>its le bad because it dared to take risks and not be a boring dumbed down dogshit rehash like crash 2!How did youtubers convince zoomers of this bullshit?
It's bad because it took 10 fucking minutes to load anything
I’m pregnant.
>>12685252Congratulations!
>>12685251Well everyone with a brain played the superior xbox version unlike you poorfag snoyggysThe older i get, the more i realize Wrath of Cortex is, objectively speaking, the peak of the franchise with twinsanity and nitro kart coming not far behind>tastefully expands on the everything that makes the first 3 great>cuts down on the retarded backtracking through levels for 100%>best variety of levels in the series>best gimmick levels in the series>best movement in the series>best cheat codes in the seriesThe only detractors are butthurt snoyggys who have been running a 2 decade long gaslighting campaign against Twoc and brainwashed millions into blindly hating it just because it was the first multiplatform Crash instead of being snoystation exclusive.I just commisioned multiple Scrimblo Bimblo youtubers with millions of subscribers to make positive videos about this game and debunk common snoy astroturfs. Just you wait snoyggys, its reception will have done a complete 180 by this time next year.On the other hand, you dumb low IQ nostalgia nigger who suck off Crash 2, the most overrated bland dogshit in the series, are mentally ill>worst final boss of any game EVER (its literally a chase through space corridors)>cocoa for furfags and trannies>started the gimmick level meme with its shit jetpack levels>dumbed down difficulty>started the retarded requirements for colored gems so youd buy a prima guideCrash 2 faggots are just nostalgia trannies. And seeing how it sold more than the first game, it's obviously the pick for most secondaries.That's the only way to explain why that shit game is slurped off because it does absolutely nothing better than any other crash game.
>>12685252Name him Mario Sonic
>>12685258i'm not reading all of that shit
>>12685262But you’re the one who wrote it
>>12685258I’m naming my baby the entirety of this post that I didn’t read.
>>12685250It's bad because it's a worse Crash 3, and Crash 3 is already worse than Crash 1 and 2.
>>12685250It's bad because it's a worse Crash 3, and Crash 3 is already worse than Crash 1 and 2. Crash 3, Crash 1, and Crash 2. It's bad, because Crash 3 is already a worse Crash 2, and Crash 2 is worse than Crash 1. Because Crash 1 is worse than Crash 3, and Crash 3 is bad, it's a worse Crash 1. Crash 2 is bad because it's a worse Crash 3. It's bad, and Crash 1 is already worse than Crash 2, and Crash 2 is already worse than Crash 3. Crash 3 is worse than Crash 1 and 2, because it's bad, and Crash 1 is a worse Crash 3. Crash 3 is already a worse Crash 1 and 2. It's bad because Crash 1 and 2 is a worse Crash 3. Crash 2 is a worse Crash 1, and Crash 1 is already worse than Crash 3, and Crash 3 is bad because it's a worse Crash 2. It's bad because Crash 3 is worse than Crash 1 and 2. Crash 1 is already worse than Crash 3, and Crash 3 is a worse Crash 2. Crash 2 is bad, because it's a worse Crash 1 and 3. Crash 3 is already worse than Crash 1 and 2, and it's bad because Crash 1 is worse than Crash 2. Crash 2 is a worse Crash 3, and Crash 3 is bad because Crash 1 is already worse than Crash 2 and 3. It's bad because Crash 3 is already worse than Crash 1 and 2. Crash 1 is a worse Crash 2, and Crash 2 is a worse Crash 3, because it's bad. Crash 3 is worse than Crash 1 and 2, and Crash 1 is already bad. Crash 2 is already worse than Crash 1, and Crash 3 is bad because it's a worse Crash 2. It's bad because Crash 1 and 2 is already a worse Crash 3. Crash 3 is worse than Crash 1 and 2, and Crash 2 is bad. Crash 1 is already a worse Crash 3, and Crash 3 is worse than Crash 2. It's bad because Crash 3 is a worse Crash 1 and 2, and Crash 2 is already worse than Crash 1. Crash 1 is bad because it's a worse Crash 3, and Crash 3 is already worse than Crash 2. Crash 2 is a worse Crash 1 and 3, because it's bad. Crash 3 is already worse than Crash 1 and 2, and Crash 1 is a worse Crash 2. It's bad because Crash 2 is already worse than Crash 3, and Crash 3 is worse than Crash 1.
>>12685275>>12685268Crass 2 is the worst of the quintrilogy, shittiest slowest hub world, 0 replay value, easiest game under the ip, final boss is just a chase down space theme corridor with shitty jet pack controls. its not up for debate
>>12685279What?
go treat your zds (zoomer derangement syndrome) op
>>12685250>it dared to take risksTWOC is just bootleg Crash 3 though.
it's bad because it's ugly.
>>12685250Just look at that smile. Crash doesn't smile like the batshit insane rat he's supposed to be, that smile just says "yo check me out, look how cool I am!". These devs simply didn't get that what made that character so special.
>>12685250>it dared to take risksQuite the opposite
>>12685250Of all the companies to outsource your series to, Traveler's Tales? One of the worst game developers around, just a little above Titus but not by much.
>>12685250Just because it dared to take a risk doesn't entitle it a blowjob.If games suck then they suck. Dare to innovate, or play it safe? Video game history tells us there is no correct answer. Only if the person in charge knows what they're doing. A director that's not out of touch. That's all that matters to a good game.
It's not great, it's not bad. It's ok and that's ok.I like the first rolling ball level what a comfy trip.
>>12685250it's le bad because it has shitty floaty physics and underbaked movementalso it replaced soulful, hand-crafted animations for a lot of effects with shitty floaty looking particle effects because jon burton never grew out of his speccy demoscene autism phase and he'd have a single shitty but autistically polished and optimized visual effect slapped onto everything rather than a cohesive looking game
What I really dig is the loading screen jingle. It should have been an intro to a bad ass song. Which I cannot do because I am too lazy for a project of this magnitude.https://youtu.be/WCl8QvuW7dk?
Crash Twinsanity is the best because it was the first true 3d crash gameCrash 2 is the second best though, more polished than 1 and doesn't have all the bullshit that comes with 3
>>12689031>Crash Twinsanity is the best because it was the first true 3d crash gameCrash 1 was literally the first 3D Crash game...
>>12689038true 3d ie mario 64 and spyro not corridor bullshit
>>12685258>started the gimmick level memeHog Wild in Crash 1
>>12689040>Is literally 3D>You literally move in 3D spaceIt's a 3d game.Explain why you think otherwise.
It's just a lesser version of Crash 3. It still has Its merits and nowhere near as bad as others say, but It was a disappointment after Crash 3.
It's bad because the pacing and level design is boring.The 'new' ideas are boring also. Riding a polar bear = coolRiding a slow jeep = boring