When I was a kid I didn't think places like this existed
>>12722827Just another day in Weimerica
>>12722827>Free buffetBased.
>>12722827The way the brightness gets turned all the way up if you turn off flares looks terrible.
>>12722827can't park there mate
yep, i been drinkin again
>>12723049There's a place you can go
>>12722847The trails in GTA3 and Vice City also account for most of the shading and colored shading in the environment and objects. You will cry if you drive down the beachfront hotel street in Vice City (the one your first hideout is at in VC) with the trails off, it feels utterly lifeless.but then of course you have to deal with the sickening motion blur effects
>>12722827You were a very stupid kid.
>>12722827They were common in the 1970's but are fairly rare today
>Free BuffetYou were a smart kid.
>>12723882>crime ridden shitholes are rarei wish this were true.
III is the best GTAVice City is a better III
>>12723989we always had crime ridden shitholes, only they used to have soul and something worth discovering beneath all the grime. now you just get stabbed and/or addicted to tranq if you go anywhere near it
>>12722827Just paint some rainbow walks on the road and all the crime and bad people will go away I reckon
>>12722827Although having peaked in the 70s (see Taxi Driver), erotic businesses were still quite prevalent into the late 90s in NYC. Considering GTA3 was mainly developed in the year 2000,>24HR ORGY FREE BUFFETis a bit, but not much, of an exaggeration of reality, especially seen in light of the workarounds used to comply with Guliani's new zoning laws intended to force them to shut down:>As for the space that was once used as a mezzanine from which patrons could watch performances, it is now, of all things, a sushi bar.
>>12724041That's not how this works dumb ass.
LIBERTY CITY COCKS RULE!
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to attend a sex club
>>12722827So basically you were like 5 and lived in a very rural area. Why didn't you think cities existed?
>>12724041>we always had crime ridden shitholes, only they used to have soulwere you born in one, mate?
>>12723080We're going to Aruba.
>>12722827>bonglish and scottish retards thought this was the peak of satirical humor
>>12723091I believe it.I've been playing the PC port of VC with trails on, I think it's because the fan patch adds them in.>sickening motion blur effectsTbh I've never had this issue.
>>12724364dry your eyes
>>12724235...Not to see a marching band?
>>12722827Anon is still mentally a child... we should hang out but don't tell your parents.
>>12724458GTA has never once been funny. Not once.
>>12724472Chatterbox is entertaining as hell, though. Shame by the time you're 1/3 of the way through the game you've pretty much heard everything Lazlow and co. have to say, though.
>>12722827This looks like paradise to modern LA.
>>12724472Maybe you just have sand in your bagina
>>12724665Im gonna get'cha
>>12724472Its always the most humorless, miserable creatures that want to critique comedy. Its like asking a dog what his favorite color is.
>>12724301Man this is one of those phrases that have stuck in my head decades after finishing the game.
>>12724472GTA's radio "satire" is only laughed at by people with down syndrome. If anyone irl says something positive about it, treat them with sensitivity and kindness because they are literally retarded.But the characters themselves can be funny i.e. Big Smoke.
>>12724970i wish i was dead. then i could hang out in graveyards ALL THE TIME instead of just on weekends
>>12724437It's only sickening on PS2 where it runs between 20-30 fps which basically makes the motion blur look like weird ghosting.
Iconic and retro
>>12724437>>12725218>motion blurI'm trying to emulate Vice City on PCSX2 and the blurring/ghosting is impossible to get around, shame because after beating Liberty City Stories on PPSSPP I got the itch to play Vice City and Andreas again
>>12725218>>12725250Yeah I tried playing 3 thru PCSX2 but I just couldn't handle the shooting controls. If it weren't for those fan made patches that restore these games for modern hardware I would never have beaten 3 and gotten to the point of VC I'm up to.
>>12725250What hardware stack are you on? Intel/Nvidia? Amd/amd? Something else?
>>12724970>But the characters themselves can be funny i.e. Big Smoke.HAHA HE SAYS THE MEME LINE!
>>12725250>I'm trying to emulate Vice City on PCSX2 and the blurring/ghosting is impossible to get aroundliterally just turn off "trails" in the game's settings
>>12724970>anything i can't understand is retardedYou clearly are struggling with understanding comedy as a whole if Big Smoke is your baseline.
>>12725762NTA but as I said >>12723091 the trails also account for the majority of the environmental and object lighting/shading.It's essentially a Post-Processing option, where the horrible ghosting effect was latched onto the basic lighting system the game had.
>>12725891>environmental and object lighting/shading>Post-Processingyou're on the wrong board nigga, it's just a piss filter and a shitty motion blur
>>12725924Interesting that you didn't look forward down the street with all the colored neon glowing lights...
>>12725928here
>>12725934Yeah, look how flat and boring the neon lights are with trails off.Drive forward more and stop being disingenuous. Get all those bright neon colors filling the screen then turn the trails off.
>>12725924>>12725934oh and there are also these annoying flickering lines in the middle of the screen
>>12724472TransFender was a funny name/joke.NativeEngines is an even funnier name because nobody understood the joke. It requires a certain accent for it to click.
>>12725938>Drive forward more and stop being disingenuous.oh nononono zoomer bros not like this!
>>12724024>A > B>C > A>A is the greatestMongoloid take when San Andreas is the absolute king out of these three.
>>12725964Top: actual neon lights and the glow of the streetlamps and car headlights makes the city shine tints the sceneBottom: a bunch of gray buildings were painted in bright colored paint, and somehow the dark black sky overpowers all the hundreds or thousands of lightbulbs
>>127257315800xt and 9070xt, i'm gonna try trails off and see if it makes a difference, i beat the RC copter mission on first try, so the controls are workable even though gunfights are still shit
>>127261855800x3d not xt
>>12725672>Yeah I tried playing 3 thru PCSX2 but I just couldn't handle the shooting controls.You're bad at video games.>>12725762Yup, that shit is ugly IMO.
>>12726070It looks like shit in motion though, you're judging it by a still picture and coping.
