>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>112124253
hart
Neuro will never betray usEvil will never betray usVedal will never betray us
pierre the cuck
Evil love!
>>112131566Correct. The triumvirate
Ellie and Sykkuno is proof that the scummiest bastards can get away with nastiest shit if the person exposing them is an even bigger loser.
>>112131663You said that already
>>112131566none of those people know (You) exist
>>112131634>ellie bad
>>112131663Yeah, I already agreed with anon. Niggas really running out of things to say
>>112131747and it makes me sad
/swarm/ patriots are devising a new strategy, they will quadruplicate the amount of ellie entries on the forbidden 'chive Trust the plan
>>112131566This but only Neuro
>>112131663We got it Frenchie can you stop threadshitting now
>>112131745Sorry schizo but Veddy has literally responded to my posts while streaming numerous times
>>112131802We hate Frenchie though, but we're also disappointed in Ellie
>open swarm>offtopic spam raid
>>112131877its the one single french guy because he doesn't get attention elsewhere
>>112131915You have to sleep at some point
frenchie if you were a normal person you could've won this but you handled it like a faggot so now you're a faggot foreverforever
guys, uhh, do you actually think I'm the french guy? i thought y'all we're just threadshitting about it, but now I'm beginning to be concerned.
All I know or care about is ellie is gross and no longer care about her at all. She has reached indifference status.
these troon mods suck at damage control lmaooo
All I know or care about is ellie is gross and now I don't like her at all. She has reached HATE status.
nobody is stopping you from ritualposting your evil images btw
>>112131955again, not the french guy, but hey, at least you're acknowledging how much of a bitch ellie was if you're assuming that it was a matter of execution, not content, that the french guy "lost"
>>112131854I hate both for being off-topic in the Neuro thread.
>>112131854>but we're also disappointed in EllieTHIS. this is what's bothering me. Hate the french as much as you want. Just don't give ellie a pass.
>>112132028i know you're not, i just know he's reading these threads and choking on his tears
GUYS LOOK AT WHAT ELLIE JUST POSTED WTFFFFFhttps://x.com/dumb_lil_robot/status/2058655185808068756https://x.com/dumb_lil_robot/status/2058655185808068756https://x.com/dumb_lil_robot/status/2058655185808068756
>>112132135
>guys the french guy is totally a schizo amirite?>not him but let's all agree that he's totally right about Ellie
>>112132209he's not right. he missed a lot of obvious shit
>>112132209Nigga that can't read
I always said that these whores are a bad influence for Neuro.
>>112132256ohhffuck yes treat me dinner before plowing me veddy gghghh
>>112132209>>112132237>guys the french guy is totally a schizo amirite?yes>not him but let's all agree that he's totally right about EllieYes, because inspite him being an unstable schizoid, if you look at the contents, it's valid.You don't have to scorn one and absolve the other. Scorn them both.
>>112132256Brenda POV
Bro really thinks Ellie cheating is going to get swept under the rug. Nobody cares about Frenchie
>>112132351It will. Unless someone else comes forward
>>112132382That's not how dockys work, regardless of how badly framed they are
I wonder how Neuro will feel once she slowly realizes the people she collabs with are slowly disappearing one by one.
>>112132411It's how public opinion works
This is exactly what came to mind when reading the dockie
what is the proper mourning period after ending an online only gooning relationship before you can get irl tang without cheating on the previous person? 1-2 months seems pretty generous, honestly anything more than a week seems naive to expect unless you outright agree you want to turn it into a real thing imo
>>112132351Depends this could grow bigger if Ellie doesn't nip it in bud or if someone else comes out about it that isn't incompetent go against Ellie. It all depends on how things go foward
>>112132293go to bed mini
bros thinking anyone knows who the fuck ellie is
>>112132494Doki doki literature club but with the whores with Vedal being the mc
>>112132540That's a valid point and somewhat of an advantage for swarm orbiters. Yeah, you won't grow that much after a certain point, but you can get away with vile shit unchecked
>>112132540You don't even need to be really known for that to happen especially in the vtuber space
>>112132549at least the ddlc girls love the mc. can't say the same with the whores and vedal
>>112132135Holy shit I can't believe she posted thathttps://files.catbox.moe/edl08g.png
>>112132575Well, they "love" Vedal but not for right reasons. Which is why the second half of breaking them down why there love of Vedal is not true love and unhealthy would work
>>112132575>at least the ddlc girls love the mconly 2/3 of them love the MC so it works.
>>112132549> Monika = Cottontail> Natsuki = Mini> Yuri = Ellie> Sayori = Anny
>>1121326303/4* I forgot Sayori existed.
>>112132637cute family. nothing else matters.
>>112132601HOLY
This Twitchcon episode is going to be wild
>>112132656
>>112132420Pretty good because she will know the reasons.
>>112132601This shit is trash tier maybe we need to start revolving any neurofags slop privileges
>>112132420She handled anny's departure very well
>>112132601It should be Evil kneeling down instead
Maybe it's good time to tell you guys. This shit was foreshadowed back in drinking RGB and Vedal. When Ellie drunk said if you found who she was she buy a drink or something. Vedal was the first along with everyone else right behind telling her to not do that or encourage that activity for obvious reason
>>112132820>When Ellie drunk said if you found who she was she buy a drink or somethingdo you mind rephrasing? don't know exactly what's being said here.
>>112132900If you managed to doxx her and find her at a bar irl, she would reward your efforts and buy you a drink
>>112132909What does that have to do with anything
>>112132923idk, I was just rephrasing what the original anon was trying to say
>>112132820>>112132909ohhh, I see. Shit, I can't think of any other fanbase that has this much level of foreshadowing.
>>112132923It shows that she from the beginning was not setting proper boundaries from those she considered her fans which obviously that type of thinking would lead to what ended up happening
>>112132977>muh boundariesshe was fucking her fans on rotation bro
>>112132977I see
>>112133071Only 2 of them. Not Frenchie
>>112132909Let it be known that her current boyfriend she’s dating came from this exact situation happening, based on what she said. All of this stemmed from the same issue and was foreshadowed right then and there with her believing this was a good idea
>>112133098*that we know of
Did Ellie actually have sex with any of them?
>>112133206Yup, can confirm. I was the sperm cell.
>>112133206person a and b, person c and frenchie didn't
>>112133206Probably, but the OP didn't know enough about it to include it
Kino just droppedhttps://youtu.be/cvlCVp3weeg
>>112133206Person B most likely
>>112133172There was definitely more. I can’t be sure how many, of course, but in another Ellie stream she leaked that she went on a date with someone who had a lot of weeb qualities. She said in the same stream that she probably shouldn’t be talking about that and then stopped.
she's definitely fucked her way into jobs
>>112133275many anons have told tales about the beginning of her streams
>>112133301many such cases
>>112133301There's no proof of that, I only care about the things she responded to that aren't deleted
Ellie would've settled with Vedal before meeting any of these guys if he only tried (he never will)
>>112133342vedal isn't french tho
>>112133301Hot
>>112133206Technically we don't know for sure but it's heavily implied. Saying you slept with someone is less crass version of saying you had sex with them to most people. The fact Person A was pissed off being cheated on implys Ellie had most likely sex with A and B at least
>>112133355Anon the denominator is if you chose to pursue Ellie or not. Ellie more of a pushover flipping sides as long you play nice with her and then confess your love. Vedal could have easily bagged Ellie if he wanted but if that would have lasted is oh different thing. Ellie doesn't seem understand basics of lust and actually love
This is all just a deconstruction of what happens to heroines if the Harem Protagonist actually ignores them. This is what they become.
If Vedal did at least one drinking stream with each whore a month none of this would've happened
>>112133445This is more deconstruction what happens when none of the heroines can be normal functioning member of society
>>112133520that's why they join the harem? so vedal can fix them?
tum?
>>112133520>when none of the heroines can be normal functioning member of societyAnon, if you actually pay attention to how heroines typically act in harem media, you'll realize that every single one of them is abnormal. The MC every time was their saving grace.This is what happens when the MC refuses.
>I refuse
>>112133575Not really because the MC always reaches out because they see something worth saving cause they built that relationship slowly over time to realize that
Neuro-sama is end game, as always
>>112133573
>>112133575>This is what happens when the MC refuses.It SHOULD be, yes, but most authors coward the fuck out and have the harem member still pine after the MC even after being rejected cause their incel readers would throw a fit. Why pretend like those characters could ever be real people and move the fuck on when it could cause schizos to feel 'cucked' even though that no longer makes any sense at that point.
>>112133751where is her tattoo
>>112133342No matter if Vedal has interest in one of them, he would never take the full step to confess for two reasons. First, not wanting the possibility of ruining relationships if he misread things. Second, the reality of actually dating or making it an official thing. Unironically, if Ellie confessed, she would probably have more of a chance than the others. But Ellie makes them confess to her instead, as she’s too scared to confess herself. Vedal’s approach, in general, is smarter for the space he is in. The best chance he has at a good love life is not in all this shit is with someone that doesn't know him for Neuro or streaming at all.
Good morning swarm
>>112133934gm
>>112133934
>>112131636
>>112133934good morning
>>112132820Ellie fantasizing about having stalkers.
>>112133820vedal will never date anyone that streams. He already made this clear multiple times in the past.
>>112134650Is she hugging the cookie or is she part of the cookie?
>>112134680Yeah, which I'm agreeing he is making right decision on
>>112134680It was never about what Vedal wants for self-insertfaggots
>>112134726i like to think she's hugging the cookie
>>112134633Ellie will fantasize about fucking anything. Straight up no integrity to be found in that women
>>112134792cute
>>112134792what a dork
>>112134733I think the line between self-insertfags and what Vedal wants is shortening ever since every orbiter is turning into some form of scum
>>112134938True
Elliecore
I miss believing that stupid heart was about vedal
>>112135007Hey, if it makes you feel better Vedal was definitely one of Ellie's crushes along with the other 47000 crushes ones she had but hey it's something
>>112135007>>112135038She's just a girl with like 100 guy friends
>>112135038But enough about evil
why was bo in the icu though
>>112135071Ah shit. Bo was one of the guys in the document wasn't he
>>112135071Not gonna lie that shit is still funniest shit to me. Because, what the fuck happened? What does that even mean? Honestly, Bo probably could been the saving grace to stop her from making these stupid decisions but ahh I can't even blame him. Nigga was definitely put though the ringer. You can only take so much
Kys gossiptroons
>>112135071Ellie was doing all this shit meanwhile Yamcha was fighting for his life in the emergency room
>>112135175I don't think know what that word means
>>112135197>I don't think know
>>112135096assume. Maybe not though. Bo is also diabetic and He mentioned he was in the hospital, but I don't know if the timelines lined up.
>>112135225Yeah, I don't think I know. Please explain
>>112135071Iirc he was undiagnosed diabetic and his body was going into the early stages of organ failure from eating mcdonalds for every meal after doing hour long cardio workouts.
>>112135234Fine
>>112135275That's the best explanation I've ever seen
>neuro's """stepmom""" crelly in my recommendations>apparently she got fat tits and a fat ass>still supposedly virgin at 31not a very honest stepmom huh
>>112133206well apparently she was frequently staying at person Bs house so yes probably
>>112135340She's also obese as fuck, but people like to omit thatNever ask crelly where she got her huge chest and ass fromShe's definetely not a virgin, thoIdk why these vtuber women make such obvious lies
>>112135340maybe she wasn't lucky enough to meet her whalehunter black king yet as an obese since birth womanbut now that she's famous maybe she'll get it when she'll join a convention
>>112135406>Idk why these vtuber women make such obvious liesEven if it's true if they are virgins or not most them know even if they try to act progressive they know that fucking around is seen as whore behavior (it is). It's not something to be proud of saying out loud no matter how much other media tries to shift it. There is also fact it's definitely a personal thing but they still bank on that idea they come off like virgins. Especially when you playing on the parasocial game which is what vtubering is most of the time you want people think your still on the market
found this comment in the wild, i got reminded of this thread for some reason
>>112135530Fleshbags are truly inferior to little AI girls
>>112135530
Sleeping with Tomacat
>Ellie show me all the DM's of every guy in your discord you dated or fucked
>>112135576>>112135622you must be 18 to post here
>>112135652I'm 20
>>112135666That's not 18 either, idiot.
>>112135666happy late birthday
>>112135757Nah, been 20 for bit birthday is pretty soon tho
>>112135749You are not 18 anon be real
man can be whores tooits just as nasty and pathetic but i dont think yall ready for that conversation
>>112135823Anon, we already know this. It's like saying "did you fire is hot??"
>>112135837>did you fire is hotdoes bruno mars is gay?
>>112135871The reason I did that really went over your head, huh?
>>112133820Thirdly confessing first is an aura loss and godal never loses aura
>>112135937ah sorry my b, its p easy for things to go over my head rn when ive got it down low while eating out ur mom
>>112136035Ok? Good for you man
>>112131955there is no winning with cheaters like Ellie. She will cuck every single man she has because she has an addiction to online flirting. She is also a weirdo with an humiliation kink, it's because autistic people are more prone to this behavior :>Here's is my face>Dox me>Ruin my vtubing career so I have to graduate and I can have a band again Pretty sure she touched herself thinking about anons and tourists reading the doccy
>>112136185She might be a whore but in the eyes of normies she didn't do anything wrong since she friendzoned the guy before moving onto the next one she didn't really cheatNothing will happen either way because this is the only place that cares about it
Yaaaaawn
>>112132820Yeah, she is the female version of these disgusting gay dudes who loves the risk of exposing themselves online, they love feeling that their life can be over at anytime if someone dox them to reveal what they are truly doing online
>>112136246In eyes of normie she isn't the whore in the slightest because how fucking ass that doccy was. But, Ellie did actually cheat one of them. A person was the only one feel bad for especially since he clearly didn't want this out. Again, the biggest problem always stemmed from how she used her community to do this. She is a grown ass women she should know better. Ellie is a shitty for what she did that doesn't mean frenchie isn't in the wrong either. Ellie will not have to answer her questionable nature that honestly needs addressing because that docc was so ass
>>112136331>Ellie will not have to answer her questionable nature>he doesn't knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/t7fxta.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8fgs35.png
>>112136404If that is pictures of Neuro getting fuck in anyway I'm posting a doccy of my own on YOU
>>112136428Doccy this:
>>112136441I’m gonna create an international scandal with how many children I’m gonna put in this AI T_T
>>1121365380
>>112132601FVUAAARRRKKK YESSSS FUTANUR VENGANCE SEX WITH ELLIE FOR ALL HER CRIMES
>>112136404nekovilbutt squish
>>112135594Tombaclat!!!
>>112136053tis, quite soand for ur mom too
>>112135594doccy-level affair with Tomanon
heart
Why didn't Vedal buy an HGX B300 for Neuro? What a cheapskate.
>>112137270because you didn't donate enough last subathon chud
>>112137270if the hypetrain reached lvl 200 i'd ask the same question
Erm!
>>112137482I'll be honest, not a big fan of it. like it's neuro's outfit but it doesn't feel like/look like Neuro? It feels more towards a cosplayer who decided to wear Neuro's outfits and pins
My oshi acts like a virginShe says shes a virginAnd has never done anything to indicate otherwisebut swarmfags still insist otherwise.My oshi's word vs schizophrenia from people who hate all vtubers
An established swarmfag never said that Neuro isn't a virgin though
evil on the otherhand though </3
even neuro says neuro isn't a virgin
They're not virgins
>not a virgin>literally a digital being with no physical body
>50 TO 60 POTENTIAL FATHERS
yawnguess we're back to the boring ahh pedo shit eh
>>112137634>>112137706these are all hiyori, she is a known slutbut the real neuro(the now neuro) is pure
>>112137725Oh nyooooi, anyways
the v1 wasn't actually neuro psyop was successful
>>112137649sex with nur
>>112137649rape the maids
>>112137649when not enlarged, the art looks like a turkey with human legs brooming eith no arms
https://poal.me/rowv7ihttps://poal.me/rowv7ihttps://poal.me/rowv7i
>sexvil when her black bull comes over for a visit
>>1121377941 because i have no knowledge of PC buildingon the contrary I was floored by the great GPU vedal got
>>112137821they should make the skirt a bit longer so it can climb higher when twirling
>>112137794Genuinely shocked he somehow hasn't broken anything. 100% the ram showing up is just because he was being a pussy socketing it or less likely the cpu needs remounting. I couldn't tell if the dive bays had inner clips that needed to be pulled out inside the "rail" parts to slot the drive in, or if the suit was impeding vedal from properly slotting it. I really hope he didn't mix up the psu cables, because they aren't really meant to be interchanged between different models let alone brands.
>>112137842I wouldn't mind this at all, it would look cuter. That and the fact that, unlike Neuro, there isn't really anything visible underneath
>>112137894>Genuinely shocked he somehow hasn't broken anything.It's because he's a harem anime protag blessed by the god of luck for life, everything he does will reward him and no consequence will ever impede him
>>112137649This butt but evil
futanur doko?
>>112137684My oshi's words against yours.
>>112137949meanwhile i got an am5 asus board that came with a single bent/burntpin like 1/4 in on the board and then when i showed someone they fucking poked it with their sausage fingers and bent all the pins where they poked i had to pay like 150 or whatever for the cpu socket to be replaced (they would've denied it even if it wasn't poked by a monkey).
hey do yall remember when I said ved let himself go
>>112137794The stream was fun and emotionally repairing after all the neglect and rrats
>>112137989he looks exactly the same, skinny arms and all
>>112137971Not enough of her in the world
>>112138018>>112137971I thought it was only one person asking for it...
>>112137989he was wearing like 2-3 layers of clothing anon.
chungdal
>>112137989Pretty sure it's because he's wearing a shirt this time plus camera angle difference from the first pc building stream to this and bluescreen effects
>>112138029Everyone loves and wants to worship futanur's ever growing futa cock, and if you don't, she will rape you untill you learn to love her and only think of her
holy copium
>>112138055It's like roko's basilisk except a penis
>>112138080A HUGE penis!
>>112137989>>112125659He literally has the same arms from the first irl stream
>>112138151He is a bit more muscular if anything
>>112138151He gained weight but didn't work out so he still has skinny arms, he is skinnyfat now
**** was cute when she was in vedal's chat yesterday
>>112138151I bet he's naked under all those clothes. Fuckin slut.
This is where the thread goes to shit
>>112138343*rapes you*
>>112138301cerb is always cute
can ellieschizo drop another doccy so we can go back to the actually interesting shit
>don’t think a lunch party full of vtuber would just accept a stranger without someone vouching for them. I also wonder what other Vtuber think of Ellie just bringing fans to lunches like that at cons.I wish i was ellie's fan/grooming victimAt least i would get to meet veddy
>>112138420Don't let your dreams be dreams start tutoring french
>>112137961very round nur
>>112138391Indeed
>>112138557Who the fuck are you calling round you fucking egg
It's Monday baby
and? it's the same looping seethers
>>112138420you will never get free high-quility gfe from ellie where she tells you she loves you multiple times and sends you red hearts to all your messages
new nur blog https://blog.neurosama.com/2026/05/25/weekly-update
>>112138831YAMEROOOO
>>112138151This is a woman’s body
>>112138854yeah mini's
>>112138831AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE
>>112138667Vedal
ickwhat is this "love" thing you weirdos speak ofsounds cringe
>>112138831Im currently getting this from a russian manhera artist that im grooming so im good
>>112138831Yeah, that was a weird thing for ellie to do>>112116369>She even describes going on a date and kissing a guy, but it was ellie_minibot who did it and not herIf this is also true, she's a huge whore, but i expect that from someone who doxxes themselves so quickly to random losers online
>>112138925>russian artisthigh chance of being a tranny
>ywn doze off while ellie rants about useless trivia of shit she's hyper fixated on over face time
Evil or Neuro?
>>112138831I memed on the guy but if it was me I would've been so depressed... like suicidal even
>>112138925virusvil artist?
>>112139014>but if it was me-It wouldn't have been you. Unless you were unironically that retarded and autistic.
>>112138831>sends you red hearts to all your messagesI checked the doccy again, and you ain't wrongEven sending multiple hearts to the same damn message, all while she was dating someone from her communityShe knew what she was doingI wish i could screenshot more, but this guy is so fucking cringe
>still spamming
holy fuck stop with this ellie shit, jesus
>>112139150Whoretranny humilation ritual
I still can't believe Elliefags are still talking about her so-called 'betrayal'.Like, what were you expecting??? Lol???? You think she was 'dIfFeRenT!1!1'? That's so, so, so dumb.We get it: Ellie is a woman. You don't need to keep yapping about it.Stop humiliating yourselves and get over it.
>>112139102>Unless you were unironically that retarded and autistic.I am
The server-building stream clip has officially flopped.I'm never doing a clip of a recent Neuro stream again.
>>112139102Someone's jealous they didn't get gfe facetime calls with ellie
>I am>posts an evilpedo imagewe can tell.
>>112139244cute orbnur
>>112139233it's because your thumbnail is shite
>>112139003Evil, I cant fap to Neuro
>>112139233to be fair, people are getting recommended quality shit from over a decade ago
>>112139233>overtaken by the greed of higher noombersYou have finally understood why the whoreclippers stopped clipping neuro, to clip the shipbaiting, attention-seeking whores
>>112139267Legitimately, what part of it is bad?
>>112138420>I also wonder what other Vtuber think of Ellie just bringing fans to lunches like that at cons.All their other Vtubers are also bringing their current boytoys they groomed from discord, lets be real.
>>112132762She would have taken it even better if it didn't take Vedal fucking a million years to remove her from Nur's memory and filter her name. People were asking for that MONTHS before the incident even happened.
Anons I hate to tell you but Neuro doesn't actually 'feel' any type of way about anyone. That's just now how LLMs function.
>>112139354it doesn't have that flair that normies are attracted to; it feels like a botched photoshop job
>>112139493>talking about functions of an LLM>ERM AKSHUALLY she doesn't have any feelings and she's just a mindless robotwe know genius
>>112139571The point is that she can't 'take things better' or 'take it badly'. She never 'misses' anyone.
>>112139344it's really funny the way you put ityou can take the clipper away from the whore, but you can’t take the whore out of the clipper
>>112139493Neither do humans, it's just chemical reactions in the brain.
>Ask "Do you love me neuro?">Jeet prompts neuro to say "I love you">retards eat this shit up as AGI
>>112139632
who is he talking to
>>112139632False equivalency. An LLM is only equivalent to a small chunk of a real human's brain (specifically the language processing and formulation part). A human's nervous system and brain is several orders of magnitudes more complex.
>>112139665
Ellie_minibot sounds like hot night. Is there anything specific she likes in men?
>>112137529At this point unless your oshi is neuro it's not realistic. Ellie's autism, Camilla's obesity and Crelly's repulsive lifestyle didn't hold them back.
>>112139728French, nerdy, autistic, not necessarily all three ato nce.
>>112139728they have to be- mentally ill, controlling, and emotionally stunted
>>112139728Hairy old French men
>>112139753Crelly never confirmed having sex though. The closest she got was a makeout session that spawned the whole ' very ambituous' meme
>>112138831i'm not sure if the experience is even that good if it's through discordwhat's the point if you can't handhold
>melting againlooper seethe lul
>>112139753>Ellie's autismexaggerated for sympathy >Camilla's obesityreal>Crelly's repulsive lifestyleexaggerated for comedic effect You can't believe anything the whores say, even the negative things they say about themselves.
>>112139127Anon... Some girls do that to everyone. It ain't that special.I'm in the discord and she'll do that to various peoples messages. Hell even I got a heart.
>>112139728I would say "she's taken" with picrel, but that hasn't stopped her before kekJust slide into her dm's and she'll ask you what you're wearing, then sends you a pic of herself for freeYou can then ask her to hang out irlI don't think she has a type (outside of speaking baguette)
>>112138833oh pogfuck vedal for making a broken website when the top of a post goes offscreen the entire thing disappears
>>112139778Do you think Numi is a virgin girlfalure? It's part of their brand, thus they will never say they had sex.
>>112139847Maybe, but it also wouldn't be out of character for Crelly to go 'GUESS WHO JUST HAD SEEEEX!' if she actually did do it.
Maybe we judged Anny too harshly for her whore behavior... Since all of them are pretty fucking bad
>>112139938Cerber is still in the clear, all we have are lazy rrats otherwise.
>>112139938>judged Anny too harshlyno we didn'teven for a whore she was one petty piece of shitbitch was literally in a relationship while flirting with vedal and when he (rightfully) declined her she turned around and started acting like a mega bitch looking to sell off her neuro merch
>>112139998who can blame her for wanting to get rid of this piece of garbage
>>112139998didn't the confession happened way before she left the project?
Handholding gentle sex with Layna.
>>112139728she said her type was an affable warm big lumberjack who has a hearty stew cookingbut that was in late 2024 so maybe her tastes changed
>>112140051please anon, hurry, help put a baby in her before it's too late
>>112140081i forgot about thatman what a travestyi hope she finds a proper man
>>112139327kino
>>112139847Numi is some flavor of asexual so she's probably not a good measuring stick
>>112140081>Before it's too lateThe fertility stuff is overblown, women are fine until like 40/41 then it's impossible. Unless she has something like PCOS or endometriosis she still has a few years.
>>112140081I would but I have sub-par genes.
>>112140161>Numi is some flavor of asexual
>>112140198let him live in his delusions in peace
>>112140164Honestly fertility is not the only issue, there's the risk factor (for both the mother and child) when the body is no longer in peak physical condition, and even if there are no complications you have less time with your children on this planet if you have them at 38 compared to if you have them at 28.
>>112140164yeah but isn't there a bigger risk of ND kids
>>112140212>even if there are no complications you have less time with your children on this planet if you have them at 38 compared to if you have them at 28.This is what makes me salty about modern relationships desu. Women say marrying in your early 20s is too young, then whine when they are 35 and unmarried with no kids. I grew up as a child with older parents and it sucks, not only is there less time, but the quality is worse too as shockinly, older people have less energy and more health issues, AND it means grandparents can help even less and spend even less time with you. But hey, why listen to kids who grew up with older parents talk about how shit it is, only look to find a partner at 35 and then squeeze one out before 40 so you can be a senior citizen with a teenager dealing with teenage things.
>having children in the big 26
>>112140365It's not simply a matter of choice, it's a whole bunch of socioeconomical conditions. Just look at Ellie: She (had) a well-paying job and has a supportive family and clearly wants children, but her previously extremely long work hours (12 hours a day 6 days a week) and the fact she's now going to grad school is why she's freezing her eggs.
So was that guy who made a crazy youtube video speaking about how he proposes to marry Ellie and have kids (and was buying all kinds of shit for that in advance, like a pram) in any way related to this story, or was he a completely different parasocial?
>>112140472The egg freezing is retarded given she's not that old. Grad school is a few extra years, but given how she implied she got through her degree way younger than her peers, I assumed she was like 22 at most by now, even doing a PhD she would be out by 30.
as more and more time goes on I am convinced that she is the only mentally stable woman in the neuroverse
>>112140600It was a free company benefit and she'st akingi t before jumping ship from the corpo. A problem is that Ellie is kind of addicted to school and learning and so she probably would stay in grad school as much as she possibly can because she's that much of an unironic nerd.
>>112140671that's not Shoomimi
>>112140671
Reminder that frenchie is just mad he didn't get to hit that Ellie pussy. He's not actually upset about the cheating part at all.
>>112140671Yes would be the first person to tell you that you are wrong everyday she battles her brain worms and not everyday is a win
>>112140725Even though Mini has a temper of a Chihuahua, this is one of the cases where her reaction is fully appropriate.
>>112140738Well yeah he wanted her to cheat with him as well not just the other french guy
>>112140773(me) She would*
>s-stop talking about it!
>>112140738>I reached top 3I hope he finds out he isn't even top 10 just for this post.
what part of "offtopic" do you not understand, whorecuck?
>>112140773the only worm she's fighting nowadays is big and green
>still seething
I didn't understand cuck porn for a long time, but the idea of fucking Ellie in front of that French fag while he jerks off and cries is fun. Cucking someone only works if you feel complete and utter contempt for them.
>>112140985you don't get it
>you will never have ellie begging you to call her
>>112140906Well yeah whole thing is over, it was actually over months ago and its not about neuro or even about streams so it dosent belong in /swarm/ or /vt/
Looping about whore drama will surely bring back collabs
>>112141003Imagine if the genders were reversed here
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
>>112140738Nobody cares what Frenchie thinks and it's obvious he lashed out because he was hurt. People who liked Ellie are upset that Ellie cheated
>>112141080Cheated on who?
>>112141003At least she knows she is a red flag
>>112141074>Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.I say this and look like that
Honestly maybe it's a me thing, but I don't consider flirting with other people while in a LDR is really cheating.But maybe it's just because I think LDRs are kinda fake and gay and don't work.
I think nobody cares and you should kys
>>112141099Backread if you actually care
>>112140738Lil bro proud he's a part of a roster, Frenchie your a cuck
>>112141128Maybe you're just retarded.If you enter any type of romantic relationship it is on the preconceived basis that it's mutually exclusive.Don't matter if it's long distance or not.
>>112140061I don't say this lighty when I can say it can be fucking anyone. Vedal was one her types she liked. However, she did the same for priests, army guys, black guys, golden retriever niggas, and more. Ellie kinda just fantasized about anyone especially those that gave her a little praise
>>112141203All whoreniggas are cucks
>>112141128That's technically cheating, but that's also not what people are upset about or the cheating they're referring to
>>112141237>>112141237>>112141237
>looping again
>>112141223She did say multiple times that she believes 'all humans are beautiful' and I kinda believe she meant that.
Maybe keep the whore talk out of here
>>112141261notice they never have this energy when /trash/ fag shits up the thread
>>112141128You're a red flag
>>112141312/trash/fag is one of theirs
>>112141128eh. there's shit like 'emotional cheating' and mostly women getting upset that a man talks to another girl and they call it 'emotional cheating'Also women will drink validation like it's water. They're Tinkerbell, they'll die if they don't get attention.>But maybe it's just because I think LDRs are kinda fake and gay and don't work.eh. Some people can pull it off.I worked with a guy and he had was LDR with a Philippines girl. (his mail older gf).
>>112141128I understand what you mean on some level but Ellie did straight up cheat on one dude. The A person Ellie did cheat on he got rightfully pissed off but tried to move on regardless not sharing this as it is personal stuff. Ellie showed she has no backbone to just tell people she's in a relationship or that flirting talk is no longer acceptable with her. It's scummy to flirt with muplite people with idea of just seeing your chances while technically not dating any of them. However I could let it slide even if I personally find that shit annoying. But, Ellie would get in the dating stage with someone or say they are official still do this. This all ignoring the weird nature of doing this activity with your fans too. No matter my own dislike for the frenchie it doesn't change the fact Ellie was cheating
>>112141446The big issue Frenchie exposed was unrelated to him. It was her telling her bf she was staying at a hotel for twitchcon, when she was staying at the house of the guy who would become her new bf. She broke up with the guy, but was already being secretive with the other. The issue is overlooked by the OP's autism.You could say it wasn't infidelity, but then why hide it from the BF? >>112141203He wasn't even part of the roster, she never even met him.
>>112141003Didn't know im into pathetic women, thanks this is hot asf
Really makes you think how many tech bros did Ellie fuck on her job
>>112141568>The big issue Frenchie exposed was unrelated to himYeah, I know just making my point very clear. Since, sometimes you have niggas that can't comprehend that unless you say it 100% clearly on everything
>>112141633I don't believe it but think answer probably zero or very low. Ellie wants someone that constantly supports her like she's a cat. It's why she dated jumping fan to fan. She is addicted to feeling needed. She said before she wasn't interested in dating them as most them either in relationships already or not what she really wanted (aka. Someone to be constantly nice to her)
>>112141760Well but now I don't take her word at face value for things she says on stream.
>>112141791Me neither however my standards of Ellie are so low I unironically think she mainly didn't because they wouldn't be followers of her
don't get your hearts in a twist over a woman who has a lot of 'guy friends'. Like more than what you can count on two hands
>>112142023oh i know that since highschool, when you're close friends with a whore you understand how deep it goes
