New Paraslop coming soonhttps://www.paradoxinteractive.com/our-games/canyouguesspdx
Might be a post-apocalyptic map game. Modern day is too touchy, so we are skipping straight to after the end.
>>2472055its dune
>>2472055the worlds first porn grand strategy game
Ngl, i'm hyped
israel simulator confirmed as next paragoy game?
>>2472472>laughs in VenusBlood
>>2472099I wish they tried Cold War again, it could even be a March of the Eagles situation where they try out systems for HoI5.
It must be a post-apo game..
Whatever it is it will be busted garbage that will never be fully fixed and the fixes you do get you'll have to pay for
Post nuclear apocalypse?
>>2472055>>2472524Took a screenshot of the structure in the corner of the page, here is the original. It looks like some kind of skeleton or alternatively a ship. My guess is something not set on Earth so I doubt it's post apo
>>2472592>>2472055Here is after raising the contrast and dicking around in editing software. Maybe one of you anons could do a better job
>>2472593Now that I'm looking at it again I think maybe it's a dragon skeleton
>>2472516>Whatever it is it will be busted garbage that will never be fully fixed and the fixes you do get you'll have to pay forAnd if you come back in five years to play it, it will have a thousand different unfinished dogshit DLC systems that boil down to clicking a button every five years
>>2472593>knife underneath flagGives some indication to the tech level/time period
>>2472596It's a machete, post apoc guaranteed
Its another stellaris spinoff game with stolen assets that no one will play
>>2472472>Sengoku Rance>VenusBlood>Madou KoukakuThere are also a bunch of others i dont recall the name, mostly by the studio that did Alchemy and Castle Meister
I hoipe its the grand strategy fantasy game people have been speculating about, the Anbennar niche caught the attention of paradox i've heard
>>2472508theres a cold war game thats been on vaporware/dev hell status for like 5 years, but seems to have decent interest in it, its a definite untapped niche
>>2472668Maybe they could include in it other fantasy IPs they own like Tyranny, World of Darkness, Exalted, and hell, maybe some Stellaris stuff.Like the Super Smash Bros, Heroes of the Storm etc. of grand strategy games.
>>2472593It's a tie fighter.
>>2472478At least the dogshit AI will be excusable seeing how inept Israel's enemies are.
>>2472666Sengoku isn't even the first GS Rance game.
>>2472666>the studio that did Alchemy and Castle MeisterEushully.A studio that is very consistent in delivering gameplay that is more interesting than the porn around it. Really good stuff.
>>2472055I hope its like shadow empire but with hoi4 type combat.>>2472511>>2472524Hopefully a good one, all post apoc strategy is pretty much bad, except for shadow empire.>>2472650Nah if its like hoi4 they could print money, they just refuse to have good war systems and are obsessed with stupid spreadsheets nowadays.Like give us a wargame please, that is what made you the company you are.Make me spend my time supplying and building my army then unleashing it.I don't care about 2% trade tariffs on the county of oocares-novere.
>>2473101MANY are saying this but the porn is good too thoughbeit
>>2472472Wake me up when RTS porn game comes next
>>2472704a GSG from the lore of Tyranny would be cool as fuck, its a crime they never expanded on that game, the Archon Armies concept was very cool
>>2473121HoI4 already exists. And actually putting in a logistics system would be yet another brainlet filter, dumb faggot.
>>2473010nigga that's not a tie fighter
>>2473211oh my science, did you just misidentify that TIE pattern you bigot???
>>2473238goddess... some people really have zero media literacy
>>2473255Please, since you're such a trekkie, why don't you clear up what it is for the rest us... I'll wait.
>>2473182I don't think Shadow Empire's logistics are as difficult as everybody says. If you are having trouble just build a higher tier Truck Station.
>>2473264sorry but i dont owe you emotional labour. have the day you deserve, chud /s
edit : Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>2473267>I was wrong and I cannot admit it.It's OK to concede, daddy isn't here and he's not going to whoop you for it.
>>2473270source?
>>2472055If it's a post-apocalyptic game as many are now speculating, it could be fun and interesting if done correctly because they'll no longer be confined to make something (loosely) historically accurate and can focus on fun. It would be a setting that would allow them to finally do something interesting with Africa and South America for example. Imagine a PDX game where there's something to do in South America besides saving it for last in your world conquest!Kinda worried about Podcat being the lead designer after what HOI4 was before he left and they reworked the entire game, but the alternative is having Johan be the lead designer and we all saw how that went with both Imperator and EU5.>>2472508In the years since they initially said they won't do any more attempts at a Cold War game, the world changed and now they super can't do another Cold War game. You can't do a proper Paradox-style Cold War game without including Israel's hijinks during the time period, and even East vs. West had a Six Day War bookmark. But now we live in an age where you, as a publicly traded company, can't make anything that makes Israel look bad or antagonistic, or else they completely destroy you. So the most they can do is make something where it's just the US and USSR trolling each other in Europe, which has already been done (HOI3 had an Operation Unthinkable bookmark, which is the furthest you can go with a Cold War game these days).
>>2473272It's conjecture. I don't have direct evidence of daddy whooppings.
I'm genuinely hyped. I can't wait to buy 500€ worth of DLCs on a broken game, unironically.
>>2472668Wait isn't that Age of Wonders?
>>2472099>Modern day is too touchyThey could minimize the backflash by focusing it on a specific time and place in modern day rather than whole world maybe? Imagine, a middle east GSG set post WW2 to modern day. What could go wrong?(It would probably unironically do well I think, discounting how scared shilltubers would be to touch it anyways)
>>2472055Cant wait for more boring 'simulation' shite from the maker of imperator and eu5
>>2473308I’d be more concerned about the ravenous libtard hordes freaking the fuck out and trying to kill you if you depict socialism as even slightly not perfect or Israel as anything but giga Hitler 2.0 with events about crispy Palestinians kids going in the ovens.
>>2473364No. Not grand strategy at all, it’s a very mid 4x game.
>>2473387I imagine they'd make it more like Stellaris if they go with the fantasy route.
>>2473361Why wait? EU5 is right there.
>>2473361>Buying Paradox games in The Big '26A fool and his money are soon parted
>>2472055Desert, ship ruins, pirate flag, machete. Probably post apoc or something where the world desertificates over time.
>>2472055>CK3 still not fixed>Victoria 3 still not fixed>EU5 is barely playable >BUT LET'S MAKE ANOTHER GAYME GOYS!And the retarded cattle will eat it all up. It'll be Stellaris 2.
>>2473511What a dumb, illiterate nigger post.
>>2473511CK3 and V3 are both much better than EU5 though
>>2473419Already have that
>>2472508>Cold WarSpeaking of, whatever happened to that Espiocracy game?
>>2473640I saw a while ago that it's coming out in 2026 and then the niggers changed it to 2027.
>>2473642Watch Gilded Destiny do the same.>N1RV Ann-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action>Added on 2019-12-01Bro...Kreml- I mean, Nostalgames are our only hope.
>>2473658Zero chance we get Gillded Destiny this year. The dev diaries have been scarce this year wich probably means that it either is approaching close to a beta state or it's in development hell. I say the former because the game looks good on the videos.We'll be lucky if we get a beta at the end of the year wich could mean a late 2027 release. The alpha is not even a game, it's just a map with some menus. t. Original backer with alpha access.
>Paradox makes a Post Apoc GSG right when I am almost done making my own.FUCK YOU PDX FUCKKKK FUCK YOU! FUCK! I am not joking this is years of my fucking life.FUCK THIS COMPANY!
>>2473677Is yours actually any good? theirs won't be.
>>2473707Mine has a real time battle layer
>>2473677Rip anons profits
>>2473677Hey man, it might flop hard with a bunch of disappointed players who are looking for an alternative that doesn't suck. They're creating a market for you!
