This will sell our console and beat Nintendo once and for all.
>>12921749The 64-bit Saturn...
>>12921749This but unironically
>>12921749>We are from France!
>>12921749Funny
What is that even meant to be? How does this promote the product??
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>>12921749It worked in Japan and that (largely insignificant) fact singlehandedly keeps half of /vr/'s current userbase from roping itself.
>>12924526Yeah but they had Segata Sanshiro selling it over there.
>>12924487I think its meant to imply that the SEGA Saturn is Alien technology, its so advanced
>>12921749>This will sell our console and beat Nintendo once and for all.Funny you say that about a Japanese ad whenA) The Saturn sold more than the N64 in JapanB) The Saturn and the N64 targetted completed different audiances and were only 'alive', or relevant, together during 2 yearsIt's like you don't even know the basics
>>12924494a coneheads game wouldve saved the saturn
>>12921749>This will sell our console and beat Nintendo once and for all.The Saturn DID beat Nintendo.
>>12921749Problem, bluntskull?
>>12924995No it didn’t.
This will sell our console. Unironically.
>>12925151What is that Parasite Eve screenshot? I don't recognize that from anywhere in the game.
>>12925172That's because the whole ad is AI generated.
>>12925172It's Parasite Eve how you remember it, not how it was.
>>12921749>actually fucking does and makes nintendo seethe forever permanentlyHoly based.
Not going to lie, This worked on 11 year old me but my dad with more wisdom and the money said no.
CLEARLY THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN VALUE WISDOM MUCH MORE THAN SEX.
>>12921749I like this
>>12921749I mean they could have, if the Playstation never happened.
>Cheating at Virtua Fighter?>You will NARFLE THE GARTHOK!
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>>12925212I miss how video game marketing used to be, the world gay and run by annoying women nowadays,
>>12921749Did Japan even watch Coneheads?
>>12925827That's right, Mike.Stay seething
>>12925867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJUNRqJ4j4Virtua Fighter cheaters behave like a flarndip. They would ruin your morning mass consumption of quantities if you let them.
>>12921749I look like this and do this
>>12928226>5 second intro>15 second outroCongrats this is anal cancer
