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Did anyone else check out the original for one last time before the remake comes out? what did you think of the original recently?
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>>12899351
>for one last time
?
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>>12899351
it sux
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>>12899353
Before the remake comes out, and within years everyone is just going to be referencing that version whenever the game is brought up.
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Been playing OoT3D honestly.
But the original (1.0 or 1.1) N64 will always remain the GOAT
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>>12899353
Nobody is gonna play the original after next week. Literally lost to time.
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>>12899363
I liked the 3DS version if only for the 3D effects and the gyro aim
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>>12899351
>remake
Not retro
>>>/v/
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>>12899351
Is this the fourth or fifth OOT remake/re-release?
I'll never understand why people are always excited for them. The game's fun but it's the same game we all own multiple copies of. Why hype up yet another at an even higher price point?
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>>12899531
It's the first remake
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>>12899531
gcn master quest
wii vc
3ds remake
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>>12899363
O.O very cool anon thankie
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>>12899351
I have no intention of playing the remake ever, and my current plan is to go on continuing to pretend that it doesn't exist.
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is bootiful
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>>12899564
Don't you wanna play wet soggy squeegie clay uncanney valley "wooden puppet aesthetic" that no one asked for for no reason Zelda tho anon?
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I just did another OoTxMM randomizer actually. It was hilarious. I couldn’t complete any child dungeons until I found the slingshot in Termina field, then had to do all the adult dungeons in reverse order. And then I couldn’t do MM’s temples until beating OoT because all the songs were in Ganon’s castle. Very fun.

>>12899362
The remake will sell like shit and will always live in the shadow of the N64 original.
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The original will never die
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>>12899606
>The remake will sell like shit
This is cope, soi millennials alone are going to buy millions of copies
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>>12899351
I thought it was gay on release and I still think it's gay now and I'm not going to play it ever again and the remake is also gay and you are gay.
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>>12899845
That's a lot of projection in just a few words
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>>12899835
>millions
Sure, but it won't sell as well as the original or the 3DS remake.
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>>12899876
Delusional retard. It'll out sell both.
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>>12899878
That's not even possible, even assuming you mean each one individually. OoT remake is not going to sell 8 million units (N64 OoT sold 7.6 mil) on a console where only the pack-in title has gone above 5 million.
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>>12899353
once the remake comes out, if you boot the n64 original it will ask to install a mandatory update. yes, on real hardware and emulators and even ship of harkinian.
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>>12899882
Switch 2 already sold 23 million console units before the remake. People who held out on buying a Switch 2 are going to pick it up purely for OoT. You underestimate nostalgia. It'll go down as one of the most sold game on the system. You're a dumb retard.
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>>12899351
aged like milk.
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>>12899931
>People who held out on buying a Switch 2 are going to pick it up purely for OoT.
Lol no they aren't. Nobody, no fucking person on planet Earth, is going to drop $560 minimum to replay a game they already played before.
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>>12899931
3DS shipped about 76 million units and OoT 3D sold about 6 million. OoT on Switch 2 will be lucky if it reaches 2 million.
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>>12899351
Still the best game of all time, except maybe Metroid Prime!
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>>12900062
I bought a Switch 2 to play the Wind Waker, people are going to buy them for OoT for sure.
I mean I would have bought one eventually either way, but I definitely bought it sooner because of this.
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>>12899351
No. I always hated OoT and all subsequent 3d Zelda games. Hated it back when it was released, still hate it now.
The gameplay is terrible, Zelda games shouldn't be 3d.
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>>12899351
Couldn't be that good if it needed remaking.
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>>12899351
unreal 5 demake slop
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>>12900112
I've heard people buying a wii u for the hd windwaker remake
But dropping $600 to play an emulated gamecube game? Are you okay? Who hurt you?
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>>12899351
Wildly overrated. It feels like it barely functions. Mario 64 still has top tier controls even compared to modern games. OoT feels dated. Even the 3DS remaster feels outdated despite all the QoL features they added.
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>>12899907
kek
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>>12899351
Yea I’m up to the shadow temple in a recent playthrough. Guess I just played at the perfect time and age because I love this game. Perma left an imprint and one of the few games I replay every so often.
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>>12900073
Prime 1 is overrated as all fuck.
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>>12900327
That's as far as I made it during my last playthrough back in 2023. It just gets so fucking boring.
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Does anyone else have expectations of this game like, I hope they finally tell us what happens to Navi at the end of Ocarina? People theorize after completing her mission she was going to disappear like a fairy after healing you and she didn't want Link to see it so she just leaves.

On another note Nintendo has a chance to add a character named Kasuto. If you look at Adventure of Link map you can see all the towns are named after characters in Ocarina except the town of Kasuto. Do you think they will "fix" this in the story by adding the missing Kasuto character?
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>>12900072
>OoT 3D sold about 6 million
The difference here is this OoT is a full remake, not a polished port. Everyone who has a Switch 2 is going to buy it.
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The fact that, based on this and other releases, it appears that Nintendo did hire that man, I kind of feel that maybe we should just stop joking about things in general.
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>>12900487
I don't expect too many new additions, I think they are going at the remake from the angle of just making it feel like a real living breathing world now.
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>>12899363
The worst thing to come out of the whole remake discussion is people trying to elevate OOT3D above the original for absolutely no reason. OOT3D is fucking garbage and if the switch remake means no one will ever talk about it again, I'll buy 30 copies.
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>>12900984
Now post the N64 version.
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>>12899365
Sure, broccoli. Now excuse me, I have some randomizers to play.
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>>12899931
>>12900496
>>12900112
>He doesn't know
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>>12901007
That's one fly hairstyle! no cap fr fr straight bussin' on god
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>>12900984
I'll continue to enjoy both :)
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>>12900984
Why is it garbage?
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>>12901228
you can't turn garbage into gold. on the contrary, every time a game gets remade or remastered, it gets even worse.
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>>12901239
That's not what I asked. Why is OoT3D bad?
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>>12900984
What's with the revisionism surrounding OOT3D, everyone loved it, they rushed out and bought 3DS consoles.
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>>12899351
>>12899362
Thank you for reminding that remakefags are retards that like shiny new shit.
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>>12901310
Majority of autists seethe and nitpick over the hit or miss lighting changes and the saturation boost, namely Ganon's last fight. Mods literally fixed all of this btw and restored red blood, plus the N64 PC port exists for all the niggers crying, so there's no excuse to complain anymore.
No one ever talks about the game being slightly dumbed down outside the Water Temple because said autists don't play video games.
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>>12901328
Popular = bad, obscure game for shitty failure system = good
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>>12901328
>What's with the revisionism surrounding OOT3D
I never liked it, but at some point every time I criticized it I got hit with "it's the definitive version" or "it's literally the same game with better graphics." Nintendoyim have always been wrong on this one, and now that a new remake is coming out they're bending over backwards to explain why once piece of dogshit is better than the other.

>>12901228
>>12901310
It's fucking ugly. Highly saturated colors and brightened so you can see it on a shitty handheld screen. Cutscenes are changed and made less cinematic. Half the bullshit people complain about in the new remake (yellow paint in Water Temple, girl designs being censored) was already established in OOT3D.

And lastly, I don't give a fuck about "quality of life" enhancements. If you played Ocarina of Time with Kaebora Gaebora's dialogue looping fixed, King Ruto's shuffling cutscene shortened, and without pausing and unpausing to equip iron boots, etc, you didn't play Ocarina of Time.
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>>12901328
>they rushed out and bought 3DS consoles.
Some schmucks did.
Most people didn't, which is why Ninty had to severely slash the price to try and shift some units, and made the ambassador program to placate those early adopters.
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>>12902335
>I never liked it
Everyone else bought and played it, so idk what to tell you chief.
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If you didn't play and beat this game on a real N64 back in 98/99... You plain weren't there, and shouldn't be in this thread squabbling. (You) know who (You) are.
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>>12902335
>It's fucking ugly
I'm glad I'm not the only one to think so. The original game's artists went for a "realistic" look, or as realistic as could be done on a N64, and the 3DS remake just shat all over that by turning it into a colorful Disney cartoon.
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>>12902451
I bet psychologists could win the nobel prize for explaining why those who played Ocarina of Time around launch day have enshrined the game in a time capsule for all eternity.
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>Develop five Zelda games
>They're the definitive five worst games in the franchise
Ocarina of Time 3D
Majora's Mask 3D
Tri Force Heroes
Link's Awakening Switch
Echoes of Wisdom

Fuck Grezzo. Basically the MercuryStream of Zelda.
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>>12899351
Which remake? Master quest gamecube or 3ds?
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>>12899351
Only played through the original once back in the 2000s, I replayed it again before the gameplay reveal of the remake so I could have one last untainted experience and it's still magical.
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>>12902939
I enjoyed both LA and EoW desu. I’m a sucker for that 'toy box' art style.
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>>12903113
Those aren’t remakes.
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>>12902335
>Half the bullshit people complain about in the new remake (yellow paint in Water Temple, girl designs being censored) was already established in OOT3D
>Retarded tranny misses the point with added lies
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>>12899351
OoT was way ahead of its time and holds up just as well today
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>>12902454
>and the 3DS remake just shat all over that by turning it into a colorful Disney cartoon.
Ah yes. OoT was never meant to be colorful.
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>>12902454
This is the biggest lie commonly told by OoT fans. Look at this fucking thing. In what way was that design ever supposed to be ‘realistic'?
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>>12905773
Oh dear God thank you.

I'm so sick of grifters going out of their way to come up with stupid reasons to shit on it and think of themselves as being better because of that. I have no issue with people who just didn't gel with the game and are just honest about that, or even just think it could be better than it is, but Ocarina is just absolutely deserving of its accolades and is just so well built and advanced for what platform it was on it's insane.
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>>12902335
>I got hit with "it's the definitive version"
It literally is, for five more days.
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>>12899351
I haven't played it since I was a young child, and when I did it was my favorite game of all time and was like my entire formative gaming memories.

It will be kinda sad to play it now and overwrite all those memories with that of a more cynical, disillusioned adult that has already played hundreds of games that came after.
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>>12905852
>It will be kinda sad to play it now and overwrite all those memories
I actually did this recently, and my experience was delightfully mixed.

The weaker parts of the game very much suffer from you already knowing what to expect and being able to get through them in easy, formulaic ways. However, in spite of this, the strong parts and aspects of the game remain every bit as great as the original experience, often to a surprising degree of fidelity, and, on top of this, certain parts of the game actually ended up being more impactful because I happened to recall just enough to understand what was possible, but didn't have an exhaustive memory of the game, and hence got the satisfaction of realizing just how much was now opening up to me while not being sure enough of everything to just see it as a checklist of things to do, in ways I didn't the first time.

There is absolutely nothing that came after that hits the same highs that this does. Anyone telling you "hey, yeah, you may have actually loved OoT as kid kid, but didn't you know know that x has surpassed it and did all this stuff better" has no soul and I can almost guarantee never really got it in the first place. There is just so much incredible nuance to how everything is thoughtfully composed and comes together, and this is something that can affect you regardless of age.
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>>12905873
>The weaker parts of the game very much suffer from you already knowing what to expect
Speaking of this. I've been playing recently and I'm currently in the Shadow Temple. Now of course I remember roughly the order in which you tackle the dungeons so I knew I had to get the Lens of Truth (in the past) before going into the Shadow Temple but is there any NPC which specifically tells you to go back in time? Navi pesters you to "check out the well" but I don't think any NPC gives you direct instruction to go back in time, which I think is kind of a weak point in the game where you can get stuck.
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>>12906134
>Grrrrrrrrr! I'll never forget what happened on that day seven years ago! Grrrrrrrrr! It's all that ocarina kid's fault! Next time he comes around here, I'm gonna mess him up!
>What?! You've got an ocarina! What the heck! That reminds me of that time seven years ago! Back then a mean kid came here and played a strange song. It messed up this windmill!
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>>12899876
>o-o-okay it's gonna sell but not as much as the original!
lmao
already backpedaling
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>>12906134
>But there are still other Sages
who need your help.
In order to awaken all the other
Sages, you must become even
more powerful.
You must travel over
mountains...
under water...
and even through time...
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>>12899351
3DS version mogged the original years ago. Now the original is about to get GIGAMOGGED so hard it turns to dust.
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>>12906219
Being outsold by both the original and the 3DS remake is indeed selling like shit, anon
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>>12902451
this
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>>12906134
The puzzle you have to solve to access the well is strange, as what you do makes no sense and doesn't follow how time travel otherwise works in the game. There are many points you could get stuck, but part of the charm of it is how much emphasis there is on having you explore and figure out what to do yourself.

>I knew I had to get the Lens of Truth (in the past) before going into the Shadow Temple
Technically you don't. In fact, not only can you fairly easily obtain the Hover Boots stumbling around the starting section without it, but you can skip going into the well entirely if you know how to deal with the fake/invisible objects.
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>>12905793
Jesus christ, put down the glaze. It was a great game THIRTY YEARS AGO. It's not THAT GOOD - NOW. It will be ok, just accept it dude.
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>>12906452
The game's fine. You need to calm the FUCK. DOWN.
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I don't play remakes.
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>>12906227
>I am sheik
>survivor of the sheik
They couldn't come up with a better name?
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>>12906452
What happened to your copy of the game over the last thirty years? Did you run it through the wash or something?
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>>12906652
Yeah the game is washed out for sure, very archaic.
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I just can't go back after Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword, the best games in the series. I hope they get away from their breath of the wild shit.
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>>12906679
>Skyward Sword
Weakest of bait. Nobody would unironically consider SS to be even a good entry in the series let alone one of the best.
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>>12906681
I loved being able to control the sword, and I like the aethstetic where all the magic stuff was clearly technology.
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>>12906452
You should try not posting anymore.
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>>12907082
True, you should keep posting though with twice the fervor
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i play oot every night in my brain and headspace when meditating for sleep
jk but i used to
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>>12899362
No one talks about OoT3D except to shit on the cutscene direction. It'll be the same as this, only with more to shit on.
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video games are not art.
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>>12907921
Time to go outside, anon
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>>12907958
It's time for your punchgavya, shill.
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>>12899353
fed my cart into a woodchipper since i wont need it anymore
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>>12900984
oot3d malon is extremely cute, your opinion is retarded
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>>12905772
?
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>>12908071
Wizard 101 design
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>>12906681
SS was one of my favorite Zeldas when it came out. I dunno how I'll find it now if I play it now
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>>12908836
You're just being a pedantic retard missing the point. 3D's dumbing down is negligible and significantly less damning than what they're doing with demake. If you can't see that then you're a retarded nigger (literal). There's no """censorship""" of the females in 3Ds either.
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>>12909848
>3D's dumbing down is negligible and significantly less damning
But you still admit it's there? So remaking the game and dumbing it down for babies is okay in your eyes as long as it's not TOO much? Maybe you're just a faggot zoomer who thinks the N64 version is too cryptic?
I'm an Ocarina of Time purist. I'm not whatever the fuck you faggots are.

>There's no """censorship""" of the females in 3Ds either.
Remember this post in 3 days when Ruto's adult design is revealed and everyone complains about how Ruto's tits are covered up. That's been the "definitive" design for 13 years now.
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>>12899358
enough about u
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>>12909879
>remaking the game and dumbing it down for babies
oot was always a piss easy game for babies. dont kid yourself. changing a couple of piss easy things to be a different kind of piss easy doesnt actually mean anything. you're just crying because you're mentally ill.
>Ruto's tits are covered up
there were never tits to cover. its just shapes and color gradient. you can paint a dolphin any way you like, it doesnt mean that the dolphin suddenly has "censored tits". its a fleshy design to be reminiscent of clothes. how retarded are you to think that the zora arent naked?
>I'm an Ocarina of Time purist
cultist*.
ftfy
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>>12909879
Why is it you difficulty fags reach around for any little piddly thing you can grasp hold of to confirm to your bias? don't you have a social life at all?
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>>12909879
>But you still admit it's there?
Correct.
>So remaking the game and dumbing it down for babies is okay in your eyes as long as it's not TOO much?
Not what I said. I said it was "negligible".
That doesn't mean I like it or think it's ok. Your entire point is that "lol why are you crying it was already dumbed down in the past??" which is missing the point about why people hate the demake. Again: If you can't see that, than you're literally nigger brained.

>>There's no """censorship""" of the females in 3Ds either.
>Remember this post in 3 days when Ruto's adult design is revealed and everyone complains about how Ruto's tits are covered up. That's been the "definitive" design for 13 years now.
So you admit you just made shit up about the 3DS censoring the waifus >>12902335 and have no real point and are in fact the the projecting Zoomer that you think I am.
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>>12909915
>changing a couple of piss easy things to be a different kind of piss easy doesnt actually mean anything
Complacency cucks should be hanged. Your mindset's partly why vidya caters to the lowest common denominator and starts infecting other franchises to appeal to them.
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>>12909915
>>12909931
Yes, OOT is a piss easy game. You could even say it's the worst game ever made, being the progenitor of "yellow paint" ultra casual-friendly game design. It's just a monumental piece in the history of gaming.
So why whine about little nitpicks like the pause menu and the graphics? Why suddenly act like this remake for a handheld system made by a shitty third party developer is comparable to one of the most important games ever made? It shouldn't even fucking exist. I don't understand how anyone can whine about the switch remake while worshipping this Grezzo turd.

>>12909942
People hate the new remake because they're reactionary and it looks like ugly Grok garbage. The hate clearly doesn't have anything to do with "the legacy of OOT" or "ruining the original" or anything because if you make arguments like that about OOT3D they instantly turn into millennial nostalgiababy faggots.
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>>12910049
blah blah, social life? do you have it?
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>>12910049
Nigger.
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>>12910103
I have in fact had sex in the last 30 days.

>>12910248
Faggot.
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>I have in fact had sex in the last 30 days.
Your disabled mom doesn't count.
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What fuckass dungeon order should I try in the remake to see if it's still possible, not counting ones that involve leaving levels early? I don't anticipate much is different other than shit to make the game more accessible/easier and possibly ways to prohibit the above, so I want to try.
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Here's my impression of /vr/:

piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit piss easy dogshit
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>>12910483
Piss easy dogshit baby game
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OOT is a fun game
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>>12902335
Well then fix it https://gamebanana.com/mods/734753
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>>12910594
If only there was a different version of this game that was released on N64 and we didn't have to do all this
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>>12910607
Even when you finally get what you want you STILL act like a faggot. Stop crying, nigga.
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>>12910690
I got what I wanted in 1998. If you respect remakes you need to kill yourself now.
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>>12899351
>>12899353
The original is the definitive and best official version.
I just wish someone would do the thing the "Render64" team is doing for Super Mario 64 and make a high poly version of OoT that is 100% accurate to all the bad ass artwork
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>>12910871
Always thought this was a nice doom tribute, and that probably won't happen because it would take actual talent.
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>>12910705
The 3DS version is the definitive way to play for the normalfags who hate the dated look of the OG and it's a serviceable enough remaster and now mods make it even better. Get over yourself. You're nitpicking's irrelevant.
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>>12909879
>>12909915
When I played OOT at 12 years old and I saw adult Ruto my tiny penis got rock hard. If you never experienced this, you did NOT play the game properly!
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>>12910886
My bad, it's called "Render96", but you knew what I mean.
Either way, that is the only way I think OoT needs to be "remade" in any capacity... the 3DS version lightened everything up too much and made what was meant to be both a visually and thematically "dark" toned game painfully too bright when you become adult Link.
>>12910894
Also, Navi's wings are backwards and retarded looking in the 3DS version. They at least fixed this issue with the fairy wings in Majora's Mask 3D, but as we all know, that version of the game has a multitude of fuckery going on otherwise and therefore also sucks
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>>12910897
sorry, i actually went to the beach and swimming pool, so i saw girls in bikinis and bathing suits all the time. also i would sneak looks at my dad's playboy magazines that he kept under his bed. low-poly fish tits werent very exciting to me.
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>>12899351
Went back and finished my master's quest run on my gamecube hooked up to a CRT.

I am very curious about the remake. Going to play through it and try and think about what kind of design decisions were made that contrast with the original. Then I'll write up my thoughts and send to my friend after we both have saved Hyrule.

Not many games are worth ruminating about, but the 3D Zelda series certainly is.
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>>12910997
>I've been a creepy voyeuristic porn addict since a very young age
Are we supposed to be impressed by this?
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>>12911638
bro thats just normal
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>>12899351
I was playing it on my N64 via a CRT hooked up with composite (as God intended) just last night. It holds up perfectly well and looks better than any of the horrible HD texture packs. I shall judge the remake once it's up and running on Eglantine.
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>>12911643
It's not.
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>>12899351
Im never playing that anti-soul demake TRASH. Fuck Nintendo. Even RE4 remake had several new gameplay mechanics and mixed up levels. This remake is literally just a fucking cashgrab and they made the game easier than it already was.
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>>12910897
Wanting to fuck fish is weird and not normal, anon. It might not be so telling if you had mentioned the other zelda girls (like Malon's malons), but you focused on the cold slimy nasty fish.
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Have you ever noticed the shittiest fanbases ie. Nintendo, anime games, deltarune, etc. Can only talk about sex and their coomer shit instead of actual discussion about games? You freaks are pests. I wish more people kept their retarded fetishes to themselves.
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Good games bad, shitty niche games on failed systems good
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>>12909879
>Remember this post in 3 days when Ruto's adult design is revealed and everyone complains about how Ruto's tits are covered up.
You lost.
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>>12911638
its "voyeuristic porn addiction" to see actual women in real life in natural settings like the beach now. lmao
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>>12911675
>instead of actual discussion about games
and then when they try to talk about the game, its just empty glazing with buzzwords, completely devoid of critical thought. and then they show you a clip of the dullest shit imaginable.
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I played it in '98-99. I was obsessed with it at the time, it felt like a great discovery could be around every corner.
I replayed it in '09. Decent nostalgia hit, played it better since I knew things.
I've tried replaying it several times since and I get tired of it after 2-5 hours. In those years I've beaten FF7 10+ times, and I didn't even play that as a kid. OoT lacks replayability to me and I want nothing to do with the hideous (and probably voice acted) remake.
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>>12911812
No, him being a voyeur and being a porn addict are two separate things.
He's voyeuristic because he creeped on women at the beach.
He's a porn addict because he routinely looked through his (also porn addicted) dad's porn magazines.
So, then, I called him a voyeuristic porn addict to cover both of those topics in a single insult.
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>>12911669
Adulthood is realizing Link could do worse than Ruto.
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>>12911849
>creeped on
looking at people around you is "creeping on" now? lmao

god forbid somebody uses their eyes and recognizes/appreciates the beauty of the world around them. oh no, they might have "impure" thoughts! better call anon, the thought police!
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>>12911743
how can I get some of that sweet n sour fish pussy?
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>>12911849
>sneaking a peek at a playboy (extremely tame and softcore) occasionally makes you a porn addict
right and having a beer with dinner makes you an alcoholic
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>>12899351
babby gayme
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>>12911638
>>12911849
you sound like the kind of autist that doesnt understand why other people arent as interested in street signs and public transportation as you are.
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>>12911927
Troon hands typed this post.
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>>12911743
I actually like her remake design here more than OOT3D and Hyrule Warriors, am I weird?
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Now that the remake got a higher score than the original, what will old fags say next?
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>>12914807
every Marvel movie gets 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.
a Zelda game can have shit voice acting, a nonsense story, framerate issues, whatever: it'll get a 10/10.
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>>12914807
The most based (and correct) take is that the remake sucks, not for what it changed from the original, but for the inherent dated-ness of the original.
Why should a Zelda game in 2026 have no warp points, just a tiny empty "open world" you have to run around in? Why no interestingly themed dungeons like Ancient Cistern or Snowpeak Ruins? And the story is pretty bare bones... Ocarina was ground-breaking in 1998., now it's just broken ground. When you update the game with new graphics it just reveals how dated it really is.
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>>12914870
correct. oot aged like milk and it isnt a very good game, let alone one that holds up well.
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>>12899351
no. lttp is the only good zelda
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>>12911743
Both young and adult Ruto look even more naked in the remake than they do in any other version lol
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>>12899362
>>12899606
>>12899835
>>12899876
These posts didnt age well
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>>12915589
How did it sell?
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>>12914870
You're wrong and dumb, never could you be based.
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>>12914807
It didn’t
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>>12916025
96 with 84 reviewers
vs
99 with 22 reviewers

Remake has a higher average, you lost.
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>>12916169
96 is higher than 99?



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