Everyone. I am so very sorry.There won't be a Generation Threefor VAllure now.The auditions are canceled.VAllure is GONE. It's DEAD.But there is some good news.Those who were part of VAllure aregoing to keep their IPS at absolutelyno cost to them,which is nice.And maybe,just maybe,...In some sort of form,or something,Generation Three,...Was both all the friends,and the enemies,that we had made along the way.WELP!,...Happy GOD-DAMNED Pride Month,you WORTHLESS FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!,...Now go FUCK yourselves."I YIELD MY TIME,FUCK YOU!"
>>112348603>But there is some good newsWhat you said above this line IS the good news
>>112348881Did you forget how to read,"little kid"?"But there is some good news.Those who were part of VAllure aregoing to keep their IPS at absolutelyno cost to them,which is nice."Next time,...READ THE POSTED CONTENTBEFORE REPLYING NEXT TIME,YOU DUMBASS!Now go back to beinga MAGA maggot logfag troll on >>>/b/ whereyou rightfully belong,you stupid,...Toxic,...Worthless,...TRUMPTARDED,..."KID-FUCKER"!There,I said it. Stay away from me."Don't touch me. I'M EVIL."Now go FUCK yourself,you retarded faggot.YOU AIN'T SHIT,"LITTLE KID"!YOU,AIN'T,SHIT!Cry me a fucking river.
>>112348603>>112349249You're kinda cute. I really like your attitude.Chuubas for this feel?
>>112348881OP is an insane schizo that has been haunting this board for months even though his threads hardly get any replies. Which is particularly impressive considering the psychotic way in which he types, you would think there would be more people gawking at the spectacle, but nope. Nobody cares.Best not to reply to him as if he is a human. He is more comparable to some sort of rabid animal. Anything you say to him will just be met with deranged barking.
why can't we have more posters like this? this is such a refreshing brand of schizo
>>112349391I am,in fact,HUMAN,and a man.And I am 100% truly not gettingany younger these days.Don't piss off the old people.>>112349344Rack off,troll. I hate people like you.>>112349405Why have you not had someoneliterally FUCK YOU IN THE ASS yet?AMATEURS!,...I AM SURROUNDED BY AMATEURS!*(Cue the "RRREEEEE" meme sound effect!)*
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>>112348603"But,hey."Look on the bright side,everybody.At least the Luminara VTuber agencyis DEAD,and also BURNING IN HELL,though!GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD TRASH!Rust In Piss,Bitch.And that Camana personcan go FUCK itself!,...WELP!,...SEE YOU NEVER,"KID-FUCKER"!,...YOU AIN'T SHIT!,...Cry me a god-damned river.AND YOU CAN SEETHEUNTIL YOU DIIIIIEEEEE FROM IT!!!!"I YIELD MY TIME,FUCK YOU!"
>>112350006Please image,...THIS!,...What If,.....??!!"Please do pardon us. We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a breaking news update.The FORMER C-E-O of theLuminara VTuber agency,"RealCamana",had somehow beenfound,had been made a victim of avery deadly hit-and-run,which resultedin the unexpected demise of "RealCamana",whose soul is now burning in Hell for everysin committed while being among the living.More information will follow on a need-to-knowbasis. Film at Eleven."
>>112350468Sorry. Meant to usethe word "imagine"previously.Good golly,Miss Molly.In both an emotional wayand a mental way,...I AM GETTING CLOSETO HAVING A TOTALLYOUT OF CONTROL CRASH-OUT!!!!My goodness.I think that I need some "down time".
Hey "OP..."Suck...My,...COCK!
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Yyyyyeessssssss, total whore death!
tranny behavior is funny.
>>112348603If only she knew how to read contracts
Damn shame, I was rooting for them. Hope Stronny's doing alright.
the only avtuber I need is jp sex cat
>>112348603What happened to the video game?
>>112348603Kek good riddance
>>112348603As much as they were a whore corpo at least they went out on better terms than EIEN.
>>112362734The Gen 3 curse
lmfao crypticposter is so funny
In ages past, they'd put dudes like this in caves, temples, or other sacred spaces, and interpret their ravings as oracles.SCHIZO OF THE BOARD, WHAT IS YOUR WISDOM? WHAT COULD HAVE SAVED VALLURE?
>>112348603What ai do you use for these threads
>>112348603The company is shutting down.The talents are keeping the IPs, and doing their own thing.There is no drama or bad blood between them.Everyone in the community wants to follow their Oshi.So why are some morons celebrating, exactly?
>>112363536their lewd stream setup was cancer Lovense is boringjust do what Sena from Promisu does and you'll get loadsamoney
>>112364101because the whorepo failed
>>112363536better models
>>112364529what does she do?
>>112365423tons of toggles, various situations, good at acting, pisses herself and shows a picture of her chair afterwards
No space after comma schizo is a special kind of retarded.
>>112364558That's a basic bitch of an answer.
I thought they were on steady ground, they felt like a low-maintenance corpo
>>112368759Turns out when almost all the administration is done by the sole owner because the 80/20 split doesn't allow for hiring more staff, and then the owner unexpectedly gets hospitalized, the ground suddenly becomes a lot less steady.
>>112369702Ain't no way Stronny was the only one shouldering all that managerial shit?
>>112370074They had a few script writers and like one extra behind the scenes manager from what talents had described in the past. Stronny was juggling being a talent and full time manager for half of them. Issue that no one wants to voice is that like half of them were burned out or lazy and only doing their contractual minimums. I think some of them weren't even 5 digit sub count on YT which is kinda pitiful. I think immy was the only one over 100k subs. Honestly they needed to invest in advertising and building the brand/following more than adding another gen but it's easy to arm-chair manage from the sides and it's all irrelevant now.
>>112348603Did it have a good run? I thought they fell off pretty hard the second they deviated from pure porn.
>>112348603vallure and shibi scammed you
>>112368759a vtuber corp catering to gooners only goes so far when you can get fetish content/actual porn for free with no effort
>>112372533I think it peaked by getting nominated for a vtuber award. other than that? no it had no better a run than the dozens of other small corpos that went out of business within 2 years
>>112375673Shibi made gum chewing ASMR so she's good in my book
>>112376163She was one of the first ones to do it to, gumanon got a W.
>Mercy making a "I'm a jobless NEET, now what?" stream.Don't make me parasocial that hard for you, girl. It'll almost make me want fishman to rescue her.
>>112357279I miss Rifu. The ASMR she did before the Eden implosion is the reason I'm a footfag.
>>112377151Phasetards talk like redditors, that explains a lot.
>>112348603>,...kill yourself :)
>>112378226Are you new to no-space-after-comma schizo? This is literally his entire shtick. He newlines and types in an incredibly stilted and autistic way, as if he's acting out a monologue like Shatner or something. He always puts either ...s or no space after commas. He posts badly photoshopped images, often ones he's used before. He is absolutly ritualistic in his use of catchphrases and shit like >>112349809 He is a very schizophrenic individual. You either enjoy his retarded bullshit (Thank god he never sticks around enough to lurk in any of the generals) or you close it and move on. Odds are he's long gone by now.
>this threadholy shit
What's the TLDR for all of the girls future endeavors?
>>112380837They continue
>>112377151You don't want that trust me
>>112382232That's good. Do hope most of them will continue doing gfe
>>112378715ikr, definitely jealous women and trannies.
>>112382380the loli won't
>>112383044which one
>>112383091>>112362957
>>112380837back to 1view hell for all except stronny and immy
>>112382380I look forward to every last one being shitposted about having boyfriends sonce there's no consequences for it now.
>>112378226One word. NO.And I oftenly wonderif you tell yourselfthose words mentally.You're not special.You're not smart.You'e not being helpful. Go back to >>>/b/,and don't come back.Oh,yeah.Almost forgot.I HOPE THAT YOUGET PERMABANNED!!!See you NEVER,you,...Toxic,...LOGFAG-ASS,...KID-FUCKER!!!There,I said it. Don't like it?Too bad. Go FUCK yourself,and go to HELL,"little kid".
>>112378640"DO YOU SUCK DICKS?"And here is a new question for you.Do you literally fuck kids?
How long until the parrot faggot makes a video gloating and dunking on "insane unicorns" losing the only corpo to even say they give the remotest fuck about men or mens mental health?
>>112375673Be silent,you TROLL.And by the way,I found somethingonline.The definitionof the word "tourist",which happens tobe a noun.#KnowledgeIsPower!#TheMoreYouKnow.
>>112385853According to what I haddiscovered,there is a definitionof the word,"troll",which is a noun,that makes more sense than therest of you ill-brained idiots dareto think.And it says that a troll is;"a person who intentionally antagonizes others online by posting inflammatory,irrelevant,or offensive comments,or other disruptive content."Well,now all of you know."It's great to learn,'cause KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!"And on a completelyunrelated side note!,...I am 100% NOT the unique, "old",All-American,white man to mess with,you whippersnappers!,...You can seethe untilyou DIIIIIIIIIIE from it.
>>112362734Brilliant observation,smartass.Why don't you back it upwith a source??!!!
>>112349344Don't get anyweird ideas,creepo.And by the way,what IS a "chuuba"?
beholdthe ultimategreatestfailurewhenit comesto VTuberagenciesand companies
>>112386692don't be mean
that whore Momocita already poaching the ex-vallure talent, including Gen 3 lol
>>112385853uh>>112386400oh>>112386692melty!
>>112386779I like her voice, but looking at her patreon and seeing like>mommy pegs you>mommy degrades you >mommy cucks you >mommy grows a cockis an immediate turnoff. Glad I got some of her stuff like the valentines (last year) audio but still I don't know why her fans vote for this weird shit
>>112387686Because she’s trans
>>112386778>>112387594DO YOU WANT TOSTART A FIGHT WITHME,YOU LITTLE SHITS??!!!YOU CAN'T START EITHERA BATTLE OR A WAR THATYOU CAN'T WIN!YOUR FEET CAN NEVERFILL EITHER MY SHOES,OR MY BOOTS!Now go FUCK yourselves.
>>112387855you say that about every vtuber
>>112387909She is actually trans though.
>>112387909Everyone has their own dedicated anti on this board.
>>112388012She is literally 100% without a doubt a trans woman. She used to be open about it.
>>112388182boy who cried wolf situationevery vtuber has been called trans on this board that it's hard to care anymore
>>112388182Post proof at any point
Immy talking about her plans now on stream
So who is going to be the new joke corpo you can insult girls by implying they're joining?
>>112368759No one outside the company really knows the reason for VAllure's dissolution. The most probable theories are what other anons have proposed, which is that the 80/20 split wasn't enough to keep it all afloat; the other is that Stronny (the shadow CEO) has health complications that may be much more severe than initially believed, so she's shutting the company because she can't run it anymore.
>>112392542if the health thing is true, that sucks for Stronny, I hope she bounces back from it
>>112390212https://x.com/MomoCitaVT/status/1774333089633690004This was deleted recently but it was an admission straight from her account
>>112348603kek
>>112380837bad, most of them are 180'ing their content and admitting they were being fake
>>112378640He sometimes is dumb enough to spam a general, which tends to be among the rare times he actually gets banned. Unfortunately despite his severe mental illness he somehow is smart enough that doesn't stop him, which makes me wonder how much of it is just a bizarre act he puts on for no apparent benefit.I'm surprised this one is lasting as long as it has, usually his threads flop a lot harder despite him desperately spamming them with bumps. Though I notice nobody is actually paying much attention to the schizo and is kinda talking around him so maybe it's more that the subject matter is a compelling source of discussion, and the fact that this particular thread was created by an insane maniac is merely ancillary.