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i cant log into my ira account even though i know the answer i just dont know how to enter it AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>113034042He drew the ire of the most schizophrenic anon in /mjg/
Why do you have an Irish Republican Army account?
>>113034630>iraDidillee dee potatoes to you too
Goodnight everyone.
>>113035339goodnight anon talk to you tomorrow
SEX with MIKOANON (idk, what is even the point, despairin')
Sex with little girlsKill yourself rezuul
>>113039526lmao what is tileman catching strays for?
>>113039531for stealing Pippa from me
No one here wants pippa
I saw a guy with a pekora silk shirt at evo
>>113039526>rezuul hasn't streamed in over a yearHe's clearly pregnant.
>>113041691Can't stream from Pippa's trailer.
Hellooooooooooooo!
Pon!
clean your living space for a reward
I'm not at home
The same wind has fallenBillions must draw their hand again
Your haipai is NNEESSWWGGWWR. You are too far from kokushi and declare kyushuu kyuuhai nya
>>113046845That's not enough unique terminals and honors to kyushuu...
>>113046845no, I kan because you used a shitty notation so I have 4 of the same tile
>>113046845where's the kyuu?
The autistic jonger, so easily baited. I was merely pretending to be retarded and you fell for my trap. Haha gotteem.
>>113047107
Jokes on you I AM retarded.
jongers are not autistic
I wish I was autistic
I'm not autistic, but I am BATSHIT INSANE.
We know not-jj
I'm a normalfag
Evens Burger KingOdds cook
evens scavenge roadkillodds hunt a squirrel with rocks0 eat at home
Morning
>>113052248
no one itt, not anyon, not jj, is insane
>>113052475>not jj
>QB instantly considered streaming longer cause Doragon just woke up until he said it was just a jokeHow does he do it? What is it about the fat Doragon that makes the ladies swoon?
at this point I think it's doragon himself posting these
I think it's pippa.
>>113052738I just learned to ignore it. It's been going on 2+ years now
It could be anyone. Even (You)
It's clearly Xapitan, due to the fact everyone itt is a xapitan tupla after all.
>>113052765>cuckqueen pippa watching a former viewer be courted by a smaller streamerI can see it
>>113052765>>113052812That implies a level of care she's not capable of
pippa you owe these anyons sex (jongin', real, with interest)
The strongest cuckqueen in history Pippa VS the strongest cuckqueen of today JJ
actually. silly me. i forgot all jongers are male and gay. pippa's dad owes these anyons sex. especially of the jongin' kind.
I have negative interest in the abusive fuckwit, was the worst part about her moving home having her dad show up randomly on streams and becoming a bit.
>>113053257Dunno why so many people are okay with it.
>>113053439Cause most of her fans when it happened just weren't around for when she used to tell stories about how her family treated her.
oh wow. im sorry, i didnt know pippa's dad was like that.
>>113053473Yeah but even with not knowing that, it's fucking annoying.
>>113053565She has a retard audience now who just clap like seals at bits, she traded anyone with an ounce of soul for those sorts when the react slop first started back during the bodycam shit
I fell off after poptart gun
>>113053527Don't feel too bad about it. It's old shit we only have one side of anyway and Pippa is known to exaggerate things.
>>113053527Don't, she went back, it's on her at this point.
I think if you add anything to steak other than salt and pepper then you are a child
>>113054068I like garlic salt.
I like to add mushrooms
>drink two monsters while on a road trip>still wired when I get home
>>113054773Yeah mushrooms fuck on steak
I drink 4 a day
My birthday wish (not today) is for anyons to stop drinking energy drinks
I mostly only drink green tea and water
>>113055145No, caffeine is my blood.
I subsist entirely on soup
wish i was drinkin a monster rn
>>113055453whats stopping you?
>>113055476At work.
Mhm mhm i wuv cweeeam cheese yummyyummyyummy
>>113055535I don't remember making this post
>>113055367post soup recipes
>>113055655I put bread in water, add a bit of oil and call it bread soup.
>>113055674grim
>>113055674Are you okay?
is buying a used eamusement card retarded?
>>113055752No, I don't actually do that. of course I'm okay.
I've never actually eaten soup before (unless spaghettios count).
>>113055845Soup is good, eat soup with crackers.
>>113055762Do you intend to play on a real server? If not, no
>>113055870I do and there's nothing in the listing about an account connected to it. I guess it's kind of retarded though because I won't be able to remove it if it does have one
>>113055655>>113055674I save KFC bones, simmer them for 3 hours, and strain themIt tastes better than it sounds, usually mix it with instant ramen
Hold up, I take back what I said. I have eaten ramen and, therefore, have eaten soup.
how long must a car be left in a ditch before i can start taking it apart for parts
>>113056693leave that pooir subaru alone
>>113056693an hour if you're quick about it
>>113056693Everyone knows that if the driver has left for 5+ minutes, you're free to take their catalytic converter. Who'd reject a free cat delete?
>>113057985Looks like a predictable creature.
This thread needs some Panko.
My water heater burst at 3am
>>113058626Marvellous.
>>113058638That's my favorite Wesley Willis song.
evens jongodds other game idk0 go on a long drive to nowhere
>>113058683Go play rimworld for 20 hours.
>>113058654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAEpUO3t1c
>>113058690I haven't played since before the first dlc dropped, but I'll give it a shot
ANTI-BOO!!!
You mean Oob?
actually yeah that sounds cute
Oob!
the day i pull mike it's jongover for real
>>113060890who's mike?
Mike hawk
>>113060910
hahaha gottem! nice anyon! so is /jong/ winning l-league?
>>113060939They're into the finals.
Watching anon's redheaded wife.
you need to get married again but this time invite all jongers to the wedding
Morning.
Chii!
Just let it die
Never.
>>113065784And slum it with Frank in mjg? No.
I'm still unfortunately at Evo
Fighting games SUCK except for smash. Smash is pretty cool
Smash is a party game
>>113034486Pippa is a jonger
>>113067971what year do you think it is? she doesn't even pretend to play mahjong anymore
>>113068122tehe pero
>>113068128>[Deleted]
>>113068122She HATES us.
sakana needs to crack the whip and mandate at least one jong stream a month
>>113069312Nah, I like the idea of Mahsoul picking people who actually play the game for sponsorship and event opportunities instead of Pipkin "Sponsorslop spam" Pippa
but i thought you guys wanted pippa to jong
I want people who want to learn how to jong to jong, or people who actually know how to jong to jong
>>113069693She was never particularly great at the game and doesn't seem interested in getting better. She was (emphasis on was) probably the best at her company at one point, but that bar has risen and at this point if she's done with it she's done with it.Damn good commentator though, as long as she sticks away from talking strategy (like that perfectly reasonable discard she crashed out over at the last tourney).
>>113062476You just want the open bar and frankly i do too so i can watch the chaos
>>113069693She liked Jong cause it came with 3+ other people to play with. It was at it's core and excuse to get people to spend time with her. I want people who actually like jong to play jong.
>>113067092Hang around there for a while and you'll come around to crossdressing.
>>113070296I don't think so.
steve beam!!
I wish I could still play Steve
ICan'tSteve
isn't steve supposed to be a cute retard?
>>113071984Yes.
evens rankedodds koko0 bweh
>steve is a cute retard>cute retard plays steve>people start saying they can't play steve anymore and that i ruined the character what did anyons mean by that
I should've koko'd
>>113073690any character you play gets branded as shanten destroyer.
>>113073690>cute retardBut I thought you said you hated being called a cute retard?
>>113073840well... yes! but i haven't become a cool jonger yet uuuuu
how did you find the emotes folder anyways
>>113073942And you never will
>>113073840Thst's the biggest lie she's ever told.
>>113074090apologize now, retard! your captain will become a cool jonger for sure!>>113074010i had a brief moment of clarity and realized that anyons in /mjg/ probably got their emotes somewhere and since anyons in general are lazy and retarded, it had to be somewhere in the thread and one thing lead to another
>it took her 3 years to find the emote folder
>>113074180You've not been my Japitan for over a year now, and you even abandoned ship and made me captain at the end. My boat now.
>>113074203Become the DapitanAnd draft me to the pirate team next year
There's already been a Pirate team, and I don't wanna be chief tardwrangler.
>>113074203i did? well. the ship is in safe hands! but im still captain retard. also draft me to the jonger team or i'll unironically cry.
>>113074259>i did?Did you forget about the car accident you got into and had to vanish for like a week over during L league? Or is it more weird that I remember that?
>>113074270oh right. the insurance fucked me. wow, your memory is very good!
also it wasn't my fault, it was a hit and run
>It wasn't my fault>says the womanUhuh, yup, I buy it. Totally.
don't worry, next league I'll captain againand draft none of you
Can't not draft what doesn't sing up, heh
>>113074462I didn't make the first xapitan team though
so there will be two /jong/ teams next league? the evil confederate states of /jong/ and the union of /jong/ers!
I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE! HORRAY! HORRAY!
>>113074739>confederate states>evilThe south will rise again
Well, let me have a pon, and a chii and kan and I’ll call it!I’ll climb up the rankings with a tanyao and ron, I’ll play it!Well, we worked so hard to build a little thread, together!In the rons, and the fourths and the deal in games, whenever!No matter, any ranking, we’re together
BOO!
OOB! (ghost-repellin', protectin', jongin')
/jong/ is going for gold... in l-league
>>113078016did /jong/ers even play any of the l-league games
>>113078097yes, they're all /jong/ers now
Nap so good i feel i just freed myself from my sarcophagus
gold is gold, no matter the league. GO FOR GOLD /JONG/!
>>113078097I watched a homeless anon session.
>>113078327I meant from the /jong/ team
43578 for eggys room
>>113078547link the stream so I can watch it in this thread
>>113078581https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
>>113078327I think furry got the time of his game wrong, no idea about the others.
>>113078625>I think furry got the time of his game wrongHow the fuck does this keep happening? Can /jong/ers just not tell time?
>>113078666it happens every league to burgers because of the timeslot being after midnight UTC, I don't know what excuse a frog would have though
i don't remember the jong team last year having that issue did they?
>>113078666>>113078750To be fair, he had only just gotten back to that time zone after being in other time zones for the rest of the league.
>>113078787Last year we were carried by doragon setting up dynamic schedule on discord, so no one had to convert timezones.
doragon was basically everyone's capable dad
The goat, if you will
WJ
wj
How did you guys make Loser League finals this year again? Why don't you use your luck for the regular season?
>>113079132/jong/ is... the biggest Loser!
>>113079132it's a lot harder to be lucky for 80 games against better players who are taking it more seriously
do you guys actually know who ghostanyon is
>>113079383nyes
>>113079383nyo >t. not jj
knowing every poster kinda goes against the whole point of this place.
id be content just knowing what character ghostanyon plays
he owns ichihime
>the point of this placediscussing vtubers who play mahjong?
nyagger we all own ichihime!
To remain Anonymous of course
>>113079714I don't.
the seam at the crotch of my work pants split open again
>>113079714now that i look at this emote closely. she's holding the doll as if it were some sort of amulet to ward off evil spirits. i always thought she was choking the doll
>>113079749anyon you need to get the size reduction surgery the family is starving because you keep buying pants
>>113079749Anon is now easy access.
my work pants are falling off without a belt now. we can swap if you'd like.
>>113079708is that what this thread is for?
>>113079905We don't talk about vtubers here.
>>113079883same with mine, i just got a new belt, though should get a smaller size pair of pants too, but just gonna repair these till they are thrashed
i'm back
>>113080684Late and gay
>>113080684
Evo loadout was so bad this year due to many problems coming up, 3 hours of sleep and 13 hours of suffering later it is time to go to bed then drive home
>>113080684welcome back! where did you go?
Hey jong I'm going to jong https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
>>113081211*I* am watching anon stream
i am at work but i might watch anon stream on my lunch break soon
>>113083198IS THAT A?!!!!!
>>113083247Looks kickable
>>113083266
>>113083274>>113083282Forever mad, forever small and puntable
>>113083301i would hit you with a brick if it wouldnt cause our femanons to go extinct
>>113083314Do it, free me from my suffering
>>113083331its no fun if youre asking for it...
>>113083346Thwarted yet again
time for bed
>>113083422nini yuzuposter
Pink mahjong fleshlight critterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPg7c9zd2w
vtuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJQoxEOZhJQvtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfrm3wJJuaI
>>113085613Based
give that back you fox bitch
yeah, a cute fox bitch
why 8m? dora is 4s btw
>>113087786there's only 1 9m left and 4p gives you a kuitan dora 2-3 pivot instead of the hand ending in you calling for keiten
SHAKE THE KITTY
>>113046845>kyushuu kyuuhaiCoward's move, always aim for nagashi when it pops up
>>113088718Until it dies? Yeah.
that's animal abuse you dumb bitch nya
>>113089644you would remove this light from the world?
Feed it turpentine, or break its spineCrush it with your shoe, as long as youKill a kitten
I ran out of makas...
>>113091021buy a charm
Maka deez nutz
>>113091021why are you playing more than 10 ranked games a day? does someone have a gun to your head?
>>113092235I wanted to f2p grind to bonded xenia on my alt for some reason (yes I know its a fuck ton of ranked)
>>113092290your alt is probably going to hit master before you bond xenia
>>113092382
evens go to bed now and ruin my sleep scheduleodds stay awake and waste the day0 kms
Boo!
there's no one to even be scared...
you know what would be very scary? if we knew what character ghostanyon plays
>>113094219Do you only wanna find out so you can roll for that character and skinwalk them?
>>113094397...yes
a-anyons??
There's a skinwalker about
>>113096244What?
fourth cup of coffee time...
https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromuthis strange creature is jonging
>>113097266What a fascinating creature.
>>113097266The Japanese pink thing is better
>she's back to E2
>>113099057LMAO
>>113098890japanese pink thing didn't make it to master with above 60% call rate, this one is the evolved form of an adeptchad or the retarded form of the diagram mahjong guy
>>113100405>the evolved form of an adeptchadBut we already have one of those in expert who never folds?
the majority of /jong/ doesn't know the meaning of folding
I'm going to Round1 tomorrow anyone want anything?
>>113100624Yeah, can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>113100666I don't buy food for Xatan
>>113100666>Xapitan outing himself as a narcGet em'
wish i was at costco rn
i think bibi should jong
i think big yahu should jong
Is it easier to groom an english vtuber into being good enough at mahjong that I can watch them or find and groom a good english speaking mahjong player into becoming a vtuber?
Neither can be done.
chromu is fucked up right now
chromu trying to get back to E2 and its not going to happenhttps://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu
>I'm a higher rank than pinkthingkek, what she gets for not accepting my friends request.
>>113102751she just shocked herself with a shock collar
>>113102795I don't think it's going to help unless she gets a good player to shock her
really need a pink thing tummy update...
>>113101926There are 50 billion older lonely asian women into mahjong and people won't care if she is old if she has a vtuber avatar You can make a hag corpo and become extremely richBotan is a megahag and still has a billion goslings
>>113103123what is botans approximate age?
>>113101926The former is a woman so that's basically impossible and the latter is a man so that's gay. Your best bet is to learn Japanese.
>>113105048nini anyon
>>113105048>GoodnightNigga it's>Look at time, past midnightI spent all day yapping in another thread from when I woke up till now. Bruh.
I choose to believe that every /jong/er is a schizophrenic anti.
final game for /jong/, come watch us win L-league https://live.fc2.com/84503510/
we got a yakuman, you were watching right?
>>113106260uh...sureI was playing minesweeper...
I was eating food
no more bread
I WANT BREAD NOW!!!
