>play jrpg
>walk one (1) space
>get into battle
>run away
>walk one (1) space
>get into battle
i don't know what i expected

>Playing RPG
>Walk up to Chocobo
>Press Talk
>*Wark Wark*
>Get new summon

>playing rpg
>turn it off and play something good

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>>12809325
>Why do I always do this?
For Colette's title

>Playing RPG
>Walk up to dog
>Press talk
>She turns into a beautiful purple-haired princess and and joins my party
I'm so happy I always do this.

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>Playing RPG
>Walk up to cat
>Press talk
>he doesn't like me

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>>12809325
>playing JRPG
>open my inventory
>select "use" on the cat
>it just fucking meows
thanks, Koei

>>12809586
Cousins are always the hottest

Same

>>12809325
>Why do I always do this?

Because of Dragon Quest 2, obviously.

>>12809325
dumb dog brain from a dog lover.

>Playing RPG
>Walk up to cat
>press attack
>*REEEEEEEEEEE*
always satisfying

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>Playing Point-and-click
>Walk up to dog
>Press talk
>Turns out my character can speak dog
>Too bad I can't

>>12809325
>walk up to urn
>urn (empty)
>check urn
>it's empty

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>wasting time on 4chan
>make a reply about how you can talk to a goat in Broken Sword 2
>get cursed

>>12809325
>Playing RPG
>Walk up to dog
>Press talk
>"I hear shield enemies can be defeated from behind - I mean"
>*Arf Arf*

>>12809553
That's actually cute

>>12809325
Huh, it do be like that

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>>12809873
Based, came to post this.
It's sad but majority of people who claim to be RPG fans never played one of the most important ones.

>Playing FFX
>Walk up to dog
>Has something wet and slobbery in its mouth
>Valefor learns Energy Blast
>It makes her useful for the entire game

>>12810791
>™
Heh.

>>12809325
>playing BoF2
>talk to cat
>meow
>get locked out of the best town merchant in the game
Just Capcom things.

>>12809325
>Playing RPG
>Walk up to dog
>"You were killed by giant rat A"
Why does this always happen?

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>Playing RPG
>Villain says some bullshit like "son of a submariner" or "you little hoochees"

>>12812742
>Don't get it at the start
>You know have to defeat a Dark Aeon to get to the dog

>>12809325
We need an XXL NPC

>>12812732
You forgot the J