>>4150229
>He tells Shepard every sunrise & sunset he must forever endure excruciatingly painful traditions but doesn't elaborate what this involves. What does /vrpg/ think his daily self-inflicted torture consists of?
He wears shoes that are too small for his feet

>>4150229
>What's /vrpg/s opinion of the Krogan?
They're literal space nigger. Well, them and batarians.

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>>4150308
>He wears shoes that are too small for his feet
I can't tell if you're being serious but this gives me an idea in case I ever need to employ physical torture irl. Over a year ago somebody left a pair incredibly fashionable lady's boots in my venue. They look pretty Goddamn expensive, sort of like what a Nos Astra prostitute who charges 5,000 credits per hour might wear to lure in wealthy footfag customers I suppose. Except they're so small only a 9 year old could barely fit into them. What kind of maniac would manufacture ultra-sexy hooker boots for 9 year olds? Is it even legal for rich spoiled 9 year old girls to dress that slutty in America? Or anywhere in Citadel Space for that matter? I have no clue who they belong too and believe me I would never forget a girl with feet that cute so I'm starting to think they're some peculiar prank item somebody left here to troll me. I now just keep them on a rack next to the bar as a classy decoration. However now that you mention it they may come in handy in the future just in case I need to violate any Planetary or Galactic anti-torture laws. Forcing a Human to equip those would be like dipping your feet into lava but forcing a Krogan to do so would be worse than ripping the plate off their head with a plasma knife

>>4150648
But if they turn shaman you are cooked

>>4150229
> Who's the most based Krogan featured in the Trilogy?
Krogan Mechanic. When you tell him you never seen krogan mechanic he responds with:
>What, you think we kidnap quarians to do it? Not anymore we don’t.
I still remember bursting out laughing when i heard that line the first time.

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>>4150357
>Krogan and Batarians are literal space niggers
>Literal
No, pic related is a literal space nigger. And you lack Galactic perspective

Krogan are literal space dinosaurs. If you think living in black neighborhoods is rough, try living 80 million years ago during the Jurassic Era and suddenly living in central Ganton doesn't seem so bad by comparison

Batarians are literal space AIDS. If you think black people are annoying trying living while being simultaneously afflicted with all of Earth's diseases at the same time, suddenly black people won't seem like the most insufferable burden in the Milky Way Galaxy

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>>4150669
Did Krogan hands type this post? Or a Vorcha?

>But if they turn shaman
Wtf? Human shoes don't spontaneously turn Humans into Krogans. Smoking a little too much red sand this morning? How much ryncol have you consumed today, sir? Tripping on Hanar mindfish again right now? Drinking any combat juice? Abusing lots of minagen X3? Wasting your medigel to get high, soldier? Drinking Asari honey mead? Uncut Batarian ale? Snorting a bit too much Husk dust? Did you consume a few glasses of Krogan Buruhk already? One hallex too many, citizen? Pounding shot-after-shot of N7 Shooters non-stop? It's okay. I see no problem here because I am too, but even I'm not fucking high enough to worry sexy footwear will start miraculously morphing torture victims into Krogan Shamans! Happy N7 Day, you're free to go

>you are cooked
Bring it on if that's the case! I prefer instant action

>>4150229
they are the frog orcs of Ass Defect, that alone makes them the most entertaining aliens
unless of course it is Andromeda, where they are neutered and gay

Happy N7 day

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>>4151007
You too, Mister Bond. Happy N7 Day, Milky Way

There are rumors today is the last N7 Day. And like most rumors, they're bullshit! I have access to unique alien technology that long predates the Prothean Empire allowing one to view the future in 100% perfect detail, a crystal ball essentially. I learned long ago the dangers of using it, especially since just peering into the future alone in my private chambers is more than enough to drastically alter the future

However I've peeked enough to know what's in store next for us. Staggering spoiler alert, the future is bright! N7 Day 2027 will be 5 times as colossal as this one! And more importantly, Commander Shepard will return! Better than ever at that too, no longer restrained by the likes of Bioware, the Council, EA, Cerberus, the System's Alliance brass or anybody else

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Does anybody ITT know what kind of coffee Commander Shepard drinks? I'm embarrassed to admit not even Lore Chad knows the space coffee Lore but on N7 Day I'm obviously in the mood for a fucking cup of SPECTRE level coffee or two! If Jennifer Hale or Mark Meer happen to be lurking ITT and aren't too busy doing interviews all day how do you guys take your coffees? Because I can narrow it down from there from there! I'd guess maybe the Commander prefers 48% sugarless pumpkin pie flavored black coffee with some dark agave nectre, 48% ryncol and 2% Asari piss? I don't have any jars of Asari peepee on base but I've got over 50,000 units of the other 2 ingredients on hand rn. I've posted the ryncol recipe on /vrpg/ before and don't like to repeat myself but in the interest N7 Day I'll repeat how to mix up ryncol cocktails in case anon likes Holiday coffee too
>2 ounces of high proof (175 or above) of wasabi flavored vodka
>2 ounces of high proof (175 or above) tobacco flavored vodka
>3 ounces of low proof (40 or above) melon liqueur
>1 ounce of mid proof (90 or above) Blue Curacao
>1 ounce of lime juice
>2 drops of Salarian salination solution (or substitute with sea water)
>3 dashes of orange bitters
>1 coarsely grounded ghost pepper
>2 ounces of coarsely grounded (highly radioactive) bulletproof glass
>90mg of caffeine
>1 miniature bottle of tabasco sauce
>1 dash of blue sanding sugar
>1 dash of blue popping candy
>Corn Syrup (optional)
>3 spoons of honey
>Served warm at nearly-lethal temperatures (180 degrees fahrenhiet or above)

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>>4150675
>"I found a combustion manifold manifold out in the filed. Is this what you need?"
>"It'll work. Faster than building one from scratch, at least. You just saved me 3 days work, Human. You've earned my time, if you want it"
>"I've never met a nigger mechanic before"
>"COMMANDER!"
>"Sorry Jacob. Freudian Slip. I meant to say I've never met a Krogan Mechanic before"
>"Nigger? Is my translator bugged or is it a Human term?"
>"Niggers are a darker skinned subspecies of Humans. On average niggers tend to be more athletic than regular Humans but less intelligent, more aggressive. Overly-impulsive to a suicidal fault. I'm surprised you've never heard the Human word nigger before. Half of the aliens I meet on the Citadel keep telling me Krogan are the niggers of the Galaxy without me even bringing the subject up"
>"Shepard!! No offense but you have no right to use that word!"
>"You kidding me, Jacob? I am the first Human SPECTRE!! SPECTRES are above the law! I can kill whoever I want and say your N word whenever I want with zero legal consequence! If you can't fall in line and stfu go wait on the ship! Grunt and I are perfectly capable of completing his rite of passage without you in his Krantt"
>Fine! Shutting up, sir!"
>"I apologize for my squadmate's insubordination, but he's only proving my point. You were saying?"
>"WHAT? You think we kidnap Quarians and make them do all the hard work? Not anymore we don't!"
>"You'd be better off in the long-run going back to kidnapping Quarians. Even the dumbest Quarian has more mechanical expertise than the smartest Krogan does in my experience"
>"I hate to admit it, but you're not wrong, Human. Still. Clan Urdnot can dominate Tuchanka without Quarian slaves. Repairing a Tomkah is a joke compared to fixing Dreadnoughts"
>"Speaking of. I never bought into the myth Krogan used to have nuclear physicists. I figured Protheans left you nuclear bombs as a prank"
>"Funny. I've held the same opinion for centuries. I like you, Human"

>>4151007
Any new mods?

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>>4152705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeVRSI8bC5o

Here's a new one for all you Cerberus haters

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>"Human. Female. Before you die, I need a name!"
>"Why are you being retarded? You don't need a name! And I'm not female!"
>"Cut the crap! Your vaginal aroma says otherwise, female! I can't eat you until you give me a name! Okeer never bothered giving me a name"
>"He didn't bother naming any of you other tank-bred lizard schizo freaks I met on Korlus either! Probably because the mightiest Krogan don't have names, Sherlock!"
>"Sherlock? Is that my name..?"
>"No, idiot! Before I kill you, you need a pronoun!"
>"Pronoun? The tank never taught me that word.."
>"Pronoun's a word used in place of proper nouns to avoid repetition & make communication clear, more concise. For example my pronouns are He/Gay. Maybe your pronouns can be She/Gay, faggot?"
>"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! JUST NAME ME SO WE CAN FIGHT DAMNIT"
>"NO! I'm the first queer SPECTRE! I have better shit to do than waste time naming newborn baby alien sissies"
>"SPECTRE? My tank told me those who hold that title are the most satisfying targets in the Galaxy to fight! PLEASE GIVE ME A NAME SO WE CAN GET STARTED KILLING EACH OTHER"
>"At least Okeer got one thing right. Did her tank also educate you about Krogan Shamans?"
>"What's a Shaman? My combat education is incomplete. Okeer wasted all his time preaching old hatreds"
>"Typical alien moron. Shaman are the strongest combat class you Krogan have to offer my Galaxy! The Ancient voices of your race's ancestors whom willingly undergo extreme physical torture daily, as well as humiliation rituals including but-not-limited-to foregoing a name!"
>"That sounds awful! Why?"
>"Tormented Krogan are strong Krogan! Torture drastically increases your power level"
>"But with NO name there can be NO glory!"
>"SILENCE! I'm your birthing person! So wait in daddy's cargo hold like a good girl! Torture yourself, savage! I should go peg my Yeomen's brains to Andromeda to focus on my mission"
>"You win, Battlemaster Shepard"
>"I never mentioned my name. Wtf did your tank say about me?"

>>4153682
Oh, I was just about to post it.

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>>4155078
My bad Jenkins, didn't mean to cockblock you Corporal. Still sometimes it's best to let the Commander post the latest mods since I at least squeeze in on topic pic relateds. Like pic related. The Krogan are absolute tanks whom even the Rapers would fear if Sovereign did not manipulate the stupid Salarians to devise their Genophage lifehack so yes Krogan definitely deserve an appreciation thread here on /vrpg/ with appropriate imagery imo. Why are all of my posts ITT ridden with typos and math errors? Wtf? I should probably triple down on my consumption of ryncol and dangerous space drugs going forward to ensure I post correctly next time. Far be it from me to disgrace Galactic kings