If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?This week in history:June 6, 1523 – Swedish regent Gustav Vasa is elected King of Sweden and, marking a symbolic end to the Kalmar Union, 6 June is designated the country's national day.June 7, 1494 – Spain and Portugal sign the Treaty of Tordesillas which divides the New World between the two countries.June 8, 1772 – Alexander Fordyce flees to France to avoid debt repayment, triggering the credit crisis of 1772 in the British Empire and the Dutch Republic.June 9, 1815 – End of the Congress of Vienna: The new European political situation is set.June 10, 1190 – Third Crusade: Frederick I Barbarossa drowns in the river Saleph while leading an army to JerusalemJune 11, 1898 – The Hundred Days' Reform, a planned movement to reform social, political, and educational institutions in China, is started by the Guangxu Emperor, but is suspended by Empress Dowager Cixi after 104 days.June 12, 1830 – Beginning of the Invasion of Algiers: Thirty-four thousand French soldiers land 27 kilometers west of Algiers, at Sidi Ferruch.June 13, 1878 – Start of the Congress of Berlin in which the major powers of Europe revise the Treaty of San Stefano, signed on March 3 the same year, that Russia had imposed on a defeated Ottoman Empire.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamod>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V11.1https://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcVPrevious thread: >>2409887
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Wholesome Weimar Germany
that's my nickname!
weiner germany is epic
((((merchants))))
Oh no
XD
why did you radicalize the yugoslavia?
a yugoslavia should have the awareness of a yugoslaviacute and radical and pwning the libs at all time
why the fuck does this one nigger have an incessant need of destroying tradition?we've used "this day in history" as a general for over 10 years so why change it now?
I'll play anbennar next month, what country do i Play as?
>>2423060pphead
ibevar
Vic 3 and EU5 are great games.
I wish
is this Hearts of Iron III?
I think Paradox is incapable of making good updates on their existing games, let alone new ones.
>casus belli no this day in historyTarihte bugün — 6 HaziranTarihî olaylar1388 - Köln Üniversitesi kuruldu.1523 - İsveç Bağımlılık Savaşı sonucunda, İsveç Krallığı bağımsızlığını ilan etti.1919 - İstanbul'daki İngiliz Kuvvetleri Komutanı General George Milne, Harbiye Nezareti'ne yazı göndererek, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk'ün geri çağrılmasını istedi.1920 - İstanbul Divan-ı Harb-i; İsmet İnönü, Bekir Sami Kunduk, Celalettin Arif, Dr. Rıza Nur, Yusuf Kemal Tengirşenk, Hamdullah Suphi Tanrıöver ve Fahrettin Altay'ı idama mahkûm etti.1939 - İsmet İnönü, Ali Râna Tarhan'ı Müstakil Grup Başkanvekilliğine atadı.1944 - Normandiya Çıkarması: Müttefik Devletler Normandiya’ya çıkarma yaptı.1967 - Arap devletleri ortaklaşa uyguladığı politika gereğince, İsrail'e destek veren devletlere yaptığı petrol ihracatını durdurdu.1983 - Sosyal Demokrasi Partisi (SODEP) kuruldu. Partinin Genel Başkanlığına Erdal İnönü seçildi.Doğum günleri1887 - İzzet Melih Devrim, Türk şair, romancı ve oyun yazarı1926 - Erdal İnönü, Türk bilim insanı ve siyasetçi1932 - Senih Orkan, Türk aktör1939 - Ergüder Yoldaş, Türk müzisyen ve besteci1947 - Zeynep Avcı, Türk gazeteci, öykü ve oyun yazarı ve çevirmen1950 - Cem Ersever, Türk asker1950 - Meral Zeren, Türk oyuncu ve şarkıcı1956 - Faruk Tınaz, Türk müzisyen1960 - Ahmet Yıldız, Türk yazar1965 - Ahmet Karcılılar, Türk yazar1969 - Selçuk Dereli, Türk futbol hakemi1971 - Ertan Aydın, Türk siyasetçi1975 - Hasibe Eren, Türk oyuncu1981 - Hasan Küçükçetin, Türk oyuncu1982 - Selçuk Aydemir, Türk senarist ve yönetmen1982 - Yasemin Hadivent, Türk aktris ve sunucu1986 - Didem Kınalı, Türk dansçı1988 - Ferhat Bıkmaz, Türk futbolcu1995 - Semih Ergül, Türk futbolcu2003 - Arif Boşluk, Türk futbolcu
tourkaye
petition to change turkey's colour from red to turquoise
but what about der chukar?
the what
you know, a chukar
that's not on the approved word list delete nao
that non-question? "when is the game coming out?"
86where did you get this picture of me?
he was referring to this
how does this happen?
always forget what these meme symbols for bhuddisms are supposed to beman i cant wait to play anbennar in about a month, then ill show you guys what real well designedreligious symbols look like
shanghai is in dire need of plumbers
what do you know about meme symbols
00cool it with the racism. every religion is valid
i can tell what every one on the left is supposed to be where as the ones on the right i have to squint to even see them at all
>a place where the only leisure is coitus>and this guy is surprised it has high pop growth
so what you're saying is that "life raing" should actually be flipped, and places with any kind of amenedies that aren't warm bodies being available should get reduced life rating? literacy also lowering it because people can read books instead of having sex and so on?
no i'm saying life rating governs pop growth in a province and the ability to colonize a provinceyou're getting upset because you're confusing it with some meme quality of life index that places finland at the first place
>the german empireis that you swissfag?
you had this exact conversation a few days ago
and we'll have it in a few days againyou died and went to hell
*becomes jacobin*
ur gonna die bro
>you're getting upset because you're confusing it with some meme quality of life index that places finland at the first placebut that's literally what it is supposed to be check the manual for whatever expansion liferating is from, it says so right there.also if it wasn't that then please explain why it modifies immigration rates
liferating is the reason germs multiply rapidly and poles move all over germland
40nuh uh it doesn't say that43wow i didn't know victoria 2 modelled gastarbeiters
>also if it wasn't that then please explain why it modifies immigration rates
but paris has 40 life rating??????who could have predicted this... the vicky hater is lying yet again...
liferating is a meme mechanic that was quarter-baked at best that was meant to be simulationist like all the other mechanics that model pop growth (medicine and need fulfillment increase it and so on) but it's way too retarded of a concept so at the end they just fudged the numbers in a retarded way to railroad the game to shit because all the simulationist mechanics don't work properly, so instead of modeling WHY france had a lower population growth than the UK, they just made france into a nuclear waste zone where every uterus and nutsack is on the cusp of infertility and called it a day, what was meant to simulate fucking malaria hits france too for some reasonposter above me is retarded and is posting a modded screenshot from a mod that changed it in reaction to that image by the way
it's literally vanilla vic2 (you can tell because no mods add the 1861 start date)just accept you've been btfo'd, lying is pathetic
just booted the game upit's 30
>look op khotan>it's an oasis town>it has a population of 500kjesus fuck it must be an actual anthill
it's this in 1839i think it increases as the game goes on
>he is actually doing what he's accusing other people of, modding the gamehttps://vic2.paradoxwikis.com/Provinces#:~:text=425-,Paris,-France
damn you just figured out the screenshot of paris with a unique picture for paris is from a mod? das crazy
hpm is vanilla
>he's now trying to pretend he was retarded this whole time>he's trying to blame the game for the faults of a reddit modder that added a unique terrain type for each big cityoh no no no no no
whoops i moved my cursor as i screenshat
speaking of hyper prussia mod remember the 20 gorillion personally eaten by leopold
remember the circassian genocide :(
HE'S MARRANO
reminder your mememod divides africa into 5 continents and thats why the pop density looks like that
we love leopold here
you can switch to albanians afterwards
damn the people here are so busy playing vic2 that they can't post
>In the centuries since its appearance, much of the Błędów Desert has been grown over. In 2013 and 2014 EU-led intentional preservation effort deforested some of the grown-over desert sandsnice to see germans still keep their polish pet desert going
>>2423407poles are proud of this btwthey like to talk about their special desert and how poland is a big country because they even have a desert like america or russia
>damn the people here are so busy playing vic2 that they can't postliterally me
don't see why navarra and aragon would survive up until 1903
especially with med trade dying off during and after the renaissance you know that's the whole reason italy is a poor brown shithole now
and why is that blatantly red china called green
Spain(Portugal) was about to unite Iberia but it seems like they railroaded it to explode because Iberians hate each other because they are so different just like the German and Russian cultures even doe we are all heckin humans and the same as ngubu from Africa.
>Aragonbecause generic "what if Castile+Portugal instead of Castile+Aragon" Spain scenario>Navarradon't see why Andorra would survive up until 1903
gays for Palestine
Germania is rising. Won a big war against Scandinavia and now all colonies in Africa and India will be released. Those poor colonial Scandinavians scattered all around the world....
Communists seize power...now Scandinavians have nowhere to go :(
your poland looks sick
it's all because of germs
Truthnuke
i still like how the spanish would discriminate against pvre spanish pops just because they werent born in iberia
>>2423651>terror balance?>demand the AI be smarterdoesn't he mean "make AI smarter" if it's about how the devs could fix the game?>don't implement new mechanics poorlywhy has nobody thought of this before>zurge
it's just an unfunny remake of an unfunny post
it's a funny remake of a funny post tho
>>2423662One proud bavarian has spent so much time away from good games he spelled "zerg rush" as zurge
In an ideal sim, I feel like religion for a province/pop could be better represented as a percentage or ratio of various practices with the exception of more fundamentalist religions/governments. Take medieval Japan as an example, commoners practice an even mix of folk shinto and buddhism with Confucianism and Daoism trickling from the top of the higher status classes without separating them as commoners who solely practice either.
I really want to go to China and Egypt before I die.I've never left JapanI want to visit Shanghai, see the pyramids and the Great Wall of China.
I really want to Feed and Seed before I die but I'll have to make to do with Fuck and Suck.
dunno, ask your mum
she's dead
old ass boomer
Slowly fixing dievirginsofdarkness. The troon devs removed this event.
We habeen un serious problem and you're play grand strategy?
hitler dood, wat nou?
someone post this in johancord
*assimilates to texan*
yeehaw
umm wont he lasso himself doing it like that
trust the plan
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fuck you
ah fuck you leatherman
ass we can
nothing wrong with that
there's everything wrong with that, just ask the greeks
why do they call it going greek
there's nothing wrong with being the top greek, that's what the delphi oracle said
>>2423962Have the lava orcs gotten a mission tree yet?
>>2424163"We were in the woods near Liverpool, on our own, and he looked behind him before he made a politically incorrect remark"
me, i watched
cannibalism
>>2423789why is your spain argentinian
the finnic blob grows
Just noticed some incestuous vikangz conquered Morocco.
>>2424216Why is Argentina English? So many questions...
Hispano-Chuds regain that vital access to big booty latinas!
Yo /gsg/ can you help me out? I've had this campaign going for a while, and right now I'm getting cockblocked by the decision to form Norman culture just not appearing. According to the wiki I just need to own and fully control Neustria (it's already Normandy, not sure when it changed. I used the earliest start date.), be at peace, be Norse, and at least one province in Neustria should have French culture.I don't know why the button isn't appearing.
The Anglo is still there
>>2424306COME ON ENGLANDEXPEL SOME FACKIN' FROGS
>>2424326They had no chance unfortunately even though some mediterranean looking bankers financed them. Anyway, time to unite North with South America and Northwest with East Africa.
uhhhh if you're thinking about ck2 iirc you need to be of anglo culture or anglo culture has to be present on the map or something finicky that's almost impossible to maintain over the centuries if you're not specifically paying attention to it like thatmade me ragequit when i was doing it and never tried again
Nah it's ck3, these are the requirements in the wiki Yes At peaceYes Own and fully control the Duchy of Neustria Norse culture At least one county de jure part of Duchy of Neustria has French cultureNo Norman culture existsOnly thing I can see that would be an issue, for some reason it ceased to be Neustria and became Normandy already, but I have no idea why. If I filter by Norman culture no characters exist, and no Norseman took the title in the title history. It just seemingly stopped being Neustria.
The we wuzery is officially terminado
basado
was blobbing in africa necessary?
real men blob
me when I attack a coalition member as the coalition is forming
anyone else taking 20 loans IRL? thanks eu4!
you're polish
pravoSLAV art
>pictures
>threesome mpslightly gay
weren't you turned into a cube?
explain to me the logic behind prussia restoring monarchy in britain when britain is #1 gp
how about restoring liberal democracy you fucking chuds
*installs islamic gommunism*
explain the logic behind austria restoring the monarchy in france when france is #1 gp
vgh
when are you taking catalonia?also show pops while hovering over the national focus icon so i can see how much of it is actual spaniards
beton....
surprised people are still mping vic2anyway i was going to ask:thoughts on learning french
>explain the logic behind austria restoring the monarchy in france when france is #1 gpthat was due to napoleons defeat. they just restored the previous monarchy. and the restored monarchy wasnt an absolute one but a constitutional one.whereas in your mememod prussia just installs an absolute monarchy in #1 gp britain, unprompted.an absolute monarchy that will inevitably turn on them sooner or later because, since they are #1 gp, they cant be sphered.
Imagine how things would have played out if Britain was an absolute monarchy in the 19th century...
why didn't silly pruBBiums simply full occupy britain and wait for them to fall off from gp before adding additional wargoals
so what do we think of the eu5 update?
don't know, i only play victoria 2
i don't think about eu5 at allmaybe when hardware prices fall back down to sanity
i did a grossottomaniums roman restoration a while back but then 1.2.0 released and now i can't be assed to restartwhat eu5 update are you talking about by the way
the one that dabs on memetoria2
there's a memegame in my pants
viagra can help you with that
playing with my memegame
a memegame just flew over my house
talk about eu5!!!
i don't think it will run on my pc
you can come over to ankara and play on mine
i am allergic to cockroaches
uhh what do you meani thought everybody here was turkish?
same thing
eu5 would have so much more replayability if they just had a small team shitting out flavour like events and innovations to every corner of the world like what they did for italy this beta, you basically cant play outside europa because it's all bland
>>2425448>you basically cant play outside europa because it's all blandImagine playing Europa Universalis as a non-European nation
Maybe he means flavor for warcrimes against non-European nations. Different options and selections.
liq2 hpm
liq2 hpm as kazakhstan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1dJXYyJ9Q0poland mentioned
two times too many
why do you care
because i'm an empathetic person and it's apparently very important to that man to take it up the ass
why would you use the word "apparently" to describe your own motivation
i'd explain it to you but apparently you can't read so it'd be lost on you
it makes sense in that sentence because you're describing what's apparent about ME so it's something that you can be reasonably only now finding out and be surprised by
>third coup since the startCalm down France
why are you kleingermaniums
Austria was still ranked 5th GP so it would take too long and many unnecessary deaths. Why destroy such a formidable nation when I can beat up some arabs and americans.
This never happens to me in viccy 2
>those bordersyep, that's not the swiss run
>>2423308memegame lmao
What mods could I use for HOI3 to roleplay as the evilest of all evil, rape murder genocide etc? Been looking to scratch the itch of just playing as a comically evil empire/ruler. Tried to do the same in ck2, but it's janky and I've played it way too much. Though if there's good mods for that in ck2 as well, please rec
the day gsgs start featuring tangible ships carrying people and goods across the map will be the day playing as pirates actually becomes fun
you "guys" keep moving goalposts, I remember when it was "when it has pops you can move around"
gsg players are a monolith, indeed...
fuck wrong tab don't ban plz
one doesn't accidentally post such painfully unfunny stupid shit in the wrong board, who are you trying to fool
*cum*
okay what the hell is denmark doing all the way over there
insane
she knows what she did
destroy the anglo menace
>>2425896the french were too lenient in north africa
>baron ungern>shambhala>120k viewsbros what is this. is this the great awakening?
wait a minute...that kind of layout wasn't taken from youtube's home pagethis dude literally woke up and searched for "collapse of civilization" videos lol
its not from the home page, its from the bar on the right recommending you videos while youre watching a video.the video i was watching when i got that recommendation, pic rel
never understood why people care about ungernhe was just a historical lolcow that massively overestimated himself and never won a battle
but enough about niccolo machiavelli...
literally whochiavelli
>>2426021I mean shooting defenseless people in Mongolia still counts as a victory
>historical lolcowbut enough about nicky
wild how big of a meme machiavelli is considering how basic bitch art of war tier his self-help book was"don't be a retard and try to avoid backstabbing your allies" woah so edgy
juden...
you take a lot of what you know now for grantedmuch like "the art of war" which gives riveting gems like "don't let the enemy know what you're doing" (meant for retarded eunuchs that just sucked up to the emperor)a lot of important people didn't know these things
brrrr.... cold
fair point
I bet there is a lot of science happening there
>>2426055Historically, the Jews in Odessa did less in the way of science and more in the way of comedy. They are solely responsible for it having been known as the funniest city in the USSR
march of the eagles
i remember playing it once as the ottomans, btfoing russia and england and full annexing france, then getting raped by all of europe
april of the romanians
sneed of the feed
72https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzOjmFsmJK8
>Greater Hungary that also owns all of Greater Romaniaor>Greater Romania that also owns all of Greater Hungary?
ultra trianon
both are ugly as shit, just make megali romania up to the tisza and sink the rest into lake balatro
dont really care about either flavor of gypsy 2bh
what's wrong with two dissimilar ethnostates living in peace forevermore?
End of the Crimean War(Russia,Germany,Italy vs Turkey,Britain,Scandinavia)>Russia takes Constantinopel & Kars>Germany takes Mittelafrika & Sierra Leone>Bulgaria liberated>Serbia liberated>Britain and Scandinavia become absolute monarchies>Ottomans humiliatedThe Holy Alliance prevails.
are you allied to kuk?and what about the polish question?
can you please stop using that cringe acronym
why are you on the wrong side of history
sorry i will from now on refer to it as deutsche demokratische republik
In this timeline there is no "infamy" or "balance of power". We brought the Anglos up to speed.
heavenly kingdom W
deutsche demokratische republik jake
now thats a nostalgiai remember watching the ryukyuu wc all the way back 20 years ago as a wee little lad
that's what i thought his name was but then i learned he was a weebdisregard the post above me how could anyone have nostalgia for something that happened 3 years ago?????
sorry i have to break it to you but its been like 12 years
its crazy to me, i started playing liqqy in 2014 and the game was already dead for years by then..........
and then there's chess
Groß Mittelafrika connected from West to East.
how is it not german arabia
god i wish i still had my screenshot that said "french arab union" over french libya
>3k German Communists in KenyaI wonder what they believe to achieve after we have slaughtered 400k Jacobins and Communists together with Russia.
>Lake Romanov
>lake romanovjust nuke this niggercoal sissified save bro
>I wonder what they believe to achievethe same thing as mao believed in — total victory
hello you campaignposting nigger answer me already i've waited 1 hour and 20 minutes for an answer
ah yes rebelspam what a great reminder to never play vic2 ever again
how can you tell if a save is sissified
it has cringe shit like german communists in africa
The Romanovs,Hohenzollern and Oldenburg will lead Europe to the next millennium. There´s monuments of them all over the world by now.
i hate you nigger answer me
78so irl is a sissified timeline?
you were born so yes
never seen tibet get grober
i've seen tibet get twice as big
Even in this timeline the Spanish Empire is failing. Sad to see.
help them, they're in ur sphere ;-;this is not the suez crisis
Japan has reinstated the monarchy in France. Can we still call them the yellow peril if they have more love for the French people than its own government has?12I helped Spain against France to reconquer the Pyrenees. I have helped Spain against the USA in a gruelling overseas war. If they can´t deal with this colony they don´t deserve it.
why arent the baltic states under teutonic rule yetwhy does austria and switzerland still exist
I am not in the business of killing Europeans.
grossgermniggeriums
africas like that are so boringcampaign ruining blobbing
youre telling me a german scrambled that africa
>CK2>EU4>Vicky 2>StellarisI'm missing HoI, but can't decide between 3 or 4, am I missing anything else?
Elsaß-Lothringen was an invented issue by French warmongers, which also wanted to annex everything west of the Rhine btw. France has expanded further and further east for centuries and stole German territory. Germany even negotiated with France and allowed them to keep Belfort, even though it was part of the region.If anything Germany should have punished France much more harshly and dismantled them. Only German good will and the desire to be seen as an equal power, instead of a superior one, prevented them from pushing for a more rational peace deal.
>WW1 starts between Britain and the Netherlands over colonial disputesThis World War is almost all Eurpeans united against non-Europeans plus Netherlands. It´s a beauty. I might stop here because it can´t get better from here.
>Europe in 1908
>Africa in 1908
>Asia in 1908
>South America in 1908Everyone wants to destroy Japan as if it is Germany OTL
>North America in 1908The USA has been prevented from expanding during the middle of the century by Britain(3 wars) and Germany(1 war). Then they just settled with what they have.
>The Great Powers in 1908Everyone against Japan and China.
