>Nintendo Power will NEVER make a joke about tits…ACK!
>>12685610I see exactly zero jokes about tits.
>>12685610Kevin Bayliss? More like Kevin Smith
Rareware loved their early 3d bimbos
>>12685692Back when you were allowed to tell jokes in the UK, now the bobbies just pinch ya and throw ya in the bin
>>12685635>he never played conkerlucky bastard
>>12685610>virtual girl will debut next yearincels yearned for vtubers since 90s lol
I miss the mid 90s console wars trash talk. I miss it so fucking much.
>>12685707europe is such a shit hole
>>12685635But they made a joke about the TITan.
>>12685610Who the FUCK are you quoting? I refuse to believe a single person has ever said this exact sentence before you did.
>>12685691>Kevin SmithWhat is this meme? What does Clerks guy have to do with /vr/?
>>12685780
Maybe ChatGPT 5.6 Sol can find every reference Nintendo Power ever made about tits
>>12685610I'm more surprised they made the jokes about the competing consoles. Nintendo Power almost never even acknowledged the competition in its pages.
>>12688516Nintendo of America. Americans can do nothing but seethe about their competition, because anything they can punch down to lives rent free in their head.
>>12685610Fuck, I read>make a game about titsthis is some nontitty bs right here
>>12685692And that's one thing I will always respect them for, despite their other flaws.
>>12688592>titsinstantly a better thread
orchid's tits always looked really fuckin weird to me even as a kidi'd seen a lot of big tiddy women growing up and they never looked they were bolted on and pointing straight up
For me? It's Apple II users. They had such other great hit such as as "napalm", "kill kill kill", "how to make TNT", "gas tank bombs" and "dead dogies". Console mags would never print instructions on how to blow up payphones which frankly shows they didn't know their target audience.
>>12688829Yeah same here. The character was hot I guess but the 3D model... ehh just kinda weird. It is suggestive of a hot lady, but it does not properly depict one.Jago also always looked very weird to me. He looks like he has no neck and is made of clay, or something. And then in the sequel all the ladies had those Janet Jackson faces, and Tusk looked like he was drawn by a high school freshman who would maybe be a good comic book artist in a decade or two if he really really worked at it. They just didn't have a very good art team back then I guess.>>12689001Hahaha "phunny" I'd totally forgotten about that word.
Nintendo Power also once mentioned 4chan, but that was after the "retro" era.
CONKER, HONEYFANCY A BAWUUNCE?
