These are my 4 favorite retro games of all time, what sort of person do you think I am?
>>12695032Decent diverse picks from every gen, I think you're an okay guy
Decent games but I think you're a dumb nigger for making this low effort thread AGAIN
>>12695032Good games, now here is my atrocious taste
>>12695032I think you are probably a boring normie with YouTube taste. What is the hype of oblivion? I played it as a teen and I played the remake and it's actually worse than what I remember besides the atmosphere
>>12695032>alttp over OOTthis tells me you're a simpleton>gta SA and oblivionthis tells me you're a turbo normie with poor and limited taste
>>12695134>alttp Learn to read. Also yes alttp > oot3D zeldas are extremely slow and with low gameplay density compared to 2D zeldas high density action gameplay. >>12695128>>12695134>the biggest open world and most immersive retro games bad because I'm a contrarian!Brainlets
>>12695128>a boring normie with YouTube taste./thread
>>12695032Your extremely safe choices makes me think that you are the sort of person who desperately craves validation from strangers on the internet. I see this list and assume your favorite movies are The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, Jurrasic Park and There Will Be Blood.
>>12695032>what sort of person do you think I am?A zoomer.
>>12695141>big map means it goodthis is why only retard normies like you play these games. the rest of us need something with actually good gameplay in it, which is nowhere to be found in GTA or modern elder scrolls. we are not impressed by MUH HECKING MASSIVE OPENSLOP filled with busywork.
>>12695159>booohooo popular game bad you should like muh speccy masterpiece dizzy adventure instead!>>12695165I didn't particularly care much for TSR despite being forced to watch it at school, I found The Last Castle and The Longest Yard as superior prison moviesI didn't watch the GF, JP or TWBB thoughFavorite movies? Probably classic slashers like Friday 13 and Nigthmare on Elm street, Evil Dead, etc or at least something funny.>>12695169I'm a zoomber though>>12695170>actually the 1 hour long railroaded generic space shooter is better than the game with an actual world and other things to do besides shooting things!Said no one ever
>>12695159Those are fine games. Not everybody has to be obsessed with japanese pedo novels.
>>12695032>based>never played it but I hear it was good>played it and I just couldn't finish it, GTAIII and VC were better>very based
>>12695032turbo normie 40 year old unc.probably fat, in sexless relationship, no kids,literally your world view is whatever the tv says,quintuple vaxxed, takes pills for diabetes and heart conditions,hates his job, has a dog,everyday is the same, and you have nothing to look forward to, not even new games because they are all shit
>>12695324Yeah but OP asked what you think of him.
>>12695032retarded low IQ normalfaggot who thinks the peak of gaming is the games he played as a kid
>>12695134>alttp over OOT>this tells me you're a simpletonSilence OoTbabby>ALttP: timeless 2D artstyle that aged like wine>OoT: ugly early 3D abomination with muddy textures>ALttP: smooth, tight, precise, responsive 60fps>OoT: runs at 15fps, extremely sluggish and laggy>ALttP: dense overworld full of secrets>OoT: empty overworld full of wasted space just to hold stick forward through>ALttP: can see entire room at a glance so puzzles require unique ways of interacting with the environment and thinking outside the box>OoT: entering first person and looking at a wall is considered a ""puzzle"">ALttP: starts you right in the action, can approach dungeons in your own order at your own pace with little bogging you down>OoT: constant cutscenes, constant exposition dumps, game treats you like a retard with tutorial every two minutes>ALttP: combat is fast-paced and challenging with a huge variety of enemies. Spacing and positioning are important>OoT: Z-targeting removes any challenge of spacing and positioning and makes the combat just a glorified rhythm game. Every combat encounter just involves circling around the enemy, waiting for them to be open to attack, and repeat. It's just a boring, drawn-out slog>ALttP: dungeons are complex and labyrinthine and require you to create a mental map and learn how rooms are connected>OoT: dungeons are largely linear on-rails where you just solve the """puzzle""" by entering first person and looking around the room or jumping on some platforms>ALttP: dungeons are dynamic and fast-paced with combat, hazards, and puzzles all intrinsically linked in the same area>OoT: Simon-Says tier dungeons segmented into designated 'combat area' and 'puzzle area' with little overlap between the two>ALttP: bosses are challenging and memorable requiring unique methods to dispatch them that you must figure out>OoT: booses are pushovers that are just a glorified tutorial for the item you conveniently just found in that dungeon
>>12695485BASED
>>12695485>OoT: Young Link, Adult Link>ALttP: Pink haired, fat mexican tranny Link
>>12695495>this looks badpost hand
>>12695485Oh my god I can't look.. OoTbaby is dead, he is DEAD!! No... why did he have to run his mouth...
>>12695032These aren't my top 4 but I'd still have a few beers with you>>12695072You too
>>12695495>Pink haired, fat mexican tranny LinkSo true, who the fuck was behind the sprites in alttp? Were they colorblind?
its not my fault gaming just happened to peak when I was 8 years old by pure coincidence.
>>12695575>not the infinitely superior Yellow version
>>12695695Yellow version sucks nigga, all the encounter tables are worse, it's only good for kids that want to be super special and have all 3 starters
>>12695032>Mario, Zelda Reddit>GTA SA, OblivionThird worldYou are a third world redditor
>>12695495I'd rather play as an ugly pink haired fat mexican tranny than a pederast bait.
>>12695032The biggest normie that ever normied.
>>12695032Pretty good taste except for Oblivion, that game sucks ass dude.
Gentlemen, this is what a real top four looks like.
>>12695032>mario 64eh>gta saeh>oblivionbased>link's awakening based
>>12695032You have extremely dark skin
>>12695575Based genuine chad born at the right time>>12695945Cringe try hard contrarian
Do I have based taste /vr/ bros?
>>12696012Nah
>>12696012Halo ruins it.
>>12696012Condemned and DMoMM are based but Halo...
>>12695032Oblivion and San Andreas are extremely based
