>Christmas morning>big present under tree>NES deluxe set>note on box>"Santa was going to get you the one that only came with Mario, but he decided you've been extra good this year! :)">bored out of mind with nothing to play but Gyromite and Duck Hunt>bullied at school for not having Super Mario Bros>parents refuse to buy new games until birthday 8 months from now>grow up to go on a shooting spree
>Ask for NES for Christmas. Get a Master System. No refunds.
this board is so fucking shit
>>12840806If you want to get away from the zoomers, you need to focus on the subjects that have zero appeal to them. Games that can only be played through arcade emulation, games that only exist on old computers, stuff that requires more effort to emulate than downloading the emulator and pointing it at the ROM file. If it involves effort or learning about stuff, they lose all interest and stay away.
>>12840793How are you even alive or not in jail if you went on a shooting spree? With your little pink color machine gun, eh?
>>12841668He massacred a flock of ducks.
