When I was a kid:>the penguin didn't bitch about you using the shortcut (it was the only way to win)>there was only one baby penguin, and bringing it to the mother immediately brought you the star>you only had to throw gay bowser out of the ring once or twice; there were none of this spiked ball bullshit until the second bowser fight at leastHow did the Jews so successfully corrupt Earth's timeline?
Are you expecting a numerous response to your bait so you can share it on reddit? Don't you have anything better to do?
>>12722496In other words you smoke weed so your memory is shit.
>>12722496Dorrie ate me. Consensus amongst me and the boys is that I clipped into it wrong and voided out, but it totally looked like it ate me.
>>12722527i think it's just a mandala effect thread, broski
>>12722557No, I'm sure I'm misremembering some of this shit, but I am absolutely fucking CERTAIN that I won the race with that fucking penguin by using the shortcut. She didn't start caring about that at all until I was an adult playing on an emulator, and that was complete fucking bullshit,
>>12722496Personalized copies. I've heard of this before. Anon, what was written on the star plaque in your copy of the game?
>>12722690Not OP, but in my timeline, Zelda released before Mario and the plaque said "IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY". No, but seriously, I don't think I ever paid much attention back then. I probably tried to punch it to read it a few times before I gave up. I didn't actually try to read the texture itself because I didn't realize how badly I needed glasses until, like, 5th grade.
>>12722706Tbf it was pretty hard to read on a CRT and I don't think the actual texture makes it any clearer, but at one point someone in one of the GameFAQs L Is Real threads emailed Nintendo and got an official response that it read "Eternal Star". So if yours didn't say that, you either shifted from another universe or your ganstalkers put some personalized message in your copy to intimidate and/or harass you.
>>12722712I wonder what mine says.
>>12722496This looks like a shader, which shader is it?
>>12726225advanced_crt_whkrmrgks0Only one I've tried that looks anything like a real CRT.
>>12722496lay off the grass, man. also admit that mario 64 was not your childhood game
>>12722496Ah, you're that /g/eet who posted a pic of themselves touching grass with a PSP. Carry on.
>>12722681Nah, what really happened is that the penguin called you out for being a cheating faggot, and you raged so hard that your dad gave you the belt, and you blocked it from your memory ever since.
>>12726293Who the fuck calls it "grass"? What is this, 1964? Fuck off, boomer.>Also haven't had any in a year or been a regular smoker in at last a decade, and it'd probably honestly a very good thing for me if I found any way to make that chance. Stuff is medicine. But that's neither here nor there.I had like two copies and the DS version later on. Never managed to make it past the endless stairs as a kid, but I'm up to 58 stars now.>>12726296I am telling you, you could beat that penguin using the shortcut.
I'll just post this again, just in case.I remember playing a DOS port of Street Fighter 2010, that came for free as a bonus with Street Fighter II.As some of you might know, SF II for DOS (a bad port) included as bonus games the DOS versions of Mega Man 1 and 3 (also bad "ports"; not even really ports). But I also remember there was one more game included: Street Fighter 2010, DOS version.However, I can't find even a single mention of it online, it's as if never existed. But I'm sure I played it, and it was also a shitty "not really port" similar to the Mega Man games.
>>12722527*smooch*
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>>12722496>"i got filtered at a game so hard I deluded myself into alternate timeline mumbo jumbo"
