What is it outlander. Make it quick.
Any news from the other boards?
I'M GOING TO SAY THE S-WORD
>>3885760all redguards must hang
NO
>>3885760>Have Khajiit wife>Ready to have children>Wrong moon phase>wife births a fucking house cat
>>3885805Be honest, anon. Be honest. Are you upset because you can't fuck your child?
>>3885760N
>>3885810That is our culture, friend. Does your race not engage in incest as well?
>>3885760the alessian order was founded by a whore prove me wrong
>>3885760Hlaalu guards came into my house to fine me for writing about outlanders again
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I had to call into work today. Took an arrow to me knee, y'see.
Have you heard the news? They say it's going to be in Hammerfell.
>>3885760I AM HIGH AS A ROCKHEHEHEHEHE
Anyone wanna buy some Skooma?
>>3886076That doesn't sound legal..
GAS THE ELVESRACE WAR NOW
I look aldmeris as fuckAuridon alinor ancestry
>>3885805>Khajiit wifeKhajiit cannot be married as marriage is between two people and last I checked Khajiit are not people but rather property.
>>3886080>legalThere is a loophole. Simply drink the skooma the moment you purchase it. That way guards never catch you carrying it
>>3885760>just rp with me bro>It won't be gay at all
>>3886597Let me give you some friendly advice. OP is crazy. Maybe harmless crazy, maybe not. Don't get involved with him. If he asks you to do anything... strange... you come see me first, got it? Or any of the board's anons. Let us handle it.
>>3886597>see roleplaying thread on the roleplaying video games board>immediately think of homosthis can't be good for you
ARGONIAN LIVES MATTERWE DEMAND REPERATIONS
>>3886643Nobody is saying Argonians don't matter. The question is how much do lizards matter?
Saw an Imperial in the mead hall today and he asks me "can a Nord borrow a sweetroll?" and my first thought wasn't by the Nine he said the word the N word it was now how is a Nord gonna borrow a Sweetroll? Nord are you gonna give it back?
Bosmer; do we need 'em?
>>3887032"Need" is a strong word..
>>3885827>>3885937>>3885938>>3885940>>3885944We did it Black Horse Courier’s Public Posting Boards!
8, not 9
Fucks-Many-Bitches here. Just beheaded a dungmer. Horny as fuck.
>>3887930By the nines! Assault! ASSAULT!