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Lumi is live!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>112714751
She can try calling chat a nigger to see if that's true.

>>112716301
She already said that word on stream and nothing happened

>>112716326
She didn't say it. It sounded like it. Only if lumi was that based.

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What did Starmom mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/p6utnu.mp4

>>112718216
the women in that family are scary

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Starmom gave Lumi the tism
https://files.catbox.moe/04yuci.mp4

>>112718351
Look man, I give Starmom lots of leeway because she had like 7-8 miscarriages/still-births. If she wants to be crazy about her second child, then so be it.

>>112718480
except Lumi is showing the same signs

>>112718535
That’s because Lumi keeps refusing to actually self-reflect in any meaningful way

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More Kaneko Family lore
https://files.catbox.moe/rufy09.mp4

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Stardad and Starmom love kids
https://files.catbox.moe/a6byib.mp4

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Should we trust Lumi when she says she doesn't love a man for his wealth, good looks, or genes, but for his personality?
https://files.catbox.moe/40f7x4.mp4

>>112719127
As much as you would trust any woman

>>112718216
I would need to know what a sperm pin is first.

>>112718693
she's literally been on a war footing for over a year now to try and avoid that. bitch has herself booked til september. we're unironically getting old waiting

>>112720160
Why do we doubt Lumi again?

>>112720160
From what I gathered, sperm pin men’s that a man has weak sperm and can barely impregnate a woman. Another subtle of way that Starmom cucked Stardad?

>>112721515
I don't think she said a real combination of words

>>112722068
She said she loves a man for his personality.

>>112723784
well yeah, of course she does. or at least she thinks she does. love is a stronger emotion than fear. which presents us with a bit of a paradox when you think about it.

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A new lumicore doujin just got released

confession time.
I started that rrat from years ago explaining why pippa stopped collabing with you. it wasn't out of malice. I didn't understand the extent of vtubing's weirdness and needed data to explain how something so obvious yet so absurd could take place. now I know the weird thing was finding it obvious. would not do that again.
that whole debacle elicited a genuine indignation one rarely finds applicable to what should be the amusing sight of lumi being beaten. I sincerely hope I didn't make it worse

>>112715669
lemon love

I love lumi.

>>112719127
In a sense, her affection is tied to ownership. As long as she can designate something as hers, she can like it. She will still try to trim things she finds inappropriate, of course. And I'm not sure she percieves good looks in person as you think she does.

>>112730602
I do unironically think we are rapidly approaching a neccessary demonstration of who needs who and who is merely keeping the lights on.

I'm rapidly approaching the point of fleeing this madhouse, if anything. I was never really part of hers, so I don't feel responsible.

>>112718879
>Starmom and Stardad wanted 8 kids
>Only got 2
Wonder what crime they did to get this

>>112718216
Why is every female in that family batshit insane

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Crazy this, crazy that. Have some lumiass instead.

>>112734731
yay

>>112734731
Lumi’s ass is not that pawg or phat

>>112718216
What the fuck is a sperm pin?

>>112735103
no, it's shapely and functional.

I know for a fact lumi suffers from some sort of control freak thing that causes poor grammar and typos to dry her up faster than martian atmosphere

>>112735338
Good luck charm. And it worked.

>Lumi said gumis were fit and not fat at phase con.
>Everyone outside of the panel is fat.
Why does she keep lieing to us?

>>112735610
I'm still confused. that narrows it down but you're gonna have to spell it out for me

>>112735656
Ask Lumi, no idea what her mother picked up 20+ years ago, it's almost pre-internet era.

>>112735800
oh so you think pin means charm here? maybe that's why all the euros got it. makes sense. yeah I'll have to ask her about the mechanics

>>112735647
All the Gumis were tall white gigachads.
Are you doubting Lumi?

>>112735961
are you not?

Lumi is being a sex slave to chyat again
https://www.youtube.com/live/hU-YWrkNmas?is=OnkHY9FetUG_drN-

>>112736335
No. Why would we doubt our queen?

>>112736583
Hype

>>112737779
damn. well at least I didnt get pulled into a meeting and come back to 80 posts of tge depraved shit I missed. or worse, didn't miss.

wait. no one even tried to rape her?

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So... this happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlXEwF_Z4Y

>>112739184
why is rapebaiting bad?

>>112739226
I'm just confused really.

>>112739243
she wanted to use her 3d but couldnt mocap. so she went with a night time walk scene. it's a mood.

>>112738182
Well if gumis are to believe, Starbro hitting Lumi with a foam sword when he was a five-year-old kid for a year was rape.

>>112739475
He was denying Lumi her autonomy and forced her to bend to his will. Is that not the definition of rape?

>>112739550
>denying autonomy
>bending to will
no, that's just quality time with loved ones. rape is when your will wasn't bent and you bitch about it afterwards

>>112739184
She wanted to tease us

>>112739691
Won't work on Lumi, unless you somehow manage to unscrew her head. Even when in submissive position she must be the one initiating, otherwise... bad.

>>112741458
I think this is why she does her absolute best to sabotage any chance of falling in love and getting married. once she ties the knot she is in perma bottom mode and it freaks her the fuck out.
retard doesnt understand that it is a fucking miracle if you end up staying with your first and that the whole point of dating is to figure out whether or not belonging to each other means having to do shit you didnt already want to do.
she's 12 (good) but she's also 12 (bad).

8===>

>>112739341
Fair enough. "Titties out" walks are just too unrelateable to me, I guess. But let's not play coy either, if she turns it into youtube short, I'm almost morbidly curious about the reactions.

>>112743941
>anon hasn't popped a leash on his slam piece and walked her around the block
jokes aside, I'm not quite sure what you mean? it's just a bssic "tits are fun" <-> "showing off your girlfriend" (depending on one's level of parasocial/investment in head canon).
are you worried thirsty 12 year old cringe posting or?

>>112744063
>12 year old
You have too much faith in humanity. And I'm not really worried, just curious. It's like "fuck around and find out" situation, can't imagine anything good coming out of it.

>>112744331
I don't really read comments but it can't be that bad. just ignore it beyond making note of the people to avoid giving attention

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>Starmom wore a sperm pin when she was pregnant with Starbro
What did she mean by this?
https://files.catbox.moe/xt67uk.mp4

If Lumi had a dick would you suck it?

12 inches of porcelain beauty. And the answer is eww.

>>112746046
my reaction would depend on whether she was biologically female and whether it was smaller than mine. I wouldn't suck it either way, but the above might be relevant for other things.

Why does Lumi hate dogs?

>>112746687
because they are happy and full of unconditional love without limit or condition.
receiving it when she hasnt earned it makes her feel disgusted, more so when the person giving it is unimpressive. giving it terrfies her because she doesnt know if she truly can.
the usual

>>112746687
Come on, at least not one message apart.

>>112746364
She has a futa dick and it's really big but not overly girthy so still pretty feminine and she will only date you if you suck her dick regularly

>>112747038
if she was still biologically female and it was some sort of mutation I might have been able to find a way to make a humilation kink out of it.
what you described, however, is just gay. so no. throw in the dick sucking requirement and I would probably just put it out of its miseery

Also, sorry, but that pasta is still funny regardless.

>>112747425
Fine more dick for me faggot

So many lost gems...
>LET IT BE KNOWN THAT EVEN SHOULD I PERISH WITH A 12-FOOT PORCELAIN LANCE SPLITTING MY CUIRASS IN TWAIN, AND THE SPLENDOR OF LADY KANEKO’S SLENDER, FEMININE, MEMBER SLIDE BETWIXT MY RIBS AND AERATE MY LUNGS, I SHALL NOT REGRET MY PRESENCE UPON THE FIELD. OR IN THE SAPPING TRENCHES. OR FERRYING THE USED CONDOMS TO MEASURE THE AMMUNITION EXPENDED BY THE COCKS OF MY FELLOW WARRIORS. JUST AS A HORDE OF THE STEPPE ENCIRCLES ON THE HUNT, I WILL NONETHELESS BE SATISFIED IF MY SPIRIT CAN MERELY WATCH FROM ABOVE OR BELOW AS YOU CIRCLE AROUND OUR NUBILE, SEXPOT OF AN OSHI AND UNLEASH THE FINAL SALVOES OF LOVE.

>>112745243
Bitch is crazy

Would Starmom be happy that Starbro is dating Miia?

>>112754895
No. Starmom wants Starbro to date someone like her; just like how Lumi wants her brother to date someone like her as well.

>>112745243
How do we fix Lumi’s female side of the family?

>>112757022
lumi just needs to stop being such an arrogant bitch. so.. you know.

>>112757022
Send them to Syberia (make it someone else's problem).

>>112757630
I think that's what made the family weird to begin with

>>112758184
Sloppy job.

why does lumi pretend to enjoy streaming early on in the day?

Because it's easier to pretend with a day's worth of energy.

>>112739184
Do you think she seggsed that Vlad Dracula cosplayer?

>>112760454
Pfft. Teased him for a bit and took his business card.

pretend what? humor me please, I don't want to assume

No. You can assume it was a witty joke.

>>112757022
Give then the dick

>>112761418
I was gonna say pretend not to be dead inside or pretend to enjoy streaming? one is a much more recent phenomenon, the other is either more severe than I thought or she is being a little pussy.
I'll give you credit for the play on words regardless

>>112761593
No

>>112761929
nta but done right, it would fix lumi

>>112762546
It didn’t fix Starmom and she’s just like Lumi

>>112762864
yappers yap for a reason. most men are wise enough to in one ear out the other with that shit but, for people who need it, yap interpetation is what coked up schizos think dream interpretation is.
a combo of dick, listening, pattern recognition, patience, but also impatience are required here.
could be wrong but experiments suggest this is the right path

>>112762991
>a combo of dick, listening, pattern recognition, patience, but also impatience are required here.
All the things stardad did and it only made Starmom worse.

>>112763086
sex with lumi isnt going to be like anons seem to think it will be. there will be a lot of crying. the traumatic type. the dick isnt a brsuque coomer fuck it out of her trope. it's because it is hard for shame or misplaced pride or denial or whatever else to keep a person from just letting go. crying, crying over things you didnt want to admit to needing to grieve, crying over things you didnt know you needed to grieve, letting out thoughts you didnt want to admit or know, etc.
they call it the naked truth for a reason. it is a lot easier to just unreservedly accept something, be it an experience/infornation/opinion, when you yourself are naked. even more so with someone for whom intimacy is such a private thing. especially when your insides are consentually violated by someone you think you can at least attempt to trust.
there is a method to the madness

>>112763086
I can save her

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Lumi feels threaten by Dizzy. I just know it.

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Lumi is being a brat
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Guys she hates the idea of a subreddit of her

>>112719127
Down to earth women are pretty much what lumi wants. Take care of yourself, be passionate, be a nerd that's all lumi wants. I would put be nice but people get the wrong idea from that.

>>112765801
Why?

>>112767793
idk she just said it

>>112767793
She hates reddit. She's a 9gag/IFunny girl

>>112767793
She’s a 4chan girl

>>112768870
She is reddit she just holds back. She has let slip some pretty retarded reddit tier leftard shit.

>>112770329
Reddit hates Eugenics and Lumi is into that

I wish it was possible to talk to irl friends about anything vtuber related without them assuming you are crazy because you need them when you get this tired.

>>112770897
what kinds of things do you want to discuss with your irl friends about vtubers?

>>112770938
Whether or not its okay to fix Lumi

>>112770938
I think, for the same reason you seperate governance/management from ensuring good governance/the board, the big why followed by a bunch of shoulds and/or oughts.

>>112771070
this anon is wise

>>112770897
>>112771070
No, reason being we are connected like never before. Objectively speaking there is nothing to gain from investing in the lower classes as in sub multimillionaire class. If your mindset is getting your money's worth that is, you could imagine someone being worth it but ask yourself if the feeling is mutual and why it would be. The structural pressures do not exist to create that dynamic, if your goal is to move ahead in life it's best to imagine everything and everyone as transient. Or don't, and 'settle down', as they say. If the conditions aren't symmetrical you can always choose to play asymmetrically.

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are we there yet

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>>112772743
no

the absence of dick has driven lumi's character mad

>>112772360
a metaphor. in person, assymetry can manifest as putting down a piece of paper and asking for contact details. the person's snap decision usually reflects what they actually want or is a source of instant regret.
now imagine doing that online. no matter how unequal the relationship, short of the use of illegal force, there is time for cowardice to brainworm you out of doing what you actually want

>>112773180
This is why institutions have outperformed the speculative marketplace on average historically and we intentionally erode it at our peril

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How do we save Lumi from this fate?

>>112773600
Well, they wanted equality. There it is

>>112773362
damn straight. it's the biggest reason to remain catholic. however, the problem remains

>>112773600
That's not equality, women want the best of both worlds for men. You have to be attractive AND successful.

oh lumi. this.. is shameful behavior. imagine making such a show of wanting to be around people who take their jobs seriously.
I would never give someone shit for doing what they love or doing what they have to do. bitch is a streamer first, foremost, and last. at least for now. to not try is.. to substitute the respect of doing your best wherever it is you can do it with just being lazy

>>112770298
Facts back this up.
>>112770329
>She has let slip some pretty retarded reddit tier leftard shit.
Like what?

>>112773600
Will dizzy or Uruka be her soon

>>112774109
Dizzy has me

>>112774198
She loves whites not browns

>>112774253
I'm white though

>>112774069
>Like what?
Trust me bro

Watch my wife!
https://youtu.be/Qc7lPVQ9Mcc

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Uruka is live!
https://youtu.be/SVZGlupPl6E

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Would Lumi protect Starbro from hags and cougars?

>>112780261
if a man is 18+, then there is no more effective protection from an unstable woman than learning how their specific build of crazy is best pumped and effectively dumped

>>112778242
why is she not wearing pants while walking in the streets

>>112780261
I know we all like to joke that Lumi is a cuckquean, but if she actually walked in on her friend sleeping with her brother, there would be a fight.

I just don’t see how Lumi would let that go.

>>112781073
she doesn't deserve pants. she hates walks, why do you think she's out there to begin with?

>>112781073
Shes a prostitute looking for johns.

>>112781158
I'm walking my retarded wife because she said sonething offensively stupid at a nice party. stop making it weird

>>112781103
>there would be a fight
Lumi doesn't sound like a fighter though.

>>112781073
Couldn't find an umbrella and didn't want to get them wet.

>compliment

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Why won't Lumi take the fucking compliment.

>>112781729
>lumi sounds inhuman
>the senses of puny mortals do not even register her voice
okay this was well executed

>>112781809
https://files.catbox.moe/eci2gb.mp4

>>112780261
I thought women were a big proponents of the sisterhood. Why would the friend sleep with the younger brother?

>>112782990
It was the man's fault.

>>112773600
>"noone" wants her
>the wealthy chad jaw does not
>all other men literally invisible to women

>>112719127
show me a single streamer woman who says that yeah i actually love tall large jaw chads over my viewers.
lol.

>>112782919
kek. that sounds on point

>cyberlive broke you
Bitch, you had 4 years to unbreak yourself. Maybe if you stop using streams as a convenient excuse to silence your brain worms you might realize what they're trying to tell you.

https://x.com/Necro_Ch_/status/2067030951138353347
If Sakana keeps this up he's gonna win the Lumi bowl

>>112784103
well said

>>112784124
what, for daily crying?

also did that dumb bitch say what time the stream was?

>>112784138
For being gap moe
>Kind of serious business man, completely self made
>Also sentimental daughter dad that tears up when he's proud
Very few could resist that, SAC manlet notwithstanding

>>112784173
is lumi gap moe tho?

>>112784191
I'm sure there are different opinions but based on how she describes the rest of her extended family it sounds like the women are supposed to be Luna Lovegoods in their natural habitat. But for whatever reason Lumi wants to be straight edge like her dad

>>112784170
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2798929006
The very end of last stream, starting from 08:17. Apparently she has lost of of her edge and so on. Treat your life as a chore and it becomes a chore.

>>112784311
she's so fucking stupid there aren't words. also did you take that to mean she's starting at noon? cause we all know she isnt talking to them for two fucking hours before the interview.
today was fucking weird. idk if it's because the contract I made with myself to be nice til phasecon ended expired and tolerance for stupidity is readjusting to natural levels, or if she's up to something shameful that she's hiding
idk why I care at this point either

>>112784311
Yep she did, but it wasn't cyberlive that broke her it was the gumicord hostile takeover

>>112784496
explain

>>112784562
I recently realized something about one of the regulars so no, I will not explain

>>112784735
here I was about to say I love lore drops from the before time. it's nice to huddle around for someone else's story time, even if it's been told before.
if you "realized" something then chances are youre the last to the table. there is literally less than zero effort to pretend here. nor is this a new story.
but who am I to a hate on ineffectual schizoing at this point

you know what's genuinely hilarious. sun himself pegged him as the most destabilizing element immediately. not the dude who, from a third party perspective would rightly be percieved as the big crazy. this one.
also, if you are who I think you are, just dm me. I'm stuck awake all night for low intensity work bullshit and I'd love some tea to stay awake.

>>112785183
You can't touch him. Lumi canonized him as an integral part of her brand and content, he's basically her permanent collaborator.

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I see you

>>112786227
>brand and content
Bullshit. And Lumi can consult uninvolved third party for impartial judgement.
>can't touch him
Not my role. I'm neither blue or red to make the horse drink.

>>112786227
also /here/

>>112786803
Utter schizo babble, try making sense when you vomit words onto the keyboard next time.

It was not. But that's the extent of my care.

>>112787630
>it was real to me
This is why people call you a schizo, btw. A complete inability to articulate your thoughts and communicate them to other people. You sit wrapped up in your own self-assuredness that whatever is floating around in there is true and real and right and everybody, everybody, everybody else is just too blind to see what only you can.

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so how was the play through I have no idea what's going on in the game is lit ike DE where the journey is better than the destination itself kind of thing

>>112789265
like Disco the satirical versions of every philosophy and ideology is more thought out and superior to any middle-ground or critique the devs came up with themselves

>>112787493
he made perfect sense.

it's amazing what can be accomplishd by simply refraining ftom saying someone's name

Are we doxxxing everyone in this thread now?

>>112790925
it is poor form, but I wouldnt get too annoyed. there hasnt been any new information and it is in the category of letting off stream rather than pulling at meaningful threads.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

loomi

>>112791996
Cute

how did she manage to turn the win of "stop acting like sone chink's take on driving is a reasonable representation of reality" into "nah negligent homicide is legal"

>>112793117
Asking a woman about being law abiding is like asking a cop

oh no. lumi. that poor baby. she didnt even let the woman introduce her role.. she's so anxious

what must actual IRL people think about being interviewed by an anime girl, I wonder

>>112793453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UDQLNMR3vo

thank god she recovered

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She's trying so hard to be considerate, the onset of every question is a thinly veiled jab

>>112793581
she had her inflection point where she went from visibly scared and overwhelmed by her beta adrenals to in the flow of things again. happened all at once. good for her

>>112790925
>>112791097
you'll never name names because people will make fun of you when you get it wrong

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Why is there a man on stream. What the fuck

>>112794112
this is why it is so hard to be a good author

What is this controversy that Lumi is vagueposting about? I guess it's about Disco Elysium not Zero Parades.

>>112795319
The community manager and pretend gamers got really mad when she wanted to play DE at first despite not really knowing anything about it except that communism was in it. She finally played it one day because there was nothing else and she loved it from the first 30min, that's when she started exploring games like this James Bond despite chatters going rabid at the mention.

>>112780261
So what’s the consensus on what Lumi would do?

>>112795449
Ask chyat.

>>112795440
her game recos have been shit of late. like real shit. DE was an example of a game where retarded redditors were hard filtered and tried to pretend the other redditors who got it were midwits. ever since its release pseuds were calling it pseudy.
I'm really glad she played it. I was unironically impressed she made it almost to the end becore reverting to "woman has to do math" mindset

do you guys now appreciate the counter reaction that shit talking chatters results in?
lumi is as unpredictable as gravity. it's only potebtially weird the first time she does something

>>112780261
I wonder when Lumi will just admit that women do go after young boys

>claim lumi is not reddit
>she calls reddit bond good

>>112798202
she finally filtered me

>>112798232
All women are like this by the way so you can go ahead and plan accordingly.

>>112798202
Everything you care about is something women will never care about, and vice versa. Sorry you had to find out this way

>>112798240
normal women come with sex and good conversation.
I think I finally ran out of patience

>>112798382
the worst part of it all id that you are full of shit

>>112798412
When was the last time you played a worse Arkham City and you looked around and went
>ooo pretty
And had the time of your life?

>>112798396
It's just not a good James Bond game. James is a dumb faggot with a dreamworks smirk and doesn't abuse any women or racial minorities.

>>112794160
I thought Lumi said she would never collab with a m*le in stream

>>112798469
male vtuber, she already collab'd with max0r

>>112798535
A *non-related male vtuber.

Lumi is more than open to collabing with her brother should he be a vtuber.

>>112798440
never.
>>112798444
I don't know. you know that feel of your mind trying to tell you something? almost like realizing a deadline came and passed? I wonder if this would be what getting ghosted feels like even tho that makes no sense

>>112798444
>James is a dumb faggot with a dreamworks smirk
too fucking accurate LMAO

>>112798635
I thought she would shut that down

>>112800192
No she won't.

Ave

>>112798396
>good conversation
Absolutely not, even moreso if you're expecting her to be attractive.

>>112804011
there's certainly a middle of graph thing where attractiveness excuses boringness but it doesnt hold once you're good looking enough to be able to compete

Will lumi ever graduated? It sounds like she will be in the next phase con in 2 years. That will make her in her mid 30s. Did she just give up on her engineering and is going to be a manager after she gets too old?

Pulling out of Lumi to activate her brain worms

>>112806056
she doesn't deserve to recieve that which she had no hand in making

>>112804679
>Will lumi ever graduated?
no

>>112804679
>Did she just give up on her engineering and is going to be a manager after she gets too old?
Didn't Lumi say that old men in engineering were keeping her down? I wouldn't be surprise if that ended any interest in that career path.

lumi is an inbred hunchback with granny jowls

>>112798638
I wouldn't know. But most people don't speak in hidden meanings, and theatrics are lost on them. Try to own schizos somewhere else.

>>112808891
kek
>>112809109
reeee

Also, since this retardation is starting to turn quite ridiculous. I don't care about anyone's eggs. I live half the world away. But when someone interesting turns into a boring-ass husk, the world becomes a bit more boring in turn. Do. Something. I don't care what.

>>112811103
I think you're right. it's time.

>>112811103
I have to admit, it scared the shit out of me to see how terrified she was at the start of the interview. the simpy behavior from chat served only to reinforce the isolation from reality. it's an exceedingly unhealthy relationship in its given form.

>>112814195
The cringe backseating wasn't helping either. She has always been a trial by fire type of person and she found her footing as expected.

>>112814552
she should only be reading chat in an interview if she is panicking. that's just common sense. thinking more than 1 step ahead is an endemic problem., it's how she got into this mess to begin with. "oh it would be nice if I woke up earlier" ended with what we have in front of us now. the question is, if she is lookig at chat, why the fuck would she be looking at chat. etc.
if everyone started using their theory of mind accordingly, we would all be much better off for it.

on a more whimsical note, gumis arent rapey enough on tuesdays. this should br addressed

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knee "hut"

Dizzy stole Lumi's favourite swimsuit. What a wench.

>>112816721
supposedly she tricked lumi into letting her steal her blondeness too. women are silly sometimes

>>112815768
No

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Lumi is taking credit that phase connect lived for 5 years because of her management
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi really is starmom writ small with that comment.

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How do we defend Lumi after this?
https://files.catbox.moe/rl3xbc.mp4

>>112819819
Mothers often find their sons sexually attractive. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Lumi needs to get her saliva in check. She is at times sucking way too much air and saliva after she speaks.

>>112819819
Another Freudian slip?

>>112820090
Stop posting here starmom.

>>112818395
yes

>>112821733
she isn't allowed to stream without a collar tight enough to disrupt swallowing, dumb ass. next you'll be calling her nipple cream usage excessive when she isn't allowed touch touch her pussy. come on

>chat telling her not to trauma dump
I know irony and unironic retardation are utterly indistinguishable in this setting but such aggressive reminders obliterate what little cope that can be found in pretending you're tooling around with old uni frens.
everyone has every right to ick max but you can't bounce between a simpfrenzy response over an awknowledgement of an easily corrected failure only to use each of the rare occasions she has something she needs to say as an excuse to cringemax back to back flexfails.
it's so bad I had to use made up zoomer adjacent grammar words

>>112824034
>>112820463
Love this retard

>>112824739
It's twitch chat.
It's Lumi's twitch chat (concernfags get executed).
It's Lumi's twitch chat on serious topic without prior notice.
Was chat retarded? Maybe. Was Lumi retarded? No, can't fault her for being honest.

>>112826931
while I would typically agree whole heartedly, I only noticed because I happened to actually be looking at the chat. it wae almost entirely people who have been there longer than me. the same ones concernfagging the day before.
I want to adopt your stance on this, don't get me wrong. it's just hard not to notice and sigh

>>112813951
How about do something at least one day per week next.

>>112827179
I have to ask, to whom was that initial call to action directed and what happening did you notice? I am not being coy, I'm genuinely curious and on your side

>>112827255
If something in this thread appears as schizo rambling, it is schizo rambling.

>>112827467
I think you should understand that you are the type of person this thread was explicitly created with the intention of filtering. I don't care if you have some sort of petty tyrant thing that requires you to maintain this thread police larp; just keep in mind, the impotent frustration of anons like you must be rather amusing for this thread to have lasted as long as it has.

>>112827680
Fine, mr-real-police. Everything I say here is schizo rambling. Happy now?

>>112827764
I wouldn't be a very useful human being if I was, although I appreciate the sentiment fren

>>112827997
That's something, I guess.

so lumi is on the rag, but that means she was ovulating last week? which means that was her being 'horny'.
is she dying?

>>112828594
>is she dying?
She has baby fever.

>>112828621
I guess it was a weird week for everyone at phase and the baby fever is her finally reanchoring herself in normal.
the real question then, is how focused her baby fever is on the intermediate steps between woman in need and woman with seed

>>112827680
Also I admit the final remark was unnecessary, but the whole interaction was never intended to happen in the first place. I underestimated the schizo. Take that as you will.

i know you're reading this post the fucking zero parades art you retard
>just rip it off from the vod
fuck that i want the higher quality version

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Why is Lumi trying to harness powers she doesn't understand/

>>112829865
If she even reads your post now there's a 0% chance she posts it.
Good job.

>>112830084
i don't need your opinion lumi

>>112830084
this
>>112830173
don't be annoying newfriend

>>112829938
I don't know, but the collateral damage has already been felt. for the first time in my life, two crows somehow broke into my kitchen and shat everywhere. less than 3 hours after she posted fucking tweet. now I need to deal with thoae clever fuckers coming back or run afoul of federal law shooting them with an airgun or something ltl for humans. I wanted to yell at her about it on stream but I frankly wouldn't believe it if it hadn't happened to me.
either way, this is clearly her fault and there will be retaliatory astral projecting into her shower if it happens again.

I wish lumi would assist me in sexual endevors of the retroactive consent variety. apparently even pippa can hop to every once in a while in what is presumably a bout of hypomania. lumi won't even help me jack off when I'm too busy to seek outside assistance. what a bitch

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so their periods are still synced. the real question is whether lumi was biologically submissive enough to get onto jelly's schedule or vice versa.

>>112832248
>I wish lumi would assist me in sexual endevors of the retroactive consent variety
Starbro?

why the fuck is the sun already out

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lumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

at her age, the first thing a doctor would check for wiith sudden cognitive decline is depression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpo7sK6EZu8
Lumi hasn't reacted to Sseth in years so another Slav had to take up the responsibility

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>>112840608
She really hates rape babies

>>112844905
we will probably refrain ftom telling the kids that rapeplay is the only way to get lumi to cum hard enough to conceive

>>112845391
Stop spreading lies

>>112718379
>>112718696
The plot twist is that Lumi /is/ a test tube baby and that's why her arch nemesis is also a test tube baby. It's fate.