I don't like this game. what am I missing?
eyes and hands
Self confidence
>>12812936Skill or good hand eye coordination. Testosterone too maybe?
taste
>>12812936Give Super Mario World a shot. My personal favorite. I love SMB3, though.
>>12812936Patience.
>>12812937>>12812939>>12812943>>12812945>>12812959>>12812960why are the levels so short? why are there so many gimmicks? why are there so many cheap deaths? why do the mushrooms and 1ups always go the opposite of where you want them to go?
>>12812967forgot: why are the controls so floaty?
>>12812967Because it's a Japanese game and that's how they had fun with Mario in 1988.
>>12812967>why are the levels so short? There's many of them>why are there so many gimmicks? Define "gimmick", any game can be sado to be a "gimmick" if you're pedantic enlugh>why are there so many cheap deaths? Because you play badly>why do the mushrooms and 1ups always go the opposite of where you want them to go?Because you play badly
>>12812936I don't know
>>12812968Define "floaty"
>>12812978I bet he's referring to the inertia inherent to every Mario game except for Mario 2 Mario Madness.
>>12812981Ah, it's you. Not surprising considering it's weekend
>>12812967>why are the levels so short? why are there so many gimmicks?>we want to make a bunch of levels with fun ideasthat the answer you wanted you fucking asshole?
Good? Bad
It mean the cult couldn't brainwash you, congratulations
Stop liking Nintendo!
>>12812968SMB3 controls the same as SMW. In both games you have full horizontal control in the airIt's only in SMB1 where you have less control in the air compared to on the ground
>>12812967how old are you?
Missing? Not being white or Japanese (honorary Whites)
>>12812936Maybe watching The Wizard will help. Got me pretty psyched up to play it in the early 90s.
>>12813109>She doesn't know how popular Mario is in South America
>>12812967>why do the mushrooms and 1ups always go the opposite of where you want them to goonly piece of valid criticism in this b8 and/or zoomie thread. It breaks the core rules of mario: enemies go left, powerups go right (i know this because miyamoto said it in a video once)
>>12813090Too old to be playing Mario, that's for sure, as are you.
>>12812936I'm not sure, but it probably goes back to your upbringing.
Boring and unoriginal thread.
