When I got this for my birthday when I was 12 I'd never played a game with tank controls before so I thought my game was broken and I cried. I only got 1 or 2 used games a year back then lol.
bless your heart, dearie
>>12687808>12 year-old cubie gets game>it doesn't play exactly like his bing bing wahoos>proceeds to piss and shit himself crying like he's 5Yep, that tracks.
>>12687837Don't bully me or I'll cry ;_;
>>12687808>12 years old>cant read a 2 page instruction manualholy retard
What? Tell me what consoles and games you had prior to the GameCube.
>>12687808People will cry and say you're wrong but you actually did the right thing, a child's reaction is the most honest and your reaction to shit controls was correct, adults and teens will put up with shit gameplay for le story or le atmosphere but a child will only care if the game's good if the game's dogshit
>>12687975A well designed game doesn't need a manual at all. You plug it, play it. It all becomes obvious to you.
>>12688767bing bing wahoo dont require manual because they are simple and made for children who cant read.games for adult are complex and require a 100 pages manual.RE on gamecube is only slightly above a bing bing wahoo.
adult gamers
>>12688767This>>12688943>>12688954Plenty of adult and complex games don't require manuals, a game that requires a manual and can't translate all of its important information just from being played is simply poorly made
>>12688969your brain is poorly made.
>>12687808fortunately now you can play the remastered version with fixed control,enjoy anon.
>>12688256>yes i do cry at every inconvenience in my life or when i have to learn something i dont know.
>>12688256My claim that posts containing "dogshit" are not necessary to read stands unchallenged.
>>12688943What is your native language, and what compels you to write bad posts here instead of on some board that is meant for people of your nationality, whatever it may be?
my first PS1 game was Dino Crisis when i was like 8 years old and adapted just fine. It's sort of like the visualizing the apple meme. Some people just can't comprehend it because their brains are wired differently and they don't have souls.
>>12689010>>12689053All seethe no arugment>>12689052>yes I put up with shitty games that are an inconvenience to play because I'm retardedA game shouldn't be an inconvenience to play, the fact tank controls got kicked out of the franchise should tell you enough
That game made me poo my pants :(!
>>12688251>What? Tell me what consoles and games you had prior to the GameCube.A megadrive with Sonic 1 and some games I don't remember. I went straight from that to the Gamecube with RE4 and Wind Waker first, then REmake a bit later.
