In this thread we share cool games for people who have sex
Sticking your dick into that hole you ripped into your Sonic plush doesn't count as sex btw.
Sex with men lmao. Sega is for gay homos who like sports games and kissing boys.
Adventurefags are the least likely to have sex actually. They want to raise virtual children, not real ones.
I love sonice adventure 2! rofl mfw in this thread married to a big titty goth wife of 15 years who I'm about to go bang now
>>12761219Eunuchs have sex?
>>12761170>sonic fans>having sexwith their hand maybe lmao gottem
>>12761219>samplerThat ain't it>>12761237>>12761295>>12761298>>12761323>>12761335Go back to the Floigan thread, faggots.>>12761307You can stay, you're based.
>>12761170This... or anything sports really.
>>12761354>That ain't itSex having chads don't really need to play more
>>12761335I don't know about SA2 but I remember watching porn where you can clearly hear the theme of the Mystic Ruins in the background so SA1 is 100% a sex haver game.
>>12761170Here's my collection.
>>12761364this is the only correct answer. if you had at least one sports game in any console's catalog you most likely went on to have sex
>>12761335Actually Sonic Chads do have sex. Loss my virginity to a hot redhead, banged my ex's mother and I am currently in a relationship. Something you'll never have or experience.
>>12761364>>12761403Sports games are gay and gay sex doesn't count.>>12761390Real professional sex havers know that giving your body rest is an important part of having good sex, which means you have lots of time to play cool games like Sonic Adventure 2.>>12761394You better link that shit>>12761402Seaman definitely belongs in this thread. Also Power Stone.>>12761409You lost your virginity to Knuckles????
>>12761394>getting railed to HMM YEAAAA HMM YAAAA HM YOOOOOOMy sides
Ever since I had sex gaming hasn't been the same and I don't play the same games either
>>12761473What games do you play now?
>>12761170Zoomers don't have sex, they're too autistic to even go to bars or clubs. Sexting trannos on discord and watching porn doesn't count
Zoomers are so cringe. You faggots don't even realize if you were in my age group you would have been the kid I bullied but now you larp as me when I was 12 wearing jncos and korn shirts. You would have been the kid I called a faggot and punched in the balls and set on fire before therapy and would have listened to backstreet boys and black girl songs
>>12761579And we didn't play Sonic Adventure other than when nobody was looking. We played Twisted Metal, Metal Gear, Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, and Legacy of Kain, dumbfuck larps.
>>12761570>Zoomers don't have sexSo this thread clearly isn't for (you)/(them). Go back to the Floigan thread.>>12761579You had sex when you were 12?>>12761584>we didn't play Sonic AdventureBecause you're not a sex-haver
>>12761570>>12761579ITT: millennials project their love for trannies onto the younger generationsif only us boomGODs beat the fuck out of you more, fucking manlet generation of cuckholds
>>12761584I played Sonic Adventure when I was 17 in 1999 and lost my virginity to my girlfriend at the time, she loves Sonic.
>>12761646Did you record a porno with the mystic ruins music in the background which the other anon watched at some point?
>>12761402There are 9 good games here, but I won't say which ones
>>12761403Does this count?
>>12761170Autism: The Game
itt: black people (brown) discuss their masturbation habits
>>12761237Brutal Jasonicpill
>>12762056many such threads. sad!
>>12761170Picture unrelated of course.
>>12761909Get your ass back in the Floigan thread NOW
>>12761579Does that make bullied millennials spiritual zoomers? Based, fuck off grandad
>>12761335Or their shadow lol
>>12761335>not Knuckles
>>12761579>calls others larps>larps like he was a bully when in actuality he was the one getting bullied
>>12761579You are you are not my dog. Don't touch my paw. 2x.
>>12761689No. Didn't have a camcorder.
sonic players are mostly furries though?
>>12762661I love Sonic and I hate furries.
This thread is supposed to be for cool people who have sex but instead it's been ruined by gay virgins. Learn your place, faggots.
There isn't a single woman who finds syncing up Super Sonic going up through Perfect Chaos in time with the chorus of Open Your Heart to be "cool".We are not the same, sex-havers.
>>12762917Everybody on earth finds that to be cool
>>12761579