If you could marry one cRPG girl, why would it be Shadowcute?
>>4116727Towa Herschel, forever
>>4116727It would be shadowbrap or Aerie
>Muh qween
>implyingqueer fellow aintcha
>>4116727She's a smoking powerful girl boss. Thats why.
Today I will remind them
>>4117223shadowsissies.... how do we respond?
>>4117145>>4117230I like her stronger chin, personally. Weak china are unattractive and make you look like you're missing a 1/4 of your face.
>>4117223>>4117230It’s just photoshopped for (You)s, retard. Open your game right now and look, the only version of SH is the left one.Why are anons so gullible? It’s no wonder you believe every conspiracy theory under the sun. The Jews are right to torment you.
>>4117234>>4117317copium
>>4116727Remind me, is shart a virgin or not? Must be highly unlikely since she was a Shar priestess.
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>>4117402She’s 50 and was a massive ho. Ran through. She also lusts for her writer’s self-insert Halsin (the elf who’s swole despite 10 STR)
>>4116727>Aerie>Lae'zel>MorriganAny other characters you can canonically have children with?
>>4118018>Lae'zelShe has a fucking cloaca, bro. She lays eggs through her poop hole.
>>4117474bruh look at this dood
>>4118097equality really is absolutely retarded. there's just no way an elf would have any interest in a bald gnome, no matter how charismatic he was.
>>4118038I was trying to challenge myself to not jerk off for a week at least. Now your comment made me lose
>>4116727she's not even top 3 in bg3
hydrafxx just released some new Shadowheart content on wednesday. happy gooning
>>4117223Why the long face?
>>4118098lmfao
>>4117492I don't think that it's only STR that would/should define how much physically robust you look but also CON, since the it's the latter who describes best durability (which you normally wouldn't find in a scrawny guy) and later translates into your HP. And Halsin has a healthy 14 there.Not saying that it 100% explains him being a beefcake, just that it should be taken account for.
>>4125159>Not saying that it 100% explains him being a beefcake, just that it should be taken account for.Him being a writer’s self-insert 100% explains him being a beefcake.The devs being hacks who just gave every NPC the default “standard array” for their class, and not giving a shit about the principle of “play your sheet”, explains the contradiction. I am certain that CON was never even considered.
>>4116727It wouldn't be Shart, and not because I'm not into females and her axewound definitely smells like rotten fish.
>>4116727She isn't even top 3 in her game.
>>4117492>>4125159The other reason for retarded stats on playable characters (including Minsc somehow having 12 Strength despite being notable in the old games for having a fucking 18/93) is that they straight up just gave them a generic stat spread for their class. If I recall right, that wasn't the case in the EA, but people complained about shitty builds and it got changed. Doesn't matter, because with respec people would've done it anyway.Halsin actually has significantly higher Strength (and every other stat I'm pretty sure) as an NPC, which is funny because it highlights him being a self-insert even more.I could go into old man complaining mode but at the end of the day the shift from rolled stats to point buy as the norm was inevitable due to growing focus with having perfect control over mechanical performance, and this is one of the consequences.
>>4128479Don't act like rolled stats wasn't a game of either churning through shit characters or, if allowed, rerolling until you got a godlike spread.This is the fault of mechanics and players, if you must put the blame on anyone. That the default spread for named NPCs doesn't correlate to their appearance is a much greater sin because the devs didn't give a shit. Having a DM that sacrifices the story for mechanics is grim.
>>4135006>Don't act like rolled stats wasn't a game of either churning through shit characters or, if allowed, rerolling until you got a godlike spread.It wasn’t. You rolled what you got and then made the character with what you had to work with. It was perfectly fine and expected to play with an average character, or a good character with some flaws.You’re thinking of cheesy video gamers.
