POV: You're Samus.
I'm not a woman
No, I'm John Halo.
>>12795527>playing this when it was snowing outside on a weekend was pure blissI want to go back.
>>12795527oh my gosh I'm beautiful
I really appreciate these threads for reminding me that I'm Samus when I forget.
>get high>head to prenderne drifts and watch the snow fall while listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrackPEAK comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4Y3sHyfsg
I just won't play fps games with a controllerI know! sorry!but I won't!
>>12796243You can play Prime 1, 2 and 3 with mouse & keyboard with primehack.https://github.com/Kekun/primehackIt works really well for Prime 3, that's the only one I've tried it with, but I assume it's the same for the others
>>12795527if im samus, im heading back to the ship to start masturbating furiously.
>>12796262samus wouldn't do that because she was castrated at a young age
>>12796265Anon's libido is stronger so he'll be able to flick the bean as Samus.
>>12796243Metroid Prime's combat is so bad that it was thankfully never the focus of the game. I don't think a mouse or Wiimote substantively changes how the game is played compared to GameCube.
>>12796361The final boss is interesting but otherwise its certainly not a game I play for the combat. Playing on hard literally just makes the game take longer. Meta Ridley is fucking boring and sucks even worse on hard mode.
this game must have been so cool as a kid
should be named metroid scanner because all you do is scan scan scan
Never liked the prime games
>>12796367it reminds me of rainy autumn days at the end of summer
>>12795652>It's a Tuesday evening after school>You just got finished band practice>Mum picks you up from band practice>Takes you to blockbuster to rent something>Huh, Metroid Prime, looks cool I guess>Cashier rings it up, $6.66>It's a cool, crisp, November evening>You have no idea what a ride you, age 13, are in forWe had it so good back then /vr/os...
>>12796243get good
>>12796243You don't have to apologize to me, anon. You owe only yourself an apology
>>12795527my samus what
samus i am
>>12796253I just tried it with Prime 2 and it works fine. Took about 10 minutes to get the controls the way I wanted. Left and right (A & D with WASD) strafe instead of turning like on a controller, so it feels like a regular PC FPS.
>>12795527Oh no, now I gotta pee more often (because women have small bladders and are constantly on the verge of peeing themselves on a daily basis).
>>12796959FREESTYLAROCK THE- ROCK THE- ROCK THE MICROPHONE
>>12798412pumping very hard to this
>>12796243I was like that too.Then i got lazy.Then i got good.Now i play mostly with a controller for the comfy feeling.
>>12796367It's still cool as shit
>>12796243I only play FPS with wiimote and nunchuck
best save station
>>12799608They should have put a fireplace in there to make it nice and cozy after your long winter travels...
>>12797247Her tits are unprotected Huge oversight
Would rather be Master Chief.
>>12799608Best zone in all Prime games.
>>12795527Actually the name of the character is Metroid.
>>12796375Scanning is optional aside from a few terminals. They even color coded the mandatory scans.
>>12799608Agreed. Also the best area in metroid, top tier aesthetics, level design, music, and enemies/bosses
I loved Metroid Prime 1 but i'm not a fan of 2 at allWaiting to regain your health in the dark world is pure cancer, an awfull game design decisionInstead of having 6 new regions you got 3 with a slightly alteration for each of them in the dark world The double world mechanics in general is poorly implemented
>>12800536I thought her name was Samus and her suit was called The Metroid
>>12801332That's a common misconception. The Metroid is the name of the scientist who made the suit. The suit's name is Adam Malkovich.
Metroid is a cool guy that saves his girlfriend Samus from the evil space emperor Ripley.He even lets you see his gf pose sexy when you bet the game fast enough.
>>128013251 and 3 are better but 2 is still good I reckon. Having to stay in the light in the dark world is a bit annoying at the start but after 2 hours or so you have enough energy to not have to worry about it as much, and you get the dark suit pretty early. There's 4 regions, but agon wastes and temple grounds look fairly similar. There's more bosses than in 1 too and they're more complex. It feels like you don't have to switch weapons as much as in 1 too because most regular enemies can be killed with any weapon whereas 1 had those annoying colored enemies.The main problem with 2 for me is the constant going back and forward between light and dark worlds, it starts becoming tedious. For some powerups and stuff you have to go between light/dark world like 4 or 5 times in a row and it just adds to the backtracking, especially when you walk all the way to some location in the light world then realise you need to be there in the dark world and have to walk all the way back again to find a portal.
>>12802031This, Metroid is the orange robot, Samus is his girlfriend.
Metroid is actually just Samus' identification when she rides the metro.
