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>>12797258
>have 1hp
>find a breakable wall
>oh fuck yes wall chicken I'm sav-
>it's a "II" subweapon power up

>>12797258
it was leg of lamb and that was a brick oven

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>>12797297

>>12797297
The heat of the wall cooks the leg.

>>12797258
Oh my science this is WHOLESOME.

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>>12797258
Here's your controller, bro!

>>12797403
This is the controller that Nintendo used while developing Super Mario 64. I'm not kidding.

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after defeating Dracula, Simon Belmont moved to Australia to make cookies

>>12797258
If you ate the meat you didn't beat the game.

>>12797497
your mom definitely beat the game last night, then

>>12797497

Is a item, not a cheat.

>>12797958
>Collecting items
Attempt invalidated, game not beaten.

Well have any of you tried wall chicken before? What if it's good? Could be a hidden gem and we don't know.

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>>12797258
man i don't want no chicken

>>12797529
That doesn't even make sense retard. You're saying his mom didn't eat meat.

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>>12798048
It's a very Christian meal
The brick oven idea is actually pretty solid in terms of cooking. Then just pull out a few bricks to access.

>>12797958
It's the item that beats the game, not you. Congrats to the meat, you on the other hand need to do better.

>>12798246
No. I beat the game, then I beat the meat.
I don't do both at the same time unless I'm looking at Shanoa.

>>12798246
the meat didn't put the final blow to dracula, i did faggot.

castle is full with blood(hearts), weapons and flesh.

meaning

all those heros who tried to conquer the castle have died, lost their shit.

you do not eat chicken

>>12798391
You didn't make it to Dracula without the meat, so pay some respect.

>>12797258
Light up brick wall fire and grill that chicken and bacon.

>>12797258
When grocery prices get too high to eat it's comforting to know we can just go around tearing down walls to survive.

>>12798407
A human is just a chicken without feathers.

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>>12799849
Many would bawk at that assertion.

>>12798095
she's pure and virginal, get the fuck out

I miss old Castlevania.
When was the last time it was represented in media? Smash Bros?

if there's any architect/builderfags here, i wanna hear about the feasibility of having a heating system that goes through the walls with compartments you could just shove chicken inside and get cooked wall chicken on demand

Was Simon actually based on Arnold/Conan?
I've seen artwork that definitely looks like that's the case but wondering if there's ever been confirmation.

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>>12802420
I think Simon is just supposed to be based on the Barbarian archetype in general and Conan especially his adaptations just so happen to be very influential to that archetype I mean he's an old ass character.

>>12802685
Oh yeah and that list isn't mine I just can't be assed to make a collage of different Simons.