb and it feels "right".Emulating the other systems is great too because it's big enough, i thought I'd be a bit small but there's something magical about 4:3 screens, where a 16:9 screen might look small or "squeezed", a similar 4:3 looks good.For anything ps2 and below lcd 4:3, anything ps3, xbox, pc and streaming, oled 16:9.For instance i rather play dead cells on an oled 16:9 but aria of sorrow on a lcd 4:3.I can still enjoy dead cells on the 4:3 but there's no freaking way I'm going to play gba on an oled or a 16:9.Hope this helps.
>>12661487yeah i kinda agree. Just saying if you're thinking about getting a nova or another glass front get this instead.
>>12661487all they had to do was no glass front bruh.It's like the steamdeck situation where all they had to do was release a non trackpad version for fuck sakes
>>12661446Unhype nova. Get Odin
>>12661498all valve has to do is release a steam pocket inside the exact form factor of the rg35xxh, running steamosbut they're retarded, so they never will, so we just have to wait until someone ports steamos to the h700 instead
>>12661514>all valve has to do isyou said it: ANYTHING WITHOUT TRACKPADS THANK YOU.The world is just full of retards 80/20 rule
Miyoo Flip reviewPros>gba bezel>4:3 screen>holy buttonsCons>4-5hr battery (i like more)>warms up a bit with fastforward and psx>hinge glue fix before using it or r/miyooflop hall of fame
>>12661492Why not both?https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/vr/image/1782/31/1782315149385.png
>>12661521Just move the track pads to the underside. And make the formfactor a Bi-fold Clamshell™.
>>12661613>>12661615Obviously the same retard. Pungent
>>12661628That's only because I have to look after my dying parents.
>>12660975>L1>R1>L2>R1AGI soon saars
>>12661446What's the logic there? Odin 2 is discontinued and laggy, completely outclassed by the Portal. Odin 3 is just the RP6 but 10% larger, 20% faster and 100% incorrect layout. Unless you're a queer who wants to play TOTK at 50fps or something, there's no use case.
>>12661635Alright bot what handheld you think is the one in the pic?
>>12661637They may arr rook same, but the Portal is less cramped than that 3.
>>12661635>incorrect layout>dpad top on a 16:9 so my thumb is 24/7 bent at 90° when I'm playing Fallout 3Yeah no i don't think i will
>>12661643Has anyone here done a buttons mod?
>>12661643>when I'm playing Fallout 3Get help.>>12661648I've swapped OEM buttons on my 28xx once. Never bothered with the etsy stuff because it's both overpriced and glossy, plus retroids are way more annoying to disassemble.
>>12661652>one of greatest games of all time so much there's NV, skyrim, fallout 76, fallout 4 but there's no way to achieve the sucess Fallout 3 hadTouch grass
>>12661384what is this? why is your menu so cool looking and animated? Mine is boring.
>>12661643Are we doing psx mods? This one i know a few here would buy in a heartbeat. Why these big companies don't want more money?
>>12660978No.
>>12661586In an alternate timeline the Miyoo flip has a perfect hinge and it's considered a top tier device, but sadly in this timeline it's just a tragedy.Still excited to get my mini flip
Can I get an ergonomics check on the Mini Flip?
>>12661674second thispluh'ease
>>12661674>>12661820ES-DE with Cathode theme
So if I get a Nova or similar single screen device and emulate DS the screen size emulated for each screen will be smaller than any DS (About 3/4 the size of the smallest DS screen), is it bad for touch controlled games like Zelda? Or is it fine? Anyone with experience emulating that kind of games?
>>12661670Even if I agreed to your falsehoods, that's a mouse game. Just imagining sweeping those shelves for gamebryo physically placed tiny clutter with a stick makes me sick.>>12661852You can customize the layouts so they're not exactly stacked.
>>12661860>just imaginehow about you imagine the game coming out on ps3 and xbox360 and now thanks to that everybody knows bethesda?This is you i feel like I'm wasting my time with this
>>12661875That's wrong too, Oblivion put them on the map for consolefags.
I almost pulled the trigger on this one.Anyone here has it, would recommend? Pros cons?
>>12661938Need 4:3
>>12661998looky what I just got an email about
>>12662015Thats not an order confirmation email?
>>12662018no it's an ad
Are there any new small verticals coming out in the future? I'm thinking on the size of GKD Pixel 2 or Miyoo Mini.
>>12661643>no banana holderYeah naw I'm good unc
>>12662085Unironically this would sell more than the steam deck kekaroo
>>12662067if you're not poor you can cop the analog x rolex
>>12662110DAYUUUUUUUUM!!!!!
Do aisloppers really think their posts are in any way entertaining? do something with your life
>>12660978The king of handhelds, I kneel
>>12661489>Rando troon jewtuber Yep. Xhe browses shitt/gif/ed>>12661643>Odin 2 shill is retarded>Thinks ACKyn and Retroondittors aren't the same fishKek-lmao>>12661670>Thinks fagout 3 and nv = Good>This defensive for open world slopOnly good fagout was 4 and 76
>>12662127He already said he's doing this to get the thread banned. Thing is, mods kinda already stopped giving a shit about vr anyway. There's not even a janny here. You too, can shitpost.
>>12662110chat is this real
>try both gamenative and hub>Half the time games won't launchI was expecting this to be smoother. Trying to play Oddalus The Dark Call which Native says is compatible but is not launching.
>>12662167yesonly sold in boutiques
Thinking of getting the Thor accessories pack after rawdogging it for 6 months.Does the screen protector for the bottom screen make it harder to use a stylus? I don't really thinks it needs one, since it's a clamshell, but it's included, so I might as well use it.
>>12662176Welcome to the scam. Native doesn't actually apply known settings properly, you have to look them up.
>>12662251I got Gamehub working but now the aspect ratio will randomly break. This whole process has been frustrating. I think I will stick to my desktop for PC games.
>>12662273Yeah, been there. Almost made me reconsider streaming but that shit is too fucked, the lag sucks.Incidentally, I think I've seen someone complaining about that exact same game doing that before, so the solution might be a google search away.
>>12661082I had a feeling this board had a bunch of trannies
>>12662138All I'm saying is that with one of these you have 5 gta's ( lcs, vcs, 3, vc, sa), 2 killzones (psp, vita),2 burnouts, 2 tekkens (Dr, 5), 4 god of war's (1, 2, coo, gos), ratchet & clank, all ffantasy up to 10, 2 def jams, power stone 1&2 ports, kingdom hearts, DOA VOLLEYBALL, DOA VOLLEYBALL!!!and it's comfy af to play mgba too...but here you are looking at other womens boobs instead of tittyfuckin your 7.5/10 wife
>>12662289>Rth>Looks for troons on reddit. Blames 4kekShartygods did nothing wrong.
Someone should make a handheld called a "Twin" and it's actually two handhelds with one being a cheaper dummy handheld that just slaves to the other one that has the main hardware. And it would have a easy wireless link between the two just by pressing a sync button. Somebody make that pls. For like $150.
Lads, if your device just straight up dies and won't turn on after you try opening a PDF Manual, or if you exit game back into Emulation Station, and won't turn back on until you plug it back in, and this happens even when you're sure your battery is well into the 90s, do you think that's a firmware issue or a battery problem?
Be nice to the previous 2 posts bois
>>12660767>>12660975>>12662085Ban this faggot plase
>>12662314The baba gen is good.It's funny how just by pressing "generate" someone van give you literal brain cancer.You're so dumb it brings me joy to see you suffer because of ai
>>12662317*baba=banana
>>12662308Device? Does it show up in device manager plugged and and holding power with one of the volume buttons for a couple of seconds? >>12662317>Thinking technology can make anyone "suffer'Techbros, folks. When they're not troonin out, they're loonin out.
>>12662314Le Cope Le Harder
What's the last game you beat?
>>12662343Also meant for>>12662335
>>12662347Shin Megami Tensei - Innocent Sin
>>12662347Ace Combat 3: Electrosphere
>>12662349>Gender reveal nameKekaroo!
>>12662367Are the tabletoid restless dude? Jesus...bet you're a mod at this point
>>12662357Graphic style looks great. I alsi have Smt1 psx waiting. Did you like it?>>12662359And i also have this one waiting. How was it?
>>12661913Pros are everything, cons are the battery went to shit after like 6 months
>>12662303>not a single game worth playingwow, such great handheldfuck off, you retarded nigger
>>12662273>>12662276GameNative or we freak
>>12661938>unpocketable snoy hardware with 0 gamesyeah i need more than fucking nothing
>>12662394I was looking for you the vita hater. Was it too obvious? LolEasy bait always works against low iq keklmao
>>12662394>>12662404Same well poisoning btw. Wherever you whether it's reddit or guangdong...there you are.
>>12662393Wtym?
>>12662394>Ayn out of thin air>>12662398Gamenative is worse than gamehublite and winlator in every way unless you truly need to login to steam.
>>12662314sorry, too busy playing my chinkheld that has an authentic bone carving case and buttons
>initially considering trimui brick for a cheap toss in a bag ps1 machine>then started considering RG DS for it being clamshell and having dual screens>then nova got announced and I started considering it>then realized an rp6 probably makes more senseGoddammit I've ballooned the price of this purchase in my head and overcomplicated it and now I can't figure out what's even best for me
>>12662454I bought the RP BTYFrankly, it's ass
>>12662454the more you buy the more you save
>>12662463I thought this but I bought a Thor months ago and hated it and had to sell it. So I guess a lot of my fear is buying something I end up never using because some part of it bugs me enough to put me off of it.
>>12662373yeah, great game if you are into slow grings, you know the drill... PSXOne does not allow you to fast forward, but it play nicelly slowly during some weekends with a second screen to follow a podcast or something, I did use maps for some dungeons at the end. I dont feel guilty anymore, I just want to enjoy the art and narrative and new demons and all that, not gring two extra months of blind stumbling around lol
>>12662432TRVE MERAL
>>12662367you ain't skibbidy bruhfr rr no cap
>>12662407>i was just le pretending to be retarded!yeah, sure you were, nigger retard
>>12662483>Mrmobile slurper>Boomer thinks he'll understand 5he kinoed ludo /lit/ that is skibidi brass>>12662490>Reddit spacing>Complains about retardation>Is retardedLol. Kek-lmao even
>>12662317botellita de jerez todo lo que digas será al revés
I bring you all what you have been yearning for all this time. Finally here, with us!I present to you:Simply Fantastic 3100Feast Thy Eyes!
>>12662492Mimi ni shoga mjinga, kama wewe tuEndelea na kazi yako ya shoga, kaka yangu mjinga.
>>12662508why did you open the box like that lol
>>12662514And a ching and nip dong spic song and nig klong to u too
>>12662508my dog would have done a cleaner unboxing
>>12662508but why
What's it like playing via streaming on those handheld devices? Is it comfortable? And how do games with a lot going graphicswise or complex menus look on the smaller screens?
>>12662542Depends on your setup and all that. I will say even with a wifi 6 router router and wifi 6 chinkheld, I still don't like streaming real time games. Just VNs and turn based games.
>>12662461>btyKek
>>12662501Eres tonto del tó
>>12662508>born for gamewhy does it sound esl?
>>12662508the shittiest unboxing I've seen in my life, Poptard
>>12662469I see...i think I'll play the psp version so i can fastforward...i ain't 10 no more so i can't stand random encounters anymore
>>12662461Gr8 gen. I made this one just to give that anon brain damage
>>12662671>Images can give brain damageMaster race fellas. KINO image of chewey tho. Give him soi glasses and a stubble.
Powkiddy status?
>Ayaneo already cancelled the Pocket Micro 2>There were only 110 units in the whole runAs the one person here who really liked the original Pocket Micro (Classic), Ayaneo really screwed themselves.
>>12662685
>>12662671Jesus this general has really gone to the shitter
>>12662738it's just a retarded spic schizo and some other schizo spamming, just report and ignore and maybe jannies will ban them again and we can be comfy for a week
>>12662750It's latinx.
>>12662782fuck you
>>12662852lmao sorry for rustling your jimmies, pablo
What's a good 4:3 handheld? I ordered the Retroid Nova but it won't be here for like a month and a half. The RG Slide looks pretty neat.
>>12662860RG Slide is good, but for 6th gen games the T820 chip isn't capable of running the entire library of either Gamecube or Playstation 2. Some of the games will require configuring the emulator settings and won't work right away. I love mine for handheld games especially though
>>12662872Honestly, if it can't run all the PS2/Gamecube games I want then I'll probably pass because it's the only thing I want it for. I probably should have mentioned that in the first post. I have an Ayaneo Pocket Micro Classic for everything SNES and below and an Ayn Thor for dual screen games but I wanted something for PS2/GCN at 4:3 which is why I ordered the Nova. The RG Slide looks dope but I don't really wanna mess with settings or get subpar performance if I can just wait a month and a half. I saw some Anbernic handheld that was 4:3 but it was around $300 and looked kinda cheap. I also didn't like the colors, it was either silver or brown.
>>12662875I did mean to say that it can't play the entire library smoothly, not unplayable. If you were hoping for equal or better performance across the board on Gamecube, RG Slide isn't the right choice unfortunately. I'm personally hoping for a future RG Slide Pro.
>Play on my Steam Deck for 30–45 minutes>Battery drops from 94% to 73%>Charge it for 1 hour>Don’t use it for 4 days.>Yep, it’s gaming time
>>12662415I mean I love the device but the battery now drains 3+ times as fast as it should like it hit a half life or something
>>12662469>second screen to follow a podcast or something>I just want to enjoy the art and narrative and new demons I share a board with filth like this.
>>12662508BORN FOR GAME
>>12662875>it's the only thing I want it forThen you should've gotten an Odin.
>>12662896>whip out my RP4 for another epic day of gaming>play a GBA game for 10+ minutes, press Start+Select the attosecond I lose to force close RetroArch>battery loss of 1%>don't charge it>wait 10 hours, another 1% battery drop from it sitting in sleep mode all day>realize I shan't be playing vidya today, turn off the console>just another day as a lifetime gamer
>>12662750>>12662738All you faggots have ever done is spam the same fucking images and make the same fucking comments, name dropping youtubers in your offtopic not retro threads, where you talk about fucking android phones that you only use to play genshin impact. Nobody can ruin your thread you faggot, it's the worst thread on the board. Oh, and you don't even have the fucking decency to wait for the utter threat to die before you go and make a second one. There's just so many reasons you're awful fucking thread does not belong here, and is hated by everyone on the board. But most of all, we hate you personally. And hilariously enough, the posts you bitch about? Those are the only posts in your gay thread that aren't some faggot just talking about YouTubers or spamming his boring phone wars copypastas. We don't want your thread deleted, we want you to kill yourself so it'll go away forever.
>>12662975Yawn
>>12662975Tl;dr faggot
>I hate the thread, it upsets me>don't go into it? what are you, nuts?
>>12662975If its designed to play old games then it's retro
>>12662317>>12662343>>12662432>>12662996>>12662981>samefag
RG34XX SP or Miyoo Flip?
>>12663108They're both ugly get one without sticks
>>12662923you got the battery hot then, heat kills the lifespan of batteries
>>12663158I wish I had known this sooner. I was using a fast charger and it worked but it got the device very hot. I used it like 3-5 times before swapping to a lower volt and slower charger cus I had a bad feeling. Now it doesn't get hot anymore. I hope it didn't hurt the battery too much. Device is new.
>>12663168yeah if a fast charger gets the battery hot, then it killing your battery life is the least of your problems, you're lucky you didn't explode that shit
>>12663172 I was suspicious from the start and kept an eye on it. Didn't let it charge to a 100%. At 70-90% I disconnected it. Maybe that's why it didn't explode. I didn't go full retard.
>>12662923Ask gemini or chatgpt for the gHz fix, takes 2 minutes. Basically right now yours draws 1.6 gHz but with the fix it will only draw the necessary. For example Gba playtime went from 3 hours to 5 or 6 and gb from 3 to 6 or 7.
>>12663179>suspicious you mean gay i believe is the word you were looking for there sar
>>12663108Easy>34xxCope with forehead >flipSeethe with hinge
>>12662975>wealone in his bedroom
>>12663179yeah the cases where you see people exploded their chinkheld battery is because they didn't monitor their shit to make sure their shit wasn't acting funny with the charger they were using, they just plugged it in and assumed it was fine and forgot about it, that's the difference between browns and whites, browns are retarded NPC golems who do shit on autopilot and just trust the plan, whereas whites are inquisitive and observant and most of all skeptical
>>12663187I am not gay. I own a Ayn Thor.
We are all getting a Nova, right?
>>12662508>didn't hold it with the thumb on the screenOne job
TechDweeb won.
>>12662896> Stimdick
>>12662924you should try the same battle over 300 times without FF. you would know if you actually played retrogames instead of hoarding plastic In order to see the new demons, the new areas, the new bosses and music, you will have to grind for 25 hours the same area, with the same old ones, but you should already know this.
>>12662951Your game is Hysteric Materialism and Hoarding, existence through possession. Owned by the things you "own". No everyone plays the same game, do not feel bad, you are a real "collector" of Elite Hardware, you are Tacticool and 'Murrican!
>>12663008>Pretending to be retarded>RTHKWAB>>12663364That's based tho. When you're not wasting money on digital toyz, you're wasting time even as a pirate.
>>12662975DAYUUUUM!!!> TOLD!
>>12663090lmao
>>12663168i like it when mine gets warm. i carress it.
>>12663090lmfao
>>12663231guess we'll never know who your bf is
>>12663434 new born bum or testicles.Why are browns always like this?
>>12663449ntw but I'm from India
>>12662975lmao, you guys are alright. Not the tripfags though.
>>12662975Truth nuke!
>>12663449that's a Freudian slip from you bud
>>12663193stare into the hole
>>12663374>That's based tho. When you're not wasting money on digital toyz, you're wasting time even as a pirate.100% The Case. Personally my routine is based around volunteering time and quality assurance for different things, including LinuxRuleZ! repack torrents. I have 12TB of updated cracked games ready to click and install in linux with a single shell, a la GOG. It consumes most of my morning curating the collection, but it is very satisfactory and cheap, seeding for the Global South Linux Community is very satisfying. It is in part occupational therapy, to keep my mind occupied and away from ruminations. But if I had more demanding responsibilities in my life it would be impossible. Living alone with a Kitty makes it possible. If I were wealthy, I would be curating physical collections and arcade parlours, for public access, as well. A couple commercial arcades, Board Game sections, trading sections... who knows I am high tho, did I blog again?
>>12662734I guess it was too far along to cancel? That or they figured there was no point when they already had both the Pocket Air Mini on the ultra budget side and the Pocket S Mini and Pocket Vert for those that want power and "muh premium feel". Shame because it just seemed to be the Pocket Micro but better because of improved controls and an actual headphone jack.
>>12662508Now that the <<< Simply Fantastic MMMC >>>. is finally here with us, I think the issue has been settled: Whether the ultimate final device would be available this year BEFORE the SteamBox even, and whether this is the final nail in the coffin of the StimDick. It goes without saying the device is capable of easy Switch emulation and cuts through PS3 y Wii games like butter. Welcome To FutureSF3100 Game Player Is Here!Dont be a Simp, be Simply Fantastic!Simply Fantastic, BORN FOR GAME!
>>12663231Ayyyñ huehuehuehue
>>12662896>>12662951TOPEST OF KEKS xDDD/HGG
>>12663560>buy a custom handheld wrapped in human flesh>play it 16 hours a dayfeels good
I play with my handheld 2-4 hours every day. Am I the only real gamer in this general.
>>12663607I play games at work
>>12663621I play with my pen0r when I am nervous
>>12663624here, this is for you
>>12663630I said pen0r!I am not "What Hand Held Will Feel Better In My Butt" Anon, but you are onto something. Can you make a Waifu Flesh Light / Pillow set, with retro gaming and anime screens, and rumble controls?
>>12663501and people say AI can't think
>>12663630the AI art is great but the message is dead wrong, you are a drooling retard who MUST be exterminated
>>12661048More spicy pillows? Sure, as long as the explosion is big enough to ensure a quick release from this mortal realm.
>>12663090>>12663423>>12663440LMAO EVEN > Meds, now
>>12663756>his chinkheld screen is flatits 2026 i game on an orb you broke bitch
>>12663834>orb-gamer sphere-1that would be cool as fuck
>>12663536>I guess it was too far along to cancel?That's pretty much what I've heard. The 110 they released were effectively a sample batch. They claim with a new parts agreement it would have to start at $350 due to memory costs, so they cancelled it instead.That makes it a real odd handheld for anyone who did get one. I guess it's rare for anyone who cares enough about collecting them, but I'd also worry about parts and support for a handheld with such a tiny production run.
>>12663607beat castlevania aos yesterday and today I've been playing pokemon yellow legacy on this beaut
>>12662335RG353P. I've never really connected it to my PC, just used the USB SD card reader (which I think died just an hour or so ago, so cool.)
>>12663803odd because i screenhacked your ip and it tells a very different story
>>12663919I'm sure youre just realizing your fail now kek
>>12663921I'm sure youre just Rrealizing the joke now kek
>>12663919I feel super sorry for your mental challenges and hope you get better, please do take your meds and listen to the people that care for you, you can get better, you can do this! No shame in being Paranoid Schizophrenic, no one is perfect, but you can have such a better life if you do take your meds. Get well!
>>12660816just wait a year it will have some nice custom shit by then
I have a R36S. There is any way to configure Neo Geo Pocket emulator to recognize strong and weak inputs?
>>12663996NGP doesn't have pressure sensative buttons. The games just use quick press vs long press
>>12662736Bwos...
>>12664010But there is any way to select buttons to always be recognized as quick or long press? If I recall, it was possible in NGP.emu that I used in my Xperia Play.
>>12662975Didnt read spichzo
>>12664056i know you like to fondle balls and here's hand held just for you
>>12663630thanks doc
>>12660752good morning sirsI was wondering what's a go-to NOT handheld chink console. Like, something that hooks up to the tele and comes with decent controllers and costs under $100. There's a million options on aliexpress but they all seem to come with the shittiest controllers imaginable. There's no "anbernic" of home retro consoles afaik.
>>12664167Just get a mini pc, install linux on it, and then some controllers separately
>>12664190I mean, yeah, a rPi 3B+batocera+gamesir controllers is an easy win, but it involves work. I was thinking of something to point to people that keep asking me what they should buy, not what they should build.
Anyone own the konkr pocket fit? I'm tempted but I'm hesitant about the dpad
>>12664264Didn't like it. Traded mine for the starboy
>>12664314
>sold out in 3 seconds(ಥ﹏ಥ)
>>12664326forgot pic(ಥ﹏ಥ)
>>12663630wtf how did you get this photo in my room
>>12664167>>12664167Gamestick x10 ProI trust this guy, and this review is quite thorough.The stick is old enough now to be cheap, but good enough to play retro cheap on the go on HDMI monitors. With two controllers to play couch coop and vs. Check him out, he must have auto dubhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLEpdkf0BiE
>>12664328:P:LOL"but will it fit up my nookie" takes a whole new meaning... Where is rectum-anon? lol
>>12664167after this:>>12664418then just get one of those "the Anbernic of wireless controllers" which is 8bitdo.Both the stick and the controller will go for about 100usd
>>12663158This is actually not the case because I am one of few people I know irl who autistically regulates all of my devices' heat levels. For RPF2, it was just a matter of getting chinked.
anyone use stuff that isn't third party? i dug out my old ds lite the other day and have been enjoying it loads. unfortunately the shoulder button is fucked from years of mario kart. i was looking into a new one but for whatever reason these things are hundreds of dollars refurbished on amazon lmaoi love the light weight, size, and the way it feels in my hands. been bringing it to work playing older rpgs in my downtime. so many titles that i still had in my closet that i bought ages ago and just never completed.
>>12664480I prefer first party100x build quality and ergos
>>12664314Its funny you named it Nova like this dude:>>12661489I have always thought he looks and sounds like Patrick Star. IHe should endorse or purchase the rights of this Anbernic. He could be the next Soulya Boi
>>12664495yea it just feels solidI was looking into third party that could play my ds/3ds games anyway, but ehh.
>>12664496A nova is a star that suddenly becomes much brighter for a period of time before gradually fading. This happens when a white dwarf in a binary system accumulates material from a companion star, triggering a thermonuclear explosion on its surface. The star survives the event, unlike a supernova.
>>12661489I look like this and I'm also Indian.
>>12661190YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY PINEPHONE
The hype is real for Retroid Pocket Nova
the hype is real for Simply Fantastic 3100Dont Be a Simp! Be Simply Fantastic!
>>12665178When can we expect a review?
>>12664167>>12664446I fucked up. That stick does not support bluetooth controllers, but it has a USB port (s), so the good ol ol xbox 360 controller or, other xcoded USB controller will do. An 8bitdo receiver is USB, you can pair the purple controller or most 8bitdo controllers. Other controllers such as Warrior XBYZ can be connected to a USBA port using a USBA to USBC cable connected to its wireless GameCube receiver (pictured)I got lucky and got mine for 35 bucks, used but as good as new, complete. I love it, I use it with Wii, with PC, and modded Xbox360
>>12664519Is this you, my brother in Ganesh?https://youtu.be/M-5fJgnGqx8
>>12665178>>12665178the hype is real for the retro wood
>>12665180The hype is real for the greek boy marble
>>12665436Solid design, solid marble, looks like a solid game. Yeah, I'm thinking a solid 10/10 right here.
>>12665445For the vertical haters, there's one with handles that fuses the ergos of a horislop with the elevated screen of a vertisloplarge chad hands required
>>12665436>>12665463if you drop one of these it's absolutely over
>>12665487You some Kind of noodle arm beta bitch who can't handle an 18 inch slab of marble?
>>12665528>>12665463>>12665436>>12665435
>>12665435This, unironically gave me a boner. So 80s, to have all sort of fittings in wood, in furniture, automobiles, etc... >>12665528Almost exquisite, make it less barroque, it is too weighed by ornaments, but is geek indeed, you might do away with the flower/soundbloomwave decor. This could be, unironically, the perfect Hades Series device.
Nobody cares about your AI shit
>>12665618You could say it gave you.... Wood Maxxing>>12665624You are not my real father, shut up OMG@!!!one!eleven!!
>>12665547salty broke bitch can't afford anything other than plastic goyhelds
>>12665636The Ultimate BIOSHOCK Machine ™
Playing so few games that you gen ai images of fake consoles to play fake games kek
>>12665676here's a nigheld, just for youtry not to spill your purple drank when you see it
>>12665681DAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMNNN!!!!!!!! SHITS FIRE MANG!
>>12665741Samefag
Which handhelds have the best speakers? Just got the miyoo mini plus and the speakers are pretty damn bad. Before this I was using my phone with a tension controller. Any handhelds that will have better speakers than a phone?
>>12665809arc-ssteamdeck
>>12665809RK2023 and Anbernic unironically
>>12665812Thanks, do you know of any verticals though? Main reason I ventured out from my old phone (it's a dedicated handheld, not using it for anything else) is because I wanted a vertical form factor with a 4:3 screen.
>>12665681The next big handheld gimmickAnalog steering wheels to play racing games
>>12665809get one of the Redmi Note speakers, or Experia, there are a couple of variants that fit the nookie and voltage drag. look at the etsy listing of the miyoo mini plus speaker mod, from there you can source it from Aliexpress, eithar variant is twice as good as the stock fart trumpet.
>>12665875>steering wheels*dial nubs
>>12665880oh sick, I'll check it out
>>12665809only the retroid pocket S2 was allowed to have good speakers for some reason
>>12665880Do you know if the speaker works with a mini flip?
>>12665809>speakersspeaker, single.anything with stereo speakers will sound better than that piece of crap.
>>12666007*looks at the RP5/RPF2*
What's the difference between the trimui brick and the hammer?
>>12665201>>12664418thanks family
>>12665974...Of retroid handhelds. Don't get me wrong. It's good, but powkiddy consistently almost never fucks around on the speakers. This is mostly due to femoid higher ups in the engineering team.
>>12666369Brick has a plastic shell, hammer has a metal one
>>12666554>femoid higher upsThen where is the vibrate function
>1tb microsd cards are $200 nowOne more reason to hate that fag that spams the AI generated 'helds.Price difference between a thor pro and max was like $80 when I got my pro....I'm so fucking retarded. Worst part is knowing that the price is probably not going to go down and just going to get more expensive the longer I wait.
>>12666773We like the wangdong ai spammer here.
>>12666773the price just went up another dollar.you're welcome
Think we'll ever see an AYN with proper joystick locations?Odin really seems like the buy once and be done option and Retroid often just falls short on a couple small things or sometimes has had screen issues or other quality problems. On the other hand I do miss when I didn't sweat taking a handheld with me because it wasn't a fortune to replace them. Never broke any, but there are other worries on that. (Turns out my 3DS is a rare as hell version and I never knew...oops)>>12661938I like my Vita so much, but my PSP is so much more comfy. I wish they had skipped the double touch screen to give us L2/R2 and a little more power. That one looks amazing tho.>>12660835Its linux adjacent enough it makes me think its a permissions thing. Grab an app or terminal to force permissions ownership maybe. Especially if it was installed via manufacturer or some app store that may have used a portable or contained version rather than one with full system persmissions. Also not sure why people are complaining as emulation on android is pretty good, I like Linux more, but android does give some other options so the choice is nice. (Come on Steam VR just so we can have a better ARM layer to add in PC s well though)
>>12666820I'd have scooped up an Odin 2 Mini if not for the dpad placement
>>12666773Purchased these bad boys on sale before prices went insane. How jealous are you rn?
>>12666923I mean, a little. Not a huge amount, but I would have liked to get some at a good price.
>>12666923I have a 2TB micro SD installed in my Retroid Pocket 4 Pro which I put games, movies, TV shows, and anime on it. Definitely worth it.
>>12666923Keep onto them, you might be able to sell them with a profit in the next few months.
>>12665528Fucking gorgeous. Agree with doing away with the twin flower embossments. Keep that plain marble, maybe show off the veining and it's absolutely perfect. Excellent bezel motif.
>>12661913The triggers are absolute ass that fps games are unplayable. Hands hurt after awhile. Dpad gaming is comfy tho
>>12666773The more reason to learn to curate small collections for each console, leaving the whole retro catalogue in a HDD in the PC. Absolutely no need for more than 64GB for these handhelds, but I do prefer 128 and 256GB for a couple cases. I have been playing ONE GBA game for one month, I am wasting a 128gb card in that RG34SP, I could be using 64GB
>>12667372>1 monthwhat GBA game is that?
>>12667372for cd consoles 64gb is not enough, even 256gb can get tight
>>12667376Barely been playing every other day, for an hour or two a day, and I am trying to complete it as much as possible:Castlevania Aria of Sorrowhttps://retroachievements.org/user/popckorn>>12667381Specially with PSX, Dreamcast and PSP.I get specially selective with the last three. 256 is my largest card, it is fine tho. The consoles with those have no twin sticks, If I had something aimed at PSX and PS2, some GameCube etc, I would definitelly keep 256 as my smaller card for those, no doubt. 1TB makes sense there, but 512GB is cool middle ground there. You can always transfer any missing game you want to play in the moment, keep just the very best or backlog top 20, it really feels the same once everything is setup, the microSD anxiety only exists in our head when purchasing imagining extreme scenarios. Once everything is set and done we even forget the size of the cards- My nightmare is card corruption and having to reflash ALL THE ROMS all over agai
>>12667394 I get achievements. I get endorphin checklists but i don't partake.As soon as i see the credits I've finished the game. No hidden secrets, true ending reflecting on the directors childhood. Nada.With pokemon for example i can beat the same game many times, i put the starter in the pc as soon as i catch something else, build me a team of like 4 pokemons, beat elite 4 and red or whathever and done. No catching 200ish pokedex checklist bullshit.
>>12667372How's the 34 Pops? I have a flip and it's ok but turns out the sp design wasn't as comfortable as i thought. The comfort factor is that it's pocketable so for 13 year old me going on roadtrips and gaming a few minutes whike doing homework, this apparatus made sense.But to be honest the gb color was the most comfortable and I'd carry that everywhere as well.So it turns out, at least for me, that it's just a gimmick. A gb color also fits in my pocket, not as good but I wasn't put in it there anyway, it would always go in a little bag, same as the sp. It's not like it's going to spend most of the time in my pocket but rather on the table.So i think the sp design is perfect for those who are usually moving around.
>>12667369Wow really?? I've read a few complaints about "sharp triggers" but this sucks. I was thinking of getting one for shooters but this looks like a nono
>>12666945Looking good. Got more pics?
>>12666820Explain your 3ds, now
>>12666773this is life btw, everything gets more expensive over time this ain't the 90's anymore and certainly not the 50's. The further you go back the cheaper.The only reason you're not investing isn't because your dumb, it's because you're broke.99% of rich people are dumb af just like 99% of broke people are dumb af.And this is the biggest truth. The only reason you aren't rich is because it hasn't happened to you. Meanwhile do not give up for it one day, may happen to you too.
There really aren't any gba games worth emulating other than pokemon. The games run buttery smooth, have clean crisp visuals, amazing music and fun gameplay. Everything else is either just shit or trying to do too much with the hardware at the cost of smooth gameplay. No wonder pokemon fucking took over the world.
>>12667606now with your tripfag
Not giving you any (You)s you attention starving bitch.
>>12667517You gotta try Pokemon Clover then, lolEach new Pokemon and Evolution is a guaranteed KEK (at least about 80% are great)e.g., Mammonite Demon, pictured.>>12667524The RG35XXSP is more confortable and is pocketable enough to use as MP3 player while you walk with it in your jeans, Sounds like it is perfect for you, I love it because in Atomic Purple (I got the 2024 Plus version in Purple, alas without WiFi it is the only way to get purple with H700 chip) it reminds me 12yo me with my brand new Game Boy Color in Atomic Purple. It is slightly bigger too, so it feels retro because it is as big as you remember it in your tiny hands (kid hands)Otherwise the RG34SP is great, because I did have a GBAsp growing up, and the whole "Gadget" and "IceCream Sammich" form factor are important for me, I still feel like a secret agent with my secret flip communicator xDDD huehuehueGBAsp was never ergonomic, but it is good enough for 1hr bursts. Much less crampy than RG280V, for example.
>>12667630What the fuck are you talking about? Does this general have some poster LORE I need to know?
>>12667669Nice try, now put your tripfag back on
>It is slightly bigger too, so it feels retro because it is as big as you remember it in your tiny hands (kid hands)holy retard cope wowzathat's what she said (to you) btw
>>12667529
>>12667606Shut the fuck up faggot. What, did you play 3 licensed games and call it quits? You don't know anything, so you don't deserve to start vomiting out your empty headed garbage.GBA: •Narrative: Ace Attorney 1-3, Jake Hunter•Platformer: Another World, Kirby Nightmare & Mirror, Mario vs DK, Sonic Advance 1/2SP/3SP, Wario 4, Mario Bros 3, •Action: Boktai 1-3, Castlevania Aria, Contra, Goodboy Galaxy, Iridion 1&2, Mega Man Zero 1-4, Metroid Zero & Fusion, Metalgun Slinger, Metal Honor Infiltrator, Metal Slug A, Shantae, Super Ghouls, Turok Evo, •Action-Adventure: Rocket Slime, Zelda Minish •RPG: Battle Network 2/3/5/6, Caravan Heart, FF V, Mother 1-3, Mario & Luigi, Kingdom Hearts Chain, Riviera, Oriental Blue,Sigma Star, •Strategy: Advance Wars (1, 2, Mangsvance, Returns), Black Matrix, CIMA, Tactics Ogre Lodis, FF Tactics A, Rebelstar, Yggdra,•Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon Unfaithful, 7 Legacy, 8 Reforged, Cerulean, Dream Five, Doubled, Drums War, Illuminated, Storge, Pokemblem, Vestrian, Vision Quest Other: Apotris, Balatro, Battle Picross, Bomberman Max, Chocobo Dice, Chu Rocket, Drill Dozer, Frogger Adventure 2, Gleam, Mr Driller, Puyo pop, Warioware Inc & Twist, Rhythm Heaven,
>>12667656I prefer the normal 34XX
>>12667794God you're dumb. As if anyone here is gona read this, retarded if they do
>>12667820take the L, underage nigger
>>12667794Thanks for the recommendations faggot.
>>12667824>working so hard to write the top 30 recommendation foe the xxxth time so people know i have good taste or better...leave a legacy Kill. Yourself. Now.
>>12667794and next time use your fuckin tripfag
>>12667868>>12667871schizo gibberish
>>12667882>when lose deflecti'll accept it. Thx for the list anyway faggot
>>12667889now with your tripfag on
>>12667782Stealing ideas from the "good" AI anon? What are you? Taiwanese?
>>12665463i want an ornate marble handheld T__T
>>12667782ai has surpassed human creativity
>>12662303now post how much one microsd costs for all your gaymes
>>12662734don't worry tiny handhelds bro, i too wanted one :(
>>12667794>Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon Unfaithfulwat
>>12668232there's 2 versions of the fan game, faithful (cringe and boring), and unfaithful (fun and based)
>>12667889>Merely pretending hahaThis board gets dumber and dumber each day
>>12667606Gen 3 nostalgia should be classified as a mental illness. Worst visuals and sound you can get on the whole library short of licensed shovelware.
>>12668282the average iq of the thread will improve when you leave yes
here, have a cookie
>>12668298i wish they would integrate games and porn like thisyou have a lot of great ideas my friend
>>12667532better screen when they had all but stopped making those so it was a dice roll if its what you got in the box with no way to tell, non-xl, faceplate removable (they did nothing with this just like the GBA micro because Nintendo hates the west and fans ). Its neat but unlike the OG ones its a little top heavy and nobody makes shells for it because the west only really got XL models past the original 3DS, which I avoided because they weren't that portable to me.
>>12668293>No uCase and point
>>12668298thanks
>>12668356lol you lost a long ago, move on balding idiot, what a drag
>>12668335Noice, m8
>>12668357>screenshot! owned! did i win?peak subhuman
the thread will improve when specific retards leave. We all know who. Watch.
>>12668471you dropped your favorite handheld bro
the thread will improve when 2 specific retards leave. We all know who. Watch.
>>12668479>>12668475>i want to go back to talking about youtubers and not playing video games!
>>12668478sorry i play games rather than collecting toys like you. Ouchy!Sowwy!
>>12668468you still post over at retro game talk?the users there seem to be a bunch of fags these days
Okay so that's one...and the second...
>>12668483>NO U!Fail
>>12668487>ouchie!
>>12668486
>>12668482>i posted the popular thing guys? can i play with you now?Kek!
>I'm funny ok??!! My posts are funny people upvote and comment xD so they think it's funny!!! It wasn't easy but it payed off so fuck off!!!!!! It's my life!!
>>12668497Holy shit, he struck a nerve lmao
>>12668482LELIt even looks almost like Proton Backpack from The Ghost Busters, you might even catch a couple Hungry Ghosts in this thread. Sulking around, prowling about, grooming the crowd. >>12668484Nah, it was walking on shells all the time. It got unironically purchased by DEI money. They made it lame and gay. A great social network experiment, in theory. IN THEORY.
>>12668335I mean, just look at the parallel scrolling, the colours, the effects... I it is like a SNES game on steroids, tailored for a petite form factor. Bespoke SNES on Nootropics and LSD. I shall play Symphony of The Night next. I am on my Castlevania phase, you would not get it, Mom.
>>12668491Not enough Nintendo stickers
>>12668335What I love about these games is all the loot grinding. I like killing the same enemies over and over again for some rare items or skills. What other games are like that?
>>12668517purchased?
>>12662685BUY USED V90 WHILE YOU STILL CAN
how do I get over the hype cycle and the urge to buy new handhelds I won't use
>>12669075You don't, just impulse buy a Thor max and wait for the next product
>>12669084already did
Are we seriously still seething about CDR? We already have the Internet Archive and MiNERVA with torrents full of everything we would ever need.
>>12669964>wespeak for yourself, i do not give even an iota of fuck about whatever the fuck you fucking gay spic niggers are even trying to talk about
>>12670008>i do not give even an iota of fuck about whatever the fuck you fucking gay spic niggers are even trying to talk aboutKEK. The irony, when seething this hard.
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>>12670204kinda jealous. want one of these but idk how much fun i'd have playing armored core on it. android emulation also seems like a meme.
>>12670227I want one of these but can't decide
I'm split between using onionOS or SpruceOS on my upcoming mini flip.Onion:>Already have a mini V4 with onion, I all need is the patch for the mini flip>Just works>Updates almost never, supposedly still in development SpruceOS>Very similar to onion >Works on more devices (a30, mini, mini plus, TSP, TSPS, brick) so if I don't like the mini flip I can order the brick instead and don't have to worry about it>More updates>Actually supports the Mini flip
>>12670227dont be jealous honestly. there'll be a new one this year or next year with prob a bigger bottom screen.>armored coreI literally finished armored core 1 on it with cheats. duckstation worked fine. then again I was playing at 1x res so idk how well it performs with graphics settings.
>>12670291>there'll be a new one this year or next year with prob a bigger bottom screeneh, don't really need it to be bigger. honestly i'd like it smaller so i could put it in my pocket.>with cheatsanon, it's not even that hard...i moreso meant some of the ps2 offerings like last raven or silent line since i really liked those. last raven especially would be fucking awesome in my pocket since the psp port is fine but not the best way to play imo. king's field 4 would be another fun game in the pocket actually.
>>12670330if i can play gran turismo 4 on it unless armored core is even more demanding than that, you'll be fine. and I agree with the smaller footprint point. they can push the buttons and sticks further to the side and make the screen bigger. but I'd also prefer a smaller handheld so imo they can make the screens even smaller for all I care.>anon, it's not even that hardi got bored and didn't want to drop it.
>>12670245LOL, based.Battery life looks like 48hrs xDD
>>12670349how's it do mgs3? i could never get it 60+ fps on my 'eck
>>12670389haven't played on my thor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZe7F339go4apparently it works fine. 25:05 timestamp.
Do I get the nova
>>12670550do you currently have a handheld?
>>12670521>>12670525WTF, how are these not retro handhelds and retro videogames?Nice moderation.