like good little consumer cattle goy?
>get FF7 in 1997 and becomes my favorite game>play it a million times because its an age where you only had so many games and replay them to death>years go by and developer teases remaking the game over and over>hyped beyond all measure when PS3 tech demo for a remake comes out>never materializes, but continue to consume all related merchandise - Dirge of Cerberus, Advent Children, Ehrgeiz, whatever has Cloud in it>patience is paid off with the announcement of Final Fantasy 7: Remake>instant preorder the deluxe price gouge customer rape edition>insulate myself from all reviews and possibilities of having any bit of the game spoiled, become one of the first players to touch it>surprise! it's not ACTUALLY a remake, but a different what-if story with time jannies, different everything and broken into thirds so this $300 version is basically half of disc 1>by the way anon, would you like Yuffie in Midgar for some extra DLC bux? No it wasn't included in what you already paid and no, she was never there in the original either lolAnd then I never played it again nor bought any of the "sequels." GG Squaresoft, you got me good.
>>4099372Nothing other than 3 full games to play.
>>4099372>dude, what do i get for owning games at all!?Riveting thread
>>4099401>Consuming Squaresoft games after FF12ngmi
>>4099372Are there not special endings that need you to have prior saves?
>>4100326>>Consuming Squaresoft games after FF10Ftfy
>>4101405Fair
>>4099401>get FF7 in 1997 and becomes my favorite gameThis is where it all went wrong. Should've played real men's games instead of zesty emo shit about crying twinks.
You get the "I spent nearly a thousand dollars to replay a 1990s game" aka the Fell For It Again Award.
>>4101405I could understand being fooled into buying XII (the first time), this is forgivable.
>>4102428>"I spent nearly a thousand dollars to replay a 1990s game"You can get all three games on Steam right now for less than $100
>>4102428>to replay a 1990s gameNot even. To play a nu-AAA sloppified adaptation of a 90s game.
>>4102429X-2 and an MMO came out before 12.
>>4099372sex with Yuffie
>>4102513X-2 was good thoughever.
>>4102404>zesty emo shit about crying twinks.found the zoomer!
>>4102645Where's its $#&*&@ head? This whole thing's stupid. Let's keep goin'
>>4099401All true, your win goddamn fault btw for being a gullible child in your 40s and ff7r at least has a great combat system minus stagger.
>>4102404nope, wrong
>>4099372Probably some kind of dlc that detects your save file from the first 2 games
>>4102933>and then the boss will read your memory card’s saves and comment on it and detect which port you have your controller plugged into, my uncle who works at Nintendo told meBait used to be believable
>>4101405i really liked 13 for the characters/graphics/sound and i loved 13-2 gameplay.>>4102635that's not true
>>4102513X-2 has the best battle system of the entire franchise and wasn't mainline anyway, and the only people who didn't like XI were poors who couldn't get mommy to get them a sub
>>4103067No I mean like a free summon you get at the start or something, like Rebirth had for Remake
>>4102645Don't try to rewrite history, jarpiggers have always been the laughing stock and FF7 is certainly the biggest contributor to the gay emo retard public image.
>>4099401This was basically my experience. Final Fantasy 7 Remake felt so fucking soulless I had to force myself to play. The world was boring, combat encounters were boring, the people were boring, the Unisoft radio towers were retarded, etc.I don't know how you fuck up that bad. You could have probably crapped that shit out in a year, no idea why it had to be 3 parts.
>>4102747>FF8,9,10,11,12>GoodLmao>>4102404Kys>>4100326Absolutely retarded takeYou people are retards, I bet you only make like 95k a year
>>4102848Let's just ignore Cloud's delusions and later emotional breakdown (cuz shieet nigga we never understood that shit)
>buying things badOP is a true intellectual
>>4103810When you're poor, enticing video games with price tags are a threat to your very existence
>>4103148How many socks did you shit in anon?
>>4099401>get FF7 in 1997 and becomes my favorite game>play it a million times because its an age where you only had so many games and replay them to deathSame>continue to consume all related merchandise - Dirge of Cerberus, Advent Children, Ehrgeiz, whatever has Cloud in itNever do this.
>>4102848I miss old Cloud. The stupid crazy dork who got car sick and said stuff like Let's Mosey
>>4099401Should have learned after 13.
>>4103793Is this bait? What 'Ubisoft Towers' were in Remake?
Why do you have to be so negative?
>>4108599He never got laid
>>4108711I don't think the "positive" guy who spends every waking minute replying to every post on this website that isn't positive about 7R is a happy person either
I'll be honest Rebirth was mildly fun to play but the story was so nonsensically garbage that it killed any interest I had in playing part 3
>>4116111Remake set up a potentially interesting follow up but Rebirth chose the most boring possible path. And on top of the game itself being a slog I just dropped it.
