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Let's play truth or dare. I'll start. Truth! What is your most impressive gaming achievement both inside & outside RPG gaming? I'll go first

1. Outside RPG gaming I can bury Mike Tyson without the passwording whenever I feel the need to entertain visitors (passwording matters BIGLY NIGLY. It is in fact obviously far easier to score free throws in-between games during practice sessions than performing the same in a heated NBA Championship Match to paint a clumsy metaphor) if you catch my meaning sirs

2. Inside RPG gaming (and about 100 times more impressive) I unlocked a Force Sensitive Character Slot in Star Wars Galaxies. I know guys, most of you anons here don't like playing MMOs, nor do I really. I too hate MMOing except for Lore-intensive RPGs like SWG, Tortanic and the ESO (ultimately crappy TES Lore but whatever I play it) related to other Lore crap for that matter. But SWG did the Lore right beyond perfection, NOBODY knew how to become a Jedi (or Sith) at launch, just as if we were truly living in the Star Wars Saga all desperately wishing we were Jedi-tier but had no clue where to begin. In that regard, SWG was the most Lore RPG ever. Peak Lore. No doubt about it! And leveling all characters on your top 120 JRPGs to 100 is no big feat btw unless your patience/autism count as a feats, no?

Do not even bother daring me to post pictures of myself on /vrpg/ I'll refuse your wishful terms because a test thread is not worth risking doxing my Guild on 4chan. Anonymity is useful on my current mission
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>>4133979
I'm trans
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>>4134012
Milo...? Truth! Why on Earth did you turn to the troon side of the Force?
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>>4134012
A false flag namefag op?
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>>4134012
>>4134103
>>4134324
False flag. I’m a straight White YOUNG male. A White Zoomer. This already makes me better than 99% of the dated, dusty, decrepit dying faggots that frequent this board.

Vrpgays will call me a tranny, an attention whore, a namefag. They will never call me a casual, tasteless, inarticulate, lowbrow or uninspired. This is why I should be the only one posting on this board, and everyone else just needs to read and internalize my takes.
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>>4134449
>casual, tasteless
You like BG3, which discredited you forever, tastelet casual.
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>>4134103
I played new vegas and became trans
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>>4133979
Why can't anyone make our galaxy look cool as fuck? We're surrounded by cool as fuck galaxies but when they do an impression of ours it looks like faggot shit. Fuck you.
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>>4134452
My extremely well-reasoned position on BG3 was: it is a good game, but it is not art. There are many “good games”, but barely any are art. I can provide an epistle’s worth of arguments to support this claim, but I’d be casting pearls upon the vilest of swine.

You’re too contrarian to understand nuance. You hate BG3 because everyone here and on Codex hates it. If getting fucked in the ass was contrarian, your hole would have been stretched by a mile.
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>12 hours later
>Only 7 posts ITT
This proves it boys, 4chan is not a secret pdf organization disguised as a website after all. Case closed. Nobody wants to reply to my fucking threads anymore after I disgraced my Good Name by revealing I'm an Eternally unconvicted sex offender who keeps getting away with it consensually

>>4134449
Thank you for the information, Milo. But if you were sadly born after 2000 AD you'll never have an adult's perspective on life, sorry, sometimes life can be cruel . That being said, not every Zoomer is automatically retarded. My girlfriend (whose brother is a genius physicist) born in 2008 of all horrific Birthdays moved to Colorado this year. Rumor here on the US East Coast is she's now a cult leader raising an army ready to spark real revolution in this bitch. I'd estimate only 88% of Zoomerino scum are cursed with inborn retardation, but you'll be children forever due to lack of perspective

>>4134456
Get lost George. Fool America once shame on my Nation, but if you try the same trick twice in a Century the shame is yours to enjoy President Gaylord

>>4134456
I play FNV and I'm still the man. Fuck your inaccurate gey meme

>>4134459
Take heart anon. Technology is growing at an alarming rate. It's no longer outside the question that Humans will be exploring beyond our Sol System in our lifetime anymore
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>>4134612
>BG3 is a good game, but it is not art
It is categorically not a good game. Its mechanics and ruleset are shallow, its itemization consists of memey MMO sets, the writing is terrible, the characters are terrible, every callback to the original games was offensively stupid, the world design is awful, the character building is formulaic and repetitive (just take the standard array then pump your damage stat to 20 bro), any build variety primarily consists of abusing unintended item exploits stemming from Larian’s incompetence, the game is lorded over by a petty DM who heavily railroads you and hands out game overs for exercising creativity.
It’s designed for a casual audience of zoomers (easily impressed by cinematic visuals and requiring full voice acting due to being illiterate) to watch “lol so random” clips on Twitch, which is literally integrated into the game client for streamers’ convenience
>You’re too contrarian to understand nuance. You hate BG3 because everyone here and on Codex hates it.
I went into BG3 expecting to love it, after enjoying the early access. I only began to hate it gradually, by playing and finishing the release version of the game. I even gave it a year of patches and tried to come back to it and see if they improved it any or restored some of their cut content, but nope, same pile of shit.
I’ve literally seen one (1) bg3 fanboy on this board who wasn’t a moron, and you ain’t it. It’s a great litmus test for retards, though. Case in point: you.
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>>4134459
It's an interesting problem. To illustrate, I'd wager that before the industrial manufacturing of mirrors, people would be less familiar with their own face than the the faces of their close relations simply because they don't exactly have a great vantage point to look at themselves.
We have the same problem with the Milky Way. We are in a prime position to study the Andromeda galaxy, it's even tilted at a pleasant angle for photos. We are simply too close to build a good model of the Milky Way, and a photo like pic related would simply be impossible, unless we flew to another galaxy to take it. Space might be very empty, but a galaxy is full enough of stuff that you can't get a good grasp of it from inside it. The Milky Way is probably one of the galaxies we know the least about. The thing we named the milky way for, that slight band of light in the sky, is what's blocking us from understanding much about it.
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>>4134715
Morons like you admire complexity, while geniuses like me admire simplicity.

Ask yourself: on my first, blind playthrough on core rules, where I used little to no guide support, and tried to get the “intended experience” — did I enjoy the game? Did it provide a memorable experience and compelling gameplay? If so, it’s a good game.

Your listicle of criticisms could have only been conjured up post-hoc by a neurotic sperg. Some are plain untrue, others are totally irrelevant for the core experience.

You and I both know that a game that contains an experience like the House of Hope cannot be called a bad game despite any other sins it may commit. Same goes for experiences like the Last Light Inn fight, having Lae’zel as a companion, the hag in act 1.

If you thought BG3 was bad, please enlighten me to what games you consider good, they’ll surely blow me away.
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>>4135720
Boring.
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>>4135732
You talk and behave like a tsundere girl, which is my favorite type. Are you sure you’re male?
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>>4133979

on topic I guess:

100% completed Baldur's Gate 2 (all possible quests) without a single civilian casualty. Saved all the collar slaves in the Planar Prison and from the mind flayer dungeon. The only bystander I couldn't save is the minotaur under the Copper Coronet who is scripted to explode even if you use Time Stop.
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is there a point to this schizophrenic babble?
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>>4136352
>What is the meaning of this babble?
Unironically to piss you off, you hideous anti-schizo maclunkey!
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>>4135720
>im a genius
>ask yourself this: if my subjective opinion of something is positive, then how could it possibly be anything other than objectively good?
What common core does to a MF
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>>4136489
>tasteless American tries to judge aspiring art based on objective metrics, instead of the experience it invokes, and the extent to which it matches the artist’s intent
You can have money, but you’ll never have taste. A person like you would walk through Opéra Garnier and believe it’s inferior to his skyscraper, because the skyscraper is taller, it can fit more people, and has a bigger parking lot. How embarrassing.
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>>4134612
>BG3 is a good game, but it is not art
>>4136643
>judge aspiring art based on objective metrics, instead of the experience it invokes, and the extent to which it matches the artist’s intent
From “BG3 isn’t art” to “BG3 is art” in only two posts. This is what happens when fools like you don’t have any principles or sincere thoughts, but are simply arguing for the sake of being disagreeable.
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>>4137394
He's also consistently bad at interpreting art, even when appropriating it as a lifestyle brand.
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>>4136643
>America
>Tasteless

What fucking country do even you live in, Milo? Grow a quad and tell us the truth now. Have you ever even been to America? I've never been to Egypt or Singapore for example so I have no right to call Singaporeans or Egyptians tasteless pre-judgmental retards. You have no Goddamn right to call Americans tasteless pre-judgmental retards going by that logic. Happy Halloween assholes. I suggest we ALL pop in our spookiest RPG while consuming as much candy & alcohol as Humanly possible in International celebration my children

>>4137416
Nothing worse than a foreigner who can't interpret Western art properly. Frankly I'd rather party with a synthetic lifeform than those types of universally-hated organic monkeys
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>>4133979
>Outside
Ever played dead frontier back before it went 3d?
>Player run contest run by euphoria before he was outted as a tranny
>Only a few great items offered as prizes
>Enter one of the races where you have to be the first player to find the downed helicopter deep in red long arms (hard af zone) zone and get back to base before the other players. Also, can't die.
>Don't know where it is. Look up a map online as they say 'GO!'
>Mention it to one of the hardcore server legends, he laughs as me, calls me kid ect. He's also entered and is one of my competitors in the lobby
>Two seconds after the race starts notice the zombies are already running
>For those who don't know, the more noise a player makes in dead frontier the faster the zombies get for the whole lobby. One of the vets had the bright idea to make as much noise as possible to get the zombies to kill the other players
>I start late cause I had to look up the map
>What follows is an hour and a half incredibly tense blood fest where I watch almost all the other players get torn apart by their own hubris
>With a red long arms zombies it's not unusual to have two hits kill a player. Their arms are very long and they are sprinting. You have about a second to react before they smack you
>There's dozens of them
>Watch the player that mocked me get killed by a glowing long arms zombie, basically a boss that one shots you.
>Constant dodging. Firing my shotgun into a long arms who was blocking my path, dodging a fat zombie there, machine gun down a horde as they spawn in my path, praying there isn't a long arms behind me.
>No continues, motherfucker
>Other players are joining to see who is left in the match cause they see the lobby only has one person left, me
>"Are you there dude? Everyone else died, if you're still there you can come out it's over"
>Can't respond cause I'm knee deep in the dead
>Finally touched the helicopter. Three glowing zombies at once
>GTFO
>Exfil is worse than than going in
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>>4150694
Cont.
>Flood of zombies. All my ammo can only barely keep them off of me. I must have killed over 100 but probs a lot more
>By the end I'm keeping them off of me with a crowbar cause I have no ammo
>Brutally injured, if a kid zombie accidently bumps into me I'm dead
>Finally get back to base
>Heart pounding, I join the relay chat to claim my prize
>Euphoria: yeah shame we can't hand out the prize cause everyone died lol
>NOT ME MOTHERFUCKER
>Euphoria: who tf are you?
>IM THE ONE THAT LIVED. ALL YOU OTHER MFERS BIT THE DUST BUT ME, THE GUY YOU LAUGHED AT, I DID IT DESPITE YOUR RILING THE ZOMBIES UP, THE NOOB, THE GUY SAID COULDNT DO IT. WELL HERE I AM
>Get into a twenty minute argument with these people cause they didn't believe I survived
>They relent after admitting that the lobby id didn't change from when they started the comp, cause I was the only one from the lobbies who lived. Also several people verified that they joined the lobby and saw my name listed. I had to explain that I couldn't talk back because I was fighting hard
>Get the prize
>It's one of the most kickass armors I've ever seen with amazing stats. Stats are randomized so it could be shit, but this was almost maxed.
Closest I've ever felt to doomguy. IDC if you guys think it was lame I loved showing all those 'veteran' mfers up and doing it honestly. The ultraviolence helped
>Inside
I beat ADOM without a guide or wiki



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