>"Phase Connect could rule the world, Gura did. She took Hololive to the farthest edges of fandom. There was nothing left to shill. But Gura is dead, and Hololive wanes; it's talents become lazy and reclusive. And so we live in evil times. Our fandoms fighting each other over internal struggles, terrible PR drama, and Phasemods being fags, when we should instead be fighting our true enemies; the other corpos and independents. Pippa must weep, for she always weeps when drunk. I shall weep in her place. But the world turns, Sakana made Phasecon a success. Phasefriends now flock to our banners. So now, the whales may seek to see Phase become great again. Perhaps a new Gura will take up the stream, and bring order where there is yabs...perhaps..."
>Corner camps with a full stack of Panko Guard
>>112866304You are unironically asking whales to fund chuubas who are pol addict with no compliance training and could ruin their career tomorrow with the worst take ever made. Plus it's pretty much common knowledge half of phase girls are either engaged or in a relationship
