ITT post the biggest pieces of shit in retro games.
Centaurs in Hexen
>>12711531Holy lookin' good
>>12711540had enough of these niggaz just lookin at em
>>12711773>just lookin at emyeah, lookin
this motherfucking bee. THIS FUCKING BEE. I HATE THE BEE. KILL THIS FUCKING BEE.
>>12711540too bad they're hot
>>12711359
>>12712024the bee is burned into my memory
Seeing them wobble around was bad enough.
>>12713273those were bad but on a very similar style the hands from blood were much worse
>>12711359>>12714116Post and give a brief explanation, fucktards.
>>12714116I'll never stop bringing up Parasites on every thread. Fuck these pieces of shit that shave off half of my health because they have no stun state once their noclipping probe is out.
Ah, now I get to backtrack this dungeon as an eggplant. Super.
>>12714157I always end up gibbing their corpses out of spiteAlso, these fuckers.
>>12714220I distinctly recall getting to stage 3 and having to deal with these fuckers, kid me dropped the game at this point.
>>12712031I never understood why people hated him. He was captive, and he was being honest while stating the obvious. He did nothing wrong, and he even fucking thanks you for saving him. It has to be autistic and/or retarded fucksticks getting mad.
>>12714260Anyone complaining about baby mario should be sterilized because you'd be unable to raise children properly if you think the cries of a baby are annoying.
>>12711359neko funjattaneko funjatta
>>12714743>thinks italian children are humansthis nigga....
>>12714743The cries of a baby are meant to be annoying. The biological purpose is to get your attention immediately as a parent. It's not particularly fun in real life and it's certainly not fun in the game.
>>12711359>>12714260>Oh, what's that? Every CPU player gets a spammable, signature weapon, huh? Well, I choose... INVULNERABILITY!
Typical occupation.
Sneaky fuckers with near-perfect aim. Often shave off some health while you're cruising before you spot them. Fortunately, once you kill them, they don't respawn for the rest of the mission
How was this not the first post?
>>12715815Real
>>12714116All you have to do is get close, punch and crouch two or three times. I say that after suffering and raging at those motherfuckers as a child
>>12711359Should've opened the thread with this piece of shit
>>12716079
This son of a bitch.
>doesn't let your exhausted bullet ridden ass have any of his cheesy pooz>betrays you
>>12716090>NES: brave warrior ready to beat the shit out of you>Arcade:guy trying to keep a brave face during an earthquake>SNES: asshole causing the earthquake
>>12716195the worst part is being sent back to the beginning of the chapter regardless of how many lives you have. its why i never bothered to actually beat the game.
Also including any other RPG monsters that make an instant-death attack their opening move.
A bit obscure fuck this guy and his cheating.
>>12716079>>12716090What's the proper strategy to beat him, anyways? I would just run for it while accepting I was about to lose my armor.
