277 - Laugh at him edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>112699186
Why did you do it?
>>112786111I thought it was the right thing to do. I was wrong. I was being short sighted. Couldn't see past myself in the immediate moment. That became my biggest regret. The pain of it all keeps me awake at night.
>>112786111
I wanna fix Glazed and get him pregnant and happy but won't talk to me.
>>112785668Thanks for the bake tupo
>>112787355>>112785668Retard
>>112786763Probably because you're talking about getting him pregnant. People tend to not like that from strangers.
>>112786763glazed isn't worth your time
Ya post about who's, but you don't wont me ;_;
what male vtubers should i look at for inspiration?
Okay. Since the whole vtuber getting banged on stream thing. Confess, have you thought about or actually done this? No one will ever find out. Be honest here.
>>112786763>>112791283Why are you making trash posts in the home thread
>>112786111why not
>>112791283I've absolutely thought about doing stealthy perv stuff on stream.Probably wouldn't take it farther than pervy clothes personally
>>112791283My partner has floated the idea, but I find the idea abhorrent personally.
>>112791283I don't even like to muted fart on stream.There is a time and a place.
>>112791283my gf is super into it, we decided if she ever vtubes we'll do it as hard as possible up to the point where theres just a shred of plausible deniability left
>>112791283i find exhibitionist behavior like that gross if only due to the viewers lack of informed consent
>>112790617I only want those who also want me
>>112792150You have no idea
>>112792218I know you havent shown it
>>112791283i have no gf to even think about doing it
>>112791169i look up to beryl for his consistency, haru for his personality and sense of community, and various big male indies like tabbypac, kitsen, and necronival for their offline content
>>112791283One time I rubbed my clit while playing a hentai game in my discord
So, has anyone used a heartrate monitor?
>>112792256Wtf am I supposed to do? I don't wanna fuck up lolWould rather keep what I got going for now
>>112793188Dont get surprised as I slowly move awayI cant remain eternally there for someone who seems to not really careOr simply be honest before I go through with this You still have time, it pains me to even think about doing it for now
>>112793435You deserve better Aypop.
>>112793156i did for ddr streams a few times, a few others did for horror i think
can we put all the vagueposters in one of those bathrooms
>>112793602Which one you got and how hard was it to set up?
>>112794761COOSPO china garbage off amazon, very easy to set up iirc but it was a while ago
>>112794844Did it came with its own software or is it a global software?
>>112794873honestly i dont remember, amazon page says its pretty much open for any heartrate monitor software tho
>>112791283I’m a femboy and I thought about getting one of those smart vibrators that can sync up to a game and doing that in stream. I’m scared that it’s too loud and someone might notice the buzzing.
>>112794873>did it came
>>112796054bruh like 80% of asp is esl why is that remotely surprising
>>112796217>>112796054While i am ESL i just noticed what i wrote, i just finished a 28 hour dead space Impossible mode stream and my brain is not working anymore cut me some slack.
>Zenya became a generic camwhore
>>112796385She was sleeping with all her paypigs, are you surprised?
>>112796385>nothing on kemonodamn
>>112796756pawchive is the current kemono replacement.
>>112796385What events led up to this?
>>112796896me cumming all over your ass bitch
>>112796896the money is probably good, and she gets off to it too if she's lucky
>>112796385Where? There is no indication at all from her or the main paypigs
>>112796519She used to be different once, but that didn't pay the bills
>>112796962It sounds like my ass bitch had a good time
>>112797037The money can't be that good. Paypigs get bled dry and then what?
>>112798684real paypigs have well paying jobs and can realistically keep funding whores for as long as their obsession sticks
>>112799129What tends to be the meta for getting the obsession to stick, as you put it?
>>112799192appeasement / humiliation rituals
>>112799335And then?
>>112799354that info is for tier 3 subs, not us...
>>112792551Aint no way this isnt Haru selfposting
>>112799488You seemed knowledgeable enough. What else is there?
>>112799573Loli or at least petite
>>112799583That can't be all of it
>>112799513It might be hard to believe but he's pretty nice. Don't let crabs paint your opinion of anyone here.
>>112799694He is fake and incredibly greedy.>Im so lonely but also i dont talk to peopleGtfo
>>112799751What else is he?
>>112799809He's sexy and it bothers me that I can't fuck him.
>>112799751damn, now that you put it like that im so him
>>112799751Being lonely and struggling to connect with other people isn't unnatural, he probably just had issues growing up.
>>112799513im not him but i admire him a lot though
>>112785668It's interesting that they still rejected him when most people who have applied since they changed the requirements were accepted. Haru applied and within 5 days was denied despite the FAQ saying twitch will take 2 weeks minimum to respond. Is he on someone's shitlist or is there something he's not telling us?
>>112791283Yes, maybe if I ever read something, or if I have to be busy on something that is absolutely boring for me but my audience keeps asking or telling me to bring back. I know how to set up audio filters, and I would probably not even get found out because there are other things to also set up to not have viewers notice. Who would even expect something like that from me to begin with lol
>>112800459What kind of something would he not be telling us?
>>112800459if i had to guess maybe it's because he isn't streaming enough. he streamed very little in the months before applying and i know twitch removes partner from streamers for prolonged inactivity
>>112785668>Open company auditions:...Any anons tried this?How did it go?please go full details
>>112800561>he streamed very little in the months before applyingI don't get this rrat.
>>112800610i mean to say twitch might prefer streamers who have been active for a while when giving out partner
>>112800654What's the threshold for activity then?
>>112800705idk that's just my guess. maybe there is a different reason. i think he deserved it though
>>112800726Your guesses are useless. Your assertions lack weight. Your choices in discussion topic are asinine. Do better.
>>112800807:(
>>112800807kys
>>112800459
>>112800726Why did he "deserve" it? He barely streams.
>>112800887What is the expected CCV of a successful partner applicant?
>>112800962Correction: he hellhoundedly streams
>>112800962he has been streaming more nowadays and i think he is a great streamer. he has the numbers too to be elligible
>>112801029He's also legible because Twitch reads him like a book
>>112800887So he never met the 12 streams of 75 CCV requirement but applied anyway despite being in the middle of a partner push? When he posted that he had applied I thought that just meant he met the quota.
>>112799958safe to assume we all did.look where we are.look at the medium we're all using.not special, if others can do it so can he
do we have any good examples of chuubas who have split their main and nsfw between two accounts? im wanting to try and do additional art reps in a separate space but not sure if people kept it entirely separate or linked in bio or what
>>112801280The only /asp/ vtubers I know that has one publicly linked is Gobbcucus. Most /wvt/ vtubers tend to have NSFW channels in their Discord servers where they post their art if they don't post it outright on their main account.
>>112801242What you're saying is the dude applied without meeting the prerequisites, was rejected, got made the OP, and we have to rehash our Haru observations and grievances the entire fucking thread?
>>112801242i dont think you can apply for partner without meeting the CCV threshold (unless you fill out that new form twitch created for fast-tracking partner if you have a sizable following on other platforms, which i imagine he didnt do)
>>112801280Lance I guess? But they're not publicly linked as far as I know.
>>112801639Do you have more information about this form?
>>112801677https://x.com/zachbussey/status/2045255538137534681the link is in the first reply. i think it's really for big creators who aren't on twitch already
Steaming more Nier!!!https://www.twitch.tv/kampieklown
>>112801029Haru defense force(Haru himself) is on full force today
>>112802476Who else do you think could be in this Haru Defense Squad?
>>112802476I like Haru and I'm definitely not him.
>>112802152Why do so many vtubers shove their overly sexual art into the faces of people who don’t want to see it? Why are they that inconsiderate?
>>112802668hide the image, filter the link, block the guy
>>112802668To see you malding and seething
>>112802476I get deja vu reading your posts schizocbama
>>112802668>he's not down with the clownShame
>>112802668>so many vtubers>femboywhy do you think?mentally ill horny faggots and trannies do that
feels good to be here with other peeps in the struggledo you guys ever fall for twitter vtuber engagement bait?I see those fucking>where are the male vtubers at?>I need vtuber mutuals>does anyone want to be frens??posts all the time from sizable accounts and I dont think ive ever seen one of them come out with a little sidekick from them
>>112804624it's mostly just bots posting that
>>112804624Those people don't even stream or have low /asp/ level viewer numbers.Twitter bullshit is not the way to grow if that is what you are after.
>>112796519Any proof? Seeing those cosplay pics though, lucky them... You wouldn't say no.
>>112800536viewbotting
i like how my audience is so small that i can just say nigger nigger nigger at the end of my stream without getting banned
>>112807519Holy Fuck, my super based epic streamer says slurs!
>>112807519Hi pafu you still can't sing
>>112807662>you still can't singfew people in /asp/ can
>>112808021What a statement!!!
Never chosen
>>112796786>Patreon>Pixiv Fanboxfuck so close
Day 2 of begging Cheen for more asp lewds
i miss pukki and her fat emo tits
I knew you were lying. I'm disappointed.
>>112807662Kill yourself right this second.
>>112807519Reported your channel just now. /asp/ is a diverse, tolerant and inclusive thread. Diversity is our strength.
>>112809410>>112808414Hint
>>112807100Run me through the scenario
>>112803638>mentally ill horny faggots and trannies do thatI bet you can't even name 3 that do that
>>112809410I wasn't.
how do some vtubers hardly talk or care about their games yet have over 15 ccv
>>112810299Honey, you need to let loose and watch some mute vrc dancers
>>112802152>>112803008That reminds me, I need to masturbate to clown porn tomorrow
>>112808921Developing and maintaining importers is a pain, you have to take in consideration the user giving his cookies/keys too.
https://x.com/i/status/2067902796460851506
>>112815553What is the link, explain it with words if you feel like actually getting me to click
>>112785668Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person
>>112815730Asp bitch (female dog) opening up her own old people corpo
Im exactly where I need to to make it
>>112810504how will that help me get over 15 ccv?
>>112816272Gamer passion by itself does not equate to viewership. Find other covariates for your analysis.
>>112815808How can I apply?
>>112816970You open the link.>inb4 and then? that can't be all
>>112816224At your mom's house?
>>112817658No no nvm that I was just hungry and was having mental illness
No one's talking about rhe agregoua use of ai in this video, duxking faggoy forgot that everyone hates ai with a passion buts she's just using it an ononwow bats an eye over fit, absolutely fucking disgusting and you should kill yourself.
>>112818232
>>112817288And then? That can't be all.
more aspies should wear maid outfits
>>112818638Its a redeem on my channel, bro...is it too expensive?
>>112818933no thats good
Stream 10 minutes to 15 minutes daily. You're less likely to get burned out.
>>112819934Thanks Shania
>>112815553sent my submission!
Try making your own commercial to run during BRB breaks. It can advertise your discord, or explain your channel to new people stopping by, or old viewers who need a refresher.
>>112809114If I request something from him what should I request
>>112815553can this child abusing bitch fuck off already
>>112821615I have a hunch that he avoids drawing something like pussys because he doesn't know the anatomy, so just a light NSFW
>>112821615If I tell you, it'll out me. And I don't want to be outed!
>>112821676But as a follow up question: is there a running list of which asp girls are okay with NSFW, or is it just guessing and asking for forgiveness rather than permission?
Stream idea: watch gameplay VODs, and grade them like a snooty wine taster.
>>112821651qrd?
>>112821857There is a running list, but you have to catch it.
>>112822220Put your trip back on
>>112821857only the ones I know:loveycores, chibiibot, mikanovas, denpafish, novaneko, nayaanuka, gobbcubus, aledasama, bonnipaws, arisuusami, hammyhamstrudel, onewomancorpo, zelvamisteveryone else is either ask or directly rejects it
Girls girls girls, but no one talks about which aspie dong they wanna see...
>>112823028you got a crush on any of the aspie boys?
>>112823047sani...
>>112823028some aspies already posted dong thats why
>>112822883Why is it just these the bpd ones? Any normal ones?
>>112823047used to, but not anymore.
>>112823338Ok, can you name me one of normal ones? I promise you will be surprised if you do so
I HAVE TO MAKE AT LEAST ONE SHORT THIS MONTH
>>112823047Yes, but it'd be too obvious if I said.
Stream idea: host a tournament of viewer submitted commercials you can play on your stream. Top ten commercials get to be featured on stream during ad breaks.
>>112823651So you don't really love them if you are afraid of saying it...Be serious, who pays so much attention to actually know? Just say who!
>>112823411Gumpai EmoPukki and Zawa Zombie
Stream channel point redeem idea: 50 channel points for a chat bot to spam text from sun tzu the art of war in chat.
>>112823753Good job, sugar cube. Now name 15 normal ones.
>>112823753Xd
Stream idea: vtuber makes comic book page making stream every week, and at the end of the week reads the comic book on stream.
>>112823753>graduated>graduated>graduated
Stream idea: vtuber makes a trading card of their vtuber model.
>>112823338>Mika, chibii, Naya and Hammy are BPDHoly Larp
>>112824546>dumb>evil>horny>dumbI'm not clocking bpd from any of them.
>>112824546>>112824884zawa wanted to name herself please understand
>>112824884You're clearly not in the know
>>112824967you clearly are sucking cock
>>112824999Which one?
Vtuber stream idea: making up recipes on stream, and then selling the recipe book to cooking vtubers.
>>112824884Who have you clocked as bpd?
none of these girls have BPD. it's all self diagnosed like how people have been using "mental illness" as an excuse to be a shithead online. if you know actual people with BPD you'd know this.
sup vchuubas hoppin on for a day of rivalstwitch.tv/kinggreyvt
Streaming more nier!!https://www.twitch.tv/kampieklown
>>112824884Explain why for each one
>>112826159none of this opinion matters, it's all bad faith arguments like how people say "you can't be that good" to those who raise to power as an excuse to be a shithead towards them. if you know these people with BPD you'd know this
I didn't think being bipolar was so contentious here.
Every day is a fight to find distractions but there is always something to remind me of this deep sadness I will likely never return from.
>>112827459Like what
>>112826159BPD is the female equivalent of autism for Internet people who don't want to change their shit attitude and choose to self diagnose themselves
omg new aspi :3333c
>>112828104not reallyI take every new poster as a skinwalker, unless I see proofnew /asp/ies doesn't know that yet
>>112828104That new aspie has been posting for a month
>>112821671That and lil cheenie has zero clue how perspective works and goes full menhera over the most mild ass fucking crit
>>112828104how long does it take a new aspie before theyre no longer new?
>>112830030so many of these I dont see on the asp list
Stream idea: write a play you can perform inferno cop style, and then perform it after you've gathered the assets.
>>112826159I don't think anyone in that list has actually claimed to have BPD, so I'm confused about the idea they're self-diagnosising it.
mmy stream diedmy spirit died with itim crashing outcrying
>>11283003052-53 kg. Well done on getting it right.
>>112830030I wanna give input on my placement but I'm drunk and confused
>>112830051the rentry doesnt get updated anymore
>>112832874nobody wants to get in on it*
i just learned that heavenly's model was black all along
>>112832885why?
Keep pity baiting you'll keep getting viewers as a dude with an ugly model
i need to stop gooning and get back to streamingthen maybe goon
>>112833919yukichi...
>>112791169Faky Besa Kumo
>>112834635is that 1 or 3 guys?
>>112807100I know a guy who made partner but then his CCV dropped back to 30 afterwards. I always suspected he was viewbotting. Unless he actually managed to naturally double his CCV during his partner push.
>>112827830I don't care how many Barrels Per Day you lose to them. That has nothing to do with their content.
When things get so bad you have to vent to chatgpt
>>112835900Good way to ruin your relations with friends and family. All ais will coddle you and tell you you're right even if you're wrong
>>112836064I'm not looking for a yesman I don't want to annoy people with constant complaining. It helped.
>>112836632Have you considered keeping a diary?
>>112836915Have you considered minding your own business?
>>112838336I did not mean for this to be dismissive. A diary or similarly functioning text document would literally provide what they need. They can traumadump to their heart's content and get that stuff out there without engaging with a servile chatbot, without suffering the social stigma of being a complainer.
>>112838336>posts about venting to ai to avoid yesmen>gets an iota of pushback>thisthe jokes write themselves, who needs vtubers anyway?
>>112838501I see you have the "I know who is behind which post" delusion.
>>112838559UwU
>>112835089Nitya's previous life was partner when I met her, but her CCV was barely mid-2view, she got that only thanks to shondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM_YU8HVpWM who wants to do this with me? all guys
>ConfessEvery time I get off to my favorite chuubas while they stream I send them a gifted sub as a small gesture of appreciation.
>>112839280I let you get off to me, please do it
I love you
>>112839517-///u///-
I want to bully him with gifted subs but he refuses to enable affiliate...
>>112840734The door is closed. You have to respect that.
Stream idea: if you're artist then display your art in a VR chat world, and do a gallery tour with your audience showcasing all your art.
>>112832933Ask the anchorposter. They run the rentry.
>>112842199tupo*
>>112842290I doubt they run the tupo
I have a new theoryA subgroup of the women who use such attractive vtuber models want to get railed, and because they know it's wrong to directly ask for this they allow themselves to become objects of desire through their model
>>112842365Interesting. What predictive value does this theory provide to your reps and aspirations?
>>112842486sybau
>>112836915>>112838391That anon isn't me.I did have one, no idea where it went cause things were pretty good this year until a situation happened. Then I saw on tiktok about telling chatgpt about it which is something I'd never think to do and it helped. Also keeps my OPsec secure.
Stream idea: vtuber reads a ai generated poem on stream.
>>112843373>Also keeps my OPsec secure.Writing on paper is infinitely more secure than telling it to chatgpt which is logging your every word.
>>112844464Unc doesnt know about wifi signal monitoring surveillancestate
Stream idea: vtuber writes a song on stream.
>>112822883>>112823338I don’t have BPD… but yes I am ok with nsfw art.- Z
>>112845813Those who have bpd tend to say that they don't have bpd
Stream idea: vtuber creates a flyer, or brochure on stream that can be used to inform people about their stream, and encourages chatters to download , print, and hand out the flyers.
>>112846187Is that true? Where can I subscribe to your BPD facts?
