>the show never got reran and looks too janky for non 90s eyes>the game sucks so bad you actually won't enjoy it unless you played it as a real kid at time of release Ah a piece of nostalgia with a good soundtrack modern soulless asshats can't meme
>>12763160Transformers didn't really get any good games until the Xbox 360/PS3 era. I'm watching through G1 Transformers right now,probably gonna go through all the Japanese exclusive series for the first time. Beast Wars is pretty good too,been a while since I watched that one.
>>12763160I liked the 64 version.
>>12763160All the nostalgia in the world couldn't redeem this festering pile of rhino dung.>>12763219Armada at least got that PS2 game which was pretty good.
>>12763246Forgot pic
>>12763248My cousin had this, and it wouldn't even go past one of the initial screens on his PC. Granted it was some shitty HP Celeron with a Rage chip of some kind, but looking at vids of it in action, I can safely say we didn't miss much.
>>12763528Honestly you really aren't. Aside from the clunky controls and lack of any checkpoints, there's nothing in it for fans of the series, no epic storyline that ties into the TV show, no new characters, none of the voice actors were involved, just another quick and lazy cashgrab when your money would have been much better saved for the toys.
>>12763248I had this one
>>12763160>show never got reranIt had plenty of reruns up into the late 2000s, albeit cut up and shortened so they could fit in more commercials…very gay!>game sucks so badIndisputable. BW and TF in general has always been so ripe for gaming, but it’s hardly ever gotten any good games.
The jap version of the N64 game is fun.
>>12764772It didn't get good games until later starting with the PS2 , I don't know why. You can't even say it's because making characters transform is difficult because even the NES had that in games, just not good ones
>>12763160I like how grunge became popular on MTV cock blocking shred guitar, so shred solos just went to cartoon theme songs and game soundtracks. Worked out for me
>>12763160The CGI is fine if lifeless (was a problem when it aired too), the real problem is it tries to be funny and fails constantly.
>>12764772Transformers had tons of great games on the Xbox 360/PS3. Devastation was fantastic for anyone who enjoyed the old 80's cartoon. War for Cybertron and it's sequel Fall of Cybertron were excellent. Even the tie in games for the Michael Bay films were pretty good. It's one of those odd cases where an actual retro franchise doesn't particularly have any good retro games but gets a bunch of decent stuff later on
>>12765443I feel like it looked as fluid/animated as you could possibly make 3D puppets who are also literally robots made of metal. But that's where all the effort went, meaning 90 percent of the show is like in barren undetailed canyons. The humor could be devisive, considering it goes from intense melodrama and action hero catchphrases to Looney Tunes at the drop of a dime, but that's also why it works for me. It's funny when something stupid happens because it contrasts how epic/grim everything generally is.It's also executed well, it's Looney Tunes done properly with knowledge of comedic timing and how slapstick works, unlike say, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog which was like someone trying and failing to understand the math
>>12765489>Looney Tunes done properly with knowledge of comedic timing and how slapstick works, unlike say, Adventures of Sonic the HedgehogOr unlike Space Jam
>>12765489And then they tossed it all away with Beast Machines by going full grimdark, and not even in a cool way, just boring and pretentious. And even THEN it might've had an audience if the designs we're at least cool, but no, they had to go with weirdo shit that appealed to no one and sold no toys, the one thing Transformers is made to do.
>>12765521>Beast Wars: Rhinox is the most loyal and more levelheaded Maximal>Beast Machines: uuh actually Rhinox always hated the team and betrayed them
>>12765521Beast Machines tried to be edgier in the worst possible way lol. Aka "with a message". It could have been something genuinely cyber punky cool like Batman Beyond, or something forgettable but not hated like Spider-Man Unlimited, instead it gave vibes of like a moody yoga practicing lesbian from Lilith Fair trying to tell you why plants have feelings too
>>12765538Yeah, let's not even get started with all the character assassinations. I think maaaaaybe Cheetor is the only one that came out kinda sorta ok, what with him stepping up into a position of leadership and maturity, but that's about it. I guess Rattrap, if only because he hardly changed at all besides his stupid as fuck design.
>>12765538>>12765538 #That was the other big mistake too, Ill fitting vibes and ugly hero characters aside, they butchered the lore and characters it was directly carrying over
>>12765521I'd rather watch Beast Machines over Beast Wars.
>>12765546Rattrap was okay, he felt similar but a lot more bitchy, like he was going through an emo phase which felt awkward since his persona was like a cynical middle aged guy. In BW he was underestimated, but a bastard who proved why you shouldn't do that, in BM he was like mopey. Cheetor basically just doubled down on his testosterone angry teen phase that Beast Wars ended off with, which is annoying to me but I just find Cheetor annoying in general so it's whatever.Pretty much no heroic character was likeable or badass in Beast Machines, they were all pretentious or self righteous emo shitheads, the bad guys were cool but not as good as they were in BW
>>12765549I feel like I've talked to you on /co/ many times and I still have no idea what you love about Beast Machines other than not liking Beast Wars having comedic tropes
>>12763160In Canada, called "Beasties"
>>12765538This hurt a lot as a kid. He was never my favorite character, but this really upset me. It was so dumb of a thing to do. Silverbolt, Primal, Megatron. Good lord, the whole show is one big mind rape to characters and the audience.
Was the recent movie with the Maximals any good? I heard it was mediocre but I didn't look much into it, I've been very disconnected from Transformers since the Bay movies completely shit the bed for like four movies in a row.
>>12767964I saw it drunk at a friend's house. What I remember was it felt the same as the other recent films, only with an explicit choice of the human characters and themes being very "black and hispanic street culture". the BW characters are like techno organic beasts, nothing really to do with the plot of beast wars but they decided to use the characters, and just like all the other recent films we're introduced to villain robots who are cooler than anything else but take a backseat to everything else
This was the best era of toys though
>>12765443I wish we had games that looked like Beast Wars and ReBoot.
>>12769914It's really something when the modern "updated" figure is either worse than the decades old one or just about equal with different pros and cons. I'm taking the chunky cat over this because at least it has two whole guns that store, not just a lazy tail "whip"
>>12765521The art style in Beast Machines was so fucking ugly, I could never get into it. How do you go from the badass designs of BW to fucking Optimus Floyd?
>>12770386What sucks is that the concept of BM as a toyline is pretty cool. It was meant to sort of be Evangelion style , cutting edge late 90's biomecha. The show ends up looking like some bizarre 90's European computer game.
>>12764882>>12765459Idk, maybe transformers is an IP that requires today’s gaming tech to be good because I agree all of the retro TF games are no good. I think it could’ve been done well in the 16-bit era, but the franchise didn’t have the pull then to command a really well made game.>>12765443Nah, this guy >>12765489 is right. The cgi looks fine, even great for an early cgi tv show.>>12765521>>12765538>>12765540>>12770386Beast Machines was awful, but it did try some new things, which I respect, and apparently Hasbro wanted it the way it turned out, so the BW people had no say.>>12769914>best era of toysAgreed.>>12771803And unfortunately the fact that the toys do not resemble the show characters is part of what killed it.
>>12772009Hold up, so BM being what it became was executive meddling?
>>12772093It was in part. Basically they were told not to give too much of a shit about Beast Wars and just do their own thing.From a suit brain it kinda makes sense, since Beast Wars pulled the brand out of slowly fading into the background by completely reinventing it. But in retrospect that was short sighted because BW fans still wanted more of the same the same way G1 fans did, hesitant G1 fans could eventually appreciate BW while BM went much further in abandoning familiar "transformers" aesthetics, and BM was still presented as a direct sequel to BW, using the same main cast, so that only added to people's problem with it by not maintaining consistent characterization
>>12763160My 6yo son loved the show. I even bought a Cheetor on Ebay for him.You have to be at least a teenager to see things as "janky" and by then it's too late to enjoy anyway. Kids can always enjoy things unironically and whole hearted when given a chance. We watch a lot of stuff together, some from my time, some older. Little House on the Prairie, 1950's Zorro, Wacky Races. He LOVED Captain Caveman.
>>12772164I'll say one thing I actually liked about BM, and it was how they set up the whole subplot of Blackarachnia trying to find Silverbolt and thinking he was the motorcycle dude, and even gaslighting him for episodes on end about it to the point that he was actually coming around to the idea of getting his memories back, only for him to be fucking Waspinator in the end, which I thought was actually hilarious. Shame about what happened when she does find Silverbolt, though.
>>12770386Yeah the idea that the heroes are being hunted in a hostile sterile machine city dystopia is great but the designs are kind of repulsive. At least that's what i remember a quarter century later.
>>12770386Beast Machines haters never have real reasons for disliking the show. Hurrr racism. Still a better design than the hideous Transmetal and Optimal ones.
>>12763219The Armada game on PS2 is the best transformers game still.
>>12772675You can't be serious
>>12772717Why do they all look blackRight down to BA's weave on her bigass forehead kek
>>12772164As a big BW fan who has/had a lot of the toys, I’d have loved BW to have had another season and for seasons 2+3 to have been 26 episodes like 1. There was so much they could’ve done. But my guess is that didn’t line up with Hasbro’s plan for the toys, which seemed like they were running out of steam by the TM2 era (some guy on /toy/ probably has all the sales numbers in a spreadsheet, ready to go), and they wanted to move onto their new line.>>12772679This. That Armada game was fun. So I guess there’s at least one good retro TF game, then.>>12772717>>12772721>why are they blackBrainwashing successive generations of kids into viewing black culture/looks/aesthetics positively is a perennial media objective. Can’t have them deciding based on what they see with their own eyes. Still funny they gave a gorilla a stereotypical black visual depiction, though, lol.>>12772486One good thing about raising kids today is it’s so easy to have your own media manager that you can fill with decades of wholesome, selected media; you can bypass a whole lot of bad media brainwashing.
>>12773573>One good thing about raising kids todaywhat a sad and funny thing to larp as a father
>>12772675>Beast Machines haters never have real reasons for disliking the showThey've all been laid out ITT but I'll summarize >Largely unappealing aesthetic >Out of character characterization shifts >More pretentious tone and messaging You can easily compare Optimus from both and see exactly these problems BW Primal is like Prime 2.0, a leader you actually respect who's both stern and caring, more like an action hero dad vibe. BM Primal is like Professor X in one of his spirals but also like a mad shaman, who wants to be around this guyBW Primal was designed to keep just enough Transformers brand aesthetic while modernizing it with the rounder proportions and organic style, creating something fresh but not too off-putting to TF fans. BM Primal just looks like a cyborg mutated ape, in either mode.Beast Machines would be remembered a lot more fondly if they didn't push the spiritual/naturalist angle so hard, if they made the Maximals look more like sleek futuristic animal robot Transformers instead of the mutant heroes from Small Soldiers, and perhaps most importantly, if they insisted on not letting writers study Beast Wars, just ditch the cast and start fresh with new characters so continuing fans don't have a reason to complain about every character being butchered
>>12773765Damn, you’re a sad guy.>>12773786Taking Primal from an exploratory ship captain thrust into a crisis to a religious fanatic was one of the worst aspects of that show. I’m pretty sure if there had been a BM game, it would’ve made the ugly BW ones look good.
>>12773874>Damn, you’re a sad guy.im not the one larping as a father
>>12773883NTA but you do realize before 6th Gen was Integrated this board was like 90 percent people 30-50 years old right
>>12773958then that just makes the anons who made fun of soccer moms turn into one, another example of the revolutionaries against the system appealing to the system they once went against
>>12773965Times aren't the same. Back in the 90s soccer moms rallied against violence and perceived occultism, and any of that was fairly mild so you actually did look like an uptight ninny for freaking out about Mortal Kombats comical gore. These days media is heavily radicalized by liberal writers with total freedom and a lot of "kids media" on the internet like YouTube is very obviously made by sex predators. It's not the same culture at all
>>12773978>umm acktually my fight is justified unlike the people before me, no i dont care if my fears are also based on paranoia and biases like theirs were
>>12773984Yeah? Radical social biases are bad. Media in the 90s and 00s wasn't propaganda, and if it was they didn't show their hand so blatantly. Sorry I'm not letting my 9 year old watch shit that teaches about sex shit no kid should be aware of and pushes radical racial propaganda, you freak. But good to know you'll never reproduce because you're clearly a discordtroon or similar borderline personality that grooms kids and doesn't go out and have sex I'm Lebanese and my girlfriend is a native mutt, our responsibility is decidedly "light brown" so firmly out of whatever neo Nazi implications you're trying to assume, and I'm not letting them watch shit that says creepy troons who want to "teach them about identity" is normal or that teaches them white people are bad and black people are untouchable. Cry about it faggot, go take more anti psychotics and let your genes disappear from the functional people's world
>>12774005while you were seething about being told you're a faggot, your imaginary kid probably logged on roblox to tell his friends that you're a faggot who will never be white
>>12773984Groomoid
>>12772717>We want the EVA audience
>>12774005>Im lebanesewhy do you care so much about your kid when his limbs are going to be sent flying by a missile in a month or so
>>12774009Post pics chomo. You'll never have sex cause you ain't sexy, I am. And my kid doesn't play dorky computer games for weird pedo zoomers, too busy with martial arts and target practice, already on their way to being more functional than the obese adult acne nerd I'm talking to
>>12774036>You'll never have sex cause you ain't sexy, I am.post pics, we could use a laugh>already on their way to being more functional than the obese adult acne nerd I'm talking toyour made up kid is more functional than you since he is not malding on a Laotian papercraft trade post like you are
>>12774015I'm from Michigan so you're not exactly wrong
>>12774005>that teaches them white people are bad and black people are untouchable.>racemixer muttant worshipping white people like they will ever see him as equal (episode #51321)
>>12774045I did queercel>>12774052>If ur not white ur automatically supposed to worship blk pplNo, sorry ugly tranny or autistnog
>>12774052>Mentally ill LGBT person We need eugenics
>>12774052The only people who appreciate black people substantially more than other races are people who listen exclusively to hip hop because it was their only cultural contribution. And people who listen to hip hop didn't graduate high school.
>>12774036>>12774059wait this is you? you look like the type of people Chris Hansen hunted down
>>12774075i personally wouldn't call music that consists of talking over 808s to advertise pills, street crime, and sneakers a "contribution"
>>12774070He's not wrong though.
>>12774075>because it was their only cultural contribution.I know Americans and educated cant be in the same sentence but this is plain wrong
>>12774086They're entirely wrong. Name five reasons anyone should like black people more than white people and I'll tell you you're someone who's never lived in an urban area
>>12774094>Name five reasons anyone should like black people more than white peopleYou shouldn't like either to begin with, especially if you're a mutt or racemixer like the guy larping as a father, you'd be like a tranny believing he's accepted by biological women
>>12774090Oh yeah I forgot, peanut butter! We're on a gaming board, name one game black people made. I'll wait. Black people don't even want their own culture that's why they larp as Egyptians Greeks Native Americans or Jews and claim that black samurai and knights existed
>>12774101Who gives a shit about being accepted by racists who come in all varieties anyway ya faggot. I know as many black racists as I do white, and they're mostly focused on one another, and I don't want either of them to "accept" me. But I know my white friends, neighbors, co workers etc act like normal people in a first world country and don't make a habit of robbing stores selling crack or sexually harassing women on the street I don't give a shit if some mutt American white dude wants to larp as a Nazi on the internet. That has nothing to do with me sucking black and gay people's ass, as per liberal agenda, which I have no interest in doing.
>>12774104>We're on a gaming board, name one game black people made.done, along the other 'X Strike' games>Black people don't even want their own culturemeanwhile white people believe they were vikings or believe they were created by an extraterrestrial nigga
>>12774114>But I know my white friends, neighbors, co workers etc act like normal people in a first world countryyeah, because you're the tranny in this situation, they treat you well at face value despite the fact they all believe eugenics would've prevented your existence
>>12774115Vikings were swedish so yeah they were white. I don't really see your point here guy unless you're talking about amerimutts in which yeah the broadening of "whiteness" from a group that's all mixed between German, Italian, polish, Irish, Scottish, English, and scandi often makes people specifying certain things look silly, but that doesn't change the fact that vikings were white Black people just don't want to embrace actual South African culture because it was used to make fun of them in Looney Tunes and shit with spear throwing savages, but either own it or don't pretend you're super proud of your culture or try to appropriate other peoples as a cope. You see white weeaboos but they don't claim The Last Samurai was a documentary or that zulu warriors were actually white dudes in blackface
>>12774124Touch grass freak. You talk about people being paranoid about blacks who make up the majority of violent crime stats, and gays who make up the majority of pedophilia advocacy, meanwhile you're terrified that all white people in America are secretly Nazis. /X/ is down the road
>>12774124>>12774114Well everyone is a little racist, deeply or casually, but black people don't like feeling like the common point every other group agree on because they had their businesses, family , homes etc targeted by black centric criminality. Asians, middle easterns, hispanics, whiteys, etc all talk shit about each other but black people shit talk is what flows openly on every channel just because of mutual experience. You can debate whether black people are victims and have no choice but to turn to crime and rioting all you want but it doesn't change the outcome of how they're viewed.
>>12774163I just don't care. I'm not racist necessarily, and I don't consider myself white or black because I'm not either despite being half Scottish and half Lebanese, I'm a mutt and don't give a shit about identity politics The discussion got dragged but my point was anti propaganda that exists heavily now and didn't in shit I grew up with in the 90s and 00s, my parents were worried Pokemon was Satanic not weird social conditioning. The problem is "pro white" propaganda isn't a thing in the modern day, it's all anti white anti straight pro lgbt pro black, and there's no reason for me to kiss their ass more than any other demo I'm not part of
>>12774114>I dont fall for liberal agenda>btw you're an american nazi for making fun of my raceI sleep happy knowing Trump will treat your death as another terrorist dealt with.
>>12774226You're obviously a virgin faggot and I'm a pussy melting rock star. Get bullied and buy a rope.
>>12774237You're target practice for the IDF :)
>>12774151>No, your paranoia is wrong, but mine is valid!kek>and gays who make up the majority of pedophilia advocacynotorious gay individuals like Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump
>>12774247Idk what that means nerd faggot>>12774254All gay men were molested by other men. Most pedos don't care about gender, just like you don't, pedo.
>>12774257>Most pedos don't care about genderThat explains why you're so protective of your kid, you claimed dibs on him
>>12774186>my parents were worried Pokemon was Satanic not weird social conditioningthe fact you probably believe evolution is a real thing is proof that was not the case
>>12774264Evolution doesn't even contradict the existence of God unless you're a retard who doesn't know what the Bible actually is like most evangelicals. You're the short bus mass produced version of spirituality. God is real and you have absolutely no idea what the real story is because you're not enlightened.
>>12774285>Evolution doesn't even contradict the existence of God unless you're a retard who doesn't know what the Bible actually is like most evangelicalsnotice how the satan worshipper gets angry the second he is questioned and tries to trick you, you're evil and your presence is proof that society is rotten
>>12774293MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN IT'S A SATAN
>>12774186>I'm not racist necessarily, and I don't consider myself white or black>but i dont like pro black propaganda>and pro white propaganda doesnt exist anymoreActing offended in the name of a race you're not is basic redditard behavior, most of the recent blockbusters are all starring white people(Oppenheimer, Spiderman, Dune, etc)
>>12774298at least you admit you were groomed by Pokemon
>>12774059How about you post a picture of the fatass writing those texts instead?
>sees one cartoon robot>"the whtie race is over billions must die"
>>12774304>Spiderman, DuneDon't those star Mulattaya
>>12774337a white man is the lead actor and protagonist, snowflake
>>12774304Spider-Man black swapped Mary Jane, I don't watch those shitty movies. Mary Jane is a pale redhead
>>12774513That character also had a speech about slavery and black Catwoman which is fine historically in The Batman had an anti white speech so she ruined what could have been a fine race swap
>>12774513>there's no more movies where the white guy is the hero>yes they are>wwwell i dont like them anyway!i hope they keep ruining franchises you like until you an hero
>>12774591Nobody said white heroes didn't exist. White erasure is not the same as anti white propaganda. A white person can be responsible for that themselves and often are, they're just gay/bi/trans white people who are mentally ill
>>12774626>A white person can be responsible for that themselves and often are, they're just gay/bi/trans white people who are mentally illNo those at least chose to not breed, incels, MGTOW and such are actually mentally ill and the reason for why white people will go exctinct
>>12774630That's a different breed of mentally ill and the right wing equivalent of the LGBT/radical left who only get laid if at all because of other mentally ill molested people.However you need to recognize the vast majority of functioning America is more right leaning these days as pushback to the extremism in media eminating from the coasts that represent nobody. Everyone normal these days hates the Hollywood and NYC liberal mindset. You don't need to be a neo Nazi to understand a psychopath when you see one and outside of controlled environments, the kind of people vocal online like blue haired enbys writing ed edd and eddy slash fiction aren't very active in the real world, because it's still a world where they'll be looked at for what they are. Insane freaks, and black people especially would beat them up because black culture is almost entirely just bully culture. I can hang out around them because I'm am asshole, it's not always pleasant, but a tranny would just get killed
>>12774645>However you need to recognize the vast majority of functioning America is more right leaning these daysNo one normal or functioning American would vote and still support someone like Trump, especially since every week he keeps turning the US into a bigger laughingstock
>>12774651I don't vote because I've known it was a sham since I was underaged because I'm a critical thinker. But to the average person, keeping illegal rapists out and being tougher on insanely rising street crime rates takes priority over transexuals being allowed to cut dicks off little kids and coddling criminals, regardless of anything in between those are the two main concerns of either party. There's also the fact that the far left is actually literally communist and trying to usurp democracy. While the right being fascist is purely exaggerated. Trump isn't Hitler, but the left is actually Stalin
>>12774740>I'm a critical thinker>says the most retarded shit parroted by most griftersgood goy
>>12774769I'm not watching Spiderman, bro.
>>12774769Jews created the modern left so I don't know what you're playing at. If you're gay they benefited you and if you're black they benefited you. The only people they didn't benefit were whites and Muslims
>>12774810>jews created the modern left>says this when the right is being handled by king kike himselfYou're not a critical drinker, just a brown larper who believes he's the protagonist of real life, rope and cope
>>12774834>Jews ran to the right in the last couple years>last couple of years>tells others to keep up
>>12774828Jews ran to the right in the last couple years because they brainwashed the left so hard to hate whites and hate rich people, that Jews themselves, forgot the average leftist is going to view them as white and rich, because they are rich and crossbred heavily with Europeans to enter their society easier after being hunted in the middle east, and once the left started supporting hijabs they ran to cry to the right and demanded support to protect them from the psychotics they created So now Jews are hated by both Nazis and woke faggots, and that's why they released video literally admitting to using media and social media as a propaganda tool to destroy the country on major political platforms. Keep up
>>12774850> And that would mean black people would have absolutely nothing going on to be praised forThey would still fuck white women which is why you're seething in behalf of them brownoid
>>12774853>They would still fuck white womenNo one actually believes this happens IRL. Post beef.
>>12774858>white women dont fuck black men>said the mudslime with a "wife"kek
>>12774853>>12774861Oh look it exposed itself. A racist black is so hilarious. You need a special comb for your "hair", keep seething because you're ugly and your people lived in mudhuts until being enslaved by every other race on the planet.
>>12774861As you can no doubt tell, I am a white person ready to enjoy some pork. You may now post beef.
>>12774873>>12774874>mention black people fucking white women>instant seetheand holy shit dude that wrist, no wonder you feel threatened by every other race kek
>>12774876
>>12774878where's your chin?
>>12774876That's two different people. I'm the hot metal guy who mogged you hours ago. And Jews are the only reason you people aren't lined up and done away with, when the country burns the cities are going first, and every single demographic on the country has legal guns stockpiled and know how to shoot. You're done
>>12774881No beef? You are an Indian.
>>12774882>I'm the hot metal guy who mogged you hours ago.>>12774036>>12774059This you? The guy seething because someone made fun of your imaginary children>also hotlmao
>>12774861>mudslimeIt's telling that your first instinct is to accuse your opponent of being from Pakistan, kek. Good morning saar
>>12774884No chin? You're getting cucked by Tyrone
>>12774885Lol cope all you want darkie, a black can't be more attractive than me period. If you were you'd post pic. But you have nappy hair, giant lips, and a wide nose, and smell like chili cheese fritos
>>12774890Any nigger is more attractive and probably more heterosexual than you, real men dont pierce their ears faggot
>>12774890Black people know they're not attractive that's why they're obsessed with mating with others and black girls all wear fake hair to look like caucasoids and asians with straight or wavy hair. Nobody likes clown hair sadly
>>12774889There is no Tyrone in Australia, lmao. Just like how there's no legally purchasable beef in your country.
>>12774893>real men dont pierce their ears faggotLmao this guy has never been laid. Girls don't fuck squares, black gay nerd. Nothing worse than a black faggot combi
>>12774896>no legally purchasable beef in your country.Australia is so dystopic they think beef is a rare luxury, didn't expect anything less from a country that lost to birds
>>12774893>Fish lips bug eyes and Velcro hair >Attractive
>>12774898>Girls don't fuck squaresGirls dont fuck men with pierced ears either faggot>>12774326this guy had the right idea, you're posting your chinless, pubic hair beard but not the landwhale you were trying to score, which most likely failed since you're still here seething lmao
>>12774005Salam
>>12774903>Girls dont fuck men with pierced ears either faggotThey literally have since like the 60s. You're ugly because of your genes lol cope
>>12774882>hot metal guy who mogged you hours ago.Cinder (Ben Ferris) is that you?
>>12774903That's funny since like literally all the moon crickets who get any ass at all worth getting these days have to larp with rock/metal/punk/goth aesthetics to get anything other than Shaniqua, and have to grow dreads to mimic attractive races ability to have long hair. Squares aren't in especially in 2026, I absolutely know you get no pussy and probably never leave the house
>>12774901>they think beef is a rare luxuryNo, but you do since it's outlawed in your country (India); hence your inability to post beef.
>>12774909>They literally have since like the 60s.whatever makes you feel safer inside that closet>You're ugly because of your genes>>12774036>>12774059bro you look like a Nirvana member who didn't need drugs to look fucked up
>>12774916After you post your chin maybe
This thread certainly got an uplift in replies after a simple request to post beef.
This thread increasingly angry after someone said white women fuck black guys
>>12774917Even black guys who don't pretend to be alternative and just fuck black chicks, peirce their ears. The only way to get laid as a black is to dress like a rapper and ear piercing has never left rap since the 90s. You're really outing yourself as a completely delusional nerd/incel
>>12774914>>12774927as always, metalheads have to come with made-up scenarios because the only bitches who want them are either crack fiends or hambeasts
>>12774927ear piercing is basic these days. chicks date guys with lip and nose rings and it's completely "normalfag". that's modern fuck boy shit 101 along with face tats and stupid hair cuts
>>12763160was playing the n64 game as 911 happened and my mom told me to turn it off a put the news on
>>12774929Lol an ugly fat virgin, who's also black and nerdy (the only race where girls will not fuck a nerd) telling a guy who gets laid about getting laid
>>12774936you must have a black dude addiction since you still think im black>telling a guy who gets laid about getting laidpost pics of the hambeast you were messaging then
>>12774936Girls don't fuck black nerds because the only appeal black guys have is being a "bad boy" which includes tattoos and piercings. Black culture is entirely defined by hip hop, if you put a black dude in normal clothes he's just looking like a chimp in a tuxedo
>>12774927You're arguing with an Indian who is completely removed from reality. Indian incels like him literally worship porn and treat the industry as this upper echelon of society (an upper caste, if you will) where the greatest socialites in the world come together to fuck in (what the Indian perceives to be) quasi-religious rituals. Moreover, he has a highly fetishised view of white women since his only exposure to them is through porn (this explains his incessant attempts to stalk and harass white women whenever the opportunity arises, as he believes they owe him sex). He therefore thinks desperate and unemployable white women getting paid to fuck desperate and unemployable black men on camera is an actual socioeconomic case study about western society, rather than a niche consumed by bisexual men and third-worlders. The proof is in the pudding, or rather, in the unposted beef.
>>12774938You are black because you're literally raging at their behest. If you're not black, you're a white LGBT "person" and chances are an ass ugly tranny because the ones who get laid don't leave the gym or the gay nightclub. Post pic or cope
>>12774936>i-i get laid trust me guys!You're sperging out on a retro videogame board on a saturday night, it's more believable for you to say that you have an unicorn as a pet
>>12774945Them being a curryshitter is likely considering the traditional third world values no black or faggot has like thinking ear piercing is weird in America, good point.
>>12774945>wall of text>still no chin posted
>>12774946And you're a brown who has been seething for literal hoursHow's your "son"?
>>12774951Post hand incel
>>12774957>inceltroon detected, post your "vagina"
>>12774956How's your dad? Oh yeah you haven't met him
>>12774961So your son was made up, thanks that's all I needed to know
>>12774956Brown people can be hot. Whites, latinas, Asians, Middle Eastern, Greek, Native American, etc all have acceptable specimens. Black and Indian is a dual barf zone of half evolved things
>>12774962Keep seething incel. You'll never pass on genes because your genes are disgusting lololol
>>12774965Well blacks are attractive, otherwise white women wouldn't be fucking them and creating mutt babies
>>12774951You have an Indian's English skills.You have an Indian's tendency to assume his opponents are from Pakistan.You have an Indian's clueless conjecture about western fashion.You have an Indian's clueless conjecture about western courtship.You have an Indian's inability to provide evidence of consuming beef.For what reason should we NOT conclude you are Indian? If you can't honestly answer this in good faith, then I rest my case.
>>12774969>You'll never pass on genesBitch, you literally lied about having a kid and had a thread wide meltdown about being pressed about it, have some dignity>>12773573
On topic reminder that blacks aren't allowed to like Transformers.
>>12774973i noticed you still havent posted your chin
>>12774969ok troon, hope the israeli missiles leave you comatose instead of killing you
>>12774974I have a kid, you don't have pictures to post though
>>12774981>I have a kidSo how does he feel about his dad crying on an website for hours rather than spending time with him
>>12774980I live in Michigan, Ohio, or Florida, depending on the time of year and what needs taken care of, subhuman. The only danger is groids but I got concealed carry and half my family are cops so not likely.You're also a retard talking to like three different people as of they were me
>>12774989I don't know why you're still giving him attention after he already admitted to being Indian.
>>12774989>The only danger is groids but I got concealed carry and half my family are cops so not likely.You won't do shit faggot
>>12774989uh oh troon meltdown
>>12774996Lmao. If I do I ain't the one going to jail faggot, y'all boys know how to behave round the good ole boys in blue. My bitches dad is also an AB captain, her grandad in the mob, and her uncles a captain of the Outlaws. You're crazy if you think I'm scared of jigs but if you want contact info we can set up a meeting for fisticuffs and see who goes back home
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>>12775004well um my dad knows Goku and he's also the president of Nintendo so he's going to hack your account and send you sonic.exe to kill you forever
>>12775006The only autistic here is a black incel on a non black website sperging because people said they don't like woke media. Lmao imagine your life
>>12775008If you don't like woke media it means you don't like black people. And nobody does. It's a touchy subject...
>>12775008I'm a different guy you sperglord, take your meds or don't this is some primo chimp out
>>12775009white women do, that's why they fuck them
>>12775018I actually get laid unlike you so I'm not obsessed about others getting laid. Post pic black/indian fatass
>>12775004Sometimes I wonder if people post stuff like this because they know they can't be bullied in the future with their posting history
>>12775021If you try to bully somebody who's family is split between cops, bikers, and prison gang leaders you're not going to have a very good time. You're not much of a bully irl are you? Do you live with mom and dad? Have you ever done drugs or had sex?
>If you try to bully somebody who's family is split between cops, bikers, and prison gang leaders you're not going to have a very good time.
>>12775034>I'm a nerd so everyone else is
>>12775037Who are you quoting
>>12775030This reads like that kid in school who said his gf was a supermodel who goes to another school which is why we never see her
>>12775042Well if you're actually black you're definitely a nerd because all black people in any proximity to a major city or popular social circles have gang related families and know exactly what goes on. Either the nerdiest black on earth or definitely an Indian faggot who are nerds by default
>>12775049too many words to say the wannabe tough guy is a lying faggot
>>12774929Yep. Pottery.
>beastwars thread devolves into adult men arguing over who the biggest nerd in here really isSasuga
Embarrassing thread, just nuke it already janny
>>12775078Truly, the most devious plan of Megatron to destroy the Maximals to date
>>12775107KEK
>>12763160The names are bad but the show was banger especially after season 1
>>12765489it looks nicer on a smaller CRT than today on a wide flatscreen
>>12765549It looks cooler for sure.
>>12769838>>12767964It was not a good adaptation or addition of the characters.
>>12770345I bought my very first beast wars toy and first allowance-purchased item in like 95? Iquanus, the basic beast level bro. He was like, 7$ max but I think he was only 5$. And now those same sized figures are literally 35$ in the walmart toy section. Wtf happened to toys?
>>12772675You cant be serious #2Close to trans metals 2 but still worst out of like all 5 examples? Normal-transmetals-hybrid-Transmetal2-BM
>>12773573When I was a kid growing up rural with dialup internet I LIVED on that super sick BETF site and it boggled my mind that there were entire toy lines and shows exclusive to Japan. I feel sorry for the dude who owned the site when it got deleted by accident he put a lot of effort I to that late 90s period. I remember digmon world forms on gamefaqs and cheap MTG in Ebay in those days too. Good times
>>12775364>Wtf happened to toys?Plastic and paint prices because of inflation Roblox and Minecraft replacing plastic YouTube replacing the media machine that sold toysAdults being more interested in them than kids creating a split demo of cheap dogshit toys and decent "collectors items" that go for twice what a better toy did twenty years ago
Not that relevant to beast wars, even though I had it and played it back then. It sucked but I played it a lot anyways. But now that we are discussing toys I just wanna vent about my mother. When I moved out she threw out all my childhood toys. I later showed her how she had thrown away 10 thousands worth of toys. That was 10 years ago I showed her, probably even crazier prices these days. Boomers really are the most retarded and short sighted generation.
>>12775817Realistically, children's toys for most of human history were either given away, disposed of, or just broke down over time. I don't think it's that short sighted parents didn't realize Gen Xers and Millennials would covet their children's toys to a degree never really seen before in human history.
>>12775373BWTF? It’s still up, they’re just missing big sections of old content pre-2020; he’s got a big disclaimer about the server loss, claims they’re restoring the content as they are able. Great site, though, I used to be on there a lot back then, too. Those reviews probably sold a lot of toys.>>12775851I think it’s more that some parents will just trash all of their child’s possessions the second they leave the house. It’s a sad mentality. My grandparents did the same thing to my dad, and he never forgave them, had nothing to do with the gold mine of classic comics and baseball cards he had, that’s just the icing on the cake…
what the hell is happening in this thread
>>12776117> I think it’s more that some parents will just trash all of their child’s possessions the second they leave the house. It’s a sad mentalityThe whole concept of even having so many childhood possessions was unheard of for the longest time, and before the 70’s or so most of them just didn’t have any value. They were disposable entertainment not expected to be carried into adulthood years, maybe passed along but not kept to the magnitude they would be. Most toys are still really valueless, it’s a relative niche of popular IP toys that retain any worth or increase in value. The opposite mentality has led to resale culture where everything that holds nostalgic value is sold for a fairly high price regardless of its actual rarity
>>12776191Some Indian troontype got assmad someone mentioned having kids and someone else took the bait. It blew over, continue discussing TF games.>>12776325Yeah, i guess i just don’t understand the mindset that says it’s okay to trash things your child found/finds meaningful. At least give them a chance to take whatever it is before dumping it.
>>12776191A brown got mad because he got called out on his larping as a father and then had a meltdown about it
