Zelda was kinda ugly in the first game. Why would they give the princess a butter face?
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>>12772623Her eyes are different sizes.
>>127727540.o
>>12772754Like I said, she's ugly.
>>12772623I think she looks cute.
>>12772958WELL IF YOU THINK SHE'S SO CUTE WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER???
Tell that to the dweenies
>>12772754This is just the result of poor scaling
>>12772984Is this from a BBS or something?
>>12773025>1989Yes
She IS cute.
>>12773170Would
>>12772623Just look at that bald spot.
>>12773170Why are they droolingare those cake wedges
>>12772623
>>12772984patterns
I wish they accomplished the past but actually future aesthetic for the first game.Zelda is pretty hot in the concept art
>>12773808arby's potato cakes
>>12774194>arby's potato cakeswack
>>12772623I hate Zelda, stupid useless bitch. I wanna fuck link in the ass though, tight lil twink cheeks make me goron hard. Why they haven't had a bath scene with him is beyond me I would fap daily.
>>12774230Average nintendie.
>>12774234So their common quality is their excellent taste?
>>12774230Don't call her stupid, she's just trying her hardest, despite fucking up each time.
>>12774234anon's probably a mega man fan too
>>12772984Doomed since 1989 btw
>>12774191>Zelda is pretty hot in the concept artNo?
>>12772623Lmao I like her uneven eyes, she looks like an ugly hamster
>>12774351So rude.
>>12772984This nigger is either dead or 100% posts here.
>>12774230But you do fap daily you disgusting sexpest faggot jeet
>>12772623Butterface implies you think her body is hot
>>12772754Wait till you see her tits.
>>12772754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM&t=31s
>>12772984What the fuck does this faggot mean when he calls it ‘right wing’?
>>12777126Mario was a blue collar everyman at the time, and Zelda promo materials was rife with Christian iconography
>>12773025>>12773035It's from Usenet, you dorks. You can browse the old archives of this stuff yourself through Google. It's pretty interesting in fact. rec.games.video is where this was posted and the one you'd wanna check out for stuff this old.
Zelda is a Princess in Distress and she is a Stacy the most beautiful in the place i hate how Nintendo turned Zelda into a Feminist Girl Boss in the new games
>>12776896And?
>>12777126It was 1989. It's the same as how the fags on /v/ call everything "woke" today.tldr politics are bullshit so don't waste yiur time on them and don't try to inject them into video games.
>>12777173>place i hate how Nintendo turned Zelda into a Feminist Girl Boss in the new gamesNever happened.