Conker feels like a Dan Houser game honestly.

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>>12686745
It was ahead of its time

>>12686745
too bad the game goes from a 9/10 to a 4/10 right after that and doesn't really pick up til the ending

Yep, we got a rope in 'ere.

>>12686825
>kurwa #2
hey, new ethnicity to blame!

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>>12686854

I still found most parts of Conker funny on a recent playthrough simply because of how absurd and offensive everything is

>>12686829
the caveman stuff goes on too long and gets pretty fuckin hard yeah, but it's fun shooting stuff at dracula's mansion and during d-day and in the lobby scene from the Matrix.

>>12686930
Man I wish I were drunk rn

>>12686745
weird science ripoff

>>12686751
is he related to Doogie

>>12686745
>he didn't like the great and mighty poo song
You live a disappointing life.

>>12686745
Started autistically singing this song in public when I was little, and my dad got really angry an told me to shut the fuck up. He was really embarrassed about how gay I was being. That's when I learned not to be lame and annoying.

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Don't get me wrong dear Nintendo trannies, I do appreciate your work. But wouldn't be like 10 seconds enough?

>>12686745
conker is objectively funny

>>12687534
>PJ64
>taking a photograph of your computer monitor
Holy retard
>Dave
Nevermind

>>12687516
Tell us more about this incident. Did you get weird looks? Any sexy bitches around when you sperged out?

>>12687630
There was a sexy trans woman eyeing me hard and checking me out as I sung. My father was pissed because I was mogging him and getting her attention instead of him.

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>>12687619
That's a genuine HP monitor from around 2009 and that's a true and honest fluorescent backlight technology.

>The inspiration for the Great Mighty Poo came from software engineer Chris Marlow, who took a large stool during lunch hour. The production team was so amused by it that they made a level and boss based off of it.
Why are the bri'ish like this

>>12686745
At least it’s better than British cuisine.

>>12687630
Nothing crazy. It was some family get together at a restaurant. I only remember how embarrassed my dad was. He just had this "is this my legacy" look on his face for a while after.

>>12688490
soniamdissapoint.jpeg

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>replaying this recently
>get to the cow part
>watching the cutscene play out as this dainty feminine lady cow grunts and moans while dropping a stream of diarrhea
>feel the faintest echo of a twitch in my groin
>immediately turn the game off and go for a walk outside because I will not go down that dark path

>>12688528
Do not deny your awakening.

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>>12688528
I'm so sorry anon...

>>12688632
Go away, Satan.

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>>12687649
>There was a sexy trans woman eyeing me hard

Nigga pls
Let's not get delusions rule over you

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>>12688980
He now looks like Ben Franklin and somehow (allegedly) got a girlfriend
>p64
Just use RMG or Ares. P64 is so 2000's
>>12686751
Needs more dick jokes. He loves that.

>>12686751
How so

>>12688528
Nintendo's best third-party developer, apparently.

>>12688259
>>12688310
you indians are fucking pathetic

>>12690068
Ironic.

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>>12690070
>Ironic.
you're never going to get izzat from obsessing over anglos, rajesh.

>>12688259
WTF