Tenchu taught me that Japanese people willingly eat strange rice balls that they discover in the street. Is this a cultural thing? Do they really just eat rice balls they stumble across?
>>12912843There are benefits to living in a low crime society. One of them is the relative safety of eating floor rice.
Doom taught me that Americans can just binge a bunch of blue vials of god knows what from the ground somewhere and heal up. Is this a cultural thing? Do Americans really just run over a vial of glowing blue liquid and immediately drink it?
>>12912850But the rice balls in the game were poisonous.
What is OP trying to achieve with him pretending to be a retard?
Final Fight taught me that American people willingly eat strange chicken that they discover in the street. Is this a cultural thing? Do they really just eat chicken they stumble across?
>>12912905They're not pretending. They're just retarded.
>>12912912It's just a video game they don't actually eat food off the floor like Japanese people.
>>12912843The Japanese is a metaphor for your mom and rice balls is a metaphor for BBC
>>12912912That chicken is clearly on a plate, sir.
>>12912961The plate means shit when is outside exposed to the elements, not to mention is literally a few feet from a public toilet.
>>12912963It's quite obvious that civilized gentleman set his dinner down before engaging in fistie-cuffs.
>>12912963Americans flush their toilets so it's okay. Japanese people poop in pits outside so they can reuse it as fertilizer, the poop is never flushed so the smell lingers and gets on everything within 100 yards. And their walls are made of paper so the odor seeps indoors
I learn about american culture through GTA
>>12912912Yes, it's delicious. I've also found it when I visited some castles in Transylvania.
>>12912874It's just gatorade, relax
>>12912843the shogunate pays you in koku of rice. finding some already cooked rice is like finding money. you eat the floor rice and now you dont have to cook some of your own rice. your savings have increased.
>>12912912No, Final Fight is simply a Japanese videogame where the Japanese developers have inserted their own eating food from the floor proclivity, among other social deviances.In America they they don't eat chicken off the floor. They wash them in their kitchen sinks, and then over-season and devour it like an animal.
>>12913169This makes the most sense. Americans don't eat food off the floor, but the Japanese tried making an American theme game but didn't realize Americans don't actually eat food off the floor like they do. They probably thought the word "sexy" translated to shitter too.
>>12912874PEPSIMAN
/vr/ taught me that humanity is beyond salvation
>>12912874Doom takes place on Mars retard.
>>12913364American game, American protag
>>12912874What do unpatriotic foreigners do when they find blue vials?
>>12913369Set on Mars. It follows Mars customs. Which you know nothing about. Double retard.
Its gonna be a long night...Master sure loves his money....
>>12912874Yes, it is called "crystal meth"
>>12913401Japs only dream of having that sweet blue magic.
>>12912874Yes, a single American can defeat the armies of hell, I'm glad you noticed
>>12912843Yes. You can also get chased by a Japanese security guard for over 120 seconds and have him witness you roll into a bush and he'll start shouting>WHERE ARE YOU!?>SHOW YOURSELF
>>12912874I always wanted to know what health bonuses taste likeSame with the potions from Diablo
>>12914094It'd either be kool-aid like or tomato juice.
>>12912843ancient nippon is pooru and would eat anything that isn't totally rotten. they rotten basedabeans/miso though.
>>12912912Does street chicken taste better or worse than wall chicken?
>>12914450I prefer wall chicken because the walls keep the steam in and steam makes chicken moist.
>>12912843I remember playing this game, accidentally threw a rice ball down a pit in a level and was kind of upset thinking I wasted it. Only until the guard looked down the pit and jumped in after it.
