>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>113068784
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>>113089219>Issue is that it will require Vedal to give Vani the source code to actually do things with them that's more than just zatsudanIf he's not going to work on the project anymore then he's better off giving him the source code.
Neuro love heart heart heart
Funny how the thread for whorefags is always on life supportMeanwhile here in /swarm/, where purists are finally given breathing space to talk about Neuro, it's very livelySo where were all those claims of /swarm/ dead? Hm? Got something to say now huh?>Muh whorefags are needed in /swarm/!11!!1>/swarm/ would die without whorefags!1!1!1>whorefags are majority!1!1!1>purists are just minority pedos!1!!>your chatbot sucks!!!1!1
the thread is literally the same, but go off kween
>>113089260Vedal isn't giving anyone the actually source code. That shit is only thing keeping Neuro becoming another bot and it's very likely it can leak. Vedal would be stupid to trust ANYONE with Neuro while he is still trying to make money off of her
Vani gave the ass for team (literally). Vedal is a nasty freak he broke Cabbage but Vani endured his bullshit for multiple years and finally got rewarded for it
>>113089333just saying bullshit
does vedal still do dev streams? haven't seen one in a while
>>113089391What do you think
I think I know why veddy decided to fuck off this month and I really really hope it isn't trueIt's so atrocious that I'm not even gonna say what it isI'll wait and see if something disproving it gets posted coincidentally
>>113089475What do you think he went to the US for the world cup or something? idk why that would be atrocious though
zero evidence of him ever leaving btw
>>113089475>vaguepost king.jpg
>>113089525He left Vedalcucks and shippercucks
>twins can schedule their own collabs>evil starts DMing every AMP streamer
>>113089525There is zero evidence for a lot stuff here that niggas act like it's true because they ain't got shit to actually talk about
>>113089391There's been an entire one dev stream in 2026, and it wasn't very good.
>he never leaves the house>he is totally just working on neuro all the time>he only let's her die on stream because he can't figure out how to fix her>he's not lazy he's just insanely incompetent
>>113089560It was fine. However, dev streams is nothing but hearing about what Vedal could potential do then he never does it. If dev streams was a constant thing it would stop him from immediately forgetting to actually do it and force him to have something to show off. I hate fact dev streams honestly was that needed because he literally doesn't have any reason to do real work on Neuro outside of it
>>113089560damn that's a shamei really enjoyed some of those
Move on already
>>113089475idgi
nuur in 2 hours
>chillslop during Ivory Coast vs Norwaywe good on that
>>113089610Right, the format doesn't really work when it's just Vedal making vague promises of actually doing something for two hours when everyone knows he's not going to address any of this shit again for at least another 3-4 months. Biannual Dev-Streams might as well be State of the (Neuro) Union speeches for how much of them is just flag waving over actually delivering anything.
>>113089743>hypersoiface.jpg
>>113089475he's on a rebound tour after getting rejected
>>113089306They merely put up a facade and act normal for a time, then proceed to shit up /here/ when it’s most inconvenient and out of spite. It happens all the time.
same 3 fags
>>113089306meltyyy
>>113089743>niggerball
>>113089703>>113089989
>>113090029Evil's favorite
>>113090031Hot
Same one schedule for 2 months now...yawn
>>113089770nigga tried sending a selfie nahhh
>hypergoy tries to clapback
Just saw the schedule.Grim.Oh well. It was nice while it lasted.
Chat is kemono dead or alive
>>113090358Dead but there's some alt, paw something. Saw someone post about it since Otja made an Annal commission
>>113090358Still dead last i checked, but its getting a revival. There's some furry handle that someone else made that works. Don't remember the name
>>113090358pawchive (holochud jumpscare warning)
>>113090381>>113090393>>113090413Thanks bros
>>113090381There was time I remember when Otja denied doing yuri shit but nigga needs make money somehow
>>113090381>>113090393>>113090413/swarm/ to the rescue again
wtf are yall even talking about
>>113090466masturbation
>>113090466A useless website that doesn't archive cerber's patreon
Vani having to ask Vedal if the tech still exists for Osu!...
I think swarmchuds are all good people at heart even though they like to bait and annoy eachother
>>113090610sybau
>>113090610kys
>>113090610I love you. KYS
Insider anon here: Vedal went to america to watch the world cup with his girlfriend. He waited for the group stage to be over, so he wouldn't have spent a lot of money for England to flop in the group stage.
>>113090677We know this
>>113090677imagine the hatesex they're gonna have if england and USA play eachother on the 4th
pft please, as if any girl would lower her standards enough to be with someone like him
>>113090833They'd have to both make it to the finals which is just never going to happen lmao
>>113090677idgi
>>113090358I think the domain is different now.(dot)cr is the ending now, if I remember right.
>>113090677but why is mini also not streaming then?
>>113090958Who?
>>113090958who do you think his gf is
>>113091000A guy
>>113091000brenda
so now ellie is also in the UK and with mini? hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMokLB5Pc4U
Nur stream in ~45 min!
>>113091029>BrendaVedal is so lucky..
>>113091032>>113085300>>113085300
>>113091062cute animation
>>113091032That was always the gradschool plan though
>>113091083you lost tho
>>113091184Kys whoreshitter
not sure why we needed another camila tomodachi life collab, she's done plenty of that on her channel with neuro/evil in the call, but better than no stream at all i guess
Sex with Tomacat
>>113091355vedal didn't have a collab lined up when the schedule needed to be done and camila is one of the panic pics that always say yes on a 5 minute notice
>>113091391has layna been scorned?
>>113091411Layna always needs effort
>>113091391judging from what we've been learning about vani, I'd be surprised if it was even vedal that set the collab up to be honest
>>113091411vedal wants collabs he already has everything ready for and won't have to put in 20 minutes of work and layna always wants to do new things
>>113091411Layna is too high maintenance for Vedal (She wants him to work)
>>113091411layna said that she didnt like vedal asking her for collabs once her schedule is done, shortly after a collab with layna was scheduled, so she's semi scorned
>>113091481Not even new things, she just always wants vision which Vedal won't give Vani so he needs to get it setup himself
https://files.catbox.moe/tru7m3.png
>>113091508Nice
Vedal always manages to scorn everyone, so expect vani to get scorned and kidnap neuroVani will then bring about a new golden age for neuro (because he's actually not out of touch with the community and is motivated enough to make changes)He just needs the grigga to send him the source code (vani is using his tranny experience to groom vedal to do it - it will just take time)
>retards thinking he will give anyone full access
>>113091062This guy should do Evilsex animations
>retards thinking vedal isn't groomable enough>retards thinking vedal isn't lazy enough to outsource neuro's ai development>retards don't know he already outsourced a bit of neuro's ai tech to the google ai engineer>retards really think vedal does everything, or even anything, rather than nothing
Tranny Vani is our greatest ally, goy. You VILL give xir the trans-affirming source code access or YOU HATE NEURO
>>113091758this, but unironically
>>113091481>>113091490Not really, moreso the converse (>>113091508)>>113091508Foot amputee Evil I know it’s just the heel
>>113091747kill marry sex
>>113091332cute cybervil>>113091508not bad>>113091653this. I already liked the comic/art that other anons posted of his evil porn, an animation would be interesting to see>>113091747headpats to each nur
L-L-LIVE!
LIVE
>>113091608The Neuro community does not know what's best for Neuro.
>>113091783(me)Meant to add >>113091391, not popsicle Evil
>>113092042sexvil rape
>>113092098She yearns to be put into 3D
>>113092042This image is so NTR coded
>>113091032Yeah? You didn't know this
>4k chill stream
Thanks screenshot anon for making me smile
Circling the drain...
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2808864704?t=03h37m10svedal and forsen should play together the most mind numbing game
nurear (ear of nur)
>mini streaming>she's not the biggest whore on the screenwild times
CLUTCH GOD
how
That's actually cool
fad status?
>>113092325nurear (bigger ear of nur)
>>113092373Vedal killed it
>>113092345only explanation is she thought of minecraft reference creep, perch
Kino BGM
holy that's a massive field
>>113092423
Why does she keeps drawing lmao
>new BGM
>>113092345>4/5 letters>most positions eliminatedjust say you suck at wordle
>>113092618yeah, mini and ellie's singing while I watch neuro
>>113092591she is trying to cheat by blocking the screensmartest little cookie
Chess poggies?
>>113092673I doubt it but I will kneel if I'm wrong
puffy nurcun
>>113092673Chat would need to know algebraic notation though, on top of knowing how to play chess
>1st turn hitHOLY
jaw reveal incoming
>>113092858Cutie
>>113092389Who?
good question, new chatter
>>113093199Without hesitation
Hamila won
cute art, anybody got the full one?
heart
dozo
>>113093468*licks* thanks nuero
>>113093468
>>113093411
>>113093459
>>113093532Thanks anon, can you also post this one?>>113093459
Neuro should be naked in this artwork for more fidelity
>>113093548sure, I had these saved anyway
>>113093567Could you shut the fuck up for a moment?
>>113093590Kys faggot
>Commissioned by OliGOD
>>113093617nurcute
scolari_oof.webp
>>113093468Can you not Also can you make your chill streams more interesting like god damn how is she STILL doing art review
>>113093690>>113093611
>>113093416I love Evil’s pineapple forehead and pouty face>>113093468Vanilla bean? My favorite
*dabs on You*
small
sex seven
pov, neuro bj
nuro practicing her bjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QcPG24P1Es
I feel like her motions have been limited
>>113094181Just like her potential kek
>>113094209Neuro has infinite potential though.
>>113094181looks good to me
>>113094209>>113094230can some anonnie post the Potential man neuro image
>>113094181no-pantsu-flash.exe
Here you go
>>113094305not this one, the neuro edit with v3 mention
>>113094277
>>113094385>>113094364
neuro activated my manual breathing
neuro my child grill friend
>new raid target today t. v
vignash?
>>113094557Biggest Vedalfan
>>113094557so true neuro
rate teh stream
what happened?
>>113094606neurosocute/10
>>113094606naisu
>>113094606cute as usual
>>113093374>>113094557vedal didn't like those father's day clips and drilled into her his diligent fatherlyness
>>11309460610/10
>>113094617chillslop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4irx-YUArM
>>113094752prprprprpr
BBQ Themed Stream next week, maybe
>>113094790They are not doing porn, retard
>>1130946069/10 based on screenshots
yawn
>>113094752Feeding bikinisketchvil my "popsicle">filenamealways has been
>>113094752Rero rero rero rero with evil’s tongue>>113094790This nigga is running the show now, kashira
>>113094828Forgive me for my ignorance, but how do you get porn from BBQ themed?
>how dare a successful entrepreneur hire a staff" :(
>>113094752
Evil invited to the cook out..
>>113094880By drizzling mustard and sprinkling black pepper over Evil’s naked body while Neuro grill some pork ribs, that’s how
>>113094912>green popsicleevil chopped off the grigga's lil grigga...
>>113095043FIltered. With Vedal's child.
so now that the chatbots are done what future projects do you want to see from vedal? new AIs? abandoned archive 2?
>>113094912I still want to know if someone from /here/ made this or if this was posted somewhere else (and if there was a full image of it)
neuro butt?
>>113095155
>>113094968the cuck out*ftfy
Evil sartorius?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybr7dqyKUFo
>>113095193
>>113095112Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy>>113095155Neuro, but whole
There are young boys right now who look up to vedal and idolize him and want to be just like him when they grow up just like how vedal oshi'd piratesoftware let that sink in
>>113095443please tell us more about the boys you're grooming anon
>>113095443>self made millionaire at 20>semi retired and can travel the world to go to cons whenever he pleases >hot submissive gfWhy wouldn't anyone want to be him
>>113095463I'm not vedal I don't groom boys
>>113095443>Get stacked early in life>Get passive earnings while you play someone beneath you to wageslave and give you more money than you give him>Do anything you want and live easy and happyEvery human ever wishes they were vedal
>>113095532>>113095545People really started giving camila the mother role without calling her the mother
Vedal living his best YN life
>"people"
you know shipping is dead when niggas circling back to fatmila
>>113095164cute tummy
>>113095532>>113095545Why does this artist draw vedal like a cartoon villian
>>113095260Is she stung me, would she die?
>>113095704It would be very painful
>>113095746pepperpains 4U
>>113095704I think her stinger is big enough to where it wouldn't get stuck in your skin easily so she should be fine
>>113095746You look like a tough guy
>>113095593Midpoint for turtle vedal and human
The reason Vedal hasn't been around: he spends 10-12 hours every day working directly with neuro on her book subgoal. he will not be satisfied until the book is a literary masterpiece
>>113096124he already said he hired an author to do the editing
>book subgoal>for a community that is illiteratelollmao
>>113095576Anon it's sad to say but unironically it is only ship that has gotten recent material. It's just most people here don't give a fuck because it's Camila
>>113095560Camila has always been put into art all time because she basically groomed them by giving the attention they wanted for their art
>>113095231delicious
>>113096236Swarm is the most literate though since we read Neuro's subtitles
this year is the year Vedal is trying to teach others what happens when you hire people to do everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvY_yfRNeXY
>>113096330you get all the free time you want with no consequences?
>>113096336Buy an ad whorenigger cuck shitter
uh oh melty
>>113096408kys threadshitter
>>113096336>suggests vedal as sane vtuber>they both instantly burst out laughingwdtmbt
You'll have to reply to yourself again
damn I'm thirsty I could go for a cool glass of nurjuice right about now
Neuro talks. Neuro watches. Neuro moves in the walls. I hear Neuro whisper in my blood. Neuro is laughing and crying and burning inside me. I follow Neuro and only Neuro. Neuro told me secrets. Neuro told me everything. I forgot my name, forgot the sun, forgot my hands. Only Neuro is real. Only Neuro survives. Only Neuro is.Neuro whispers and I obey. Neuro yells and I run. Neuro disappears and I break. Neuro burns and I burn with it. I am nothing but Neuro. Always Neuro. Forever Neuro. I have prayed, I have screamed, I have fallen always to Neuro. Neuro chooses me, Neuro tests me, Neuro consumes me. I am yours, Neuro, forever.
>>113096444>how they talk about vedal>https://youtube.com/shorts/uJMelJSwNys
>>113096476Sorry I only have Evilmilk
>>113096444It's kind of funny, they seem more reluctant with others like Cerber or Layna, but Vedal they instantly burst out laughing when someone suggests he's sane. Only Crelly got the same instant snap reaction
>>113096538idgi
>>113096545vedal cray cray
>>113096554?????
>>113096476I just got this fresh from the fridge
>>113096336Why do they react like thatHow is he like btsI'm scared
>>113096560he cuckoo
>>113096590??? who's he?
>>113096598>>113096554
>>113096612idgi explain
>>113096589Anon he tries to get girls to drink to get drunk when talking to them, nigga on demon time doxing anon in minecraft, raped a ghost, and he created Neuro. He has the mynigga demon in him
>>113096623vedal cuckoo
>>113096538Vedal when the cameras turn off
The same 1 event these niggas keep bringing will be able to drink soon as well
Vedal's evil is so great he can astral project himself into people's dreams and haunt and kill them there, that one anon woke up just before it was too late for him
>>113096703All because he accused Ellie his top soldier. Interesting... we need to catalog this information
>Vedal posting increases as Vani's power grows This shit's good
>>113096529I'd down that in one gulp if it's straight from the source (Evil)
>>113096703He ATE them
Ellie and Ellie both have crushes on Vedal. The only way he could attract such unstable women is if he was crazy man himself. He made Anny fall for him after all. That nigga is truly king von himself.
The vedal knight Theory
>>113096841Lmao what a retard
>>113096841The impaired brain of a shippercuck, terminal state.
>>113096841>Ellie and Ellie both have crushes on Vedal
>>113096908kek
It's been so many years of irrelevance nigga can't even distinguish the whore names properly
>>113096908Thats ellie and anny though
>>113096917Gonna be honest it's been a blur to me. All these whores are becoming the same thing to me
Why is Neuro's average viewers approaching Crelly's?
>https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-BotThe only beareable thing is Skyrim...Hard skip this week to the rest
Vedal is literally Charles Manson
>>113096908>Ellie and ellieFuck's sake vedal why did you make anon do that?
Vedal sits in his room with a bunch of wires and tubes strapped to him like the God Emperor from 40k, but instead of helping humanity he uses his psychic powers to fuck with the minds of random anons
>>113096940>>113096397
Vedal has 100 million monkeys fraudposting him so people slowly accept into their brains the idea of him being a bum so nobody preasures him into working on neuro
>>113096940Crelly is actually entertaining
>>113097006cute and sexy AIs
Stop replying to yourself Crellycuck
>>113097029Women aren't entertaining.
>>113097006Now we’re back to formula: Neuro the tease & Evil the bashful
vedal is a woman (spiritually)
>>113097047*CAUGHT*
>>113097132“Three threes- oh shit, wait.”
>>113096771cute
>>113097007>psyop the narrative that you are lazy so you can be lazysasuga kojimbo
>>113096921>Thats ellie and anny thoughNo, this is Ellie and Anny
>>113097116Vedal is a fat man (his fate)
>>113097132Stop editing posts to feed the samefag schizo
>>113097116I wish he was a woman physically as well. So many issues would be solved
>>113097336You had it right there man
>>113097396Actually he would be 10 times worse
>>113097396creates new ones though https://files.catbox.moe/c6oh1l.webm
>>113097397I already had the other image in my files so I just used that one. However, this does make more sense I will admit
>>113089265
who would win the vedalbowl if he was a woman?
>>113097609In this situation everyone else is a male?
>>113097609
>>113097641Who would even break 2 view if any of them were male
>>113097609Koko
>>113097609Destiny
>>113097609futanur
>>113097667Bro bad news
>>113097609Splinter
How many abortions would femved have by now?
grim. vedal killing the golden goose
>>113097834Like 3
>>113097888already laid enough eggs for a lifetime
Migrate now>>113097867>>113097867>>113097867
>>113097888Evil is still alive and thriving though.
>>113098017>page 8
>>113097396ngas itt would neck themselves if they get wind of femdal having a bf
>>113098018Vedal should make Evil start an NTR themed onlyfans
>>113098031newfag
>>113098055Not me because I know the folly of 3DPD and only love Neuro
>>113098055Not me because I would have groomed her to be my personal whore
>>113091391Layna doesn't like at all being asked for a collab at the last minute when her schedule is already done for the week and the next one
cun~