▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki◆【Kokoromo Memory】[Phase Citizen] https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】[Graduated] https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>112553269
>>112557506yum yum princess pussy
>>112557506Why does Shiina look so good in a school uniform?
>>112557564>look so good in a school uniform?all of them look good in a school uniform
>>112557564>>112557593true
>>112557506Is this traced from the tubgirl?
Solejobs from wemi
>>112557564>>112557593>>112557600School is the peak moment of your life.Society as a whole should function more like it
>>112557647I would prefer a far more authoritarian state so long as it was reliably lead by great men.
>>112557647i was bullied in school by a group of stacies
>>112557647>School is the peak moment of your lifesex in the bathrooms or abandons rooms I miss those days
someone do a wellness check on lisa poster and his bussy
>>112557647>School is the peak moment of your life.No it absolutely is not>>112557705This did not happen
phaser with the puffiest vulva?
>>112557647stfu Pippa
>◆【Kaminari Clara】[Fired]
Can we stop harassing Saya?
You guys should talk more about shiina dirtying her panties due to ibs
You guys should talk more about Lia being the best ever due to her personality
>◆【Kaminari Clara】[Raped]
>>112557875Wrong thread chief
>>112557876that chud who raped her until she lost control of her bladder and peed herself? me.
>apartment inspections tomorrow>i have mold on my bathroom ceiling >a sink full of dishes with a clogged drain>burnt a spot of carpet in front of my microwave>whole place probably smellsMaybe they wont notice if they are distracted by my phase connect merch scattered around
>>112557876Can I have her next
>>112557936I don't understand how people keep their spaces dirty.
>>112557875Lia is great. I love Lia.
>>112557921Clara actually did that in a jav. She was taking it on the mouth and ass whole bent over a school desk and she started peeing all over her legs. Probably her best scene outside of the dog stuff
>>112557833Who?
>>112557966pee is gross chromu get out of here
>>112557936Get your girlfriend to do some housework
>>112557936Tell them you wont fix it and if they complain you will stop paying rent and force them into a year long legal battle to evict you
So we are done with Nameless now?
COOKIE LOVE
>orgy with the chinese phasersOr >orgy with the korean phasers Choose
I'm so tired good night /pcg/. Hope you dream of your oshi.
>>112558060why not both
>>112558049>trying to find an excuse to not stream and go to Phasecon irlkys shiina
>>112558049You niggas still fall for this shit?
>>112558060They're both equally as needy but the Koreans are more mentally ill.
Just nutted in my mouth, Rie. Its harder than I expected
>>112558060I'll stick with white phasers
>>112558077Yeah and I will every time.
>>112558077I SAVED HER
>>112558076I thought all the west coast girls were going
>>112558060they should all participate in one big orgy for great pan-east asian unity and ally against the brown phasers like eimi and pippa
>>112558137an attempt was made
>>112557506why does she have a dick?
>>112558060Koreans are sexier on average
>>112558137Pippa isn't brown. Cut it out.
>>112558148she does not
>>112558140my semen belongs in this hag
>>112558161Pippa is so brown she did a stream where she rubbed gallons of whitening cream on herself
>>112557627>>112558148https://x.com/Hime_Takamura/status/2064502737329426908
>>112558207>she rubbed gallons of whitening cream on herselfeast asians do that as well, but they’re not brown
Marimari is a GPUlet
>>112557506am I crazy, or is OP modeled off Tubgirl?
>>112558218why isn't it orange juice
>>112558207She has a healthy tan from doing stuff
>>112557876
You did do leg day, right anon?
>wake up to a home cooked breakfast with wemiWhat does she make?
>>112558077it's one thing to play a character on stream for 4 years. it's another to perfectly roleplay adult female autism without slipping up. face it, Shiina is a genuine femsperg.
>>112558287Giving foids what they deserve is so hot
>>112558306the fuck does a Malaysian breakfast look like?
>if I fall alseep now I can get 4 hours of sleep before work>but I miss this mari streamWhat should I do
>>112558265It's cum
>>112557506is autism a requirement to join pc?
OH NO! Lumi got raped- AGAIN!
boing
>>112558355Use the mari stream to fall asleepI think she'd be good at asmr.
>>112558346Monkey brains and small non genetically modified bananas
>>112558366
I hope junko is a phasecon
>>112558366yes
>>112558047Whose this?
What if gumbum was literally right in front of you spread eagle in your hotel bed while wearing an ember cosplay, you still wouldnt?
Free use Mari cumdump send post
>>112558437I'm gay
>>112558329Hot girls have it rough
>>112558437I'd kick her fucked up teeth down her throat
>>112558437Nah, I'm good. The monkeys can have her.
>>112558287Someone edit this to have her be smiling please
>>112558464>>112558471Ok but the only other sexual experience available is Larry then.
>>112558486I'll let Larry watch me curb stomp that bitch and then cuddle with him
>>112558437I might use her like a cumdump but I really don't like her.Nameless is my preferred cosplay slut that I wanna dump loads into and crisis being next
honestly nameless should get huge fake tits so she can better cosplay Sleepy and Hime
why do I really want to smell marimari's pussy
>>112558437I'm saving my virginity for my oshi
>>112558437>ember cosplaynot my favorite but would wreck her ass, facefuck and throw her into the hallway covered in jizz
>>112558508
Phase friend Lulu deleted her tweet :(
>>112558538Hime wishes they were they big
>>112558437
>>112558306Considering her sleep schedule it would be dinner for her and breakfest for me.
>>112558437absolutely nothttps://files.catbox.moe/ucst6s.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vp39pr.jpg
>>112558486But I hate gay people
>>112558538Fosters hasn't been a thing in Australia since the 80s
>feeling depressed for most the year>had a huge panic attack at work last week>cant afford medication to help>coworker approaches me today with a bottle >its canine postpartum antidepressants >he says his dog doesnt need them anymore and theyre the same ingredients as the human antidepressants >took one as soon as I got home>laying on couch motionless>mari on the telly >he voice starts morphing>cant understand her strange barks>this goes on for hours then its back to normalHas this happened to anyone else
>>112558508Nameless should motorboat my balls
>>112558437I'm hitting it from behind only and if I have to see her face I'm leaving
>>112557774>this did not happen to methe music/theatre practice rooms were, soundproof, anon
>>112558649dont take medicine for dogs retard
>>112558649you might be a dog
>>112558547who?
>>112558486
>>112558619we know, it's a meme
need pippa gf please
Heard through the grapevine that the feature event at phase con will be Pippa collabing with that north korean vtuber
How do you stop being a liker without electro shock therapy
>>112557506where can I get a girl like this?
>>112558792You dont just stop being a licker. Its a very specific form of autism.
If a girl liked me for real Id probably marry her
>>112558846What if she was your mom
>>112558886Prerequisite would be shes under 25
I often daydream about Wemi.
>>112557729did you ever find him?
Why isn't Quest performing?
>>112558649I know that your RL job can be stressful Bibi, but make sure to read the side effects before taking medication from a coworker.
No streamsNo anons postingPhase Connect is dead
I'm bibisexual.
>>112559145RIP
>>112559108I suspect Quest was hired under some different rules than other gens. It could be an experiment by Fishnig to hire them as more independent streamers that carry the brand but don't have the other attachements?I don't know if that makes much sense, but that is just my gut feeling.
>>112558508jesus she does have a tranny face
>>112559145Clio and Mari were indies so their community is their chat.
starts fucking mari really hard
I have a question for Phasecon that I'm hoping some anons with prior vtuber convention experience can answer, as I've never been to something like this. What do the vendors for merch at cons usually accept for payments, do they accept apple pay typically? What's the deal?
>>112559290you have to use your mouth or anus typically
>>112559290I think they should accept both digital and cash. You can also give them a social so you can contact them with payment later if you dont have the correct one at the moment (not everyone does this but its an option some do)
nI ni phasers and anons
>>112559290credit card is probably the safest, everyone will have their own system
>>112559344Don't be silly. There are no /anons/ here
>>112559344Nini capipi Nini pcg
>>112557876>[Raped]it's not rape if you agree on the price before doing it
>>112558508RAPE
>>112558589i can see her bush in the second pic
>>112559290I usually pay with sex
>>112559508my dick is 4 inches, is that enough?
>>112559290I bring a little cash but most people have card swipers at vendors so either works.
If you could get merch by letting Junko spit in your mouth would you do it
>>112559522not exactly. you need one big dick or 3 small dicks
>>112559567anon junko's not going to spit in your mouth
Artists are struggling, don't make them pay taxes. Bring cash.
what disability marimari have?
>>112559589I need it for sustenance
I love Shiina!
>>112559590do not let retarded fat brown niggers like luwud under report their earnings
>>112559590they deserved it for being californians
>>112559619zased
>>112559603sex
>>112559590There is a reward if you report them to the irs
>>112559648You need to provide evidence for that you can't just say it
>>112559648its a human right to avoid taxation as much as possible
>>112559659That's not hard to get.>>112559707Artists aren't human.
>>112558586Pipkun needs to draw nameless next
>>112559344This gif is unironically fucked up
>>112559757its a painless death
>>112559744She does have the jew face that he loves
>>112559744
Why does Pippa assume that anything positive must come with ulterior motives, while anything genuine is dismissed as cringe and treated as a joke? It's been getting worse these past few streams, she's more depressive than usual.
nameless still owe us a squirting vid
>>112559744Fuck your stepbrother
>>112559802She has trauma from getting screwed over in the past.
Pippa talked about wearing diapers on stream again we are so back.
>>112559809Just pay her to make it
>>112559802A tainted soul assumes everyone else is just as bad if not worse.
>>112559744I like nameless not because she has the right politics, but because she is our whore. Women will never have the right politics because women are even meant to be involved in it.As long as she keeps providing I'll still like her
>>112559802> It's been getting worse these past few streams, she's more depressive than usual.Shiina is making advances on her.
>>112559895Pippa is a good person
>>112559915I guess we're just back to posting lies on the Internet
>>112559902We thought gumbun was our whore as well
>>112559902>ourShe is not. She is the whore of a bunch of obnoxious discordniggers and tourists.
>>112559935She was a discord whore she wasnt /our/ whore
>>112559927I have been watching her for a long time and she has a good heart
>>112558437No, for multiple reasons.I only want my oshi.I am a loyal friend to JellyI don't want STDsShe seems like the type who would say I raped her later on and try to blackmail me to extort money And I genuinely think she's quite ugly
>>112558060Orgy with the Filipina phasers but it's just me trying to have sex with Erina while she tries to have sex with Ember and Muyu
>>112560018based retard
>>112557600Unironic actual class president Erina
>>112559802tthats literally how the world works though?
>>112560046Sure, but sabotaging your relationships before they even happen means you miss out on a lot.
>>112559567merch? i'd do that for free
>>112559567A girl did this once and I got sick and had a sore in my mouth the next day so no
>>112559567skip the merch
>>112560203That's how you get aids
willy...
>>112558649should have said>bark to normal
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OLmUgSO_DKg
>>112559459I'll never stop laughing at the fact that it was the simpcity people that initially started upping the exposure on her pics to check if she's finally decided to shaveI like hair on a woman but god this bitch has dreadlocks coming out of her asshole
>>112560237Junko is surely a pristine clean and chaste woman
>>112559945She literally uploads nudes specifically so anons /here/ will jerk off to her and talk about wanting to rape her, she’s our whore
>>112560382She literally uploads nudes so that tourists (yes, you) will mistakenly believe they're /here/.
Nini /pcg/!
>>112560382women don’t want to be raped dumbass
>>112560407only by chad
>>112559935>gumbun was our whoreWell first she was an /8/ whore and she was the one that started gatekeeping labhams, she also tried with Likers but they're all gays so they hate women and only got one e-girl and her clipper in before they both got quarantined off
>>112560374No doubt
>>112560416In Nameless's case it's only by brown SEAniggers and jeets.
>>112560405Good night ber enjoyer
>>112560417We rejected her fat ass not because she was a woman but because of her politics
>>112560416Some want to be raped by ugly bastards, either way they want a big huge man, rip manlets
>>112559945That's cumbum
name literally one phaseconnect virtual vtuber that is not kaneko lumi
>>112560483jackie chan
>>112559744Nameless. Trannies are their bio sex.Men are not women and women are not men.It's a masquerade.
>>112560483Menace Menaki
>>112560497Vampire the Masquerade
Uhhhh kaneko lumiFuck
>>112560483batatvideogames
>>112560483kiara takanashi
>>112560504In a vague metaphorical way it's not entirely wrong.Especially if you were to look at the Nosferatus
>>112559802She should be skeptical of anyone she works with and anyone that can benefit from her.Work friends are great and all, but in her work, they stand to gain so much by having her ear and favor.
>>112559802naruto running at pippa when she's walking alone in the dark
>>112560483Projekt Melanie
>>112560483filian is lost
>>112560483Ashton Martin
>>112560551WHO?
>>112559802cause parasocial streamers getting their hearts broken is almost a rule. even after they learn how to filter out all of the obvious simps/people who don't get her/only like her at her streaming best. even after they are wise enough to fully appreciate and apply the implications of this sort of thing happening so often as to become common sense. even after they have done all of the due diligence required to believe the impssible was possible. they still get fucked. now, I would say it is far better to risk love and loss than it is to risk never finding love at all. they are in a line of work that guarantees intentional fuckery is constantly afoot. it is easy to be rational when you aren't having your heart broken as quickly as it heals. the most horrifying part is the possibility that the person they made an authentic connection with genuinely feels the same way. that it could truely be right there and you're just being schizo. I don't know how I would go about fully ameliorating either the fear preventing love or the pain responsible for the fear.is she wrong? sure, but the problem of the effective vibe check is somehow so illusive that it is a major problem for the entire industry. an unknown answer to a question the very contemplation of which is an excruciating pain of its own. of course whatever pain she avoids in the present will almost certainly be repaid with interest in the future. that has probably never stopped anyone from at least entertaining a cope n hope of finding a way to avoid it enirely. can you blame a menhera for eventually deciding to nope the fuck out of the constant pain in the present?
>>112560576happy for you or sorry for your loss
>>112560497Women struggle with this concept
>>112560528You would think that she would take that into account before filtering her old audience
>>112560576I get you and it is tragic but there are two ways that can go, either trying for some Pewdiepie fan marriage thing or just accepting it will never be. I can't comment on what is best.
>>112560576This is why smart streamers separate online stuff from irl stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBaTZ06BGJIChromu should phase in
>>112560407Nameless has a fetish for ugly bastards and frequently posts about wanting to be a loli getting raped by one, but sure
>>112560690She made an enemy for life when she offended Pippa
>>112560497Nta but she’s talking about bio women who trans to be men
>>112560703What's with women wanting to be molested. For example, no guy wants to go back in time and experience that as a kid.
>>112560724Idk she’s mentally ill
>>112560721Pooners are even weirder than mtfs
>>112560724haha yeah surely nobody else wants to deage and get molested by dizzythat's degenerate
>>112560576She is extremely cynical with everything, not just people. I've rarely seen her have genuine happy moments. She reminds me a lot of my depressed early 20s. I'm not knocking her for her ways of living and her relation to content creation, it's her choice. It's just personally a downer vibe I rarely like being around or listen to (reason why I rarely watch her). Many of us went through really rough moments and loss as well, but decided to still pursue hope and happiness in spite of it
>>112560724because women are animalistic
Hot take: rape is bad
>>112560782Is it really rape if they like it?
Hot take: none of this would have happened if you didn't give the title of queen of Phase to Jelly
Just stop feeling bad for useless whores
>>112560798Jelly earned that title
>>112560798Entirety of 2025 was literally just phase saying watch Jelly and no one else, it was so bizarre, what did the managers mean by this?
>>112560811Pic but me instead of the chairrr
>>112560816The company wanted the leftards filtered obviously
>>112560843Real and it worked
Awwa? Wah wah wah wah
>>112560854There is still work to do done
Junko should replace Sinon
>>112560905Junko should replace sakana
>>112560901But what's the point?Right wing jokes don't land if you don't have someone that feels attacked by the joke and complains we made them all run away.
is mina a furry?
>>112560905Junko should replace Dizzy
>>112560937and Dizzy should replace Aiko
>>112560407>>112560416>>112560724Too lazy to make a webm right nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/qk1hmw.mp4
>>112560949Who is Aiko?
>>112560905Sinon has that "asmr" audience so that probably won't go over well
>>112560925What is a "right wing" joke, anon?
>>112560954A cute manager with a soft voice
>>112560967>See demons in hell>Lol immigrants
>>112560991Aiko is not cute. She plays league and probably calls her bad teammates retards or niggers.
>>112561012Wife material as long as she doesn't play league when I'm around
Hag sex
>a homeless guy made random signs with his arms while chanting something because i didn't give him money>get home>i forgot to buy pastaWelp, goodbye, /pcg/. It seems like the curse is working.
>>112561005
I recommend Harlan williams podcast with sam hydeYou see the difference between a right wing grifter and a real comedian
>>112561005Now tell me a "left wing" joke.
>>112561087People are still posting gorilla nest jokes in Sam's chat
>>112560576If I buy into your parasocial crap, you just better be parasocial for me.If you're going to stalk the guy next to me and not me, I'm going to push you in your wheelchair down the stairs.I'm going to kick over your nasty little jungle hut and let all your chickens escape.
>>112561116Pretend to Lo<3 Clara for a year to get all the chuds to seeth nonstop, hahahahaha
Himes huge milkers
>>112561187
>>112560584They shouldn't. They understand it when there's a strange troon in the public bathroom with them.
>>112561116By definition, any joke that isn't a "right wing" joke
>>112561171I'm not sure running a long con to bait other anons is left wing. If that was the case then everyone here is a commie. I've got 6 long cons running in this thread alone.
>>112560721It's the same shit man.Mentally ill creatures that pretend to be the opposite sex but all they can do is act it out and look the part via many surgeries, hormone replacement chemicals and makeup and Photoshop etcTheir innate instincts are their bio sex. How they move. How they think and act.The rest is just an act to try and mimick.
>>112561087>"Is there a gorilla in here or what?"I love Charls, Nick's panic attack was also kino.>>112561116
>>112561204Beautiful
>>112561229Example? I'm just asking because it sounds like you are correlating offensive jokes with being right wing.
3 packs a day jelly
>>112561211Even then some of them don't get it
>>112561265I'm pretty sure right wingers would define them the same way. Their jokes are meant to be offensive to someone
>>112561005Do you remember when animes like goblin slayer came out and leftists started to automatically compare goblins and orcs to Jews and blacks and then got offended about it?Lmao it's always funny to see them pretend they aren't racist.I remember some vtubers called them out on it but I don't remember who anymore, maybe kirsche idk
>>112561168yes, this is why vtubers come to rightfully hate their fans.
>>112561229Thats stupid.You're excluding centrist jokes and apolitical jokes.
>>112561087If we look at their ENTIRE careers, Sam is much much funnier and produced a ton of way funnier shit than Harland. Early MDE was fucking hilarious. Shame Sam turned into a political activist hack.
>>112561292So people from the left don't tell offensive jokes? Interesting.
>>112561299It's a bit weird when leftards see an ugly character and say that's offensive to insert minority here.
I'm enjoying the autistic comedy discussion itt>>112561325Extreme Peace definitely has it's moments, Erick in the construction sketch was great
>>112561325Wtf are you talking about. Harlan is much older and had a much different career to Sam. You can't compare them.
>>112561347https://files.catbox.moe/3ehc5z.mp4
Top-3 most erotic phasers?
>>112561392EmberSinonErina
>>112561369Orcs have been ruined in recent years, they are either lame gayshits because of modern politics or fetish bait for cuck fags.
>>112561392lumilolumiracoonmi
Jester Greer is a good comedian
I do not like comedians
>>112561385The post said "difference between a right wing grifter and a REAL comedian"Harlands stand up always sucked. No one ever gave a fuck about him until fairly recently. Sam was not always a right wing grifter and he produced way more quality content than Harland ever will. Listent to this shit.This is peak hack material. Some jokes are straight from those ancient joke books.https://youtu.be/_YJN3E4EXLo
>>112561417What about Joe Rogan?
Thoughts on Norm Macdonald?
>>112561386This comes across as someone who really wants to tell a holocaust joke but knows the only way to get away with it is to work in a far right racist mention.
>>112560952Now thats a king this must've been the guy lumi talked about
>>112561347A joke should be funny regardless if it's offensive or not. I find that most "right-wing jokes" are edgy and shock value foremost, akin to teenager humor. Leftie comics like Louis CK can talk about the word nigger for half a set with substance, not just "haha i said nigger XD deal with it x group of people"
>>112561347they tell highly offensive jokes. they just claim that refusing to laugh at them is an offensive and anti-social act in it of itself rather than merely being lame. at the same time they'll also claim an unaligned offensive joke is proof that the person telling it is also an anti-social.the right is full of grifters and hypocrits of the anti-gay preacher caught having sex with fags. however this always ends their career. they know is bad they are just weak and do it anyways. the action is bad so you strive to hide it. the left's hypocrisy is of the far more pure form. the action is neither good nor bad. the action is praiseworthy if it comes from one of the good guys and evil if it comes from the bad guys.this way of thinking was largely stamped out with the advent of christianity, but reared it's head during the reformation when protostants started unironically embracing jewish modes of thought and applying them to christianity. i.e. plato and aristotle's take on christianity gave way to a comparatively primative mode of thinking. which gave us pre-destination and other puritan shit that is very much felt to this day.
>>112561443A real comedian. Told lots offensive jokes.
>>112561386This actually made me laugh pretty good joke
>>112561422You know there are different styles of comedy? It's like when Lia does her stand up, the humour isn't in the joke itself but how the audience responds.
>>112561447It is quite sad.>If I don't find a way to make fun of the far right I can't tell this joke because I will get cancelled One "side" has decided anything offensive is utterly reprehensible and should be illegal even as a joke UNLESS it's towards the acceptable targets. Etc
>>112561443I want him to introduce the stars at PhaseCon red carpet.
>>112561464My point is that not all offensive jokes are right wing. A jokes offensiveness is subjective.
>>112561464To be fair, if you are going to bring up Louis CK then you should acknowledge that he is friends (and once upon a time roommates) with Nick Di Paolo who is up there with Mussolini. Nick has many great "right-wing jokes". Also Patrice constantly calling out Louis for claiming to be White was hilarious "you're a conquistador".
>>112561464Meanwhile leftwing humor>My PUSSY STINKS! It smells like a BARNYARD animal >I just had an abortion take that DRUMPF bet you wish you could rape ME! Not even making this up. These are actual quotes "jokes"
>>112561505The fact that he had to work racist into it was a clue.
>>112552516just when you thought the takes couldn't get any worse
https://youtu.be/VtJFb_P2j48
>>112561525Di Paolo on Arties roast is one of the most brutal roast sets ever.https://youtu.be/wrXBijIp95g
>>112561525Louis got cancelled by the left. He makes for a poor example.
>>112561531Political centric humor is low quality regardless of who does it
>>112561548She has had this take before.
I wouldn't really place Norm on a political spectrum due to him being an old Canadian and dead but these two bits are great for this discussion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGdPOv__hpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Jx8HFuT5A
At least we all agree that women literally cannot be funny, as evidenced by 0 (zero) funny moments with good intentional jokes that have been many throughout many many years of phase connect
>>112561525One of the greatest moments was CK telling Patrice the origin of the word nigger on O&A. Nick has become a total hack in recent years.
>>112561562>I spot QuinnI miss Touch Crowd so fucking muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4iPpShyi0
Anal sex with Shiina!
>>112561589I like the radio interview where he roasts a teacher that called in to complain about one of his jokes.From what I understand he was more like an old school dem. He had a lot of left-wing Hollywood friends who respected him.
>>112561620https://youtu.be/p54kLQS-cTs?t=382
>>112561520ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!
>>112561620Some phase girls can be genuinely super funny at times. It's why I stopped watching h*lolive, they don't even try
>>112561620I disagree with this. While I generally have a low opinion on female comedians, the girls I watch have genuinely made me laugh at their bits on a number of occasions.
>>112561626that’s not how humans evolved to breed
>>112561620To be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand rick and Morty
>>112561662Sounds like some commie gobbledygook
Jelly's ass status?
>>112561668I'm a secondary who never got to watch Holo EN in their heyday but that Gawr Gura is really something. She must be really quick on her feet to think of that "I hope you find them" response to the lost galleons question
>>112561392Erina, Dizzy, Jelly
>>112561643Understanding that he grew up poor on a farm with a WW2 veteran dad with a British family name in a French area of Canada whilst having a passion for Mark Twain, he was probably closet to one of those old Dixiecrat politicians (minus the racism).
>>112561626
>>112561625I fucking love Colin. Probably one of my favorite people ever.Btw Bob Kelly once said that he "fucked a sink" when he was in juvie jail. I still dont know what does that mean. How do you fuck a sink?
>>112561626She just had a burrito cookie
sadbee is comedy gold
>>112561742oink
>>112561709Gura in her prime was good at banter and memeing since she grew up a meme queen. Too bad she despised streaming. Good thing we our own gura killer pic rel
>>112561712That old chunk of coal was once a brilliant young man from Témiscaming, Quebec, who carried the hopes and dreams of his hometown as he set off for Ottawa, starry eyes heavy with dreams and ambition
Phase needs a cute northen English girl
>>112561745Bob Kelly looks like a last minute gift at the Beijing airportBob also sucked a dick and gangbanged a retarded girl.https://youtu.be/Jun2OtDh_E0?t=114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnnMXDbAehc
>>112561369>>112561299They will literally do it with minority characters anyway >Draw a dark skinned black character with black featuresThey call it a racist charicature >Draw them lighter skinned with toned down features They call it whitewashing >Dark skin but toned down features It's blackface!>Lighter skin but black featuresOh you were too racist to make them actually black, this is both racism and colorismMeanwhile you can draw an Asian with blonde hair and a cowboy hat shouting yeehaw and Asian will just call it awesome
>>112561794cute english girl is an oxymoron
>>112561771Stop using my Nubian Queen for for schizo shit retard
>>112561712I liked how he could switch from working blue to displaying that intellectual sophistication & education in the same show
>>112561780
>>112561826no
>>112561795>sucked a dick and gangbanged a retarded girlI thought you were talking about Bobby Lee for a second
>>112561817Nu uh, we have plenty
>>112560576I wasn't the one who decided to aggressively filter her edgelord audience and pivot into the most awful reactslop known to man because she got triggered by a handful of brown groypers starting shit on twitter with her oshi marks.
>>112561840Then die
DOCSHE'S CHOKING
>>112561831His Not a Memoir was amazing, how he goes from such beautiful, Twainian, language to a car crash of a punchline was perfect. His reading of it used to be on spotify, I used to listen to it whilst walking around farm fields and hearing his upbringing described was surreal.
>>112561849I don't know if Kelly ever raped an underage Mexican prostitute like Lee
>>112561850bongbro you guys deserve better
Will Tenma be raped by tentacles?
>>112561883How much money would I have to pay her to voice act herself getting raped by tentacles
>>112561883>no one has leaked his Jelly lewds yetThe pain is never ending
>>112561443Based mostly because of the whole "Trump jokes are lame, because they take zero effort" thing he said.
>>112561620Mari is THE funniest phase girl.
>>112561919He also made a point of many comedians wanting to be seen as smart rather then funny, how every comedian now wants to be seen as a Bill Maher or Carlin rather then Dangerfield.
Good thread
>>112561967die
>>112561972psycho
>>112561972die Phasenverbindung
GFE tier list
>>112562037Necrophiliac list, memory is dead bro move on stop trying to fuck a corpse
>>112562037Pippa is the most realistic gfe
>>112561878I'd happily marry Sleepy ngl
>>112562094You need higher standards anon
A phase fan goes into a podiatrist's office and the podiatrist says "What's the problem?" The fan says "What's the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to post on /pcg/, and all day long I post and, honestly doc, I don't know what I'm doing anymore and I don't think even /pcg/ knows. The posters there only know that they have power over me and that seems to bring them happiness. But I don't know. I wake up in a malaise and I walk here and there." The podiatrist says "Oh yeah?" The moth goes "Yes. At night, sometimes I wake up and I turn to some old hag, in my screen, on my phone. A streamer that I once loved, doc. I don't know where to turn to. My 1view, Alexandria, she fell in the cold of the total EN small corpo death last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. My other 1view, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc... my other 1view, Gregaro... I no longer love her. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in her homophobic eyes I see the same cowardice that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only the cowardice was stronger, then perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lay there on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all. Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I'm a moth, just barely hanging onto my web with an everlasting fire beneath me. I'm not feeling good." So the podiatrist says "Anon, you are troubled, but you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on Earth did you come in here?" And the phase fan says "Because /pcg/ is up."
Hmm, tomorrow I think I'll find nameless and fuck her.
>>112562150You know anon, I'm not one for jokes.
>>112561919The reason "the left" has been incapable of humor for the past several decades is that most humor involves some form of mockery or uncomfortable truth-telling, both of which are fundamentally verboten under their ideology which is a carefully crafted matchstick house of comforting lies.It's especially bad for them because both punching up and punching down are largely nonviable. They can't convincingly pretend to be some impartial underdog while shilling state mandates on mainstream cable with a very deliberately selected diverse cast of back-up dancers. All they can do is mock the occasional clown executive or White trailer trash, or maybe mix it up with some self-aware jabs at the middle-class suburban audience, because those are their only acceptable targets.This is why edgy anime girls are the patrician choice.
Phaser in dire need the most for "modern medicine"?
>>112562258This but replace "the left" with "the right"
>>112562312>Tourist unironically posting "NO U" in 2026Lurk for a decade before posting again
I think I'm autistic :(
>>112562286>"modern medicine"?ok what does that mean? Is that code for drugs or something? Cocaine? Heroin? Krokodil?
Anons, if your oshi suddenly appears right outside of your room window and knock on it, asking to be let in. Would you do it?
>>112562370this anon needs some modern medicine
>>112562409Of course, why wouldn't I? It wouldn't be out of character for her
>>112562370big indian cocks
>>112562312
>>112561392Panko muyu jelly
>>112561859I would never pull out of muyus mouth
Kaneko LumiLumi KanekoLumiLumbertLemonLoomiKaneko-chan
>>112562637RaccoonmiPupmiFishmiCatmiBirdmiTardmiBrokemi
>>112562258Jesters made fun of the kings not the paesants
Brown skin wannabe white losers never read the Canterbury tales, bunch of neurotic cucks think sex can't be funny
>>112562555And yet you'd watch your favourite vtuber do the same bit and laugh
>>112562775Never happened so that's an imaginary scenario.
>Uwo is now more popular than PippaLmao.
Jelly's ovulating btw
>>112562871Men are just better
>>112562731>white losers never read the Canterbury talesI only saw Tom Green's rendition of it https://youtu.be/dKbIHonVWSA
>>112562871His content is more normalfag-friendly.
>>112562871well yeah his shorts do really wellhe has a good editor
What does ovulation feel like?is it the same as when I get a raging boner?
>>112562871I should become a vtuber, I have a good idea for a character
GO FIGHTJEWS
>>112562913>ShortsOh so he's a Rin Penrose style empty nothing
>>112562926Yes, but lasts for days
>>112562687And they've been the kings since at least the 80s, even though they and morons like you love to pretend otherwise.
>>112562954yeah pretty much, and worse, the shorts just give you a quick breakdown of each stream so there's no real reason to watch them, it has boosted his reach but he's still pretty smallhe's bigger than tenma's youtube rewatch wise but nowhere near what you'd imagine at that level of reach
>>112561709Gura was a product of her time. The era of "dirty weeb" self deprecation. ShindoL's Emergence. These don't exist anymore and that sort was never going to last as a vtuber.
>>112562945>cheering for JewsThat tracks with her Hollywood background
>>112562954yeahpippa curbstomps him in ccv even on her most boring streamshe averages 12k views on his vods after a week and she still doubles that most days
>>112562871Kek you faggot, you subbed to him. I bet you love slurping on his cock too, kotzuma.
why did hime private her last stream??? Did I miss something?
>>112562871He's unironically a better streamer
>>112562926my wife once spent 3 days being rabidly horny and she kept getting the itch for us to make as much noise as possible to mogg the poor depressed neet girl next doorafter that it leaves but they can get a little coocoo
>>112562913>shortsSpeaking of, is there a reason why that format judetube has been pushing for years has no quality option? I accidentally watched one for the first time the other day and couldn't get it off of 360p.
New thread>>112563177>>112563177>>112563177
Any cute girls in the thread?
>>112563188yeah, youtube has been removing tons of features and has been making auto the default qualityunironically better to get revanced manager at this point instead of paying for their broken system
>>112563198>◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Knotted] >◆【Kaminari Clara】[Kirked]
>>112563198Horrible dogshit jeet thread.
>>112563198fuck off
>>112563198
>>112563128She accidentally removed all her clothes and masturbated on stream, oopsie could have happened to anyone
>>112563198>>112559345
>>112563336Likertroon falseflag
>>112563372No its the lone gumi sectioned away to a containment thread spamming away.
>>112563372Gumis are retarded antis so I am not surprised if he is unironically one.
>>112562312You're just upset and pulling a no you.Come on man, do better.
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>112563178Give the neet girl to me. I will protect and care for her and give her the dickings she needs.
>>112557506Hey I know this angle..
>>112562871LMFAO
>>112562775Not even mouse was a faggot like that and she actually needed you retards to stop being so solipsistic and start thinking on the vulnerable
>>112562312>>112562258This but replace It with normies (and that includes non whites and jews)
>>112562258>>112562312>>112562346>>112563727>>112564586>shitbaker samefag
>>112563734RUNIE RUSE HAS SAGGY BOOBS!
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
>>112563420>>112563486oh schizo baker is shitting up lemon so he can swing back here and falseflag as a gumi in the hopes that newfags can't tell the difference. pathetic.
>>112564900Okay little gumi keep trying to spin a web of lies, we know its you.
he was entertaining for less than a day
>>112564683
>thinking a screenshot proves anything
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
>>112559802coping mechanism. I'm not saying this as a cuck thing or fantasy or anything - but i seriously hope she starts dating someone. Or at the very least finds peace.I feel like she helped a lot of us work through tough spells in her early career, and it would make me happy to see her audience repay that in kind even despite her constantly trying to shove us away. I hope some anon can reach her with an act of genuine kindness on stream - because maybe that'd get through to her.
>>112562871men are funnier than women