How can I simulate a 90s video game session in current day?Besides original hardware and crt
>>12689181That's about all you need unless you want to decorate your whole house like it's a 90s house. Also buy an unopened Coca-Cola can from the 90s and drink it.
>>12689181>How can I simulate a 90s video game session in current day?>Besides original hardware and crtTurn off your phone. You dont even need oem or a crt
>>12689181Turn down your phone. Swear at the game. Drink coke.
>>12689181Hire a hooker to check in on you once per hour and to demand once a day at the worst possible time that you stop playing so you can come eat dinner
>turn off your phone and your discord / instant messaging shit>play fullscreenThat's literally it. Optionally make sure to use a period accurate pad for extra points.
stale dust, hot plastic, and girl feetimagine
>>12689202Literally thisI was born in 91 and playing fullscreen without looking at your phone or alt-tabbing is the same shit
All the shit i own is the same stuff i had in the 90s.
>>12689213I've been alt-tabbing since before you were born.
>>12689181>How can I simulate a 90s video game session in current day?hire a milf to come vacuum your bedroom while youre playing. be sure to hold up the controller wire so she can go underneath it.
>>12689290>implying his mom is a milffreudian
>>12689181MAME + Friends + Beer + Retarded teenager behavior
>>12689295Everyone thought about fucking their mother at one point. Mine was a chubby redhead with huge tits.
>>12689303jokes on you bc i'm a racemixxer
throttle your internet connection and take 12 hours to download a Neo Geo ROM
>>12689352Desugusting...
>>12689401kek
>>12689303I’m thinking about fucking your mother right now
>>12689448Fuck your own mother, buddy!
>>12689181hire a grandma to smoke a shit ton menthols in your immediate vicinity, smell is the key contributor to memory
>>12689492This.The smell of coffee still reminds me of getting up at 4am to go to the airport for a holiday. Cheap perfume reminds me of my grandma and how nice she was to me.
>>12689181What do zoomers actually think the 90s were?
>>12689498That we had everything and had access to everything they have but we had it physically or something. Zoomers act surprised whenever they find out most people got a console 2 or more years after it was released and many people kept playing SNES and Genesis into 1996/97.
>>12689498After a certain point, nobody alive is going to fully understand what it was like living without the internet being a constant presence. We're already seeing it with younger zoomers and gen alphas, the world before that is incomprehensible on some level to them.
>>12689498I got accused of lying for attention when I told a zoomer most people didn't get internet in their house until the mid-late 00's.
>>12689190we are all adult now so we can snort our coke.
>>12689492>grandma smoking a shit ton menthols in the immediate vicinity of kidsBased
>>12689541All my relatives smoked and it didn't do me any harm. It only weeds out the weak, heh, *pushes up glasses*.
>>12689181Doritos, grape soda and occasionally some stale Pop Rocks from a pack you opened the day before.If you're going for early '90s then find some candy cigarettes and pretend you're smoking them as you play.
id like to simulate a session with her hardware
>>12689181>How can I simulate a 90s video game session in current day?Get yourself the shittiest 15" CRT you can, prop it up on a rickety table, sit on the floor in your bedroom in the middle of summer with no air con, starve all day until your mother decides to cook or if you're feeling daring try to sneak some bread and butter sandwiches from the kitchen. Play the one game you own for 6 months. You don't have the internet or a TV with more than 5 channels and if you wanna listen to music your only options are your parents casette's/CD's or turn on the FM radio.
>>12689545or some button candy. and yes you have to eat the paper that peels off with them
>>12689554vivid memories of being very proud of myself when I only managed to get a few layers of paper torn off of a single sheet of candy, but most of the time it was gross chewing papercan't believe it's legal
>>12689548This post reminded me of something that's near impossible to emulate now: the higher quality junk food
>>12689562chicken was worse in the 90s and full of processed rubbery bits, but then it got better in the 2010s when everyone was making new chicken products. now it's shit again.but it cost $1 back in the 90s so...
To truly simulate the 90s gaming experience, hook up your console to whatever TV is in the living room since this is the only TV your family owns! Be prepared to be kicked off so they can watch TV but not all is lost... Dad loves watching the Simpsons!
>>12689548This but also get some people to scream at each other in the other room, and occasionally hit each other. The disorientation of having your game on pause for 45 minutes while the police are there and then coming back to it adds a fun challenge.
>>12689572i remember when I was over a friend's house and his mom and dad started loudly arguing upstairs because she thought it was rude of him to not greet me before I greeted him when he came home. it was so embarrassing.
>>12689205Don't forget the overwhelming fish stank from that aquarium. And unwashed NEET gamer girl puss. Probably indistinguishable form each other.
>>12689572>Go to friends house>His real dad shows up to visit while his mother and step-dad aren't there>We're all playing Risk at the kitchen table>His real dad starts hassling me about giving his son the "good seat" while everyone else just starest at the floor in silence
>>12689286get ready for your prostate exam, unc
Set a recording to play in the other room of parents arguing on sunday morning and that will be your wake up sound. Then wish they have other business to attend to so you can play the video games.
>>12689181Have friends
>>12689572i'm so confused about this one, like my mom and step dad argued but they argued at night when I was asleep so I never had any interuptions while gaming.
>>12689545>stale Pop Rocks from a pack you opened the day beforeahh I can taste the pain
>>12689181Most important thing is removing phones. CRT is only important if you're playing action games, especially fast 2D action games. E.g. the classic Sonic the Hedgehog games look like shit on a sample-and-hold display.
>>12689545as someone who grew up in the 90s this must be a west coast thing, cause East coast was Lays potato chips, Coca Cola and Reeses Peanut butter cups while playing mega man X for the SNES and link to the past.
>>12689181>find a really shit 14" TV and your console of choice>hook it up to the TV with RF or composite>find some of that ugly orange pine furniture and ugly floral sofa/curtains>leave your phone and all modern electronics on silent and outside of the room
>>12689734this is not 90s decor, this is late 80s early 90s
>>12689181Fucking zoomers lmao.
>>12689190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50c-rak_AQ
>>12689535>I got accused of lying for attentionBy who? Faggots who weren't born yet?
>>12689548>a TV with more than 5 channelsUk fag? Remember when the spice girls launched channel 5? Remember when most of it's late night programming was (very) softcore porn?
>>12689583I don't know what disgusting places you are part of, but I have 2 aquariums in my living room and they do not smell at all.
>>12689856>Uk fag?Yeah.>Remember when the spice girls launched channel 5? I missed that, my memories of Channel 5 were watching the quiz shows and being smarter than the grown ass adults they had on there lol. Also I think they had some decent movies sometimes, might be mixing it up with Channel 4 though.>Remember when most of it's late night programming was (very) softcore porn?YES. First orgasm was watching a show about runway models and one took her jumper off to reveal her bare TITS and I instantly got hard and splooged in under 3 seconds handsfree.
>>12689868Lucky. We had to watch the scrambled porn on channel 99 and you were lucky if you got to see a glitched out nipple. I still remember the titles of some of the movies. Backdoor burglars, sex commando, things like that.
>>12689876That's a lot more raunchy sounding than UK tv. When freeview came out the channels went into the hundreds, the porn ones would have like a freebie hour late at night where you'd see some saucy stuff sometimes. That's the closest I got to porn before we got internet. That and looking at the adverts for tranny massages in the back of the paper lol.
>>12689181Have a drink on me
>>12689864Noseblind: the post. Everyone else smells it and its gross.
>>12689181would you be happy playing games all day on a cuckpod while eating raw fish and mochi all day?definitely not.
>>12689181throw your phone in the ocean cut off your internet and play games
>>12689890Sure thing whatever you say faggot.
>>12689890We can afford to have ventilation in our houses, I know your favela only has open holes without windows
>>12689890I'm just amazed by what sheltered asians and whites on this board decide to have for pets in their domiciles that lack bidets.
>>12689737Most people don't remodel their house all the time.
