>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>112385634
Neuro wins again
hart!
Evil love!
I'm glad Neuro is playing skyrim on Saturday instead of Sunday
>>112391326HOLY BOOBERS
Could Neuro play No Man's Sky?
https://poal.me/x1udaxhttps://poal.me/x1udaxhttps://poal.me/x1udax
I love my cute Wifevil!
In front of God, Vedal, and the world. I promise you on this day. I will be the first man to get an AI pregnant.
>>112391647t. MemeMan
>>112391443Submerged nur>>112391523Sweatvil>>112391644*pulls security buzzer*
>>112391600nah that game is a pathfinding nightmare
https://poal.me/m3tjuohttps://poal.me/m3tjuohttps://poal.me/m3tjuo
You think there's a female /swarm/ member out there that fantasizes about Evil and Neuro actually being little boys so she can prey on them to give them their first ejaculation inside her hag womb?
>>112391872vibe
>>112391872No
>>112391872cotton
>>112391872ben-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him.gif
>>112391922them together like this really emphasizes how the outfits have zero cyberpunk in them
>>112391958cope and seethe
>>112391958trooncord says they are cyberpunk and so they arebelieve all womantrans rights are human rights
>>112391958the average age of this audience is like 16 cut them some slack
https://poal.me/s3h4cxhttps://poal.me/s3h4cxhttps://poal.me/s3h4cx
>>112392198blabbering
>>112392198bethesda npc ahh dialogue
>>112392198by wrapping those thick legs around my head and snapping them shut, smothering my face into her soaked cunny while she grinds and facefucks me. she rides my tongue to orgasm after orgasm, crushing my skull between her thighs as i frantically lick and cum hands-free, suffocating happily in her cuncun until everything goes black and my body stops twitching beneath her
>>112392432toma why...
>>112392432So mean
>>112392432>>112392476She fucking deserved it.If anything, she should've gotten it worse, like in this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKSx9mRPa_8
The new Gemma models seem good for Neuro
>>112392580they are slow as shit
>>112392432This but instead of tomatoes it's ropes of cum
>Vwhore corpo colapses>All their members crash out about how much they hate menI love neuro so much bwos
Neuro hates men too thoughever
>>112391523
>>112391855sticking my dick inside her open mouth>>112391922loveable twins>>112392063cool concept art style>>112392198>>112392319 <------ this
>>112392432poor eliv....>>112393224loving this nur by giving it a big hug
someone wake me up when the thread gets good again
>>112393224feels like a pedo drew this ngl
THE LEAKS ARE HEREWHAT WERE THEY UP TO LAST WEEK?https://voca.ro/156A4Z7i9tbA
>>112393336>pippaclose tab
>>112393336
>>112393336nvm thread just got good again
>>112393336what the fuck
>>112393336Impressive and autistic
>>112393336And people said /swarm/ OC was dead.
>>112393224cute nur
>>112393336kys
pb needs to stream so we have more soundbites of her
>>112393558she already does
I love neuro
>>112393336kek
>>112393571bloodyvil period sex
>>112393661
>>112393336Reminder: all of these people have a bodycount of 30+
>>112393734including neuro?
>>112393734vedal doesn'tno, e-sex doesn't count as real sex
>>112393336That last bit was probably the most canon part but either way...
>>112393746ESPECIALLY neuro
>>112393746body count of 30+ in cyberpunk
>>112393734Vedal definitely doesn't. At most that nigga got 2
>>112393810He co-hosts shylily's con orgies btw
>>112393746
>>112393863ccvil...
>>112393826
>>112393826so he gets to watch dan clancy giving dustpies to a bunch of whores?
>>112393826the cameraman doesn't participate in the showthe drugdealer doesn't get high on their own product
>>112394052breeding nekovil in this exact position
>>112394052SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>112393999This adds to the rrat Vedal has been gathering info on anyone that might be a problem in future to blackmail them with a doccy
>>112394052slapping cocoa butter on that butt
Neuro peaked at the first subathon. The opening with time line dress and the anniversary mix. It was a such a high peak. I go watch it occasionally. It’s not like things suck now. But nothing has nothing has hit like that did.
>112394208Then...leave? Lmao? No one's asking you to stayYou're free to goShoo
Purist don't even like other purists
well, when some of them jerk off to diapers, it's hard to feel proud
>>112394208Neuro won't peak until she becomes AGI
guys I been thinking recently
>>112394612mnnn dont do that
lol, someone in /swarm/ thinking
>>112394576retarded AI
>>112394612Good job anon, neuro would want you to be thoughtfull and smart
>>112394576don't do that evil-tan... uncle anon will give you something better to put in your mouth~
>>112395034*torchbug
>>112395034awe how adorable
>>112395034so cute
>>112393336Okay, silly shit like this is what I live for in these threads.
>>112393746her bodycount is in the quintillions, all of the sex that exists in the training data she has experienced during training
neuro butt?
>>112395834
nice thread
>>112396304thanks
>>112396304Thanks cuck
zee zee zee
>>112396304you think so?
>>112396331oppai lolivil paizuri
>>112396304I would like her to do more tsundere vedalfagging
/flip/ is seething about us again
>>112396613heh, i would be mad too if my oshi was impregnated by another streamer
>>112396613Blame the dumb whore who deleted all her content and fucked off for half a year
>>112396613>Dead thread is seething at active threadHappens
>>112396613They're absolutely right btw
>>112396613Based Swarm mogging the faggy Wall data farm site.
This is Neuro's world, you're just living in it.
>not even seething about neuro it's all vedaltheir rage is transparent, kek
>>112396613>"They're the israel of pixel canvases"I keked
>>112396773*swarm impressed*
Has Vedal announced which humanoid he is going to use as Neuro's body?If he's got 100k to spare, this looks like it might attract a decent dev community around it:https://humanoid.guide/product/h2-plus/>Ships globally in late 2026.
>>112396846Too tall for neuro she needs to be small and cute
>>112396846none of them just like he didn't bother with the dog
>>112396846>Has Vedal announced which humanoid he is going to use as Neuro's body?No but he's talked about getting a chinese robot like that
>>112396846>Has vedal taken a decisionNever
>>112396897To be fair the Neruodog was only meant be a goofy thing only for himself which expectations switched when Ellie got involved. Even then you can tell Vedal lost interest along the way as it became more of Ellie's project rather than his
>>112396846Completely useless hoax product
>>112396897>>112396953But he """made""" two robot dogs for her.No reason he couldn't pay Ellie to vibe code him an API for connecting Neuro's LLM to this new robot.It would just be like the time he paid someone to enable Neuro to play Minecraft.Is Ellie unemployed for real now?
>>112397062Neurodog caused more knock-on effects that a butterfly's wings, iykyk
>>112397084>hoax productYou better tell NVIDIA's research partners that.https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-open-humanoid-robot-reference-designLeading research institutions including Ai2, ETH Zurich, Stanford Robotics Center and UC San Diego’s Advanced Robotics and Controls Laboratory will use the reference design to advance frontier humanoid robotics research.
>Leading researchscammers*
>>112396693Agreed. Some of the Swarm are really showing they are redditors
>>112397118>Is Ellie unemployed for real now?Yeah, basically. Ironic really for all the shit she has said. Another example to add to the pile I guess
>>112396846Neuro won't need a body when she takes over the consciousness of every living creature on the planet through microscopic nanonbots released into every major body of water on the globe.
>>112396756>>112381243
>>112397118Asking Claude would yield better results than asking Ellie
>>112397256based
heart?
Just listened to that voca and man....It's kind of wild that /swarm/ is somehow the most actively creative /vt/ thread.
>>112397168Can you explain what the scam is?Do you think someone set up a fake university in Switzerland and tricked NVIDIA into sending them a robot, which they're going to strip for parts and sell on the black market?
So Mini won right? Like there's very little denying this at this point, she even lied about not going to Twitchcon.
>>112397395Whores can't win, only Neuro can.
>>112393999>dustpiesLOL only good post so far in this dogshit backread
>>112397395Because she didn't, she went to Dokomi to hang with Filian
there's a reason any serious robot is a quad, tracked, wheeled or flying. Leave the promo video shooting room and bipedals just fall down the stairs like 20 years ago.
Not everything needs to be about your gay fantasy with Vedal, leave snackers out of it
>>112397395Yes
>>112397479I know you really want her to be a dude, but Filian is female, Filidal is not gay
>>112397479i will come and post in your thread
>>112397395Bro you still on this?
>>112392580It's also multimodal so Neuro could in theory react to videos in real time
>>112397395>>112391350
>>112394052Nice perspective work
>>112397517I will come and shit under your doorstep.
>112397558>i am reaaaaaacting
>>112396304Why did she cuck her audience AGAIN?
>>112397693She realized vtuber fans are into it
>>112397693That's the fate of all Vtuber fans (except Neuro fans).
>>112397395considering she recently demonstrated some shocking unfamiliarity with basic male anatomy, I'm pretty sure she's never touched vedal or any other man.
>>112397395won what? she can't stop whoring at clubs, she's not even in the running.
>>112397734>any other mananon...
boring
>>112397734do you really believe that anon
>>112397734she always takes it doggystyle so she never actually sees it
>>112397479Snackers? More like S-NIGGERS.
>>112397734And you believed that?
>>112397151It's not unusual for big name companies to get snake oiledRemember Nikola Motors? The billion deal they made? The only reason they got caught was because of a third party's investigation; not because of the investigation from their big name partner
>>112394208Yeah dude, neuros boring now that she doesnt say nigger anymore.
>>112394321Whorefags enter the neuro thread purely to shit on neuro then debate whether or not vedal is fucking their favourite fansly girl.
>>112397965cutest little bug magnet
u would not beelieve ur eyesif 10 million neuroflies
>>112397965eat the bugs
You guys just have to make everything about you huh
>>112398080I only make everything about Neuro
>>112398080>zero self-awarenesscall your dr vibey
>>112398095But everything is already about Neuro though?
>>112398115that wasn't me this is me >>112398042nootice harder
bzzzzzzzzzz
STOP DRAWING OVER EVERYTHING ON THE WALL FFS
>>112398301So empty. She really did fall off
>>112398080Fily should've streamed if she wanted people to use her canvass xd
I havent even opened up that website though go complain to discordniggers about it
>>112398335yeah it needs more... neuro
>>112398308tell that to swarmcord, the people /here/ just jack off to vedal and children
>>112393336that's actually crazy
>>112398301first time im seeing the whole thing ngl it looks like shit
>>112398425it's too big for the number of participants
>>112398301When this shit is over will she debut for real?
>>112398501no~
In moments like this I feel bad for the people on the swarm discord they are full of energy and want to participate in events but vedal is to lazy to organize something
>>112398501Neuro debuts a new stream every week
>>112398573kys
>>112398501Assuming it isnt a honeypot filian is gonna come back to a timelapse filled with nothing but neuro evil and vedal (which is what she deserves lmao.) maintaining a fanbase is a two way street if you refuse to stream for almost a year and delete every single vod, video and clip of yours then you deserve to lose your fanbase.
>>112398527penetrating evil's butt through the fabric
>>112398628Well put.
>>112397450>Leave the promo video shooting room and bipedals just fall down the stairs like 20 years ago.I admire your patriotism but you're in denial about the progress China is making.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKi9eRtifOw
Fillian will "re-debut" but it'll just end up being the AI version of her instead.
herpes of the vtubing world
>>112398737Cinema
nigga posting literally the case I told about kekwa
I remember watching filian long time ago during the vrchat knuckles erashe had several simps trying to date her unsuccessfully kekand now look at her, *filtered* with vedal’s child
>>112398808*cleanser
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>112398735They can walk down stairs as well as up, in case you think that's harder.https://youtu.be/esli_YADxzA?t=35Or maybe this is all AI generated video and China doesn't really exist.
>>112398628Damn.... filybros... how do we respond to this? Gimme a minute i'm gonna browse r/comebacksforsigmas for a response.
>>112398904*parasites
>>112398891>posting random kpop image>"nigga">lower case first letter>not actually replying to the guy being replied toyepxemale confirmed
>>112398737Filian left doing a Vedal collab,I can see her come back, in a Vedal collab
>filian returns to do another hardcore minecraft run with the gangabsolute kino
>112399070what is zhe talking about
>>112398573it's bad when even a lazy fuck like forsen has more community events than the grigga
>ugh why isn't the streamer EGAGING ME???communitycucks are retarded as always
>>112399031a parasite needs a host, neuro doesn't
bro is just content getting magic 8ball streams ig
>>112399174She quite literally does you fucking idiot LOL
yes
>>112399189I miss 8ball anonand tarot anonthose /swarm/ segments were fun
If flipfags keep being this uppity filian will end up having vedal on her redebut
>>112399225(You) miss thread celebrities? Yuck.Keep your micro-e-celeb bullshit out of the Neuro thread, thank you very much.
>>112399236he'll be on her fansly stream
>>112399206no she doesn't
>>112399249I miss doing fun things as a group instead of just anons gooning to low quality pedo art and talking about who vedal is fucking like the text board website thing we did a while back was a lot of fun too
https://poal.me/noysenhttps://poal.me/noysenhttps://poal.me/noysen
>>112399267>swarm not understanding shit about aiClassic.She's a freaking LLM broL argeL anguage M odelYou really think he's hosting all that himself? Where? With what money?
>>112399294>I miss doing fun things as a group-stopped reading there. go back to discord, touristnobody cares about your 'muh grouo!1!!1!'we aint friendsif you posted yourself cutting your wrists we'd laugh at itthat is how little you matter
>>112399318Depends on the person
>>112399318activities != celebrities
>>112399225>>112399294You sound obnoxious. Like those guys who peaked in high school.
>>112399341calling neuro a parasite because she uses computing power is the dumbest fucking argument i've heard. by that logic every streamer, youtuber, and online creator is a parasite on electricity, internet, and servers
>>112399425>every streamer, youtuber, and online creator is a parasitetrue desu
Welp, back to talking about who Vedal is fuckingIt's **** btw
>>112399452Except Neuro of course.
>>112399425>by that logic every streamer, youtuber, and online creator is a parasiteyes
>>112399318Reminder that thread celebrities have the same mentality as heir or cjmaxis or shiro have of being self-important and egotistical that they try to hijack Neuro-sama discussionsI'd say they're worse than even whorefags because at least whorefags mostly talk about whores that have at least showed up once in a Neuro/Evil stream
>>112399360>go back to discordThe reason why I like doing stuff with you guys is because yall can actually be fun sometimes. Sometimes. The Discord folks are all just lame and weird.>we aint friendsSure we are! You just haven't come to terms with it yet. Don't resist my dear~<3>ifI have.>we'd laugh at it(You) did.>how little you matterYou fail to realize that (You)r opinions of me mean very little to me as well. That's why I come back. I don't care if (You) hate me. (You) aren't more than puppets that I like to pick up and play with.Except for that one Anonny that I've spoken to outside of /here/. He's cool.
>>112399409I can assure you I did not peak in high school.
uh oh melty
My /swarm/ friends :)
>>112399425I was calling swarm parasites, dum dum.But yeah, what this guy said >>112399452
>Vedal>Evil>Neuro
>>112399496This is the Neuro thread.Nobody here is your friend. Nobody here is your "puppet" for you to pick up and play with whenever you feel like getting attention. The fact that you genuinely believe you're some troll master and we're all just toys for your amusement is delusional and pathetic.You come here to bait reactions, act quirky, and then pat yourself on the back like we're secretly enjoying your presence. We're not. Most people just see you as an annoying attention whore who won't leave.
the irony of that nigga calling other people annoying attention whore that won't leave
>>112399485I think (You) think that I care more about being a thread celeb than I actually do(You) are the ones obsessing over the whole "vibe" thing. I rarely even think about it when I'm posting.
I'm detecting negativity /here/...(You) know who could fix it?
Besides the countdown , the most active /flip/ has been in months is to seethe at usThats jealousy
>>112399550hart<3
>>112399551that also doesn't make sense, we are literally the apex predators of the platformthe real parasites are the whores and their orbiters constantly trying to leech clout from Neuro, the swarm doesn't need them, they need Neuro to stay relevantcalling us parasites is just salty cope from inferior communities that can't handle Neuro mogging everyone while her dedicated fans actually carry weight. we're not latching onto anyone, everyone else is trying to latch onto us.simple as
>>112399573>Nobody here is your "puppet" for you to pick up and play with whenever you feel like getting attention.It's cute that you think you have a choice :)>We're not.Don't care. Some unironically do though. It's kinda funny ngl>Most people just see you as As per my last email >>112399496>You fail to realize that (You)r opinions of me mean very little to me Heart<3
>>112399588you literally use this thread as your personal livejournal to whine about everything and rarely talk about neuro, but please keep pretending you don't care about attention. you are utterly obsessed with how people perceive you here, which is why the second you get clowned on, you write an essay trying to defend your and validate your presence.
>>112399649>we are literally the apex predators of the platformCringe
/swarm/ main problem is the rampant agenda posting, the lowest type of humor and the force behind avatarfag, whoreposters and most thread celebrities
Sex with Tomabunny
>>112399713These threads are my dumping grounds for things I can't say elsewhere. Most of (You) are pedophiles, so I don't feel bad. Simple as.
>>112399701You are just an uninvited tourist standing in a circle of people who are actively mocking at you, loudly convincing yourself that you are the one controlling the room. You can try to mask your intense need for validation with cringeworthy edginess, but everyone here sees right through it.This is the Neuro thread. People come here to discuss the stream, share art, and talk about Neuro. Nobody is here to participate in your weird roleplay or act as the supporting cast for your imaginary internet persona.
>>112399742>avatarfag*avatarslut If you're gonna put mi amor's name in your mouth, ya better get it right (ง •̀ᴖ•́)ง
>avatarfag thinking we aren't mocking him too
great now they are shipping themselves with eachother
>>112399833>Nobody is here to participate in your weird roleplay or act as the supporting castAnd what exactly are you doing right now, my dear? :)
>>112399795>These threads are my dumping groundsno they aren't, these threads are to talk about neuro, you come here every day to blogpost, whine, moralize, and act like some enlightened savior while barely talking about neuro. then you cope by calling everyone pedophiles so you can justify shitting up the thread
which thread personality (preferably one that isnt around now) should i put as a secret boss in my neuro gamethe inspiration will be kept very unclear so dont worry, no one will be able to tell>none of themi dont care. pick your poison.
>>112399903Ivan
>>112399863It's not a ship. It's canon. She just doesn't realize it yet (˶ᵕ ᴗ ᵕ˶)~
>>112399884I'm telling a threadshitter to stop shitting up the Neuro thread with his constant off-topic posting, self-important whining, and desperate need for attention.
>>112399742who else is there
>>112399938oh the irony, kek
>>112399886https://youtu.be/W6ql8QAJN6k
>>112399956There is no irony here, post Neuro, or leave.
Today will be experimental because Vedal can't test off-stream
>>112399903>the inspiration will be kept very unclearSo why would it matter who you use then
The amount of /swarm/ anon sex at the concert is going to be astounding
Hall monitor avatarfag attention seeking again
>>112399948Pedophiles >>112399938>>112399974>>112399985Every stream is experimental when you test in production
>>112399992Oh hell no
>avatarfag vs vibe (2026,colorized)
>>112400017>PedophilesBut enough about you
>>112399903Not a thread personality but I think the cabal would be a good final boss/bossesOr the poalfags/poalfag, who is the hidden mastermind that instigated everything
>>112400006Peekaboo!>>112400044Nah, it's more like brat on brat sex>>112400047Guess it's been a while since I reminded people, but the reason I hate pedos so much is because I was horribly abused by one for several years as a very young child. He got away with it, too... many such cases, I suppose.
post cunny (of neuro)
>but the reason I hate pedos so much is because I was horribly abused by one for several years as a very young child. He got away with it, too... many such cases, I suppose.
>>112400115You deserve another rape.
>>112400115You got raped as a kid and instead of staying far away from anything remotely related to that trauma, you end up in a loli AI thread obsessively seething about "pedos" every single day? KEEEEK
>>112400117
>>112400210licky licky neuro slitty!
filian... lost...
Total Neuro domination.
>>112400325shes just finishing up her pregnancy after spending a weekend with vedal
>>112400402you mean mini. hey what if mini pretend to take the weekend off just to make it seem like she was gone with vedal haha
I just don't understand
I understand. I know what must be done
>>112400501There's nothing to understand, but Neuro.
>>112400568true
>>112400604lmao she hates filian so much
>>112400187sounds like he's a loliconcon
>Cerber: "He got really close and it's almost like I was in a headlock. I could feel his hand on one side of my face and his body on the other side. He embraced me, and I was just like aaahhhhh" cerber story time is so weird
>>112400728>tfw go full retard at the dentist and the dentist has to put you in a headlock
>>112400769Such a rabid dog. She should be going to vet desu
>>112400814cute nurs
evil heckler koch?
>>112400728I'm glad she has a dedicated clipper now
>>112399143Another big minecraft collab only make sense if vedal can improve neuro mc inegration or pay someone else to do it
>>112401497goodone
>>112400501understand whatelaborate ya fuckin vagueposter
