when I was a kid, I stuck an atari joystick up my ass
Great! Tell me more! Anything but discussion of video games! We might offend some faggot troon if they see your house in the background!
That's not what atari joysticks are for
>>12843629Was that why your second joystick was always so smelly? You're a sick little fuck Robby, I now understand why Burt and his crew always beat you up.
>>12843663By beat up, you mean they took turns pounding out his bussy until he was more cum than boi, right?
>>12843629I just used a deodorant can. Wildest orgasm I've ever had, and probably ever will. No regrets.
smarter & more mature board than /v/ btw
>>12843723Well duh, they would've just stuffed a PS5 controller up their ass. The uncultured savages.
>>12843629well at least it wasn't the batman or the terminator joystick
>>12843629I read this in Mike Matei's voice.
>>12843629It might be possible to move the joystick inside your ass and press the button with your balls
>>12843629I did the same and actually beat the first level of Pac Man no-hands.
