Reigning champion Park Sang Hyun, Zerg Gigachad Soma, has won ASL 21 against the now disgraced Terranny, securing his second title and the SIXTH ASL in a row for Zerg Chads, contributing to a Historic Zerg Chad performance, the best ever so far. In light of this fact, it's safe to say that Terrannies have now joined Tossers, and will never win another title. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Action and Shine are pretty bad, sadly.
>>2469664stop spamming your own retarded gay threads you obnoxious tranny nigger nobody cares
>>2470068Status: NOT ok.
>>2470068>a teranny just got HYDRA BUSTEDAre you ok?
>>2469664didn't your shit thread just get pruned?
>>2470146Will you tell us that you're ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RaDZuPXUFYJust how grossly overpowered are wraiths? Today, Shinee deleted Sharp's battlecruisers with just wraiths. However, wraiths are even better than that! Given equal resources, they beat even scouts, at 0-0 and at 3-3. Truly disgusting.
>>2470204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEJiV06Iwz8My God...
>>2470204Incredible, the paper mache planes that specialize in one thing only are..... good at that one thing?
>>2470229>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vRmyGxwnos>paper mache >destroys battlecruisers (500 hp, 3 armor) and scouts (150 hp, 100 shields) and carriers (300 hp, 150 shields, 4 armor)>costs just 150/100...?
>>2470218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oWAWB2wUpYAnother wraith vs. muta. No contest. Jesus Christ in Heaven.
BLORF BLORF BLORF BLORF BLORF
>>2469664Do we really need two /gsg/-tier stagnant general threads?
>>2470619Do we really need Tonsi panties? Yes.
>>2470763>the korean foid gets replaced by aryan princess tonsi>at each stage of the asl the winners get to suck her gock
>>2470277>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybpcibCZJ0c>50 dragoons vs. 50 mutas>dragoon number not even that far off from a real game scenario>muta number never seen in zvp (double the usual number)>SURELY mutas will win this one>they get destroyed here tooWow.
>>2470780>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqXXB0V-VUI>alright but SURELY mutas will win against at least goliaths>they take half damage from goliaths while doing full damage to them they MUST win right?>artosis told me so XDDDDD1>get DESTROYED even at 0-0 with no goliath range and it only gets worse from thereMutas are absolutely awful. Would be the worst unit in the game if not for the lurker.
There will be at least four Zerg Chads making it to ro16, with reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma, that makes five. However, up to seven Zerg Chads can qualify, which would make it eight. Therefore, it is possible for each one of the four ro16 groups to have two Zerg Chads in it which, in turn, makes it possible for the ro8 to be 100% Zerg Chads. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Rank my liquibet for next week
Concussive damage is good vs zerg units. Get that ghost production going.
>>2471085Mass ghosts actually does well vs mutas unironically
>>2470965I don't know about Mini. He got buck broken by Soulkey and hasn't been doing well at all since. The rest are sensible choices.
>>2471126All Terranny unit combos are overpowered. It's just that marines and tanks alone are SO overpowered, even relative to their other units, that they don't see the point in trying anything else. Bio-goliath, ghost-medic, etc.
he samefagged his own thread 19 times out of 25 posts totalyou should team up with the RTS humor autist
>>2471236>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIpLl2W2chg>they posted over ONE THOUSAND comments after the terranny got buck broken (again)Are you ok Terranny?
>>2471221>It's just that marines and tanks alone are SO overpowered, even relative to their other unitsVulture is the most overpowered unit in the game. Perhaps not the unit itself but the things they shit out on the floor.In the history of BW the spider mine has caused the most controversy in the Korean scene for its ability to swing matches and force caution despite requiring no APM after being placed.
Reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma went 4-0 in KCM. Thank you for your attention to this matter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1zND69K7GEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SAR9MrrjJwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM1pdmXGfPUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x-WKXtHW0M&t=8s
https://play.sooplive.com/cksgmldbs/296526279Mong vs Soma in tournament match right now.
Terrannies are NOT ok. Ever since the buck breaking, even Artosis has been posting cringe. He lost to Stryker the next day and this is literally a larp video that he just now posted, after he lost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wTcxQKgY_Q
>>2472326
>>2470763his apm was horrendous
>>2470934I don't know about Larva.
>>2470934Two Zerg Chads qualified today. Total Terranny Death. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
kys
Terrannies don't even understand that the larva mechanic means not only a unit-worker friction, but also a unit-worker-supply friction since overlords also require larva.
>>2470934Regrettably, Total Terranny Death is not possible today. At least partial Terranny death is guaranteed.
So is this thread just one schizo replying to himself about imagined trannies getting BTFO? Jesus.We really need to re-open the insane asylums and start rounding these people up.
>>2474443There are currently five Zerg Chads in the ro16, with reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma that makes six, and with the one guaranteed Zerg Chad qualifying tomorrow, that makes seven, and should a second one qualify, that makes eight. Terranny are you ok?
>>2474459Do you have some sort of mental illness? I'm not even into Starcraft.Like, please, get real. Is this just a persona and you're actually a normal person behind all the shitposting, or what?
we are watching her
>>2474541>zerg stacy>already better than artosis
>Tastosischads now have the premium jinjin translations nowIt's over... we lost livecucks...
>>2474459EIGHT! Just like we drew it up.
AHEM! EIGHT Zerg Chads are now in the ro16. Moreover, there are only five TTs (Terrannies and Tossers) coming from the ro24, so, given that it stands to reason that neither of the four seeded ro16 players will choose a Zerg Chad (reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma out of respect, and the other three out of fear) and will each choose one of the five TTs, it is not only possible, but likely, that there will be exactly two Zerg Chads per group, thus it is possible for all eight to advance. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2475541>tfw terrannies are waiting for the tastosis larpcast to find out
>>2472326>>2472331Is lighto-kun throwing?
lmao. watching mong v larva is just sad. just get free damage with mutas for a few minutes then just come in for the army crush and win. playing zerg is just so easy
>>2474443mostly, yes. i tried to keep the other broodwar thread active but it was mostly just me.
>>2476249They're trooning out HARD over the Tosser losing on tl and reddit. Terrannies and Tossers have entirely given up on winning, and now both hope that the other will somehow stop the Zerg Gigachad. Very similar to a bluesky-like ecochamber, they're even blaming the map jannies for "not trying to stop the Gigachad hard enough". Absolutely pathetic.
meds now
>>2475541On the first picks:Reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma: Most will expect Shuttle or Shinee, but I would assume that Gigachad knows that they might try some extra troony stuff (Shuttle, for example, went arbiters against a Zerg Chad a couple of seasons ago; he lost, but it's still less than ideal in a bo1). Still, it will most likely be one of the two, just on account of Giagachad's skill. The other likely picks are Ggaemo (old) or even JyJ (taking out a Terranny early, plus even further intimidating the other Terrannies).Terranny Leta: Almost guaranteed to pick either Shuttle or Shinee.Terranny Light: Likely Jaedong (who has lost his Chad status).Tosser Snow: If Shinee has not been picked by the previous three, it's a guaranteed pick. If he has, it will likely be Ggaemo or Shine, since Tossers, unlike Terrannies, don't usually drink their own Kool-Aid and know that TvP is very Terranny favored above a certain (fairly low) skill level, so he'll never pick Rush or JyJ. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2477064>>2477719There is one faggot on tl STILL convinced that reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma wants to avoid ZvZ.
>light picks jyjHahahahahaha! He's scared to death even of Jaedong (he beat him twice before). They're NOT ok man!
>>2479012The first picks are Shuttle, Ggaemo, JyJ, and Shinee. As I said (>>2475541), everyone is terrified of Zerg Chads.
>>2479014JyJ picks Soulkey! Light eliminated.
>>2479017Ggaemo picks Best. Even the weakest Zerg (not Chad) isn't scared of the Tossers.
>>2479019Sadly, there cannot be eight Zerg Chads marching to the ro8, but there can be seven.
>>2479159Official Zergschizo predictions:A: Guaranteed win: reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma. Guaranteed elimination: unsure, likely Shuttle, but both Best and Rush have been buck broken by Zerg Chads so either of the three could just collapse from being the room with Gigachad.B: Guaranteed win: Zero. Guaranteed elimination: tossup between Ggaedmo and Jaedong.C: Guaranteed win: assuming Zerg Gigachad Soulkey is back, it's Soulkey. Guaranteed elimination: tossup between Light or JyJ, both are gay and retarded. Light's TvZ was below 50% last season. Embarrassing. D: Guaranteed win: most will say Snow, however, he has been utterly buck broken by the two Zerg Gigachads, so much so that last season he even lost to Terranny Flash (to the Terranny's own surprise, check the vod), so it's entirely possible that he loses to the ladder Terranny and then gets hydra busted by Shine. Guaranteed elimination: Shinee, Total Terranny Death.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2479159>All the bitching about maps being imba in favor of protosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnA0cLFlLIo>Only 3 in the round of 16, one being a seeded player and another is fucking ShuttleLMAO
>>2479159dystopian
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
no shade I know he's trying his best but I hope it's not jinjin making the voiceover for the ro16 selection ceremony
>https://www.twitch.tv/artosis/clip/PlainGracefulClipsdadAllenHuhu-YdztuWH1dAAGmlRu?range=7d>got dumpstered in practice by a ladder zerg chad>just stares at the floor and grimaces >clip title: Artosis is not gonna be okay one of these days.Everyone can sense the ongoing Terranny meltdown. They're NOT ok.
You will never have a gf
>TerannyWhy hasn't this schizo been banned?
they should just go ahead and start changing the rules so that there's a set amount of players of each race competing so its less of an imbalanced shitshowlike there's room for 8 protoss, 8 terran, 8 zerg and let the cream rise to the top from there
better idea. make maps that dont have the same features as every other map that mainly benefit zerg.
>>2480252the current map pool was deliberately designed to give protoss the edge
is that why mutas can still get free harass on every natural and theres never enough room for static defense as well as all the overlord pervert pillars?
>>2480832Again, Terranny:1. Mineral and gas placement as well as vision blockers are like that to help, no, to guarantee, Terranny and Tosser drop abuse. One dropship/shuttle can easily delete a mineral line. This is how dozens of Terranny and Tosser bums used to believe that they are "good at macro" or "good at late game"; turtle on two bases for twenty minutes, droptroon the opponents' mineral line, twenty workers die instantly to one storm/eight marines, just keep blindly repeating this until you win sine it's guaranteed to be cost effective, EPEK BONJWA PIPMEST PLAYZZZZZZ D00D XDDDDDDDDDD111111112. As you can see, Tossers have plenty of space, too much space, actually, to build cannons at the natural choke. Do they? No. Do they build cannons in the main against muta openers? No. Do Terrannies make two bunkers against Tossers? Very rarely. The issue is, again, Terrannies and Tossers are dumb bums who simply omit static defense, cut corners, skip key buildings (even scanners, imagine being this bad) because, again, they are the Indians (or Chinamen) of the game, they can only win through izzat.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2480999Dude, you've been replying to yourself for most of this thread nobody is going to take you seriously when you pwn le trannies epic style with facts and logic because you're one of our board schizos like Robbie (RIP my nigga, what happened to him) or the Rise of the Reds/Mental Omega seether.
Sinon is raping Artosis as we speak
>>2479159What the fuck is Shinee doing there?
>>2481699Zerg Stacies rise up!
No Total Terranny Death today but there is no reason to be upset given how awful the Tosser performance was. Best looked worse against Rush than Shuttle did. Absolutely embarrassing. Terrannies better take note, this is practically their own current state against Zerg Chads. Prediction status (>>2479188): on point. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2470276>>2470780Stop posting and kys disingenuous faggot, u know what ur doing, as do we all
>2000-2020>terrannies and tossers winning>balance whine BAD>NO race is op>NO unit is op>game is super mega ultra heckin pimpest upvote d00d XD1111>2020-2026>terrannies and tossers losing>tl and reddit full of balance whining >zerg is op>all zerg units are op>game is dyiiing d0000dz :((((((
>>2484114When are you gonna kill yourself or shoot up a school, you obnoxious schizo?Why does everything have to be some us vs them tribal bullshit?
>>2483731No Total Terranny Death today either, but, again, Zero's performance was abysmal. Among the worst ro16 games ever played. It seems like the more the Zerg Gigachad Chads up even further, the weaker the lesser Zergs get. Mojo hypothesis undefeated.
I'm retired from posting sexy gooks but those legs damn
Snow all killed the Terrannies in KCM today. Zerg Chads were already in the final, and will take it again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2485869Why are Terrannies so weak?
one day zergschizo will make like an infested terran and kill himself.
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/2170917/#2333608Upon further consideration, an update:Terrannies:1. Buildings no longer fly for free. Researched at engineering bay. Costs 200/200. Command centers cannot fly.2. SCV: cannot repair each other. Cannot repair something while it or the SCV is taking damage. Hp reduced to 40.3. Static defense cannot be repaired. Bunkers reduce marine range by 1. Firebats can no longer be put in bunkers. Units inside die if bunker is destroyed. Turret cost increased to 100.4. Bio: units cannot be healed while they or the medics are taking damage.5. Vulture: mine damage reduced by 50%. Mines auto-destruct after one minute. Mines auto-destruct if the Vulture dies. Mines cannot re-burrow after being triggered if the target dies before detonation, they auto-destruct instead, doing no damage. Cost increased to 100/25.6. Siege Tank: supply increased to 3.7. Science Vessel: irradiate energy cost increased to 150. Movement speed reduced. Defensive matrix can no longer be cast on bio.8. Cloaked units are no longer invincible and can be manually targeted.Tossers:1. Zealot: minor nerf.2. Dragoon: minor buff.3. High Templar: storm range reduced by 1.4. Reaver: duds fixed.5. Scout: cost reduced.6. Carriers: interceptors can take splash damage.7. Dark templar now properly triggers an alert when killing workers in one hit.8. Cloaked units are no longer invincible and can be manually targeted.Zerg Chads:1. Lair and Hive increase the number of larva per hatchery by one.2. Static defense: cost and build time reduced.3. Creep: initial radius increased. Slowly spreads indefinitely after Hive.4. Lurker: attacks can no longer miss when enemy units are just walking by. Range increased by 1. Cost decreased to 50/75.5. Queen: spawn broodling energy cost reduced to 100. Ensnare now properly works on goliaths and tanks.6. Ultralisk: does splash damage.7. Guardians: does splash damage.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2488581>zerg needs to be even more OPwe get it, you either don't play brood war or you're lowkirkenuinely retarded
Zerg Gigachad Soulkey looked like himself today. Do we dare believe? TWO Zerg Chads at the same time? Unfortunately, he made second place, meaning they're almost certainly going to "randomly" pair him with reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma. Unless, of course, Terrannies cry for a pairing that is even more to their liking and/or the tournament jannies decide that pairing the two Zerg Gigachads is actually more risky since one of them is thereby guaranteed to advance. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2485072How come Korea has so many cute chicks watching these things? You never see that anywhere else.>tfw you didn't go pro and be worshipped by hordes of horny e-gook-girlsSad...
>>2488810they are members of the starcraft university, basically e-thots that train under the guidance of the male top players. that's how the starcraft scene stays alive, that's how they make money
>https://tl.net/forum/bw-tournaments/646297-asl22-ro16-group-d?page=14BREAKING: Even teamliquidshitters are tired of Terranny nonsense.>LOVE when this happens.>You can search my posts in the original thread when the maps were first released. I claimed then and there that the maps were absolute graveyards for Protoss (even against T). So sweet to be 100% right on this.>Salute to that 910 guy that has been picking the ASL mappool for the past 5 years especially to protect the ever so delicate Terran players of any "unfair" disadvantages. What an absolute joke.>Someone in this thread brought up the argument that we have enough of a sample of games between real competitive pros over the past 20 years to SAFELY conclude that the game doesn't need a patch to balance the races. Brother, you could send a mega dataset of all pro matches of this game to the best data scientist in the world and I assure you, hand in fire or whatever the fuck you want that the conclusion would be the exact opposite. Protoss is far weaker than any of the other races.>That being said: I still think that these organizers should grow a fucking pair and fire that guy doing the maps and stop asking Terrans what they think of the maps for the next 5-10 years. Don't worry, it's a very solid race, they'll never be disadvantaged to a degree comparable to what P (and Z, sometimes) has to deal with.As the Zergschizo, I concur. The current map jannies should have been fired at least one season ago, just on account of how janky (and ugly) their maps have been lately.
How did the three Terranny bums even make it this far? Rush: ro24: beat a random ladder Zerg, lost a game to Shuttle, beat Bisu once; ro16: lost a game to Best, went 2-1 against Shuttle (again), went 2-0 against a comatose Best, who looked worse than Shuttle. Light: practically lost his first ro16 game against JyJ, who threw a crazy good position like a Terranny retard, went 2-1 against Hero (basically the Zerg Shuttle). Leta: won against Ggaemo (?!?), went 2-1 against Zero, who threw both games, and almost threw the one he won too. Wow. If the semifinals are not all Zerg Chads, it will be an absolute travesty.
>>2485869Zerg Chads took it today, with reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma delivering the final kill, no less. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
anyone has a link to that korean guy who does behind the scenes asl vlogs with the pros before and after the matches?
no
kino incoming. screenshot this post
>>2490281This is what Terrannies have been reduced to. It's too late for some, FAR too late. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRxg8yVhbQY&list=RDyRxg8yVhbQY&start_radio=1
>>2490186herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxSOB8X2vLI
Rename this game to ZergCraft
>>2490392>Rename this game to ZergCraft
>SnowKWAB
>zerg so overpowered that they're overrepresented in every tournamentI propose we nerf zerg by increasing hydra cost to 100/50, and muta cost to 150/150, and increasing larva spawn time to 20seconds. As compensation zerglings will now cost 45 and morph .1 seconds faster.
>>2490806>overrepresentedWhat does this mean? Terranny bums with losing TvZ records are OVERrepresented. Zerg Chads are there because they rose up.
>>2490806>>2490913Looking at the ASL22 Terrannies, Terranny Leta, Terranny Light, Terranny Rush, Terranny Sharp, Terranny Shinee, Terranny Mong, Terranny Organ, and Terranny Speed should not be there.
kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK5WD1EAnpUWow! AI bot plays Terranny against Larva. Kills mutas just by a-moving, doesn't even need turrets. Are Terranny "humans" this bad at the game? They can't even take advantage of this abysmal imbalance anymore? Basic math: marines cost no gas, mutas cost 100 gas.
the AI has maphacks lol
its overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vsTqNwHquE
Official Zergschizo prediction for tomorrow:Terranny Rush is an absolute bum, losing TvZ record, and it's like 46%, too; very bad. That being said, Shine, although he has played very well in the ro16, is not exactly Gigachad. It's a total disgrace that someone with a losing record can even be in the ro8 to begin with. Hopefully an all Zerg ro4 will get the momentum going to begin rectifying this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>Ctrl + f “terranny” or “terranies”: 57 resultsWhat causes this behavior
On muta vs. hydra openings against Terranny bio.
Very sad games today. The more back to back titles that Zerg Gigachads win by destroying all Terrannies and Tossers, the worse the lesser Zergs get, so much so that they can't even keep ladder bums like Terranny Rush out of the ro4. Abysmal. Effort is also quite bad, actually, barely winning a best of x since dumpstering Terranny Flash in the final. He hasn't even been in half of the ASLs since. No idea why teamliquidshitters and redditors are hyping him so much, he might lose to Terranny Light, who is also a massive bum with a losing TvZ record without the Jaedong farming. What is the point of the seeding system if three out of four players are always three random losers? I would image that it was originally meant to help the best players against ro24 abuse, but it is now doing the opposite. Best to scrap it at this point, really, and make ro24 bo3. Note, also, the totally pathetic state of "muh m00tas >:((((( d00dz":>game 3 and 5>the terranny actually made turrets>xXxm00ta harazxXx does 0 damage>the terranny's push is neither smaller nor delayed>the terranny simply autowinsTotal junk units. Should cost no gas.
>>2492290estrogen, ironically
>>2491712>>2491782>>2492020>muh maphack>muh targetingMutas are garbage units. They've always died to marines. It's just that not even Terrannies understand how literal I MAEK MARINE can get.
>>2492925putting muh before a subject doesn't nullify itback to /pol/ you go and make sure to read the sticky
>TvT SemisYikes. I'm happy we avoid ZvZ finals but this hurts almost as much.
OH NO NO NO NOWHAT THE HECK HAPPENED THIS WEEK? ZERGSISSIES OUR RESPONSE?
>>2493960ZERG IS TOTALLY OP YOU GUYS!!!1! It's not like Zerg's perceived imbalance comes down to the fact that Soulkey and Soma are just better players than the rest or anything
i always thought zergling imba had the most to do with zergling micro and mutalisk micro being skills that you can directly practice on lan with the highest payoff
>>2493960>>2493985>>2493999See: >>2492693. Perhaps after the KeSPA boomers are replaced and/or dilate to death after Zerg Chads win ten ASLs in a row, there will be a general map normalization that will finally allow any Zergs below Gigachad tier to win against ladder Terrannies. 1. Naturals that cannot be walled.2. Main and natural not adjacent, each requires its own wall.3. Some way to stop droptrooning. Likely impossible.4. A third that is not free to hold for Terrannies and Tossers, i.e. basically a second natural with two chokes.5. Geyser-assimilator mechanic that allows Zergs to permanently close paths in order to punish Terrannies and Tossers staying on two bases for twenty minutes.6. Semi-island or pseudo-island features normalized. 7. Maps larger than 128x128.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2490392it's been zergcraft ever since the gooks picked it up and blizzard was forced to make them misunderstood dindu nuffins in the sequel.
The Pluto bot is destroying Larva in PvZ now. Most of the worthless KeSPA faggots have forgotten just how hard how ZvP is. Ironically, it got way easier after MUH BISU.
somehow I have this feeling that even though Light won and he played very well, he probably shouldn't have. it feels like he kind of momentum'd his way through that, kind of just brute forced it, like it wasn't clean and the series could have gone either way still.
>>2494832Terrnnies always mindlessly a-move and droptroon against Zerg, and just shuffle between bases until it happens to work, since Zerg cannot cost-efficiently trade against marines.
>>2494863>droptroonIt’s time to log off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfo4C0xzU04>game 1>bot maek vultures and wins>artosis: I'VE NEVER EVER EVER EVER SEEN SUCH A THING MY D00DZ11 W00T??! XDDDDD
Official Zergschizo predictions for tomorrow and the day after:1. Reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma goes 3-0 against Jaedong.2. Assuming that Zerg Gigachad and quadruple back to back champion Soulkey is back to his championship form, he goes 3-0 against Terranny Leta. This ASL, his games looked very good. It's not just that he won, it's that he looked like himself again. This is very important.
"good' game design? Explosive damage
>>2494863realistically what do terrans need to actually do
>>2496031They need to 41%.
>>24957033-1. Nevertheless, a top tier performance from reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma. The two Terrannies are clutching their dilators. Tomorrow, Soulkey's status will be revealed.
Why are trees and obstacles not allowed in tournament maps?
>>2496185they are
>>2496256I'm talking about doodads(in map editor lingo) that act as if they were high ground and enemies can miss a unit behind it. I've read that they are not tournament permitted or something, uh perhaps wrong game.
>>2496069>worthless faggots on teamliquidshit and reddit are saying "a zerg win is now guaranteed" in the soma-jaedong threads >they KNOW it's over and terrannies will never win again just like tossers so at this point they are LITERALLY just hoping a lesser zerg will take out the zerg gigachadStatus: NOT ok.
The absolute state of 2026 Protoss
>>2496274cute slut
I've had a rekindled desire to play the Starcraft campaign.
>>2496283avoid the remastered cancer
>>2496274Soulkey and Soma buck broke him unironically.
>>2496274this is the dance i do after 4-gating some noob
>>2496285what'd it change?
>>2496358the unit/hero portraits and renders are bad enough but the starcraft 2 style drawings they shoehorned in between missions are absolutely disgusting
HYDRA-QUEEN. INFESTED COMMAND CENTER. 3-0. TOTAL TERRANNY DEATH.
>>2490281Terranny are you ok? Are you ok Terranny?
>>2496553Both Terrannies will try to throw now just to avoid further buck breaking from Gigachad.
Fenixhe hungery for battle
light sweeps
are we rooting for Soulkey or Soma? I think I prefer Soma and he's probably the better player(at least at ZvZ) but part of me wants Soulkey to have another season just so Flash can be officially dethroned as the person with the most ASL stars.
don't care about zergsissies
>>2497785It's gonna come down to whoever the brain zerg decides to back up
>>2497785Official Zergschizo thoughts on the matter:Zerg Gigachad Soulkey seems to be back. Though the sample size is not that large, he has looked like himself in every game so far. Reigning champion Zerg Gigachad Soma is also in Gigaform. A pragmatic question: suppose that Zerg Gigachad Soulkey wins this ASL, how many more wins does he still have in him? He's almost 35. Of course, his Gigamethod is precisely not engaging in microtrooning against Terrannies and Tossers, instead choosing the reptilian approach of gradual constriction (note that this is not KeSPA era macrobotting), so one would think that this would keep working irrespective of reaction times declining and such. Still, given the extreme fragility of Zerg units and buildings, it's hard to believe that anyone could keep a win streak going after 35, even a World-Historic Gigachad like him. If he wins a fifth one, although it would be a Gigamilestone for Zerg Gigachads, the Gigaconcern would be that Zerg Gigachad Soma's momentum could suffer, potentially enough to even put the next Gigawin in question. Conversely, Zerg Gigachad Soma has not even become himself yet. He can still reach at least one Gigatier higher, if not more, and if he beats Zerg Gigachad Soulkey, he is guaranteed to do so, and to amass at least five titles, and likely many more. Of course, there is also the very improbably but Gigapotential Gigasynthesis option, whereby Zerg Gigachad Soulkey wins and this prompts both Gigachads to GIGAMAXX and from here on out Gigathrash both ASL brackets until Total Terranny Death happens in real life. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>2497850According to Soulkey's final interview, Calm is gonna help him vs Soma. He even calls it a 2vs1https://youtu.be/K1DUbSAuqBY?si=Y3GKKiFFoXNuG8fK&t=6118Then again Soma also thanked Calm for help with buildsCrazy how much pull such a shit player has
>>2498008Calm is an MSL champion.
>>2498013>Calm won the paralympics 15 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K26mimenARY
>>2496270there's just no way to place those without also turning the map into tank cancer. for the miss chance doodad to work you have to place it as an actual doodad, and all of these have collision somewhere at the bottom, so to have decent coverage you'd have to turn the middle of the map into a peg board. 50% miss chance is not enough to make up for terranny clutter advantage>>2496534can't say i miss old kerrigan
Official Zergschizo predictions for tomorrow:Two ladder bum Terrannies take two hours to "resolve" what is in actuality the real "coin flip" matchup. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
why are we still pretending the finals can possibly be anything other than light vs soma
could still be light vs soulkey because zvz is retarded
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Light felt completely deflated today. The fact that he didnt even bother fighting out that last game... sad
>>2500134In the /v/ thread, I predicted that both Terrannies will try to throw in order to avoid facing Gigachad. Their hormones cannot handle it.
Calm won, again.
Watching Calm's reaction right now. What I love about gooks is how savagely blunt they are.
>>2500576Both soma and soulkey said on stage that today was the finals
battle of the gnomes
>>2500576>>2500628>>2500674Absolutely disgusting how Terranny Rush has not only a losing TvZ record, but it's like 47% or something, and was 46% before he got past Shine, and he's in the FINAL. If either Gigachad had even a 49% going into the finals they would never stop trooning about it. They were spazzing out hard at Gigachad Soulkey's ZvZ being at 51%, a WINNING record, a couple of seasons ago. Snow, too, had a losing PvZ last two times when he got dumpstered by both Gigachads. At least now since both Gigachads are seeded there will be "only" two seeds wasted on Terranny and Tossers loser ladder bums instead of three.
>>2500628>10 days until finals>SK goes 4-0 against Rush>5th ASL title, dethrones Flash>another Zerg champion>meanwhile Serral is the Magnus Carlsen of SC2 and will continue to rack up Zerg titles until he retires willingly in his 40sKWAB franchise hard carried by one factionThis is why AoE2 is more profitable and more taken seriously in esports faggotry
Official Zergschizo analysis:Although Zerg Gigachad Soma is just as Gigabrained as Zerg Gigachad Soulkey in making calls, this Gigasemi, practically the Gigafinal, has demonstrated that Zerg Gigachad Soma's propensity for also engaging in impromptu micro moments is actually harmful to the Gigacalls. When Zerg Gigachad Soulkey squeezes the life out of the Terrannies, much like an anaconda, he makes a Gigacall, then makes another, then another, then another, never engaging in "micro", beyond the usual muta stuff. The Gigacalls, therefore, Gigacompound and put him in a Gigaposition, wherefrom it almost looks like the Terranny 41%-ed terrself, without any exertion from Gigachad. When Zerg Gigachad Soma thrashes the Terrannies, on the other hand, although, again, he makes the same Gigacalls, the micro, when it Gigaworks, lends him a Gigawin right then and there, however, crucially, when it Gigafails and/or it begins overriding the call function (this is Gigainsidious, as was demonstrated yesterday), there is an inevitable Gigadisaster; moreover, one which Gigareveals just how much more deadly calls alone are relative to the calls-micro combo, there is an apparently insuperable internal friction in the latter. Regardless, Terranny Rush is dead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Soulkey texting Calm for advice inbetween games. https://youtu.be/14fk5nbpf0k?si=KIRu434EaMESICCl&t=570Should this be allowed?
>>2500950They let Terranny Barracks do it.
>>2499762LOL
https://youtu.be/YlZ_S_dS8bY?si=XdnTWsQhhXXvwFCi&t=630>"he isn't just regular Soulkey, he's equipped with an AI, one named Calm"
>>2500674how the hell is that chubby franklin the turtle looking retard 53kg?
>>2501466probably data from back in the day>>2501333Kek I watched some of calm's reaction with autotranslate and he was acting all humble and bashful like 'nah nah this time I really didn't do much guys' but in the ending interview soulkey goes on to say calm set up each of his builds for each game every single game.
>>2501333how can such a dogshit player have such a grip on the game
>>2501500Makes sense. Theorycels are just as useful, what holds people back from true top quality performance is hand speed, reactions and decisionmaking. The inverse is also true, but less so. Hence pros might need a pocket strategist to give them pointers. This should btw be codified into pros having "seconds" or a "corner" that can give them updates and fixes in between rounds. These pros are basically a form of prize fighter anyway
somasissies???
>>2501507at least he has a wife and child, soulkey is an hideous manlet who's single and broke at 35, he will die alone
>soma>soulkeyzero aura. only a badass like jaedong is based enough to pick kelly clarkson as his intro song
>SomaPrepares by getting his ass ravaged by effort in ZvZ.>SoulkeyPrepares by letting Calm choose all the builds for him.You'd think the former would yield better results especially considering the matchup but we're at the point where everybody is forced to recognize Calm's impact. Soma was the clear favorite.When Calm is watching the games with effort and I think his brother they're curious as to what build he gave to Soulkey on any given map but he never answers and just puts on that shit-eating grin.Easily the most enigmatic motherfucker in BW.
soulkey is a cuck
It's said Soulkey, not Sulky. You know who you are. you've been saying it that way for years.
Prayer circle for Rush to win a couple games so the finals don't feel too one sided and boring
One week, Terrannies.
rush will win every game and have consensual sex with gyuri on-stage.
>>2500800blame blizzard thinking that buffing the dedicated gookclick race that's already OP was a good idea.
