If you could marry one cRPG girl, why would it be Shadowcute?
>>4116727Towa Herschel, forever
>>4116727It would be shadowbrap or Aerie
>Muh qween
>implyingqueer fellow aintcha
>>4116727She's a smoking powerful girl boss. Thats why.
Today I will remind them
>>4117223shadowsissies.... how do we respond?
>>4117145>>4117230I like her stronger chin, personally. Weak china are unattractive and make you look like you're missing a 1/4 of your face.
>>4117223>>4117230It’s just photoshopped for (You)s, retard. Open your game right now and look, the only version of SH is the left one.Why are anons so gullible? It’s no wonder you believe every conspiracy theory under the sun. The Jews are right to torment you.
>>4117234>>4117317copium
>>4116727Remind me, is shart a virgin or not? Must be highly unlikely since she was a Shar priestess.
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>>4117402She’s 50 and was a massive ho. Ran through. She also lusts for her writer’s self-insert Halsin (the elf who’s swole despite 10 STR)
>>4116727>Aerie>Lae'zel>MorriganAny other characters you can canonically have children with?
>>4118018>Lae'zelShe has a fucking cloaca, bro. She lays eggs through her poop hole.
>>4117474bruh look at this dood
>>4118097equality really is absolutely retarded. there's just no way an elf would have any interest in a bald gnome, no matter how charismatic he was.
>>4118038I was trying to challenge myself to not jerk off for a week at least. Now your comment made me lose
>>4116727she's not even top 3 in bg3
hydrafxx just released some new Shadowheart content on wednesday. happy gooning
>>4117223Why the long face?
>>4118098lmfao
>>4117492I don't think that it's only STR that would/should define how much physically robust you look but also CON, since the it's the latter who describes best durability (which you normally wouldn't find in a scrawny guy) and later translates into your HP. And Halsin has a healthy 14 there.Not saying that it 100% explains him being a beefcake, just that it should be taken account for.
>>4125159>Not saying that it 100% explains him being a beefcake, just that it should be taken account for.Him being a writer’s self-insert 100% explains him being a beefcake.The devs being hacks who just gave every NPC the default “standard array” for their class, and not giving a shit about the principle of “play your sheet”, explains the contradiction. I am certain that CON was never even considered.
>>4116727It wouldn't be Shart, and not because I'm not into females and her axewound definitely smells like rotten fish.
>>4116727She isn't even top 3 in her game.
>>4117492>>4125159The other reason for retarded stats on playable characters (including Minsc somehow having 12 Strength despite being notable in the old games for having a fucking 18/93) is that they straight up just gave them a generic stat spread for their class. If I recall right, that wasn't the case in the EA, but people complained about shitty builds and it got changed. Doesn't matter, because with respec people would've done it anyway.Halsin actually has significantly higher Strength (and every other stat I'm pretty sure) as an NPC, which is funny because it highlights him being a self-insert even more.I could go into old man complaining mode but at the end of the day the shift from rolled stats to point buy as the norm was inevitable due to growing focus with having perfect control over mechanical performance, and this is one of the consequences.
>>4128479Don't act like rolled stats wasn't a game of either churning through shit characters or, if allowed, rerolling until you got a godlike spread.This is the fault of mechanics and players, if you must put the blame on anyone. That the default spread for named NPCs doesn't correlate to their appearance is a much greater sin because the devs didn't give a shit. Having a DM that sacrifices the story for mechanics is grim.
>>4135006>Don't act like rolled stats wasn't a game of either churning through shit characters or, if allowed, rerolling until you got a godlike spread.It wasn’t. You rolled what you got and then made the character with what you had to work with. It was perfectly fine and expected to play with an average character, or a good character with some flaws.You’re thinking of cheesy video gamers.
>>4116727Arue>cute and sweet>completely devoted to you>was a literal sex demon so the sex will be mind blowing every time>canonically regains her virginity as a gift from Desna and she saves it exclusively for you>will never age so she will always look amazingMeanwhile shart is still the used up whore who has been passed around by countless dudes and is a sick degenerate that fantasizes about getting fucked by a bear. Selune didn't giver her back her hymen, that is for sure.
>>4139992>>was a literal sex demon so the sex will be mind blowing every time>>canonically regains her virginity as a gift from Desna and she saves it exclusively for youWe're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible
>>4139992.... Virginity is not something you can get back. By definition. There literally isn't a way to make something not have happened. Not even in wild and wacky nonsense fantasy land.
>>4118018>tfw this could have been Minthara unless her pregnancy was from getting raped at Moonrise
>>4139992>canonically regains her virginity as a gift from Desnawtf is this headcanon>she saves it exclusively for youanon, the first sex scene with her happens right awayI mean, you may technically be correct but it's what, 11 minutes? It would be a feat to manage a quickie with anyone on the way to the bedroom in the citadel Lady Konomi is along the way I guess
>>4116727>play BG3 thinking of getting her>turns out to be the most boring bitch imaginable>game itself sucks too
>>4141093shit taste award
>>4116727
>>4141123After 50 hours (didn't finish the game because it was fucking broken on release and things that were in it sucked so much that by the time they fixed it I hated the game already) of keeping her in the party all the time I cannot fucking remember anything about her except that she was daughter of some Selunite bigwigs that got shanked by Sharniggers and then groomed into being evil bitch. Plus I'm mad that turning her good requires you to let gay psychopath paladin tag along with your party. I am still fucking mad I paid full price for BG3 with how much of a disappointment the game in it's entirety was to me, and I fucking loved D:OS 2.
>>4141131calm down
>>4141131This was my experience as well, except I forced myself to finish the game at launch solely out of spite and curiosity to see how shitty it got (you may have missed “IT IS PROOF AGAINST SWORD AND SPELL FOR IT IS THOUGHT IT/{“~”) and also I killed Shadowtart on the beach for being a stupid ho, along with killing every other origin character for similar reasons.
>>4141147>IT/{“~”)ITSELF* dunno what happened here
>>4116782Extremely based taste anon
>>4116727I think it's because she had sex with Black men, multiple Black men at once, and Orcs
>>4142306She has not. She's loyal to you, and if you save her parents, you can make her a tradwife.
>>4142306>I think it's because she had sex with Black menwow, is that canon
>>4116727Rather the demon goats from Kingmaker.
>>4143127Yes>>4142976play the game
>>4143273Dayum.The game can't drop in price soon enough.
>>4143278It’s worth, at absolute maximum, 20 dollars.
>>4116727that bitch got mommy issues
>>4139992only a virgin wants to fuck a virgin. Less room to embarrass yourself.>>4141123she's not called shart for nothing, friendo.>>4141124patrician taste
>finally play game>see what she's all about>just a basic bitch white girlI dont know what I always expected. But then the other options are bitchy white girl (Laezel), old white girl (Jaheira), black girl that's into exclusively white men (Karlach), and evil white woman (Minthara)
>>4145656Incorrect, the "black" girl is into everything that's quirky chungus millennial writing & the "evil white woman" is an evil WHITE MAN post op trans (literally uses the body type A face)
>>4145656>>41456894chan induced psychosis on display
>>4145689>being evil makes you so ugly you're indistinguishable from a manMan, really makes you wonder why you'd be evil
>>4143286more, but I'm a bottom of the barrel miser, sadly
>>4146232our response, republicanbros?
>>4116727I prefer Galfrey. Imagine hearing a bombass theme every time she cooks you breakfast
>>4148997>I prefer Anezka. Imagine hearing a bombass theme every time she cooks you breakfast
It would probably be Imoen
>>4148997Reminds me how for some reason, in sex scenes, when you are shown kissing the girls, you are in armor and everyhting and they are in underwear, included the Queen.I think you get undressed in Daeran scenes?I mean, it can be hot and it's probably somebody's specific fetish, but why?
>>4116727SEXOOO
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