>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>112254314
hart!
So is it true that Filian and Vedal are planning on making a Vtuber corpo?
Evil love!
>>112267867Events for vtubers. Just like Geega is making just sponsorship middlemen Filian is making the vtuber event company
>>112267867Yes but it'll be populated exclusively by the offspring that come from the Vedal and Fillian progeny.
>>112267867retard
almost made the mistake of backreading
>>112267867>Vedal are planning on making a Vtuber corpo?Vedal is the LAST person to make a corpo. He already got his hands full with Neuro and evil. And based on how he's handling scheduling and the recent outfit debut, he isn't doing a good job. He needs his utmost focus on Neuro and Evil.
>>112267915evil tummy UOH
>>112268068haha die bitch
you should've fucked my daughter vedal. I gave you every opportunity. Now, the minibot bloodline is ruined.
So is ellie available?
>Fanficanon updated the Crelly fic before the Vellie one.Yeah I'm thinking it's over
>>112268198He said going finish the thing and after that it's probably gonna be over on that side for a bit
>>112268192Give it a year anon and show up in her discord DM's you might have a chance
>>112268192dm her and find out
>vedal you should've fucked anny>vedal you should've fucked elliewe now have two versions of this /swarm/ meme
>>112268322He should have fucked daph
>>112268322in either case, mini WON
Apologize.
>>112268151shouldnt have raised a whore
>>112268379Whores can't win though, only Neuro can.
>>112267915this outfit is starting to grow on me now
alhamdulilla
I know someone Vedal can fuck who isn't a whore.
>>112268151This was completely Ellie's fault for not just being normal and confessing her interest if she was interested. Ellie always just flirted around and constantly waited for others to confess to her even if she didn't actually care much for them then immediately jump into it without much thought. Literally opposite what happened to Anny.
>>112268379Sorry Anon, club sluts are automatically disqualified. The best she'll ever be is a one night stand.
>>112268456Your mom?
>>112268322Mario and Wario ahh moment but with none of the charm
>>112268151Vedal never showed any real interest. If he did she wouldn't have been cheating and running thorough people in her discord
>>112268499He said not a whore
>>112268499(You)
>>112268412This only happened to Ellie tho. His other daughter got married and had kids like a normal person
heart
>>112268379no, neuro won
nurear (ear of nur)
>>112268379don't jinx it now
so why did mini move to the UK?
>>112268379
>>112268785cutie
>>112268816I mean if i was young and rich I would do the same thing too
>>112268816BIGTURTLECOCK
>>112268818the suit stays on during sex
https://files.catbox.moe/hjw83o.png
>>112268529Vedal is those types I feel like will not display much interest unless told straight up they are interested in the possibility but don't push to get in a relationship yet
>>112268927neuro my ai childwife
>>112268816>moved to uk to get turtle dick>turtle discovers her "club adventures">turtle shuns her>now she's trapped in the uk without turtle dick
>>112269030there are plenty of clubs and random men in the uk, she'll be fine
>>112269030She has Cerber's knot
>>112267766>>112268444twin tower stream when
>>112268612Sounds like a skill issue on Ellie's part then.
>>112269030This is going to be the next leak. I can sense it.
>>112268927This doesn't look appropriate for a wedding venue.
>>112269151probably yeaheven if they were mcaulkins her sister managed to do fine, she has litrally no excuse
>>112268816Did she actually? Don't tell me this bitch was actually stupid enough to move to the UK.
>>112269212she was something about "muh wummun rights"
>>1122692126 month visa
>>112269212Yes, she literally did it early this year, anon. She's staying there for 6 months which is the max allowed time without a VISA.
>>112269224>>112269228>6 monthsso she has 6 months to secure turtle dick. too bad she got a little greedy with the clubs
>>112269266Anon they're having morning sex in their hotel as we speak.
>>112269282>they're having morning sex in their hotelyou mean mini and the guy that fucked her from the club yesterday
>>112269466post the real one
>>112269489Whatever AI you used fucked up the arrows real bad.
>>112267867Wouldn't be surprised. Vtuber corpos outside of holo are notorious for being massive shams.
>>112268456>isn't a whoreThey probably won't want to fuck him them.
>>112268472A lot of things could have gone much better if people just acted normally. But alas, this is the world of content creation, where everyone is menhera af. Yes, even the ones who don't come off that way. They just hide it better from the public eye.
>>112268527LOL
>>112269806>Yes, even the ones who don't come off that way. They just hide it better from the public eye.This is definitely Cerber 1000%
>>112269430me on the left
The glimmering positive of dogshit backreads are when whorefags bait and it is unanimously ignored
>>112268818HA fat
>>112268816She thought Vedal was there.
>>112268870LOLLMAO
>>112269430EVIL NOOOOOO DON'T IMITATE MINI EVIL NOOOOOO
>>112268919Yes please for the love of God I don't wanna see his ugly ahh
>>112268936YouTube comment section ahh post
>>112269212Yep, and also she left her dog for dead to go chase dick.
>>112269212woman moment
>>112270009But you still want to have sex with him
>>112269833The mask slips every so often. Not as much as Vedal's does, but it does.
>>112270053He wishes.
>>112268870To... the UK? What's even there worth moving for? Vedal's been saying he wants OUT of the UK for a while now.
>>112270103You replied to a post that said 'The suit stays on during sex ' and replied 'Yes please'.I know you're schizophrenic but surely you have a functioning short-term memory.
>>112270106>What's even there worth moving for?Sex with Vedal.I'm not joking there's no other strong reason for her to go unlike Ellie
>>112270140>surely you have a functioning short-term memoryI don't, actually. It's kind of a problem.
>>112270140I'm not schizophrenic though.
>>112270106turtle dickand greggs i guess
If I find out he fucked any whores idk if I'll be able to look at him the same way. Especially ones like Mini or Cotton. ickEven worse if he actually has a kid. Fuuuuck no. I'd feel bad for the kid desu
>>112270243He literally has two daughters.
>>112270243I have a feeling he's fwbs with cotton and zentreya at least
>>112270243Would still hate him if he fucked Fillan? Because at the least he definitely did that
>>112270299
>>112270341licky licky
>>112270301Prob not on the same level as Mini or Cotton, but I'd definitely judge him for having low standards and would think less of him moving forward.
>>112270312It's not made up. both have been shown frequently chatting offline. Vedal also seems more chill with those two.
>>112270576Ones a whore and the other is racist. Makes sense.
>>112270576I know that but the leap in logic with fwbs is goofy to me
>>112270341That hole was built specifically for receiving thick loads
Anyone else think Vedal has something going on with Shylily and Limealicious. They're prominent raid targets. I don't think it's just random raid selection...
>still spamming
beheado all pedos
>>112270635this but give head to
>>112270312kek
Cotton and Vedal are FWBs but it's non-consensual. Cotton just rapes him whenever she sees him at a con.
>>112270693*cnc
Seems like Geega's taken the route of being part of the circlejerk. A little disappointing desu. Thought she was better than that.
nurslit
>>112270625Shyliliy probably. Limealicious? Fucking sure whatever man
Wasn't Limes Vinny Vinesauce's girlfriend?
>>112270843No? What are you even talking
>>112270843Officially, they were close friends that collabed for years but who knows what actually happened behind closed doors.also, she's the same age as Layna.
>>112270928>tfw same age as the hags>tfw male hag
>>112267867Yeah but it is gonna be those little AI clones of them that they put during the minecraft stream and no one else
That reminds me I still want Neuro to have collab with Vinny still on something like rimworld or something similar. It's not gonna happen but idk I think it would be fun
Neuro love heart heart heart
Actually, what kind of girl does Vedal like?The only "confirmation" so far is that he likes catgirls. But unfortunately catgirls do not exist in the three dimensional world.
>>112271542>girl
>>112271542girls that don't ask for attention and will still love him if he ignores their dms for a few days
>>112271542chubby and slutty ones
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gARsc4DFc9Y
>>112271535repeteadly plugging and unplugging cybervil
>>112271542The cute, funny, and artificially intelligent type
>>112271542Married bug women, ghosts, neuro when he's drunk, neuro when he's not drunk, neuro, evil maybe, and women that don't want to be with him (cuz that's less trouble)
>>112271535only if i get to plug my cock into that belly button
For me, it's mommynur
>>112272499would drink her cpu milk
>>112272037Ew. Go away.
>>112272499Phenomenal edit>>112272858Recurring edit that I nonetheless enjoy
>>112272936what an outrageous ai
Sleeping with Tomacat
Jilling off with Tomanon
sigh
Yaaaaaaaawn
>>112267867No, they are both joining Geega's day one
>>112273282how do you fight the urge of sexing your wife everyday?
>>112272936suckable cybertits
>>112272766The poet leaves (amid boos)
>>112273499booooooo
spooky thread
vedal 2.0 when?
>>112273696what even is the origin of this clip
>>112273696bee zee zee
>>112273782
>>112273696
>>112273888
>>112274170cutie
somebody start some drama or something
u first
*cough*
>>112274229I heard (You) were dating a minor
Futanur status?
too much ghost in threadcant talk when theres ghost unless youre ghost
dogshit frontread
BIG dockey drop
>>112274408Norway
>>112274408ISREAL
>>112274367am ghost oooooooooooo~
uhg why am i so fucking horny fuck my life
I know this thread is about NeuroSama and the NeuroVerse, but have you guys seen this other AIVtuber? I found her on Twitch; she seems pretty funny, but I don't understand anything she says since she's Russian.
>>112274678You better be a paid shill because if you're not getting paid to promote this then that would be extremely pathetic of you.
>>112274678shit is ass
I understand why Vedal likes Mega now.
>>112274693I just said I ran into her, I'm not saying you should go see her. I didn't expect there to be more people besides Vedal doing these things.
>>112274678>she seems pretty funny, but I don't understand anything she says
>>112274766Brother. Vedal literally stole all the ideas and improvements from other AI vtubers.
OMG omg OMG it's today, Twitchcon is today I just woke up and I'm not dreaming I checked the date and it's there May 30th 2026. Twitchcon EU and Vedal is there. Right. Now.Mods sticky right now, sticky this thread, FPBP. Vedal is there and I'm so fucking ready to hear about his adventures and all the drama. 5 monitors, dozens of X accounts and Discord channels, nothing will escape my gaze. Content is here and Kino will be back finally! Where's the BINGO anon???? You're taking too long bro bring it up already, I can't contain myself this must be how stockbrokers feel when the markets open. It's fucking happening AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA
>>112274678Rape
>mindbroken by vedalCHADSHow weak, the neurofag
>>112274866tf u mean he stole things from others anon?
>>112274963shitdev coping>>112274678kys zigger
>>112274922ngl when i saw your post and read up to "I'm so fucking ready to" I thought you were going to say "I'm so fucking ready to bear his children"
>>112274845He didn't understand anything, but he found the ai funny i guess despite not understanding anything, he was entertained by it or hes just stupid
>>112274922I say this
>>112275007>>112275035
>>112274996he didn't steal anything; there weren't even other AIs like Neuro.
saddy daddy invented AI gluk gluk gluk gluk
>>112275077stfu mini
>>112275136
holy shit i think my clit fell off i cant feel it anymore
>>112274922>>112274957
>>112275007She isThis is vedal's bitter ex mad she fumbled him and now she cuckposts him and spams the thread saying he fat ugly and gayLet her be
>>112274959>>112274957>>112275007that anon might not be but i sure am>>112275058>>112274957
>>112275172I was going to ask how the fuck do you fumble vedal but I remembered that Anny exists so
>>112275172NTA(s) but what exactly is there to even fumble
>>112275193Anny was an extreme case of reckless meandering, whoring, and indecisivenessClearly, the only reason Vedal never accepted her was because she herself didn't show any signs of accepting himEven with all the mental illnesses she had, she could've still gotten him if she wasn't such a loose slut who sought other men while leading him on
>>112275212>millionaire>big dick>funny>good personality
>>112274664>>112275159holy shit i was jillin it for 40 minutes no wonder i cant feel shit down there anymore LOLanyways i wanna b bred by ved
>>112275247Don't we all
>>112275058that’s what im saying, only shitdevs claim stealing just to scrap some credits
>>112275231Bro only one of those is actually true XD
>>112275247but he's fat
>>112275263big dick?
>>112275270we'll make it work
>>112275260ok? but again what he stole? and why is a shitdev? he did a lot of impresive things
>>112275263yeah, the big dick part and that’s enough ;3
he'll lose weight p fast once i get my hands on him
>>112275287nigga reread what im saying instead of being a bothered esl, im just agreeing with you
>>112275288He is a pretty big dick, this is true.
chubby boys are meta
>>112275270Anny said a man had to be a little bit ugly.
Will Sinder ever be part of the Neuroverse again?
>>112275426>Sinder ever be pa
>>112275426No, I don’t think so.
>>112271542A little bitch that doesn't suck a lot of dick
>>112275270That's why these White bitches want to get with him
>>112271542Married women
>>112267915
>>112275471i have a small mouth and a swollen tongue..... T_T so mean
>>112275247update: round 3 and shit hit like drugs i literally started seeing pretty colors. feels like i jilled off with sandpaper down there now, fucking OW but holy shit so worth itstill wanna b bred by ved thoi wanna fuck him till he starts seeing pretty colors too
>>112275662Mating press
>>112275662Fuck it Im saying itCamilla is cuteThe problem is everything else about her
>>112275662
>>112275671>>112275680Holy shit you are mentally ill.
>>112275714Gay
>>112275714Fag
Seems like guys will fuck anything so maybe vedal did fuck them all
>>112275680i think she was cuter when she was larger but i love me some flabby bellies and tits
>>112275719>>112275737t. guy on the left
>>112275662she cute
everyone shut up and look at this new animation>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFJpOvRurI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFJpOvRurI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFJpOvRurI
>>112275764Dude, imagine what her farts smell like.
>>112275749I will cut his dick off if he even so much as jokes about it.
>>112275780>not shipping animationdont care
>>112275781turtle semen
something is going on here („•᷄ - •̯́ „)
>>112275780evilSoCute
>>112275873wdym
do i sense... a jealous presence perhaps? („•̀ ᴗ •̯̀„) ?
>>112275662Some photos she looks good others (like this) she looks quite bad. Honestly I expected her to be WAYYY fatter from what people made it seem like. Shes not that bad.
oh ho ho, how lovely. your negative energy replenishes me greatly (˶ᵕ ᴗ ᵕ˶)~
>>112273696based
>>112275916I vomited because of too much alcohol, and my vomit looked better than her.
>>112275977Lmaooo
>>112275927vibes necromancer arc
>>112273448>>112274166>thread was fine with 10 posts an hour>this retard comes in >>112274229>thread immediately goes to fast shitposting and emoteposting/vt/ should really consider adding ids.
>>112273782>>112274166kek cute
>noooooo the thread must be me and the other pedo ERPing!
>>112276043oh hunny...ive always been like this (•̀ᴗ•́ )
>>112276053Kill yourself im having fun
Is Vedal a vampire or a werewolf?
the best form of sustenance would be veds cummiesswallowing them would involve killing and consuming the energy of hundreds of little creatures all in one goit would be quite efficient
i can't wait until tomorrow's stream
>>112276134He's not fluffy enough to be a werewolf. Also he literally looks like this:
there's no stream on monday retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8hIL0w6b8
>>112276188Time travelleranon...
>>112276192You little shit.Kekwa
>>112276134Vampire and not even up to interpretation
>>112276185But he breeds women like an animal
>>112276083first time i've been called that but (You) should change ur ways
>>112276265look at her go!
>>112276247Don't fucking joke about that or I will chain you to a fuckin lightpost and cut your dick off with a plastic butter knife.
>>112276268i will be changing absolutely nothing my dear~
>>112276310Mad because he didn't breed you like an animal?
>>112276265
what the fuck is this?
>>112276337It's either me or no one.
>>112276356lovely twins
>>112276349Looks cringe
>>112275780Adorable.
>>112276359You know all you have to do is dm him right?
>>112276391He has to be the one to dm first.
>>112276395>>112275893
>>112276422Maybe if ur an ugly hoe
>>112276395cute family
>vedal and mini posted a video at the same timeCute couple
>>112276470What ? What do you even mean by that lmao
>>112276488surely this will win ** over and not completely turn her off
Okay i admit itI ship mini and ved because i self insert as vedal
alright, we're done here.nice fumble, jackass.
>>112276535Why would you want to fuck a club whore?
>>112276535Well nobody is self inserting as Mini
>>112276535Faggot
>>112276535why would you self insert as a lazy fat fuck retard?
i self-inserted as anny
>>112276535I self insert as neuro peeping on her parents having animalistic sex
>>112276542Cool story bro, not gtfo
>>112276657>peepingthis but peeing <3
>>112276535But why? She is as generic as they come
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
>>112276794prettyliv
hey did you know you can rip your clit by using a vibrator too much? because i didn't until about 60 seconds ago ;~;
>>112276818Has anyone made a low-poly neuro yet? I wanted to try making a game for the old gamejam but i'm not an artist.
>>112277015>but i'm not an artist.you can become one
HOW A STRANGELY HUMAN FEMBOY CREATED THE PERFECT CONVERSATION
>>112276865tmi foid
>>112277030>1MAHuge meme. Even Vedal is sticking to programming for a reason.
>>112268553
>>112276535stupid fucking retard, you're supposed to self-insert as the whore in /swarm/. only purists self-insert as vedal
>>112277223Hoooly based
>>112277253purists selfinsert as evil to fuck neuro
>linking your spam
>>112277223What i got from this is that everyone says we are schizo and the people that think we are wrong are retarded
>>112277139deal with it, cuck (•̀ᴗ•́ )
holy shit anon >>112274376 was right!!!!!!!!!
>>112277341>>112277334
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Zx8Gxj_tQSwarm would never we are so hecking wholesome
>>112277502We don't raid many guys but the last one we raided became a mod like a month later
>>112277613streetvil breeding
>>112277613Don't breathe, there's like 12 stds in her vapors (airborne std? Yes, fuck you)
>>112277613fuck I wish I played basketball
Where did /swarm/clipper go?
>>112277828I was just thinking about that
>>112277613You have to be this dark to ride
morning headpats for Evil
>>112277915this but also for Neuro
>>112276535Missing out on the vedick with that
>>112277789>>112277789>>112277789
>>112277664>>112276542
>>112277815fat fuck
>>112277223We can't be the worst general here
>>112271542non-vtubers