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What's the verdict on Kingdom Hearts?

>The initial idea for Kingdom Hearts began with a discussion between Shinji Hashimoto and Hironobu Sakaguchi about Super Mario 64.[195] They were planning to make a game with freedom of movement in three dimensions like Super Mario 64 but lamented that only characters as popular as Disney's could rival a Mario game. Tetsuya Nomura, overhearing their conversation, volunteered to lead the project and the two producers agreed to let him direct
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I'm Australian so I never gave a shit about Disney growing up, in fact it always made me unreasonably angry in Disney films whenever the characters broke into song instead of just talking like normal fucking people. Given this, I went into Kingdom Hearts expecting to hate it on account of the Disney characters, only to find that the Disney stuff was the only aspect of the writing that was remotely tempered. My friend assured me that KH is "90% Final Fantasy and 10% Disney", but it is in fact 90% Final Sodomy because this is the gayest fucking dialogue I've seen in a video game. From constant platitudes to a complete lack of subtlety, playing Kingdom Hearts for the plot is like watching straight porn to stare at the man's arsehole.
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>>12759101
I find Disney shit too childish even for me, so I didn't play
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kingDUMB FARTS lol
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I would have preferred Square's own take on fairy tales and public domain fiction rather than Disney's versions. Kinda like Live A Live type series of different worlds you travel to. Seeing nips tackle stories like the Little Mermaid and Peter Pan would have resulted in some weird, charming shit. Maybe even reuse their other characters to play the roles, like FF9 characters in Alice in Wonderland, where Garnett is Alice, Steiner is a soldier for the Queen of Hearts, Kuja is the Hatter, or a 1001 Arabian Nights world using Chrono Trigger characters. They could have even reused their old Tom Sawyer rpg as a world.
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KH1 + KH2 is a peak jrpg experience. Then it all goes to shit, but is still somewhat enjoyable. If you’ve never played the series just do those two games. You aren’t missing anything afterward
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>>12759916
>Then it all goes to shit
BBS was good and I also heard DDD was good as well, but I never played it so I can't speak on it.
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>>12759946
BBS is very good but it’s also where the neverending story cancer begins. Best to just stop after KH2s perfect ending
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>>12759916
Just like Kiseki
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>>12759946
>>12759949
bbs is not good and I can't believe anybody who has played 1 or 2 thinks it is. It's flashy and got me hooked on fortune street but that's about it. It's like they ignored a bunch of fundamental design things which is why there's so much annoying shit in the game. This is just the gameplay and not the full retard story
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>>12759101
I liked it when I played it as a kid. Never played the others. Tempted to buy the heavily discounted set on Steam but I’m worried I’d feel like a pedo when playing it
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>>12759978
???
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>>12759101
If you like Final Fantasy and Disney, you should play it.
If you like Final Fantasy or Disney, you should try it.
If you don't like either, I don't think the gameplay is good enough to stand up on its own, although some people disagree with me.

Whether you go with the remakes or the originals, I really recommend playing them in the order they're presented in the remakes rather than in release order. I think KH2 improves a lot if you play 358/2 first (and have a fucking clue what's supposed to be going on).

I still think KH Tinker Bell is one of the sexiest video game characters ever.
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I had never played FF before and wasn’t into Disney but I really liked KH1 and 2. I don’t really understand people’s hangups with it that prevent them from ever playing it. I can only tell them to grow up.
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>>12760309
358/2 is 95% filler and KH2 content reuse, do not play that first
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Ok, if you weren't into Disney as a kid you're ghetto foreign or genz

Pisses me off what this site allows now
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>>12761650
Not everyone likes excessive platitudes.
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>>12759348
KEKARINO
KHFAGS BECOMING NOBODIES AS WE SPEAK
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RIP Kairi
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I've played most of the series in some version/remake or another [I still haven't played the three most recent games (0.2, III, MoM), something which I plan to rectify this year, nor any of the browser/mobile/whatever the fuck games, which I honestly don't think I will bother playing], and I enjoyed all of them. First game came out in the US when I was 14 and I loved it, both the premise and execution.
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A good timeless game.

Second one is much better and even more timeless.
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>>12759107
>>12759116
>>12759348
fuck off zoomer revisionists
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>>12761792
?
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Played the first game found it "not bad" but never finished, the gba game was pretty good and the psp game was enjoyable. I don't don't think I will play this series again, I guess this is one of those of those games where you need to be 14 to get it
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>>12761650
I was a Don Bluth chad.
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When I was a young boy I saw Kingdom Hearts at a mom and pop rental place and I didn't rent it because I thought it would be too hard for me to play so I rented Frogger the Great Quest. Yeah I rented a lot of movie tie-in games or shovelware and never gave the series a chance until many years later.
Biggest gaming regret I've ever had.
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>>12759101
It's for girls.
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>>12759916
Kh1 is a really good game with a nice fairly barebones straight forward story.
KH2 is a great game with a more muddled story.

Neither has a satisfying ending and the series never will.



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