/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Robbing the Broker EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2YF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (embed) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>112057032
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!
adjusts doko
>>112591120
>>112591120Chama back when?
I have an unhealthy obsession to convert every soundpost i want to save to webm because the audio files always go missing after a while even if catbox says they dont delete files
>>112595596You know you can download them, separated into video and audio file, with 4chanx?
>>112596235well in that case ive been on an outdated or off branch for years at this point
>>112591120Will this teach me to trade?
>>112598543sure...
Goodnight anons
nes faq
>>112601256night coco!
>>112601256ANON WAKE UPFAQ
>>112608852faq u!
I tried to change my emails capitalization and cant buy coins anymore, rest in pieces
>>112611115i'll fix emails, can you try again in ~5minutes, if it doesn't work, send your username
>>112611115emails are back up now-tdev
Divs later or nah?
>>112617899yeah!
>>112610527onions are bad for dogs
>week 141! KOYOYO IS BACK! hime and lui lives! so good! waooo! current value: $25,208,887,841,952.01 current price: $8,172,723.07 current volume: 3,047,892 last payout per share: $46,883.2 54 is koyo! WAO!!!! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ KOYOLABO NUMBER WAONE! vtl academy! WAO!!! -koyolabo weekly investor report
>>112622666Wao!
>>112622666thanks for the waoport!
>>112611945I'm Goombles Enthusiasts GmbH&Co KGI tried fixing (removing the capitalization) my email and now im stuck in unverified mode and cant purchase anymore. I got a code via email but I still get this
>>112627493That should be it fixed now, try again-tdev
FRIDAY NIGHT
divs soon
divs in 10 mins!
d..divs...?
divs?
the divs will come if we just have faith!
Usual div poster is having pc troubles so might not be available!
>>112625398today too is the best day to fuck koyo!
>>112628542looking good, thank you
Whoa I SHIT
>>112643358true!
wao!
no divs
>30 minutesDivs will save this thread
whos drinking today
>>112653029no mones
cash prizes
wao
>>112666937ANON WAKE UPWE NEED A DIVEGRASS MANAGER
>>112666989do we?
>>112668781do we not?
>>112666937ANON WAKE UPWE'RE ON PAGE 10
w..waodjusts...?
Do you know Nene?
>>112687912wao!
>>112691043ANON WAKE UPDIVEGRASS
>>112694771wao!
wao~
wao a pepeloni
>>112714444w..wait so early...!?!
>>112714444checked!
>>112714444ANON WAKE UPITS TOO EARLY
>>112722070true!
ame
>>112724830
>>112726453Wao!
>>112716311i didnt sleep enough the day before!
>>112729418good morning!
>>112726449AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>112591120The wolf of vt street
cash equivalents
>>112739758I need cash now
>>112744335early again!
>>112744335ANON WAKE UPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>112755995waoooo!
reverse aow!
>>112758813!woa
waoadjusts!wao wao ayame to the moon! sell sell!mari sui aki very waosonable buy buy! ayami big collapse! buy buy buy!ui also very waosonable!mowwi kawaope also doing wao!wamy also a super wao buy!waotame a bit high! sell!overall today is the best day to buy koyolabo! sale continues despite moontrip ending!that was the ultra rare ultra special koyote report!
>>112747991that wasnt that early!>>112761780thanks for the koyoport!
irl divegrass wao
Wao!
divegrass?
>>112772521grassdive
>>112774793ANON WAKE UP COCO BIRTH
Money money money
>>112777684waooo!
wao! wao!
fa Q
adjusts?
wao!very rare very special koyote report!everythings down! buy buy! cept marine who is up but not too up! ayame too! waoooo!everything else is a buy buy buy! even hololive is down!overall today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!wao!
>>112792091thanks for another koyoport!
where's the pepeloni
>>112798928so early!
>>112798928ANON WAKE UPMEXICOOOOOOOOOO
>week 142! baseball season! waooo! current value: $24,365,947,557,641.33 current price: $7,572,091.26 current volume: 3,057,892 last payout per share: $44,999.89 54 is koyo! WAO!!!! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ foza tournament! WAO!!! -koyolabo weekly investor report!
>>112814549thanks for the waoport!
>>112816678wao!
>>112819386chama!
Goodnight anons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7RYLKjyEkscoco...
>>112824026ANON WAKE UP
divs soon?
divs...
d..divs...
Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $123,266.70.This week's Dividend Pool is -2.00% lower last week's pool.The average payout this week is $1,162.89 per coin, which is 1.98% over the all-time average of $1,140.36.35 coins were over the Average Payout this week.Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:>Marine :: $3,589.86 :: 74.89%>AZKi :: -$1,817.18 :: -70.35%>La+ :: -$1,699.05 :: -66.06%>Matsuri :: -$1,551.54 :: -54.15%>Botan :: -$1,500.54 :: -53.56%Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:>Dezmond :: $0.02 :: 0.04%>Vesper :: $0.38 :: 0.73%>Kaoru :: $0.44 :: 4.95%>Civia :: -$0.51 :: -4.07%>Sana :: -$1.56 :: -1.49%Overall Average Dividend Change was -$23.96Average Dividend Increase was $415.06Average Dividend Decrease was -$305.22Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:>Raora :: $1,729.25 & 103.1% Over Average>Risu :: $826.94 & 101.2% Over Average>Mel :: $93.34 & 96.3% Over Average>Baelz :: $1,158.73 & 76.3% Over Average>Ayame :: $557.82 & 70.2% Over AverageThe Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:>MarineOverall Market Shift from Mean was -$13.24.Average Dividend Spike was $346.15.Average Dividend Dive was -$282.77.This's week's dividends set an all-time low record for Altare, Goldbullet.Hope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.
>>112833499the divs are real!
wao divs!
div or as I call it reverse usury
i'm spiggin it wao
>>112844711>>112845855waoo kamakura chama cute!
wao we're watching anime. Madoka Episode 10, and Wandering Witch episodes 1-3
>>112846114wao!
