>you have to walk up to every corpse and press "delete corpse" in a menu, otherwise the game shits itself, because the devs couldn't figure out how to despawn entities>this is shilled as some kind of classicHas there ever been a bigger LARP in gaming culture?
Did you play on X-Box like a retard or something? At no point has one ever been required to remove corpses, even in 2002. The game ran like shit at the time because of its janky unoptimized engine, not because of corpses.
>>4022444what?corpses disappear after 3 days in any dungeon broonly overworld and non-dungeon interiors don't disappear, are you going around fucking killing everything?
It's now proven you can post the silliest bait, and get someone arguing
>>4022457>>4022448>>4022460Corpses outside of interor locations (most of the game) don't dissapear, on modern machines this shouldn't cause an issue but on 2002 era rigs this did absolutely cause problems, because every corpse increases your savegame filesize, and for some reason that causes crashes and other issueshere's some 2000s gamefaqs threads proving this was a problem back thenhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/915084-the-elder-scrolls-iii-morrowind-game-of-the-year-edition/42127430https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/915084-the-elder-scrolls-iii-morrowind-game-of-the-year-edition/43220296
>>4022461also, uesp says filesize of the save file does impact performance
>>4022448>game becomes literally unplayable on the system it was made for>hurr durr should've travelled back in time with a 2026 gaming PC, this is a flawless masterpieceOP is right, anyone who played the game back then knows that you literally HAD to routinely delete corpses otherwise the game would start chugging and crashing
>>4022461>but on 2002 era rigs this did absolutely cause problemsFalse. I played the game in 2002 extensively and I have literally never heard of a single problem having this problem.>here's some 2000s gamefaqs threads proving this was a problem back thenXbox links. I am assuming that you’re just baiting, and not actually (this) retarded.
>>4022467the xbox was more powerful than the average pc at the time
No more (you)s for that level of effort. Take some pride in your trolling.
>>4022468you think the turbonerds who played elder scrolls games back then were settling for the average PC?
>>4022464>Es wus mode for xbawx!>Ui was clearly made for a kekboard and mickeyGeG. Even shitty chinkoid phones can play morroshit no problem. I'm gonna SPERM that cat. Fuckin stank ass white pussy
>>4022468any time this gets posted it should be required that you include a photo of your drivers license. There is no way this sentiment gets spread by anyone besides larpers.
>>4022468
>"Kill all telvanni councilors and i will give you a kiss outlander"wyd?
>>4023115>go to balmora>every quest giver is a girl bosswoke game
>>4023142And thats a good thing
>>4022464Why the fuck would you leave corpses laying around anyway, it's fucking tacky, and they give you a literal dispose of evidence button.
Whatever, Morrowind thread.I had completely underestimated the Serpent birthsign. Sure it's not optimal but it's very good especially at very low levels. I had fun assassinating some foes beyond my means with it.>Enter empty side room and drink a Mark potion>Leave the room and cast Lock on it for 1 Magicka point>Get up to the target and cast Star-Curse>Drink a Recall potion to teleport inside the locked room>Enemy slowly dies banging at a door he cannot openThis game is alright.
>>4027950>90 damage over a half-minutec'mon dude
>>4028256Half an ordinator's healthbar for 5 points/100% chance isn't absolutely the worst thing. You can also cast it multiple times for different enemies and it only re-news your self damage so the side-effects are easily countered.It's not the best shit ever but it's not as worthless as I had thought.
>>4027950I got that shit for my birthday when I was like 6 years old and played it to death, and this is a zoomer (i was poor as a kid) How do you retards actually justify talking about this game like this? It is so fucking easy it's not even worth strategizing or optimizing anything. I dont mean that in a bad way but wtf? Are we actually gonna discuss which cheat code starsign power is the best in 2026
>>4028266This isn't a game where I put coins to try to beat it zoomer. You can make up your own rules and have fun doing things the hard way if you find it more enjoyable. If you think the point is to beat it you are mentally challenged.
>>4028264me, buying a ring of toxic cloud with 10% of the cost of the limeware platter at level 2:
>>4027950thats a very complicated way of just pointing at someone and bashing their skull in
>>4028268This is my point exactly you fucking autist. You are discussing the merits and downsides of powers in a game that is so fucking easy to break you constantly have to be trying not to break it lol i found the blade of white woe as a literal 8 year old
>It's easier to do it this wayMight as well buy some scrolls and nuke everything. You are missing the point.
>>4028273that sounds more interesting than the typical play, some kind of librarian nerd
>>4028275Nah apparently nothing is interesting. Always and without fail just do the needful and steal the alchemy gear from Caldera, fortify intelligence potions and redeem them to achieve godhood.
>>4028278just giving you a hard time. I don't try to walk uphill both ways but I don't do the same broken shit every playthrough either. I'm playing TR right now and I'm still using a silver sword at level 5 because nothing else has thrown itself down in front of me as I wander around the TR content doing quests and I'm not using bound weapons.
>>4028334*but I did pick steed because c'mon
>>4028336Steed is QoL. I'm a fan of sabers for swords since they are light and pretty fast.
>>4028273Are you retarded? My point is that you can play this game without even reading what stats do and be completely fine. You are actually weighing the value of the literal cheat code star powers as though it matters in a game that is 25 years old
>>4028352And my point is that your point is completely irrelevant.
>>4028357You are trying to defend your autistic loser pointless imageboard conversation about power ups in a 25 year old game that has been played to death based on the auspice that youre some kind of sovl enjoying challenge master. Morrowind is a game for children
>>4028365>imaginary scenarioLook retard. I really don't care about your opinion on the matter if you're going to be that much out of base.
>>4028373You went into a retarded bait thread trying to mock a 25 year old shitty game and tried to turn it into your larp session where you brag about using powers besides the lady like anybody gives a fuck besides other retards that played their first computer rpg at age 20. This is not imaginary, you have been doing it even after i left the thread
>>4028380I really don't care about how you lost your father because of Morrowind and your tragic backstory that explains your autistic hateboner for it.
>>4028385I went back and looked and indeed you ended your gay op with "This game is alright." so you are indeed probably a 19 year old retard who got a gaming pc for his 17th birthday and just discovered morrowind last week
>>4028388Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>4028394From the sounds of it the whir of a computer fan is all you need to fall asleep. Tell me more about "the point" as you elaborated here though LOL>>4028273Is it walking around and autistically fantasizing about your guy like drinking flin with the local blue people?
>>4028380>even after i left the threadIs you leaving the thread in this thread with us right now, anon?
>>4028426Are you another arrested development manchild using 4chan in jokes incorrectly to feel less like a stupid zoomerTell us about how you make your guy stand in the south wall cornerclub and click a skooma in your inventory every once in a while to immerse yourself in the sovl
>>4028442nta shut up cunt
>>4022817>>4022846>>4022972That post is objectively correct? The Xbox came out in 2001, why would they release a console that was worse than the average PC at the time? Even if what you're implying is true and this wasn't a problem on the best gaming rigs of the era, it'd still be a problem for the majority of players.
>>4022817>turbonerds who played elder scrolls games back thenit was a mainstream release for normies, next you'll tell me about the "turbonerds who played skyrim in 2011">>4022972>>40228462 seconds in google>>4022828>it works in 2026 therefore it worked in 2002actual retard
>>4028454You must be roleplaying as a nord barbarian! Let's hop on Morrowind MP and stand around outside naked and drink mead eh??! We are better than fvcking normie idiots
>>4028458>>4028470I know you retards are baiting, but for the benefit of some hapless zoomer reading the thread and doesn’t know better:Because the Xbox was sold at a loss for $300 (the hardware probably cost Microsoft 400-500) and a good gaming PC then was about $2,000, you dumb dumbs. Consoles have always been significantly cheaper (and thus more widespread), they have never been “as good or better”
>>4028488shut up cunt
>>4028533That's what it says when you click Admire on you and it fails desu
>>4022444You're nothing but a common homosexual, OP.
>>4028495I know you're not baiting, you're actually retarded.Please explain what you think is the causal relationship between being sold at a loss and hardware quality. HINT: in a free market economy, anything can be sold for any price
>>4028551how many times do you need to be told to shut up cunt
>>4027950>>4028266Weird crash out
>>4028556A $400 computer is shittier than a $2000 computer. Hope this helps. Not sure what you get out of “pretending” to be a moron on the Internet.
>>4028567It's becoming redditor at this point to continually repeat yourself, im afraid to tell you
Morrowind is peak
>>4028599>A $400 computer is shittier than a $2000 computer.1) Do you understand what "sold at a loss" means?2) The claim wasn't "you couldn't get a computer better than the xbox in 2002" it was "the xbox was better than the average PC in 2002"
>>4029019>1) Do you understand what "sold at a loss" means?Do you understand why I referred to the x-box as a "$400 computer" (the hardware cost) and not a "$299 computer" (the list price)?>2) The claim wasn't "you couldn't get a computer better than the xbox in 2002" it was "the xbox was better than the average PC in 2002"The x-box used a laptop CPU (Intel Celeron mobile 733 MHz) which was shittier than my PC from 1999, and this was the era when three years was an eternity in PC hardware growth. The average gaming PC of the day absolutely crushed the x-box, that's why the x-box was multiple times cheaper than the average gaming PC. That was the entire point of the x-box, it was a shitty cheap PC you could plug into the TV and play games on, for people who didn't have or couldn't afford a good gaming PC. Consoles have always been lower-end and cheaper alternatives to a real computer, that's why they were popular.The number of games that came out on both PC and console, and which had to be neutered or modified in order to run "acceptably" (i.e. a choppy 30 FPS) due to the lower hardware capabilities of the console, is too lengthy to list.>inb4 hurrrrrr I wasn't talking about GAMING PCs by "average PC" I meant grandma's Compaq or E-Machines or whatever the fuck trolololol I was only pretending to be retarded on purposeFuck off.
>>4022457>>4022461Both slightly wrong. Corpses disappear after 3 in-game days, BUT that 3-day timer resets if you enter/load the specific cell containing them. So if you aren't normally passing a lot of time resting/waiting/traveling some corpses near your most trafficked areas like cities may never disappear
>>4022468>the xbox was more powerful than the average pc at the timeSounds plausible, at least as powerful as the average household PC.Kind of like that steam's gabecube aiming to be the standard spec machine.
>>4029632>Sounds plausibleIt’s extremely lazy bait.>at least as powerful as the average household PCIt wasn’t.
