Imagine being so desperate for a halfway fuckable video game character after years of only 8-16 bit sprites and having to settle for triangle boobs. I imagine this was jerkoffable by the standards of the time
Yeah that's about the size of itI remember seeing Banjo Kazooie for the first time and thinking graphics couldn't get any better.
Why are you so angry about her boobs
>>12712364It was either that or Orchid's cans
most of her artwork didn't look like that, especially not on the covers.
>>12712373I don't see what about my tone seems angry, it's just an observation>>12712381This is the actual game you're buying and gonna be looking at far more often than the artworks. The idea of this kind of sexualized protagonist is that you can sporadically rock a semi while playing
>>12712364I'll have you know, good sir, I prefer my triangle bosoms classier.
>>12712364>>12712383It gets tiring hearing retarded arguments all the time. Can you stop it?
>>12712381Even the "high quality" renders of her were weird looking though, especially her faceAt the time I literally did not believe that people found this character attractive. I thought it was just game magazines infatuated with the idea of a video game sex symbol playing her up as if she were hot. Wasn't till years later I learned that actual real human beings, not just game journalists, sincerely found her hot. Blew my mind.
>>12712364fappable shit came from promotional gaming magazine shots, which was prerendered
>>12712364I was jerking off to Sonya Blade during the 16-bit era, chud.
>>12712364Hot.
>>12712364>jerkoffable by the standards of the timeWe didn't jerk off to cartoons like you sick fucks
>>12712364These are still some of the sexiest animations put in a 3D videogame to date.
Just going to highjack this thread a bit to let off some steam.What the fuck were they thinking with this shit?It's like they actively wanted anti-fun to intentionally sabotage the series and have it die.
>>12713026You can't tell me they didn't design Lara croft for sex appeal>>12713246Pretty colors
>>12713246Looks purdy tho!
There are sexier sprites out there, let’s not lie to ourselves.
>>12713345Chun-li was post-op though. Lara Croft is all woman.
>>12713350Yeah, very manly thighs...
Nobody even sexualized Lara Croft until the video game mags did it to sell more issues. From there it became a meme.
>>12713409Can confirm, the games are more chaste than fucking Genshin.
>>12713445This is the most revealing outfit she's worn and it's in the third game.The series really is very tame despite it's reputation.
>>12712364I caught my dad jerking off to this game once. His dick was much bigger than mine and I wanted to destroy him
>>12712384Capital taste my dear fellow
It's the adverts people remember all the sauciness from.Wouldn't surprise me if horny teenagers of the time fapped to the posters they would give out in game mags and would hang on the walls.
>they didn't place Lara at an angle close to the camera to see her pits
>>12713474it's got a bit of edginess in the cutscenes but more generically cool than sexy.
>>12714041>Wouldn't surprise me if horny teenagers of the time fapped to the posters they would give out in game mags and would hang on the walls.this, but the posters were either rhona mitra or nell mcandrew, as well as a few others.
>>12712384I see you're a men of taste
Are you telling me that you could see this while spinning and kicking and the splits and not get a boner?
Masturbating to low poly 3D girls is a lot healthier than jerking off to hardcore porn.
>>12715734Truth.It allows both your brains and cock to get a workout since it requires a bit of imagination.
>>12712364>ImagineYes faggola, people used to have imaginations back then. Now you have people shitting themselves over an AI image missing a detail or a finger.
>>12715732I was too young and too scared by the zombies when I played the demo for that.
>>12712403People attracted to Lara weren't zooming in to still screen captures. They were using their imagination to recall her character as depicted in the game, fully animated and with sound effects. She has cute animations, lots of little grunts and noises. The iconic braids and outfit. The brain fills in the rest, back when people still had brains that weren't fried by infinite porn and engagement algorithms. >>12712919This too.
>>12712364Imagine being so desperate for attention that you tap thing you heard on the youtubeImagine imagining your grandfathers standards for jerking off
>>12717827Hey saucy ankle pics never go out of fashion.
>>12712393get off the internet, you fucking piece of shit worm
