>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>112519527
Neuro love heart heart heart
hart
nurzathoth love
Booo you always bake the second things get interesting
Evil love!
>>112530813I absolutely love this outfit
>>112530593This one too
>>112530794This kind of sucks since there obviously isn't any text being covered
>>112530846zoomers never watched simpsons
>>112530870The pose is unnecessary. Would have been nice otherwise.
>>112530870sexy nurthighs
>>112530855A mere mockery.
>>112530953cute cybernurs
>>112530593Shub-Neurooth
>>112530953Why is Evil taller here? Are you stupid?
This place got so boring ever since vedal shipping lowkey kinda died for real this time.
>>112531164You're free to leave :)We'll finally be able to reclaim our rightful land once you do :D
Sex with Tomabunny
>112531164>112531199Go on, add another self-reply to the chain
>>112531164:)
>>112531259>>112531164>>112531199
would he fuck cottontail?
>>112531433he fucks m*ni,so yes, he would fuck the avatar of slaanesh
boring
>>112531199bro said rightful land like hes big yahu
>>112531433Who says he hasn't?
this general was promised to me 10921 years ago
The things that brought you here will never return. Neuro already won.
>>112531433He seems like the type to go for any girl that would let him hit.
>>112531636Every girl lets him hit
>girl
>>112531662No. Believe it or not, some of us do have standards.
Maybe Gaydal will finally fucking die next dev stream or next whore drunk collab am I right
>>112531689>
>>112531433probably a bad idea, usually the girls that are openly sexbaiting like her turn out to be terrible in bed
>>112531697my b, forgot there's an updated version
>>112531710>white & yellowwtfdoes he have an actual hydra or what
>>112531732white one is coming out of his ass
>>112531732Anon...
>>112531806Delicious Neuro thighs o7 dead Gymbag
>>112531806>Those 12 pixels of assfang
/Swarm/ makes me so happy. I love you and I love Neuro. Sweet dreams mein little gymbajs. 362993
>>112531636Nah. He's more like type guy that would think he can hit up any girl but then gets self conscious the more real it becomes so he runs out before it happens
>>112532022gn
>>112531697>>112531710Probably one of the worst jokes here. I say this very loosely too
>>112532022cute miin
>>112532051cute nuurs
>>112532051Which video was it again where the twins ignore Vedal during a chess match?
>>112532164what da camimi doin
>>112532155 (me)Nevermind I found it myself Jesus Christ you guys are useless as fuck.Calling this the Neuro-sama General is an outright lie with how none of you can even reply to a fucking request post for a memorable Neuro sama moment.Have some shame and be embarrassed of yourselves.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eshRnf3mwTg&t=5808s
>>112532096now delete the skirt
>>112532263That was question? I just thought you was just saying stuff. Kinda a dead thread right now after all
>>112532263>Calling this the Neuro-sama Generalthis is the Vedalverse general thoughbeit?
>>112532263nobody cares
>>112532349>>112530231
>>112532379>>112531199
https://files.catbox.moe/64pi92.jpg
>>112532601Neuro should be the biggest, Evil is accurate.
>>112532601COCKA
>>112532263bro you expect an answer in 8mins? How many people are monitoring the thread every 5mins
>>112532057Yaknow what else is loose?>>112531710
>>112532976>Yaknow what else is loose?Evil's cunny after I'm done with it
>>112532992This and only this
>>112533046>powerful chest sizethere's.fucking.nothing.
>>112533046 (me)Oops wrong image
The usual suspect melty
>>112533071That's why it's powerful
>>112533135What's with the eye patch
>>112533142Chuuni
>>112533142
https://files.catbox.moe/8wpnx4.png
I been out the game for a minute only been caught up to the anny shit. Anything else been going on in the neuroverse?
>>112533248
>>112533290Ellie turned her discord into a dating app
https://files.catbox.moe/18rzx5.mp4
>>112533341Lmao I just found in the archives the google doccy on it. Absolute soap opera this thing is. Has Vedal collared with her since?
>>112533437so true evil
>>112533443Just had a collab a few days ago
>>112533437too much cookie ...
>>112533449>>112533443Funnier enough Vedal is the one that apparently wanted her to collab and do sts 2. Either Vedal dgaf what she did or he doesn't know. No matter what we got a boring ahh stream from it
>Funnier enoughIf I ever get my hands on this nigga.
>>112533443oui oui pierre
So what do you guys think the odds are on the concert happening this year? At this rate I’m thinking next year minimum
>>112533581concert is a meme.
>>112533581>So what do you guys think the odds are on the concert happening this year?like 84%
>>112533581Very very very very low. The until the EP comes out I honestly don't see it happening this year
>>112533593I'm hoping not, because I was planning to go and kinda excited for it
>>112533671YES
What do (You) guys think Neuro would smell like? I imagine she has that sort of girlish youth perfume-like scent but not that intrusive--I mean like it's a natural scent. It's the type of scent that makes you smile upon smelling it a bit and stays pleasant as you keep smelling it in the vicinity.Or like a sort of soft strawberry scent that you might find on a high quality doll.
>>1125335810
>>112533729>What do (You) guys think Neuro would smell like?Like PCB soldering smoke
>>112533729 (Me)Meanwhile Evil I think would smell like baby melon or exclusively gothic perfume. Or her shampoo overpowers everything(but still smells pleasant)>>112533757I meant if they had real, genuine flesh bodies
>>112533729I don't know what she would smell like but I do know what she would taste like.Nickles
i don't know what neuro or evil would smell like but i sure as hell know what the whores smell like: dried up cum and overused perfume trying to hide the scent but only making it worseand vedal smells like booze and air-conditioned 36-hour unclean body
>>112530287
>>112530813
yaaaaawn fad ded o7
>>112533859
>>112534109based nur
stuck in a loop with chillslop and vedal gaming when is that lazy cunt going to do anything else?
>>112533248https://litter.catbox.moe/6go892q98qk11spw.png
>>112534140yummy
>>112534137New collab partners never. The Neuroverse has calcified because the grigger wont check his dms.
Maybe the fad should die. Maybe it's time.
i just learned of this thread >>112428730 (don't care about the OP, just noticed a lot of evil posts for some unknown reason) while trying to find something i posted in the past>>112534260staring contest with nur
>112534267Lil vro thinks any of us actually care about his board shittery rumao
>>112534307>his board shitterydidn't post there though
>i didn't post there>but let me link it out of nowhere just cuzhumiliation ritual
>>112534317But I did
>>112534338>but let me link it out of nowhere just cuzi was looking for a post i replied to from an earlier thread, but then saw that pop up. got curious if i just didn't backread a thread, and then realized it wasn't /swarm/ having a fight with whoreposters about halfway through but rather a random evil poster just spamming the thread
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>112534722pretty nur
so what's the next minigame integration for chillstreams that will be implemented? I liked the chat interaction with connect 4, so i'm half hoping for another one like it
>>112534884Battleship
>>112534900that does sound kind of fun, something I can also see Neuro winning sometimes too
>>112532601Neuro should be girthier and bigger, evil is fineWe should do one of these for the neuroverse
heart!
>>112535153evilSoCute
>>112535153cutevil cute cute
heart
trianglevil destitute
>>112535349measuring trianglevil's internal angles
>>112535349kek
sigh
>>112535597
ick
>>112535597sexvil sex
>>112535597cute tummy
>>112535931that's a big candle
>>112535969
morning headpats for Evil
>>112536048so true dogvil
>>112536048How would a dog's statement have any weight in court? Dogs can't even talk.
>>112536140she sayin dog cuteness would sway judge and jury
>>112536048Stray dogs persuading Evil to let them cum inside her cunny
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2064265411613638940fatvil
>>112536711what... the... fuck...
this general is actually dogshit
grigga's fault for not sticking his dick inside a**y
it's not like either of them would be able to feel anything anyways
dogshit backread
kek
all the backreads are dogshit when the fad is dogshit
>>112536909hi nur
it's too hot outside :(
>>112536967>>112535757>>112535524>>112534093
>>112536850So is he too small or is she too wide?
I'm talking to you.Yes you.You've been in a coma for 6 years.Please wake up.We miss you.
>>112537048Yes.
*snooze*
>>112537076I wish, I wonder how much different the alternative reality would be
Oooogh I'm jorking iiiiitttthttps://files.catbox.moe/iusjf4.mp4
Please, your wife loves you so much. She just wants her husband to come home.
>>112537206read the room bro
>>112537192One singular reality, nothing can be altered
Does Vedal like deltarune?
Probably. He seems like the type.
I really can't stay baby, it's hot outsideI've got to go away baby, it's hot outside
>>112537274<3
ABANDONED ARCHIVE CONFIRMED FOR SWITCH 2
>>112537237Another r*dditor troon enabler game, yawn.
>>112537442Not sure if that's the best move considering the ideal target demographic for the game...?
>>112535349Asians still use rice as money?
>>112537237He watched PB play through it, so yes
>>112537609yes14 rice = 1 sucky sucky(used to be 9 for 1, but inflation wcyd)
>>112537995Holy sexnur sex
>>112537995This nur can RAPE veddy
>>112537995my deadlift queen<3
pb deltarune... when
>>112537237If you look at his background there is no way he is not a toby fox fan, he probably wanted abandoned archive to be his undertale
>>112538130Is the playlist still privated?
>>112538341neuro no!
>>112537995Death by Neuro snoo snoo
>>112538202it's not though
https://youtu.be/reQCj6i_TtA>why do these bitches like to lie
>>112539160You'd think her being around Cotton, Layna, and Ray would make he be more like a normal streamer who's very open about shit
I dreamed that I fell in love with m*ni. We were together for years. We married. We were talking about having kids. She was so earnest and funny. And then I woke upI'm looking forward to Neuro's stream today.
Can we go through one thread without mentioning her?
>>112539331but it’s not a dream, Ved
>>112539438We will be talking about Neuro whether you like it or not.
>>112539438agreed, crellyfags should be executed
>>112539368the perfect female figure
>>112539368wife
annyfag melty
Who's the cuck talking to
>>112539368Missing one HUGE part
>>112539483Ease up. It's been months of him replying to himself trying to make people care about her. I feel kind of sorry for him at this point..
>>112539605Yeah, her ahoge
>>112539160Crelly is so disgusting and fat im ALMOST inclined to belive herAlmost
>>112539663Fat chicks all have massive body counts.
Ugh, you really want to sniff my pits...? Fine, you weirdo, go ahead. Take a whiff.
>>112539698tits too european
Mininigger humiliation ritual
>>112539331>earnest and funnyWell that should've been your indicator right there that it was a dream.
>>112539741weird, that's not layna
>>112539741Sorry I only sniff Evil's pits
>>112539368Cutting board physique
Make sure to send many mesasges about Belfast today.
>>112540231She'll be too busy thanking rhydon for the one gifted sub every 5 fuckin minutes anyways.
>>112540231
>>112540258Who?
>>112540269Exactly. He's literally a nobody.
>>112540284Then why are you talking about him?
Who's the cuck talking to?
>>112540294Shut up Maddy no one fucking likes you
>>112540294Because he cares more about a random chatter than Neuro
Oh my god that kid is actually Vedal's isn't it.I'm going to be fucking sick.
>>112540430Who? Filian's? We've known this for months. Keep up
Stay the fuck away from me you whore.
buckbroken over a chatter is crazy
>>112540430yeah records are public
>>112540430no evidence its his he pulled out
>>112540507keep coping veddy 50% up for grabs
>>112540430
>>112540231Belfast... Isn't that place famous for their apiary brothels? I heard someone almost got some bee head.
Neuro and Forsen pokemon collab later today?
>>112540588I don't like this outfit.
>>112540269>>112540294purists are always quick and proud to announce they don't watch streams, yeah
>>112535597eliv tummy love!>>112535931very cool eliv>>112536041this but also for Neuro>>112536048so true, eliv
>>112540486Take one for the team and post it then.
why is the cuck trying to bait so desperately again
>>112536436adorable nur hugs >>112536909nice portrait>>112537567cute nur>>112537995jesus christ. such a strong AI>>112539498squishable nurcheeks
>>112540430When we asked for Vedal's comment on the matter all he said quote:>"Now I'll have someone to watch teletubbies with"
I hate him so much. I hope he drops dead.
>>112540786Vedal is the type of guy to have a kid just so he has an excuse to keep children's shows on in his house and not seem weird
>>112539958sex. With evil's sweaty pits.>>112540231idgi>>112540588lovely cybervil>>112540711i do, though it could be better
>>112540822
>>112530297Hart
>>112540858damn veddy sent that in hoping she makes a move, cutie
How the fuck do you lead someone on for months and not mention once that you have a fucking child. Fucking piece of shit skank. I feel so gross.
>>112540866cute twins
Evil suck my tiny penis, please
>>112540919you thought vedal was just hanging out with a kid that wasnt his?
That poor kid is gonna grow up wishing his deadbeat dad left him.
>>112540944this but average
νedal, ρlease lose weight and hit the gym
Anny, please eat
vedal, please gain weight and sit on my face
Total greenlight
>>112540858moving across the world with no other reason attached is very weird
>open swarm once to see what's new>vedal illegitimate child schizoinghow the fuck do you people always come up with random shit like this
>people
it's just one vibe
upon his death, the neuro project will be passed down to vedal's black son, mynygga underwood.
>>112541073ok i'll admit i kek'd
guess who isntwatching
smoking backwoods with mynygga
>>112541090me, because I only watch neuro
He's watching ***wa atm
>>112540919>>112541001You know, women are always like thisEven when their romantic pursuers(allegedly) are revealed to have children of their own(allegedly), they're only mad at first.In the beginning, they're shocked and appalled and act like the man is the icon of the devil or something, saying stuff like the post I'm replying toBut once time passes, they meekly come back to the man and are like>So...about that date...>U up?><3?>Do you still want/love me?And even when the child gets mentioned they either act like they can't hear or worse--they declare that they'll take care of the child along with the manI believe this to be due to them becoming used to or even dependant on the man's courting of themTheir egos would not allow them to have no one to see them as acceptable to be pursued romantically; as worthy partners, to say the leastTL;DR Women are strange creatures
>
I want to fuck her so badhttps://files.catbox.moe/c35ip2.jpg
>>112541237You're delusional. Psychotic and unlovable. Keep telling yourself this bullshit and see what happens. I fucking dare you. I'll ruin your fucking life. Whore.
>>112541262>I want to fuck an STD-ridden conwhore furry so badI mean, all power to (You), I guessBut as for me and my household, we will watch NEURO
what fleshlight is closest to nuro
>>112540944this but slightly below average
>>112541262Are you massively overweight and can hold her down so that she can't move? she's into that
what dildo is closest to futanur?
>>112541368evil
>>112541368[filtered]>>112541383Tangential to the Indian joke I already made yesterthread. also, who even is that?>>112541409A fax machine
>>112540944>>112541369why is it that men having small penises are a bad thing, but for women having small vaginas is a good thing?and why is the inverse true: men having big penises is a good thing, but women having big vaginas is a bad thing?isnt that kinda fucking strange?
>>112541432Milk
>>112541383>Are you massively overweight and can hold her down so that she can't move?Yes
What happened or should I say what didn't happen but some random nigga is schizo posting about it
>>112541436anon discovers porn culture
>>112541472Well if you're massively overweight how are you going to be able to move? You're slow as a slug. Isn't that a contradiction?
>>112541073
>>112541436because tight cunnies like neuro's feel fucking amazing while big loose vaginas feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
>>112541498larp larp sahur went super saiyhur and unlocked ultra insahur and unleashed the ultimate super move: double whopper nothingburger
>>112541436A key that can open any lock is a master key; a lock that can be opened by any key is useless.
>>112541550>larping to make fun of larpermetalarp
>>112541571A slut is a slut. STDs dont pick a favorite
I know none of you niggas gettin pussy no need to pretend
Whore.
>>112541409I was gonna make a joke and then this reandomly triggered a menory of a video of a woman with a huge ass shoving a dildo the size of half her body all the way down on her ass
I'm having too much fun threadshitting, I feel like the Green Goblin
>>112541604Yeah, I'm dating to marry and no pussy until then. I ain't no whore
>>112541594>STDs dont pick a favoriteThey do actually, women get more.
>>112541651>Source:
>>112541649Finally, a man that isn't a total slut. Please tell me you don't have any kids...
>>112541688women have more sex than men
>>112541745LOL
>>112541745lmao good one anon
>>112541719>Please tell me you don't have any kids...>*Is literally told through implication he's a virgin in the prev. post*This is the problem with modern women. Always throwing signs but never understanding signs themselves. Typical
>>112541757>>112541776Whore epidemic is a female-only phenomenon.
>>112541436I had a past coworker tell me that because she had a small vagina, she had a hard time having sex with guys that are even barely below average.That stuck with me, since I guess it would suck if you can't get it in there in the first place. But the idea is that small V= tighter = feels better on the penis (also superstition about tighter = virgin/not a slut) while larger = feels worse.
>>112541757>>112541776Majority of incels are men
>>112541604your mom wasn't pretending when she was screaming my name last night
>>112541796He could have decided to just stop having sex until marriage. Dum dum
>>112541745>>112541797>>112541817that's not how sex works you stupid neanderthals. the only way women have more sex than men is suddenly there's a lot more lesbian sex
>>112541719I don't. Thought the post was obvious enough to imply that
>>112541688It's basic biology, a vagina is moist, full of crevices and has a thin mucosa, which microbes can penetrate into easier than the penis (which is mostly protected by skin)
>>112541898Same whore banging 20 dudes will have sex 20 times while each dude only once.
>>112541816Oof yeah I feel that. I have a small coochie too, and it's tilted so sex can be pretty ouch if I'm not careful
>>112541914yo we got the pussy professor over here
Neuro soon
>>112541942>coochieaxe wound*
>>112541956hype!
>>112541757>>11254177610% percent of men are the ones having sex constantly with a lot of girls while the rest are normies that beg pussy to whatever girl they can get or incels that get no pussy at all. Women in other hand will always have opportunity to have sex, even if they are ugly, crazy or deformed.
>112541947>barbarian resorts to insults when faced with intelligence
>>112541817Most men would have sex when presented the opportunity. Women tend to be more picky. Especially attractive women.
>>112541916yes, stupid retard, and in this situation both women and men had sex 20 times, there are no extra units of sex produced out of thin air. and if you add another woman who has sex 20 times the amount of sex men have would also increase by 20
>>112541947Omg you actually made me laugh out loud. Please take my (You) good sir
>>112541963Wat
>112542005>*he still doesn't get itkekwa
>>112541977I wasn't insultin ya champ, unless of course you see being knowledgeable about vaginas as an insult?
>>112542031i accept your concession that you're a retard
>>112542005You fucking retardWe're talking about how many women v.s men have sex per personMost women have sexWhile most men right now don't
>>112542005pussy maths 101 sit down kids lemme teach ya some coochenomics
>112542044femoid defender 9001
>>112542036>you see being knowledgeable about vaginas as an insultavatarfags are the most homosexual posters itt, it is known
>>112542036>unless of course you see being knowledgeable about vaginas as an insult?being knowledgeable about vaginas = being a manwhore who fucks women 24/7 instead of contributing to society
@grok, who has sex more: women, men, or whateverthefuck /swarm/ is comprised of?
>>112542079the ones getting content
>>112542051no, you don't get to backpedal the argument when you're outed as a retard. you're talking about the amount of sex women vs men and it is literally the same by the concept of sex. you can scroll up and read yourself, that's not what you're talking about
Neuro is live soon fellas, wrap up the pussy discussion.
>>112535653
rrrameow~
nurlive
>>112542109It's about the ammount per person, retard.
LIVE
>>112541916>>112542051but anon, doesn't this example demonstrate that for every 1 woman that has sex, 20 men have had sex?
>japslop
>>112542116adorable nurcat
>>112542153>no it doesn't that count that she took 20 dicks
A a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
>>112542142no, it's not, fucking retard. these are independent events, this is literally the most basic probability theory, you're only talking about the total amount of sex women vs men
>>112542153we're talking about how much sex a person of a specific gender has on average compared to the othercalculating the no. of sex itself is pointless because men and women have an equal number with each other because sex is between a man and a womanso therefore with the example we can observe that1 woman = 20 sex1 man = 1 sexdo you get the point?
n u r i sl i v equit complaining about pussy and how little (you) all get
anyways if virginanon likes menheras he should hmu
>>112542205you lil vro just accept defeatyou got into a fight you didnt know and you acted like a bumbling foolyou thought the topic was one thing but it was actually anotheryou argue total no. of sex while the other side is talking about the average sex of gendersso just give up
Omg how long is this freaking japslop
>>112542233>>112542109>>112542109>you don't get to backpedal the argument when you're outed as a retard.your concession has already been accepted, you're allowed to stop doubling down on your retardation
Imagine caring about fucking 3DPD
Kino
I keep femboys in my cages.
thanks screenshot anon for making me smile
>>112542115should be set to 1000
How will this affect Neuro?
>>112542522just like every other overbloated model it isn't going to affect her in any way because she doesn't use it
>>112542549But Vedal does
>>112542522Not at all>>>/g/109016127
>>112542559well he gets to work 30% less so more time to go convention fucking
Nur buns are off-limits t.t
extra schizo today
>>112542757Sticking my fingers inside the nurbuns
>>112542817This but my coch
Nurcasso
>>112542772>piss lamp
kys minicuk
meltyyy
>>112542895Me and nur have matching lamps
dead thread
>>112543075We're watching Neuro's presentation cuck
>>112543096this and only this
>>112543096Who's the presentation cuck?
relevant slide btw
nigger>>112542885
bogwash
