>>112280797
A grown adult man leeching off a woke vegan girl's income?

>>112280869
living the dream

>>112280869
god i wish that was me

>>112280869
He won
He is fucking YOUR oshi and there's nothing you can do about it

>>112280869
But she hates woke vegans, though.

>>112280869
His spear must be gigantic for him to be the leech of the couple.
It's jork he's a SEAmonkey, he must just be good at making her laugh.

>>112280869
it’s honestly humiliating. nimi probably holds it over his head every time they get into an argument

>>112281384
im sure she does kek she must be pretty dominant if she's fine with funding the lifestyle of a man old enough to hypothetically be her dad

>>112281543
They are less than 12 years apart

>>112281778
i'm 29 like Nimi. the thought of being with a 40 year old man disgusts me unless he's giving me princess treatment and I never have to work another day again. I can't imagine the mental illness Nimi must have to find this guy hot.

>>112281892
>I can't imagine the mental illness Nimi must have to find this guy hot
unironic yellow fever

>>112280869
Randon seems like a chill guy he almost certainly understand that male vtubers are competing in a more crowded market than female vtubers. There are tens of thousands of guys that want to play video games for their main job and the male streamer market is extremely crowded.

>>112281892
The unicorns on this board have so much hate towards male vtubers that it's almost useless to give an honest answer. Nimi marrying someone that understands and respects her job isn't that much of a mystery. Also Vesper got fired helping Kronii in a major contract dispute (even after he got a model redesign) and honorable guys are rare in the modern world.

>>112282241
Kys outfitschizo

>>112282156
couldnt she find an asian man that had his shit together at least?

Randon is the most based Vtuber alive. All women want to fuck him and all men want to be him.

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>>112280869
>The guy who does Hunter x Hunter got married into sick nasty Sailor Moon money and now he doesn't need to do shit
>I certainly would not work if I married the creator of Sailor Moon, I'd sit around and do nothing all day.
>I mean like alright, at the risk of being a little edgy, I interpreted that as he had "vtuber health issues". You know what I'm talking when I say "vtuber health issues"? I interpreted that as like I need a socially acceptable reason to fuck off forever and never come back.
https://youtu.be/7IRSnBPXJEM?t=2138 35:39

>>112280797
Nimi cucks him with a BBC, I'm pretty sure

>>112281275
he's Korean, your points have been invalidated.
>>112281892
she turned 30 in May.

>>112282751
>The guy who does Randon Neuring got married into sick nasty Nimi ex-holo money and now he doesn't need to do shit
>I certainly would not work if I married one of the highest earning vtubers of HoloEN, I'd sit around and do nothing all day.
>I mean like alright, at the risk of being a little edgy, I interpreted that as he had "homo health issues". You know what I'm talking when I say "homo health issues"? I interpreted that as like I need a socially acceptable reason to fuck off forever and never come back.

>>112280797
Post it.

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>>112283082
>pretended to be Gura to get free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie on-stream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made Kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces Cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitomi Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>forced Sana to graduate
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>told Shiori it would be a good move to set boundaries with chat on her debut
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born
>convinced Mel to leak info to him
>denied FWMC an apartment
>tried to kidnap Biboo in japan
>is Fauna's husband and forced her to distance herself from her fans more and more
>influenced gura and mumei to quit
>siced fans against coworkers who decided to stay
>galvanized fanbase into thinking she's the victim of "a black company" in order to emulate Doki
>grifted said fanbase into buying plushies that were obviously prepared in advance after graduating
>told Nimi to lore drop causing Saba and Dooby to unperson her
>is responsible for Saba's health issues
>reported Kronii's "boar-ing" remark to the Eternal Return devs
>keeps cutting Dooby's internet connection
>manipulated Roboco's camera stand so that it falls down during stream
>gave Sykkuno the contact details of his sloppy seconds

>>112280797
oh so this guy is why /vt/ is obsessed with seething about koreans

>>112282751
Why did he rape Gura and give her anal fissures than never healed?

>>112281892
you arent a woman

>>112283124
The only non-schizo post in all of /vt/
Thank you for bringing all of this into the light anon

>>112282751
so nothing about Togashi falling in love with Takeuchi? Its just about the money to him?

>>112282998
oh rip. i knew her bday was in May but forgot the exact day

>>112283681
the 2nd

>>112281384
She cant even drive right so he could just counter argument with that no?

>>112282998
>Gook
>Not having a micropenis

Well they chose their path, now they got to live it.

>>112281892
You're old, and 40 is also old, I don't see anything wrong with that

>>112284151
that's the point

>>112280869
It's not lleching if she begs for his dick whenever she is not streaming. You won't win this ano, just hope they get divorced

>>112281384
I don't think her self-esteem is high enough to lord shit over others like that

>>112281384
She probably keeps telling herself it's not that weird and gender equality blah blah since she's a shitlib but her instincts know

Honestly good for them. Both are decent, hardworking people. A rarity in a scene filled with dramawhores and leeches.

>>112282779
Gymschizo...

So like is there any actual evidence or do you guys just enjoy larping, like that one guy who wouldn't stop making threads for a year about Gura wetting the bed at Ame's house.

>>112280869
This, don't make your life hell like this, she will jusge you, her family will judge you, her friends will judge you. Might as well get castrated at that point

>>112285286
If you want docs go to the archive. We aren't spoonfeeding you. This story is old and dead now.

>>112283124
> Wrote Enreco season 3 to be shitty on purpose
> Kept the girls distracted so they would be terrible at RP all week.

>>112285286
It's all just a long running joke at this point anon

>>112285286
there is.

>>112283124
>the list is growing
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN

>>112285286
Well, thanks to your question, which I also had, I went and read the archive and god... Denying it is the ultimate level of cope. It’s incredibly ironic that the queen of the unicorns, one of the holy trinity, one of the few good girls of holoEn, a homo ender; turned out not only to have a partner, but that this partner turned out to be one of the people her fans hated the most. I’d say i’m really sorry, naplings, but you’ve got what you deserve.

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>>112288216
I like when her defense force comes out and asks us why we only reference her. She was one of the biggest vtubers and could not be ignored, she had a general here on /vt/ for years. Her moves seemed really premeditated and planned out to optimize profit. Lot of people involved too. She made herself look like a real villain who everybody played their part for, all according to keikaku. And even now there is no real closure as we all know HOW she did it, but we don't know WHY she did it. We don't even know if it's over.

>>112288484
Just be glad it happened to Nimi. Better it to happen to Fauna than Kronii I'd say, that was too close for comfort.

>>112280869
Just like alpha lion

>>112289455
kronii came out of that shitshow a better woman. and now that holostars is on its way out and the homopandering has come to a near complete stop, hololive at large can finally start to heal from those dark days.

>>112289455
I didn't think much about her chair video until someone connected the dots for me and I really am starting to think she actually does browse /vt/. Her comments on money shortly after some anons were voicing concerns was creepy too.

>>112281384
and then he dicks her down while telling her the cucklings are watching in the corner, making her cum multiple times in a row

>>112289869
>this post
Actual unironic schizophrenia. Take your fucking meds.

I don't get why a vtuber being married is a big deal, then again I don't really get attached to anyone
I love hitozuma doujins, fucking another man's wife is literally the hottest thing in the world to me

>>112290814
You aren't supposed to. Vtubers have to follow the same rules that idols do. Japan even goes one step further and requires a virginity clause as well. EN tubers were given an exception to this considering their culture's stance on the issue. Woman stays single, men give her money, simple. Western celebrities can go get married and do relationships but not asian ones, it's also why men aren't into female celebrities in the west.

>>112290049
hi randon

>>112289455
There wasn't any possibility of that happening. Zero

>>112290814
If you're the bull I might see the appeal, however cuckling you're on the chair this time around.

>>112288484
its funny how they dont see the irony in the vtuber they held up as the pure unicorn queen aside from Gura ended up getting married to the most despised homo on /vt/.
Even Shyamalan couldn't write a plot twist that absurd.

>>112282241
>completely normal post
>still have to attach your schizo fanfiction at the end like a signature

The anti-Fauna SEAschizo was the real hero the whole time.

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>>112283124
Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "Randonneuring".

Oh shit first in Phase General now Catalogue. Orcposting breaking containment today.

>>112291110
>its funny how they dont see the irony in the vtuber they held up as the pure unicorn queen aside from Gura ended up getting married to the most despised homo on /vt/.
The unicorns on this board are the worst judge of character so that doesn't mean anything. They hate Nimi for being honest about her marriage while they loved Rushia. The unicorn moral compass is completely reversed since they hate honesty and love deception.

>>112291149
>>still have to attach your schizo fanfiction
This thread is filled with unicorn delusions about how Vesper was the vtuber devil but his coworkers have talked about the guy having a lot of empathy. The sudden "graduations" would make sense if they got fired while fighting with Cover to let Kronii have a redesign. He was able to get a 2.0 design less than a year after debut it didn't make any sense to get into another heated fight with management unless it was something where neither side would compromise.

>>112282779
based

>>112293130
Vegans are weird in general. I bet the household is just a strange place to be.

I dislike this man purely because he's a cyclist. Cyclists are the scum of the earth.

>>112293464
Jesus that makes it even worse. Maybe they were really made for each other? I can understand why people want to disengage from her and him. Genuine freaks. I really want nothing to do with them anymore.

>>112293464
actual good reason to hate him

>>112280869
he's also knocking her up soon kek

>>112293817
Poor kid is going to be spawn camped by his uber liberal parents.

>>112280869
Unironically takes some skill to make a woman do that but on the downside she has the final say in everything

>>112280869
jealous, chud?

>>112293130
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55GfqX7vn2c&t=853s

FUCK

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>>112293464
like pottery

>>112280869
okay which schizo theory is it?
Did they meet during Hololive, or was he a nepo hire because they knew each other before Hololive

>>112294379
Photoshop the lovebirds into this.

>>112293464
But he isnt a cyclist anymore

>>112283124
>tranny humor

>>112293817
I think they’re unironically struggling on that front lol. She’ll have IVF treatment put up on her Throne soon.

>>112294618
All the evidence points to "during"

>>112295312
you can't hide the truth, randon

>>112282751
Ok good, he pronounced Hunter x Hunter correctly. I like him now

>>112284890
If this is how you talk in real life it's no big surprise you're still single.

>>112280869
AMWF leeching the guy is living the life

>>112295312
not liking jokes = tranny the stake of melted brain matter

>>112280797
you portray yourself as a hairy bara with pink hair dye? yeesh

>>112280797
Fake news btw

>>112288216
>>112285778
>>112287799
I went to the archives. All the evidence boils down to
>just know nimi's irl name lmao
Props to you schizos for making me waste my time

>>112294878
Anon, he's riding Hololive's bicycle.

huh