look kids, it's Ostro!

I was scared of Birdo as a kid

>>12925325
>>12925393
>キャサリン (Catherine)

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>>12925325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

>>12925324
Oh man look at that nasty mouth haha wouldn't it be gross if like it tried to suck your dick with it haha like wouldn't that suck haha

What I don't like is how they made him/her/it have a permanently horizontally open mouth when in SMB2 you could clearly see it's just a small snout that droops down until it's time to spit an egg.

>>12925426
It would be extremely painful

More liek TURDo

>>12925324

First trap in mario bros games.

Someone at NOA actually believed you could produce a successful cartoon show based on this character design instead of sticking to the Japanese canon.

>>12925324
Great porn though.

>>12925460
For you

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>>12925426
>>12925998
I could never, EVER be horny enough to find birdo attractive. I don't know how you fuckers do it

>>12926152
Well first of all you would have to be gay because Birdo is a guy

>>12926152
It's called not being a zoomfa

>>12926152
skill issue

>>12925324
>キャサリン
What was the bio in moon? Still a guy pretending to be a girl or was it added for the US as a joke?

>>12926856
i'm a zoomer because i don't wanna put my dick in a male dinosaur?

>>12925324
THIS IS OFFENSIVELY ANTI-TRANS HOW DARE YOU

remember when gays and transvestites were funny? because come on how mentally deranged one would have to be to become one?

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>>12927093
This doesn't look male, besides, imagine the suc

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>>12927291
i dunno man...

>>12927297
If that were true you wouldn't hear her say BIRDO in any game where you can select her

>>12927301
you can't exactly make tranny jokes anymore

>>12927297
what about the green or red one?

Birdo doesn't look even remotely birdlike
It looks like the baby from Eraserhead with its mouth closed

>>12927306
It's not 2022 anymore

>>12925998

birdo its a trap

>>12927297
If this creature is producing eggs then it's biologically female. Same with all yoshis.

>>12927883
He follows female birds into the bathroom and steals their eggs.

I AM A MOTHERFUCKIN BIRDO LOOK AT MY FACE
I SPIT EGGS MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT INTO YOUR FACE
I'M SO HARDCORE I RHYMED FACE WITH FACE
I RHYMED FACE FOUR TIMES NOW GET OUTTA MY FACE
AM I AN OSTRO OR BIRDO? NOBODY KNOWS
I EAT ORBS FOR BREAKFAST, NO MILK MOFO
THE INSIDE OF ME GLOWS, YOU SUCK AND I BLOW
DON'T THROW THOSE BACK, I'LL SHOOT FIRE UP YOUR NOSE

How the fuck you gonna try and burn my 'stache, paisano?
You tryna make me look like John Leguizamo?
Have some unfertilized dinosaur hoe, take that shit Hermaphrosaurus Rex! DO THE MARIO
SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
OH wait, you can't, that's right!
You red-bowed weirdo, boy birds don't lay eggs
I say as I throw the last one in your FACE

>>12927306
She already says Birdo since Toadstool Tour (2002), it is kind of weird that they did joke about Birdo on a official Nintendo JP website of Double Kart where they indirectly call Yoshi gay for being partners with Birdo

I remember this flash vid where Mario comes across Birdo, he keeps changing into powerups and she keeps making innuendos like "hammer me big boy" the. The screen fades to black and Mario says "that's was some good naked tennis" I can't for the live of me remember what the name was of the vid, it was on Newgrounds

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>Imagine

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