Have you ever tried Speedrunning retro games?
>>12789216No because I don't have autogynephilia.
No, I'm straight.
>>12789216RE2. Just for my amusement, I don't stream it or document records or anything.
Yes because I have A Giant Penis
Not reallyWhen I finally figured out how to beat the Shadow Devil in X5, I beat the game shortly after, and I was so stoked that I replayed it again and again. I got pretty fucking fast but far from speedrun level (especially since they skip the entire game).
No but I do love watching them. I rarely stream live runs unless it's something like a ZFG Rando run in OOT but I'll watch some records when I'm up for it.How runners are able to break some games are fuckin bonanas to me.
>>12789216>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HALF A PRESS IT DOESN'T EXIST
>>12789348ZFG's esoteric N64 Zelda knowledge makes most of his streams fairly interesting. It also helps that he's not an annoying faggot.
>>12789349He's correct though. The A button on the N64 is not analog. Something like "half A press" only really makes sense on certain PS2 games and that one weird Street Fighter cabinet.
>>12789372If you're speedrunning Zelda 64 you're already a defacto faggot. That's super tranny autism. Speedrunning + N64 + Zelda it's the perfect storm.
Not even onceSay no
>>12789416>Speedrunning + N64 + Zeldawell we know it's not Speedrunning + N64 because the most chad speedrun ever was on the 64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNIMaybe Zelda has something to do with it, but majinphil and some of the others seem like normal guys
>>12789216I tried super metoid but its too time consuming, talking about years. I already wasted years with obscure shit like defrag/trickjumping in quake. There will come a time when you realize that you are wasting your life with this shit.
>>12789656This
>>12789216I like doing it in games like Metroid and Kirby that have their own in-game timers, but otherwise no. The additional step of setting up my own timer and tracking my own times makes it less fun for me. I like the feedback of seeing a little congratulations screen when I beat my previous best time.
I don't like rushing through games I enjoy playing.
>>12789427>dad dies>wife divorces him>has to sell his house and everything he owns>son disowns himKWABOTY
>>12789216Have you ever actually tried playing games or do you just make shiddy low effort threads multiple times a day?
>>12789656Well in the case of metroid 3 don't you get to see samus in a swimsuit as a reward for beating the game under a certain amount of time? That's worth it to me
No. I do try beating my lap times in racing games but that's different as it doesn't require excess amounts of autism nor the desire to chop my penis.
>>12789216My genitals are still intact, so no.