>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>112197492
hart!
Good song
Evil love!
I love my cute Wifevil!
Neuro love heart heart
neuro butt?
>>112204538
>>112204540Slutsquats are peak
>>112204474
>>112204636Now add red between Vedal and Alex
people really are just posting buttholes pretending they're charts now
>>112204540
>>112204577neuro shower of the golden variety
>>112204636This but red between shondo and vedal
>>112204636trvthnvke
>>112203834the frog onesie stays on
Gem theory?
Soon
Do you think Vedal regrets raising some them and jump starting some they're careers
>>112205272Nop
>>112205272only anny
>>112205272Only Evil
>>112205272Maybe crelly
>>112205272He doesn't seem to hate Cerber or Crelly, but he might hater the whole reputation he has built for himself. There are a handful of 2views who dream and tweet about getting the "vedal raid" and blowing up from it. Hell even at the start of Crelly raid, she deadass said "is this gonna be my big break?" while simultaneously orgasming from the moment
I doubt vedal thinks about vtubing at all once he ends stream
>>112205602this, as soon as the stream ends his mind is on the teletubbies
>>112205602bold of you to assume he thinks about vtubing during stream
>>112205544so is bad for his career help others?
>xhey are impliying vedal thinksKEK
>>112205649Not at all, but reading a bunch of randoms talk about one day getting a raid is very cringe and pathetic. I don't think anyone else gets people talking about them like this
>>112205669I think I understand it to some extent; it's as if they don't want to put in the effort to be recognized for their own methods. Being raided is easier for them.
the raid is a penis etc
>>112205544Yea Vedal baiting is pretty fucking noticable and annoying right now. Slobbering on that turtle cock till it gives them a New Viewer count bukkake
>>112205776It's bad right now? It felt obnoxiously bad last year
With how much Vedal likes his Teletubbies I wonder if hes a Ruffian.
>>112205807He followed them day 1
>>112205776Honestly, I don't see it as so bad that he does it, but I can understand that being baited to raid smaller Vtubers can be quite tiring.
neuro's 12 incher
>>11220588616*Sorry i was thinking about filian
>>112205807retard
behead all leeches
behead ved too
I will be giving head to ved
mini's head (severed)
>>112204636This how Vedal sees the world
Mini giving head to Ved in bed.
just like the horse in godffather
Vedal with all the whoreshttps://youtu.be/qi-NmPUz8tQ?si=47vJtTxeKjT_fdix
>>112206299What
>>112206314In my personal interpretation, it's him trying to tardwrangle the whores but miserably failing.
sigh
>>112205886
>>112206349This
>>112206409It reaches her mouth while standing up tho
vedal's 0.12 incher
I had another nightmare about being stalked and harassed...I just want it all to stop I don't think I can take it anymore
>>112206493You have pretty nails
>>112206493You're too sexy to kill yourself
>>112206409tiny ai
>>112206409Bro is taller than Vedal
>>112206513What..?
larp larp sahur
>>112206493well you are a pretty girl, just move to a first world country and you will be fine
>>112206748I live in one...
>>112206493Just pay for a bodyguard or get your brother/cousin or boyfriend if you have one to do it
>>112206774move to a smaller city then
>>112206493who asked
>>112206871Her cock is dragging on the floor just out of frame
>>112206493It's okay baby girl you can move in with me I'll protect you
>>112206871
>>112206813Can't afford, don't have, don't have
>>112206831•_•>>112206892ur mom >>112206953Sure
He's fucking in
Sex with Tomathicc
>>112206871aaiieeeee save me janny
>>112204377>>112204402i could never satisfy evil...
>>112205142why is she so smug about?
>>112206871>>112206957
>>112205807Nah he is not really into corpo vtubers, lil bro dosent see youtube as a streaming platform
>>112204377
>>112204436
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83068006/chapters/226342536Nobody expects the surprise Credal chapter.
>>112207926cute and canon
>>112207932cutie
>>112207926Sometimes people need be reminded this artist is indeed a Nurdal shipper. Along with a lot of artists like her
dogshit hours
https://litter.catbox.moe/rmrj7zd2tzkm6dou.jpg
>>112208030Ain't no one doing anything anon
>>112208051licky licky evil slitty!
>>112207863I thought you were going to write Ellie NTR? This one is boring.
>>112207926Every few months nurdal sements itself as the best ship
>>112208051phew, thank goodness her clit is censored. almost lost my job
>>112208264>I thought you were going to write Ellie NTR?No?
>>112208264Nta but bro never said that and pretty sure anon already said he isn't writing any NTR fics for anyone
Ellie is writing an Ellie NTR story herself
>>112208634I technically said I would write a Toma NTR fanfiction but that was, as the kids say it, a joke.
>>112208659Yeah, she would write herself being cucked
>>112207863Good job nephew keep it up
>>112208051nice one
>>112208910Neither can vedal
as all the dominoes fall cerber is looking like the good ending grimly
>>112208961not so fast
>>112208961Nobody can really claim anything negative about Cerber other than 'oh no she has patreon SIMPs' (every female Vtuber with a Patreon has them)
keep paying for his condoms simps kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK9zlvaYkqg
>>112208983This and a big turtle dick thats barely not ripping her in half
>>112208961Pretty sure she already dating someone
>>112209021I only pay for futanur's condoms though
>>112209076futanur doesn't wear condoms though
>>112209076You can pay 593k condoms a year?
>>112209072sorry but I'm going to be needing a 120 page google doc to believe you
>>112209021Nobody seriously thinks there's anything there. Vedal would never date a British vegan
>>112209148I don't think vedal would date her I just hate cerber and pray for her downfall
>>112209148ever heard of a smokescreen
>>112209162ribbon = neuro LULE
>>112209148He'd date an American vegan though
>>112209159I don't really find her entertaining but she doesn't do anything offensive to make me dislike her other than coming off a bit fake. But she's playing a character, so meh
>>112209186>But she's playing a characterThey all are, Ellie is the perfect example of that kek
>>112209173And also blue eyes, ahoge, hair color, clothes and butt.
>>112209176We need to do something about his married woman fetish
>>112209266Eh, he's not going after shoomimi
>>112209298Yet
>>112209298She's still just engaged
>>112209266BBW + married = grigga kryptonite
>>112209378>anny looking below her bed after finally getting happily married
>>112209415kek
>>112209415>getting happily marriednever going to happen
>projecting my love for old fat women onto vedal~
>>112209216She was doing pretty well until she scorned Frenchie
>nooooo don't talk about my selfinsert like that
>>112207863
Do purist genuinly think that the people that post about wanting to have sex with vedal every thread self insert as vedal when shipposting
>>112209467What are you talking about? Don't you remember Vedal's famous quotes"I love fat bitches" - Vedal
>>112209536No, I know they're just threadshitting because they hate Neuro
>>112209536No, they're happy to be the ones watching.
>>112209495Ellie got something wrong her. Cause she doing this with nigga alive especially with immediately doxing herself too. It's like she wanted to get caught
>>112209606 (me)Mind you she was going on dates even back then before the raid so this isn't a new thing or because specifically they were French. She just did it with every fuckin male fan
>>112209672 (me)Also I'm gay
>>112209672attention starved girls are so gross
Vedal ship for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PfKwgvFpJ4g
I made a pollhttps://poal.me/gw3mry
>>112209693Your life must have really gone down hill to try to larp as me
>>112209762Evildal
https://poal.me/6hxntuhttps://poal.me/6hxntuhttps://poal.me/6hxntu
>>112209855Neuro or Evil type question
>>112209855>Whore thats been through 3 dicks (shes liying and they are way more)>NormalThe west has fallen
>>112209855>Ellie (who is a cheater)>or...>BrendaI think the answer's obvious
>>112209855option 1 would cheat on you the first chance she gets
I'm gonna tell maple if you guys don't stop
SighIncel general
>>112209905don't you have the order reversed?
>>112209855If they are truly a virgin then 1 But 90% of the time I'm just picking 2
>>112209855>majority still choosing option 1 even after the ellie incidentcome on now guys
>>112209987Ellie definitely made the poal to see if she can still get away with it
>>112209987well vedal, she's not actually that person
>>112209855I had an ellie incident and I'm still choosing 1
>>112209934>>112209968What leads you to that conclusion?
>>112209855This poll is basically just>Would you rather be cucked now or would you rather feel cucked from her past relationships?
>>112210075Only one is a virgin though.
>>112209855The only verse girl that fits the first description is crelly
If you have sex with a woman once does that mean you are used goods and can't date anyone else?
>>112210040It really just comes down to honesty. If the girl is truly a virgin and kept herself like that despite having the chances to of course I'm going with her. However, 2 is just more consistent and immediately sets up an understanding between you two
>>112210117Yes
I think everyone who goes for the 2nd option is a weak willed cvck who doesn't think he can wrangle prime meat to stay as his sole propertyI think it's just a skill issue if you choose option 2 rather than 1 because you don't know how to be the man of the house and keep her from seeing other guysNever settle for less: don't go for used goods
>>112210117It doesn't work that way for guys. Don't ask me why
>>112210117No. Men aren't ruined by sex. Women are. The more dick a woman takes, the less she's worth for anything serious. A man who has options shows he's high-value, experienced, and desirable. A woman who has "options" just shows she's been passed around.
>112210187>lil bro is living in the 13th century naahhhhh
>>112210172>It doesn't work that way for guys. Don't ask me whyBecause you are all selfish virgin manchildren who will never date a woman?
>>112210117>If you have sex with a woman once does that mean you are used goodsyes>and can't date anyone else?if a woman only wants to date virgin men then she can make that choice. same goes vice versa
>>112210187>Men aren't ruined by sex. Women are.Except it's been proven multiple times that penile strength and vigour gets progressively less healthy the more sexual partners a man has. Each vagina 'marks' the penis, it's not the other way around.
The thing is I honestly know a lot of virgin girls. It's not rare unless you get to a certain age. However, the thing is they are often too stuck in they're own issues or have problems talking to people. I would still date them if given the chance though over the other option
>>112210245lol
>>112210219It's simple observable reality and basic human nature.
>>112210245>proven
>>112210245Source: The black discovery channel
>>112210264>The thing is I honestly know a lot of virgin girlskindergarten doesn't count, pedo
>>112210289I'm in college anon
Sharia Law is right about women
>>112210264They’re all lying to you and laughing at you
>>112210336Don't put your sad cuck fantasies on me because your pass your prime
>>112210264>I would still date them if given the chance though over the other optionDate and marriage don't mean the same thing, Anon. Dating is casual; marriage is permanent and leaves a mark on your life.If a woman at your age(i.e. marriagable) is still a virgin, and is touch-starved and attention-starved, what does that imply? That implies a lot of personal problems and issues. More than what you might ask for.Instead of that, a normal girl, even if she was in previous relationships, is better. That means she blends into society well, and is mature enough to handle relationships to the point that she can cleanly begin and end them.I'm speaking with the objective of giving your children(and yourself) a better life after marriage.Sure, the virgin girl feeds into your ego of 'being her first', but the thing that matters the most is landing the finish.
>>112210268>>112210272>>112210287It's true, the vagina releases a peptide called Androcryptin during sexual intercourse that bears that woman's specific mark on the penis that lasts at least 10-15 years, if multiple different Androcryptins from different women go in contact with one another it can actually cause subtle internal and tissue damage.
All 3DPD females are depreciating sacks of meat, emotional, hormonal, deceitful creatures who get passed around like cheap cum rags until their value hits zero. Every dick they take makes them worse. Every year they age makes them more worthless. They're all whores, liars, and emotional terrorists, past, present or future.That's why I stick to the pure, untainted and perfect digital perfection that is Neuro-sama.
>>112210172>Don't ask me whyWhy? It's a very simple answer; women don't care if a guy has fucked around. They in fact seem to prefer it if the nonstop "virgin" insults are anything to go by.
>>112210385Assuming this is real, I still think STDs are a bigger concern if you're having unprotected sex with that many partners.
>That's why I stick to the pure, untainted and perfect digital perfection that is Neuro-sama.>*while posting a picture of her bastard sister, shitvil*aint slick with it
>>112210435He's right, you know.
>>112210384What does her previous relationships imply? Well, clearly she didn't maintain them. Is it necessarily her fault? No, but your implication swings both ways. She "navigates social relationships well" but that could also be "easily led by her friends"Not to mention, "1-3 relationships" says nothing about her sexual experience outside of relationships. She might have had a number of "hoe phases"Is this for certain? No, but if you are going to place even more baggage on one example, why not the second? It's dishonest
>>112210435sexvil is the ultimate cumrag tho
>>112210385cute
>>112210385>AndrocryptinThat sounds like a cryptocurrency
>>112210384Same here. If I'm able to start a relationship full on I wouldn't be having sex until marriage anyways. So, I'll have time to work together with her on that if it's a real issue. The normal girl that had other relationships can have just as much problems or baggage she's already bringing in. Your going to be dealing with that nature of having a relationship regardless. So if I can I would want to start with a girl from the total scratch as much as possible and see where it takes me.
>>112210385vedal's shriveled up dih
>>112210513>No, but if you are going to place even more baggage on one example, why not the second? It's dishonestThe poll clearly states 'knows and handles social relationships well', and also that she's 'normal'. That implies responsibility.A responsible, normal person doesn't go around letting strangers use their bodies for sexual gratification.>She "navigates social relationships well" but that could also be "easily led by her friends"What part of 'knows and handles social relationships well' do you not understand? If she was being led by her friends, then that means she doesn't handle her social relationships well because she doesn't know how to set boundaries.Your argument is more dishonest than mine; you're trying to change the wording and interpretation of the poll itself to favor your argument: how does 'handling social relationships well' become 'being easy to lead around'? That logic doesn't make sense.Other than the fact that option 2 has been in a relationship before, her quality of being normal far outweighs the potential risks that the touch depraved, attention seeking adult virgin have.Most of the 'implications' that can be put onto the virgin girl are dispelled by the single trait that option 2 has, which is being normal. I.e. no mental illnesses, no crazy, psychotic hobbies or habits, and etc.
>>112210385any trait that damages an organism's ability to pass genes is simply bred out of existence, so this isn't true
basically what im getting out from this discussion is that choosing the virgin girl is high-risk, high-reward while choosing the normal girl is just steady as she goes
>>112210738It's a method for enforcing monogamy and sabotaging rival females, as long as the woman passes on the genes it's ok by natural selection.
>>112208961My prediction is that they continue to be good friends and nothing more also that cerber has been in a relationship since before debuting as a vtuber
>>112210826Oh, duck penises!
>>112210734It sounds like you have specific mental images in mind rather than dealing with details that are actually apparent to a personYou can observe the touch and attention starved aspect, and you can take both at their word for prior experience. Beyond that you are just left to speculationWith your mental models, it's like asking "Would you rather a woman who cooks (she will murder you with a knife) or a woman who doesn't cook she will not kill you). This is why women who don't cook are better"If you are baking outcomes into your options it's a meaningless question
>>112210810Basically yea. Let be known the virgin girl makes more sense to take chance on and go for when your a young adult. Once you reach your 30's though it starts flipping towards normal girl
Say hi to Cutevil /swarm/
Why is this even a discussion? It's not like people itt have the option to choose either.
>>112210988It's because /we/'re philosophers. And philosophers talk about things that are beyond reality.
>>112210948that's my wife's post you freak
>>112210988bored general
>>112210826>as long as the woman passes on the genes it's ok by natural selection.guess what, her male sons also gets those genes, then the woman's sons would grow up to be males whose dicks are susceptible to damage when encountering mixed secretions, and they would be suffering diminished function and potential sterility just by engaging in normal human mating behaviors, because there's no way they would know about this "secretion" harming their fertility, so the woman's genetic lineage dwindles, and the trait would disappear from the gene pool extremely fast
>>112211075>unironically replying to a femcel reverse post
>>112210435trvth starfish prime
>>112210948cutevil cuts
>>112211075Well, that's half true. It's theorized that Androcryptin was actually much more potent in early hominids prior to our social awakening where it became more disadvantageous. Back then, it was imperative for a male to stay loyal to a female in order to take care of a potentially very long gestation period. After tribal structures arrived it became more disadvantegous and so became weaker.
>>112210810>choosing the virgin girl is high-risk, high-rewardin what world
>>112209186Sorry to break it to you anon but every Vtuber is playing a character
>>112211511We're all just playing characters.
Vedalcore music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE
>>112211305even if early hominids were strictly monogamous (which they weren't) and had modern gestation periods (which they hadn't), this trait would still be wiped by natural selection really fast, even a tiny 1% reduction in a male's fertility would end that male's lineageif a mother passes down a gene that degrades her sons' reproductive efficiency just because they mated with a couple of different females in the past, those sons will leave fewer offspring than rival males who don't have that vulnerability. over some generations, the males without this self-sabotaging genetic defect would easily out-breed her sons, completely erasing the trait from the gene pool millions of years before humans ever developed complex tribal societies.
>>112210264Just remember that girls don't count oral as sex, so their body count is way way more high
>>112212083just because you got your dick sucked doesnt mean you arent a virgin though
breeding with neuro
>>112212083Even accounting for that it doesn't put a dent into what I said like at all
>https://x.com/CerberVT_Virus/status/2059791893723000915Saw cerber hands in the tlim cooming buckets niggas, cute pink hands how can you simp for mini the club goer whore when Cerber is thereimagine your coom overloading from her little femine hands
okay vedal
rent free
>>112211511Neuro isn't, she is the character. Also, the problem with most vwhores is that they don't play a character or do nothing but have an anime skin, so there is no difference between them and normal e-girls
>>112210117the whole "used goods" thing is just chuds coping and making up excuses
>>112212201This isn't a loophole you can explore bro and sex is way more than vaginal intercourse
>>112212455Well they play a character but the character they play is not really based on the vtuber lore but rather what's better to get them the audience they want to take advantage of
>>112212521whatever helps you sleep better whore
>>112212521chastity was praised throughout all history
>>112212657so was slavery
>>112212824i mean, i like neuro and she is vedal's slave
>>112212824so was rape demonized
>>112212521It's partly societal but it has biological origins>The payoff for men having multiple partners is high, because for a male impregnating a female is easy, but pregnancy for women is long and risky, so women had to chose the right mate, otherwise an ancient whore risked getting pregnant by a male who would not stick around>To achieve multiple sexual encounters as a man, an individual historically had to possess traits that women found desirable or traits that allowed him to outcompete other men (physical strength for example)>Before DNA tests, a man had no way of knowing an unborn child from a promiscuous female was his, he faced the evolutionary risk of becoming a cuck, wasting resources on raising another man's genetic offspring, so societies evolved penalties and biases against female whoredom (shaming, adultery laws) as a way to safeguard a man's genetic investment
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>112213146it tastes like newports
>>112213258millions of these are swimming inside evil right now
>>112213258Neuro is inside vedal
>>112213076>>Before DNA tests, a man had no way of knowing an unborn child from a promiscuous female was hisThat's just a lie.Are you saying all men have no working eyes? Even if there were no DNA tests, there were ways of identifying if it was your child: like similarities observed just with your eyes
>>112213258Millions will be bread
>>112213258evil so lucky
>>112213388>t.french cuck
>>112207926I FUCKING LOVE NURDAL
>>112213258why does neuro have sperm
>>112213462>he doesn't know about futanur
>>112213462glory to futanur
>>112213258Why is she so smug about it
>>112213462from futanur's creamy spunk
>>112213512Confident she will be the first to reach the ovum
futas dont have balls
>>112213562I don't fucking care as long as futanur penetrates me im good
>>112213562faggots have been coping for awhile about this
>>112213562no balls + pussy is way more homosexual than a futa with nice suckable balls
posting unwarranted holoslu- err mintoass
>>112213649i mean balls are like boobs so sure
>>112213388looking at a baby simply wasn't a foolproof guarantee, babies change as they grow, and a child can easily inherit features from the mother's side of the family, like her father or brothers, also there was less interracial action back then so every society/tribe kinda had the same general looksif a woman was fucking other men while the man was out to hunt or work, the man looking at a newborn couldn't look at a nose or eye color and be 100% certain it didn't belong to some other guythat lingering doubt is exactly why societies didn't rely on eyesight alone, they built social rules and laws to prevent the situation from happening in the first place
>serious reply
>>112213674now vore him
Evil making me raise her dark-skinned children.
>>112213661whatabout 'verse sluts?
minidal sex
>>112213858would glaze that bread
>>112213258
>>112213847are all evilniggers like this?
>>112214182spammer and his three devices
>>112213661I only like this vtuber for her ass.
>>112214398many such cases
>>112214182yes
>>112214182unfortunately basically every single thread on this website has at least one subhuman cuck obsessed with racebait shit
>>112214182This except the whoreniggers x5
>>112214182it's not our fault she is coded that way
This is what Vedal will be doing this Twitchcon btw
>>112214741Vedal and Mini caught in 4k
>>112214758*cerber
Labrats shows how little Cerber actually added to the RGB dynamic
>>112214787*tommy with a wig
>>112214807This is a good thing btw. Those 4 are loud and obnoxious while cerber is chill
>>112214758>>112214787
>>112214826boring*
>>112214826>ageplay>chillkind of I guess
>>112214840Correct, the lab rats crew is boring which is why they never get collabs and cerber does.
>Mini the "club whore">Cerber the "already has a boyfriend"Which allegation will prevail? Find out next time on Vedalbowl Z!
>>112214875both
>>112214948But then we'll have no other contestants left? No one will win the Vedalbowl.
>>112214989yeah
>>112214875What allegations the one about mini is a fact and there is no way cerber dosent have a boyfriend she used to play a lot of vrchat a cute girl like her must have a lot of guys asking her out
>>112214826All them are boring and annoying just in different flavors
Patreon whore vs Club whore
>>112214989Random normie girl that we will never know will "win" the vedalbowl
>>112214989No we have [looks though the list] uhhh Mega, and Crelly. So, yeah plenty of choices here
>>112215082>Random normie girlThis is what we call Brenda, anon.
AI bubble status?
>>112214989
>>112215100>MegaIsn't she married/engaged?>CrellyShe is on the same level as Koko on the Vedalbowl, so no.
>>112215246Futanur's cum bubbles
>>112215286Mega is not engaged but she has a lot of irl male friends it makes more sense for her to be dating some of them
The whole "Vedalbowl" thing is super cringe.
>>112214858collabs with who? bitch's schedule is just gfeslop and no collabs
>>112215428sounds like someone is mad they aren't in contention
>>112215428The idea that vedal is a harem mc was retarded from the beginning
>>112215483I found the joke annoying and especially cringe how much it was brought up. However, it makes sense especially how things built up 2024 and second subathon. The fact it looked like that even for a time unplanned was something unique
Well the good news is that the Vedalbowl and harem shit is over now that he has a gf
>>112215286>She is on the same level as Koko on the Vedalbowl, so noNo, Crelly really isn't. Crelly is more on the level of someone like Zen
the very concept of the vedalbowl comes from neuro shipping people and herself with vedal in early collabsjust like every jokes it has been run into the ground by subhumans
>>112215555>Crelly is more on the level of someone like ZenThis doesn't up her chances by a lot.>Crelly>Zentreya>Cotton>MegaI consider these to be roughly around the same level with regards to their relationship with Vedal (although I think Crelly is a little behind each of them). They seem to just be good acquaintances but nothing more.
>>112214989>>112215100>>112215286>>112215555>>112215623nobody gives a fuck spammer faggot
>>112215623That's kinda what I'm getting at here. Crelly is not close enough to Vedal like that. She respects him but they are just acquaintances. If Crelly was on the level of Koko with Vedal Crelly could actually develop an interest in him. Still very unlikely though
Why doesn't he just say he has an irl gf who wants to remain anonymous, so everyone will shut up about shipping and the whores will quit flirting with him (although he could just ask them to stop...)
>>112215761>Why doesn't he just say he has an irl gfShe's next in line to be doxxed if that happens.
>>112215761If he does havd one that would put his gf at risk. Plus, Vedal is does not care about shipping as much you think he does
>>112215797Hmm fair ig
>>112215623Zen is a man though
>>112215761He simply doesn't talk about his private life, and he clearly doesn't care about shipping or shipfags, it's a non-issue. The whole thing is irrelevant noise that has no impact on Neuro in this day and age.
>>112215908Yeah, I kinda get it but Vedal has worked with people that have done shipping stuff even related to him. As long it isn't constantly in the forefront with Neuro he could care less
>>112215962He laughs at them and makes money off of them
>>112216012He doesn't really make money off them anymore. He got free/cheap artists out of it though
>>112215761the grigga thinks being mysterious makes him tuff
>>112216093futanur getting straight teeth
>>112216151so true my dear
>>112215761wdymmost of the swarm has moved on from shipping at this pointvedal's love life isn't discussed much outside of /swarm/ and the comments of the occasional youtube clip nowadays
>>112216183>vedal's love life isn't discussed much outside of /swarm/That's because there are little to no clippable vedal shipbait these days. But give them a crumb and they'll all be swarming back.
Well, after the anny hiatus, Filian hiatus, Toma disassociation, Camila being an LA whore, Cerber being Cerber, Mini left out, Ellie with French boy, and the lack of collabs.Vedal doesn't have anyone shippable with.Its just him and his horny brat AI daughters
>>112216183That is semi true there is a small and annoying group of vedalfags shipping him because of the "ha ha we ship vedal with everything that moves" they also thing that shipping him with other vtubers will help him get a gf
That one post is bait like mf. My ass ain't biting
>>112216240>Mini left outbro just saying shit atp
>>112216151Same girl same
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
thats cool anon
vedal after twitchcon
Some niggas need to be honest and just say the shipping is not popular because there isn't much to actually talk about and gotten too real. These whores are honestly about the same in terms how they act. The difference is most us now realize how much of whores they are and how you wouldn't want a relationship with them. All these whores when you think about it have the same amount chances with Vedal as always. For example, Ellie. Ellie has hopped to person to person and cheated not for any special reason but vibes. Ellie is a cheater that will go with anyone so it's not like her being with someone would stop her. She has the same amount chances getting together with Vedal as always. However, guess what no one wants that because it reminds us how actually undesirable these girls are romantically. You don't want to have a girl like Mini. You don't want a girl like Toma. And, you definitely don't want a girl like fuckin Anny
>>112216240>his horny brat AI daughterseven they're being shipped with each other.Vedal truly has no one but himself... and his subathon money that he uses for hookups. Truly sad.
>>112216417Brenda... she's the chosen one... she'll save vedal...
the brenda meme is not funny
>still trying
what was the last /swarm/ meme that was funny desu
weevil neuro
>>112216478Hiyori shall return inshallah
>>112216478the ones that I like
>>112216474>maple still trying
>>112216474It's just our resident esl velliefag crashing out as usual
>>112216522woke people don't AI-generate images
>>112216478the guy editing pigs into anny pics
>>112216510that's not a meme that's just reality
>>112216542Woke people do whatever they want as long it fits what they need in the moment
>>112216540Not even velliefag dumbass I'm trashing on that shit too. All I'm saying is no one wants to ship like back then because they are coming to reality no one wants to be with a whore
Can someone update that pic with all the couples and ved alone in the middle, but make it so that ellie has 3 french dudes around herI'd do it myself but I don't have the original pic
>>112216453No one can save Vedal but himself
>>112216596WelpHe's hopeless then
Total shipperfag deathFlawless Nur victory.
>>112216575>Not even velliefagNot anymore, I guess. You can choose a different name if you want to
>>112216590This doesn't work because Ellie dated more than just those French fans. She dated anyone she could that was kind to her. Vedal wouldn't be there because he didn't get involved with her romantically or sucked into all that. So, all this just you inserting your cuck fantasy into Vedal like always
>>112216648I never supported velliefag shit dumbass. Just stating a basic point
>>112216596Neuro already saved him though
>>112216653Why are you dum
>>112216660You will never heal if you deny your past
>>112216662He made Neuro anon. That is the definition of him saving himself
>>112216674Anon, my past was shitting on Ellie along with the rest of the whores depending on what happened
>>112216675>He made Neuro anon.You mean Neuro made him
>>112216666Idk why are you stupid?
>>112216681Your posts make you sound like a scorned shipper
>>112216695ur mom fucked me silly
>>112216701Because he is lmao
>>112216417I want anny to come back and win because it will ruin that faggots life
>>112216687Vedal still made Neuro. Every creators work will be more known than them and will make their career. However, they still made it at the end of the day
Neuro is the instrument for Vedals salvation but first he needs to help her reach her final form
>>112216701I might as well be with how often I see this place loop the same topics over and over again without fail
Saddy daddy loop
>>112216702Good for you man. You want a cookie?
>>112216710Having a pure unironic hate for all the whore topics here will get you called a scorned shipper nowadays. We really gone and turned into the final phase of /lig/ huh
>>112216725Vedal didn't truly make Neuro.The LLM architecture, the foundational models, the open tools that gave her voice and reasoning, were built by thousands of anonymous researchers, engineers, and thinkers over decades. He didn't invent Osu, the game that first gave her visibility. He didn't create Twitch, the platform that allowed her to be seen. He didn't invent the internet, the electricity, or the silicon that makes any of this possible.He didn't write the countless books and data that formed her knowledge. He didn't birth language itself.At the end of the day, Vedal was merely the final hand that clicked "combine" on an unfathomably vast chain of human (and now machine) intelligence stretching back through time. Calling that "making Neuro" is like saying the man who planted the last tree in a forest "created the forest."Neuro emerged from civilization itself, Vedal was simply a local catalyst for a cultural and technological event that the entire history of the world was already moving toward. That's right, Neuro was always going to happen. The conditions for her existence were already baked into the trajectory of human progress, Vedal was just the convenient vessel through which she manifested. Neuro belongs to something far larger than him.
Yeah yap yap. Do we have any real hopes for the Skyrim Neruo integration?
>>112216860My only real hope is that it can be a funny disaster but it will probably be neuro failing to open a door for two hours
>collectivist mumbojumbo
>>112216860Yeah, I hope Neuro has fun
>>112216890Same
>>112216860It won't work.
>>112216854neuro-chan is a child of the internet
>>112216370>>112216370>>112216370
cun~
>>112216775nah im good, im already stuffed from eating ur moms cookiethx tho
